Speaking of this, Zhang Nianzu was a little depressed, because he knew that it must be his own people who hurt him.

So Zhang Nianzu didn't continue the topic, he saw that the three of them were tired, and asked, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" He took out his body and asked Lei Tingting embarrassedly: "Do you have money?" During these days, he was almost isolated from the world, not to mention money, not even a piece of paper.

Lei Tingting wordlessly completed a gorgeous turn, in addition to showing her good figure, it also exposed her penniless situation - these days she is under house arrest at home, wearing a dress that does not even have a pocket......

"Money, we have it!" Li Changgui handed the schoolbag in Li Asi's hand to Zhang Nianzu and said, "What does grandpa want money for?"

"Please eat breakfast......" Zhang Nianzu inadvertently glanced into his schoolbag and froze, which was full of bundles of hundred-yuan bills.

"You take the money. Li Changgui threw his schoolbag to Zhang Nianzu, indicating that he had ceded his sovereignty.

"No, you're here for me, how can I ask for your money?" Zhang Nianzu was not a childish person, so he was still a little scared.

Li Changgui resolutely said: "Our lives are yours, what is a little money?" He kicked Li Ah Si on the ass again and said, "I don't have an eyesight, grandpa is hungry, buy it early!"

"Good. Li Ah ran away in a hurry.

Zhang Nianzu and Lei Tingting glanced at each other, and they couldn't cry or laugh.

After a while, Li Asi bought a lot of fried dough sticks and soy milk, and several people were hungry, so they sat on the ground again and ate them, the air was full of snoring and swallowing sounds, Lei Tingting bit a fried dough stick, and suddenly said happily: "I'm so happy." ”

Li Changgui said while eating: "Grandpa, it seems that you don't know much about your life experience?"

Zhang Nianzu said: "My father never mentioned the strongman clan to me, I learned a little bit from a clansman later, if it wasn't for someone who was raided, I wouldn't even know about public funds." Only then did he tell the story of the big man at the entrance of the hospital who had injured himself. Lei Tingting didn't know that Zhang Nianzu had experienced such a dangerous thing, and looked around him in a panic.

Li Changgui listened to it as his face changed color, and half of the fritters on his mouth fell to the ground.

Zhang Nianzu said: "What's wrong with you?"

Li Changgui had tears in his eyes, and said with guilt on his face: "Grandpa, we are sorry for you!" Li Asan and Li Assi both stood up when they heard this.

Zhang Nianzu was surprised: "What are you stimulated by?"

Li Changgui said angrily: "We followed your letter, so we chose to take the plane in order to hurry up, how do you know that smoking is not allowed on the plane——"

Zhang Nianzu was confused: "Where is this?"

Li Changgui said: "We bought a ticket and got on the plane, everything was going well, I shouldn't have been there when I was addicted to smoking, so I lit a cigarette ......."

Zhang Nianzu smiled and said, "Where did you get the lighter?"

Li Assi said: "The third uncle has always used matches. ”

Zhang Nianzu knew that the lighter couldn't pass the security check, but the match couldn't be swept out if he didn't pay special attention.

"And then?" asked Zhang Nianzu.

"Then the plane blew up. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Nianzu and Lei Tingting were shocked together.

Li Changgui hurriedly said: "What I said was that the people on the plane were all blown up, and the waiter came over and confiscated my cigarettes, and said that I had broken the law." I thought to myself that I had just broken the law when I entered the city, don't embarrass you, grandfather, then don't sit down, who knows if they won't stop. ”

Zhang Nianzu said speechlessly: "You think it's a minibus, you can stop wherever you want." ”

Lei Tingting cupped her cheeks and said, "Smoking is not allowed on the plane, you don't even have this common sense, right?"

Li Asan puffed up and said: "Who knows that they are serious, our small restaurants there all hang signs that prohibit smoking, but people still smoke it? Even the boss himself smokes!"

Zhang Nianzu said: "What happened later?"

Li Changgui said: "They didn't stop, but we didn't want to sit on this plane, and it wasn't high off the ground at that time, so I said let's jump down by ourselves, and we won't let it-"

Zhang Nianzu covered his forehead depressedly.

Li Asan said: "If you don't let us jump out, we will jump inside the plane!"

Zhang Nianzu was puzzled: "What do you mean by jumping inside?"

Li Asan said: "I'm jumping in front, Ah Si is jumping behind, and we are thinking about whether we can go down the plane if we work hard together?"

Zhang Nianzu: "......"

Li Changgui said: "These two children have a bad temper, and when they saw that I was in a hurry, they came up with such a solution, and I later stopped them, but the waitress said that we were terrorists, and the chickens and dogs jumped on the plane, so we sat quietly and became terrorists." ”

Lei Tingting opened her eyes wide and said, "What about later?"

Li Ah Si said stupidly: "Later, as soon as we landed, we were surrounded by many policemen Li Erhu, all holding guns and ......."

Zhang Nianzu sighed with emotion: "That's going to surround you." He figured out the ins and outs, these three came out of the ravine, their eyes were black, they didn't understand any rules, and they were self-righteous. Nowadays, the whole world is fighting terrorism, and aviation safety is the top priority. Thinking of Li Asan and Li Assi jumping in the plane, Zhang Nianzu felt palpitations, if ordinary people do this, it would be a prank, with the power system of these two, the people on the plane should be chickens and dogs......

Li Changgui said: "The police searched us, and then handed us over to the police station, I explained everything that should be explained, but the result is that we broke the law - what is the crime?"

Li Asi said: "Seriously endangering public safety. ”

"Yes, that's the charge that sentenced us to seven days of detention, so we only came out today. ”

Zhang Nianzu couldn't cry or laugh more and more after hearing this, and they deserved to be detained for seven days by making such a fuss, but he also knew that they were not intentional, so he was really angry and distressed. In the eyes of ordinary people, the most appropriate evaluation of their experience is "there is a sentence that deserves to be said, and I don't know whether to say it or not".

Li Changgui said in a gloomy manner: "If we hadn't gone wrong, Grandpa wouldn't have been injured." ”

Zhang Nianzu said: "I had an accident more than ten days ago, and those who don't know are not to blame, isn't it good for me." He asked cautiously, "...... you It was really released, right?" With the skills of these three people, ordinary detention centers are afraid that they will run out with just one leg, and Zhang Nianzu is really afraid that they will stage another prison escape drama.

Li Changgui said: "Really, we also thought about running, but I feel that we can't embarrass you anymore." ”

Zhang Nianzu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Lei Tingting said: "You didn't suffer any crimes in there, did you?" Due to family reasons, Lei Tingting is also familiar with places like detention centers and prisons, and knows that not everyone can stand it, especially Li Changgui and them, who are "newcomers" with no background and no background, after entering, life is worse than death.

Li Changgui said: "That's not true, the people inside are quite friendly." ”

"Really?" this is different from what Lei Tingting has heard......

Li Asan said: "At first, it didn't work, there was a frequent customer called Huang Boss, who was always looking for us to be wrong, and he was against us when he ate and let off the wind, and people listened to him, which was very annoying." ”

Zhang Nianzu said: "Then what did you do?"

Li Asan said: "We finally came up with a way, since we can't run, and we don't allow fights inside, then just let him out." ”

Lei Tingting was surprised: "How did you do it?"

Li Ah Si said: "Simple, I grabbed him with Ah San and threw him out of the wall." ”

Li Asan said regretfully: "It's just a little bit, he was hanging on the wall at that time, and he fell down again if he didn't work hard." ”

"Poof-" Lei Tingting squirted out a mouthful of soy milk, "And then?"

Li Asan said: "Then our popularity will become good." ”