Chapter 1075: Forcibly marrying Roshan for three thousand catties
Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Chengfeng almost wanted to turn around and run.
What the fuck is going on?
But at this time, the old man had quietly turned behind Li Chengfeng and Senior Sister, looking like he was eyeing him fiercely.
Li Chengfeng secretly hated, and was quickly thinking about a way to escape, but he saw the woman standing in the center of the lobby, and kept holding the hand the size of a towel, but in her hand, it was as small as a handkerchief and kept wiping something under his headscarf.
Seeing this, the old woman on the side smiled and said, "Daughter, today is a happy day, why are you crying?"
Li Chengfeng immediately scolded in his heart: You can't fucking be drooling, right?
Then I heard this Roshan Jiao choked up and said: "My daughter just feels that she is about to be separated from her family, and her heart is sad." ”
She lifted her headscarf and glanced at Li Chengfeng, the autumn waves flowed, although there was a smile in her eyes, but when she saw Li Chengfeng, she smiled shyly.
With this smile, Li Chengfeng's scalp was numb!
He knew that the gentry in the southeast had a way of playing, that is, for the annual Oiran beauty pageant, an extremely alternative Oiran selection was held, and once a year, the major Qinglou selected the ugliest ugly ugly.
Oiran beauty pageants are mostly held at the beginning of spring, which means that spring is coming, and a hundred flowers are blooming, while the ugly princess is held at the end of autumn, which means that winter is approaching and everything is withering.
In the process of choosing ugliness, the major clowns did their best to show off their ugliness, which was hilarious, and at the same time, some of them were earth-shattering and shocking.
Li Chengfeng saw the Roshan in front of him, and only felt that if she went to the southeast to choose the ugly, she would immediately be the ugly leader among the flowers, and the champion among the ugly, because ...... He had never seen a woman with a pig's brain on her head.
This is clearly a wild boar essence!!
Fat head and big ears, garlic protruding mouth, big eyes and beans, black hair and rough skin!
Li Chengfeng didn't dare to take a second look, and hurriedly looked away, but he dodged this gaze, but he saw the senior sister on the side with a tense face, a serious expression, the appearance of a dead father, if it weren't for the slight tremor at the corner of her mouth, her five fingers clenched into fists, and she looked like she was forcibly holding back a smile, he thought that it was the senior sister who was going to enter the cave room.
Li Chengfeng glanced at the senior sister viciously, but heard the old woman laugh and said, "Eh, my mother married you off, and I didn't let you leave us, and in the future, our family will live happily together." ”
This Roshan was first happy, and then said sadly: "But my daughter is married, but my daughter's sisters are still waiting for the boudoir, waiting for the Spring Pavilion......"
After saying this, the old man nodded hurriedly and said, "It's still a pig baby who has a heart!"
Hey, you know that your baby looks like a pig!!
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but complain again in his heart.
The old woman then said: "It's okay, it's okay to marry one together, marry one is to marry, and marry two is also to marry!"
Li Chengfeng was dumbfounded when he heard this, and the corners of his eyes twitched: You're not done yet, are you?
The senior sister on the side stretched her face hard, her fingernails were inserted into the flesh, Li Chengfeng turned his face away to look at her, hoping that she would say something, but the senior sister immediately turned her head away from the other side, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
Li Chengfeng was annoyed in his heart, turned his head, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, okay, Lao Tzu marrying one is also marrying, and marrying two is also marrying! What other crooked melons and cracked dates, broken copper and iron, stinky fish and rotten shrimp, call them out together, and Lao Tzu will take them all in one go!"
The old man was immediately furious: "Bastard, what did you just say?"
Li Chengfeng immediately smiled and said: "Father-in-law, my father-in-law is angry, my son-in-law can marry such a good young lady, it is really happy, nonsense, childish words, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously......"
The senior sister was about to take it anymore, and she had already begun to twitch all over.
Anyway, at present, the fire can't burn her, it's not a big deal to see the excitement, and it can be seen that the funeral is not too big!
As soon as the old man heard Li Chengfeng speak like this, he immediately grinned and said, "The virtuous son-in-law is polite, it doesn't matter, it's all a family anyway." ”
Li Chengfeng laughed without smiling, the two were talking and laughing, and the two maids in the back room led out two more brides with phoenix crowns, Li Chengfeng looked at it and gasped.
Okay, Roshan 3,000 catties!!
But then, Li Chengfeng suddenly looked at two men in groom clothes with a puzzled face, one of them was thinner than the other, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and sharp-beaked monkey gills, which looked like firewood sticks, and the thin arms and legs made people feel that a little doll seemed to be able to break his arms and thighs when he touched him.
Could it be that this meal has been eaten by Roshan for 3,000 catties?
This patriarchal culture is an ancestral culture?!
Li Chengfeng slapped his legs and laughed wildly: "Oh, senior sister, senior sister, you can't run away......"
The senior sister's face turned pale, and she glanced at Li Chengfeng viciously, but saw Li Chengfeng smile and said proudly: "Seeing him rise up a tall building, seeing his building collapse!"
Before he could finish speaking, the old woman said, "Ugly and ugly, you will marry with the three sisters!"
Li Chengfeng's laughter stopped abruptly, like a duck choked by the neck.
Immediately, the senior sister on the side finally couldn't help it, haha laughed, the laughter was not over, she slapped her legs and laughed like Li Chengfeng.
Li Chengfeng was furious: "Hey, they're men!"
The old woman's eyes flashed with a dangerous look, and she said gloomily: "Who just said that stinky fish and rotten shrimp, crooked melons and cracked dates, and broken copper and iron are coming? Hmph, the old lady has nothing here, just stinky fish and rotten shrimp, crooked melons and cracked dates, and broken copper and iron! You can take it all in one go!"
Li Chengfeng was stunned, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he had already begun to quietly look around, wondering if he was going to leave his senior sister and run away by himself.
But the old man behind him laughed, he took out a Jiuhua lantern from his arms, and then lifted it into the air.
This Jiuhua lamp lit up by itself, emitting a red light, illuminating the already red and glamorous cave mansion crimson and penetrating people, and the light penetrated directly through the outside of the cave.
"Jiuhua Lantern?" Senior Sister's face changed, and her eyes showed fear.
"What Jiuhua lantern?" Li Chengfeng said in a low voice.
Senior Sister said in a low voice: "The demon lantern that specializes in capturing people's souls, you see that the Jiuhua lanterns are all souls that have been ingested and cannot escape." ”
Li Chengfeng took a look, and sure enough, he saw that the figures outside the Jiuhua lantern seemed to be walking in a shadow puppet show, and they were indeed souls locked up inside one after another.
The corners of Li Chengfeng's eyes twitched, and he was extremely looking forward to the fact that Chaos and Zhu Yan could kill him again, which was better than the current scene of forced marriage.
At this time, the musicians around played and sang more and more vigorously, there were Jiuhua lanterns in the back of the road, the old man also came to the top and sat down with the old woman, and then I don't know where to drill out of a dog-like celebrant, pulling a sharp voice and shouting: "The auspicious time has arrived, come forward to worship!"
Soon two maids with big shoulders and round waists came next to him to hold Li Chengfeng hostage, Li Chengfeng was brought to the front of the hall with a look of life and death, he struggled to look back at the senior sister, but saw her pursing her lips and laughing, and when she saw herself looking over, she couldn't help but snort and turned her head.
Li Chengfeng was taken to the hall with grief and indignation, and when he was about to worship heaven and earth, he suddenly heard a voice from outside the cave: "Li Zhenren? Li Zhenren can be inside?
Hearing this voice, Li Chengfeng was almost in tears, Emma, relatives, no matter what kind of demons and monsters come at this time, enemies of life and death, they are all relatives!!