Chapter 287: A Man's Forbidden Zone

The second is because of the identity of the princess, there are many women who have played with dogs, but there is no princess yet, this political marriage, others will have a headache, but dogs are flocking to it, dogs don't like princesses, just because he hasn't played with such a noble woman.

The three are the princess's heavenly yin body, this is already an open secret, although the dog is not interested in cultivation, but he can improve his cultivation plainly, and the dog is not stupid, how can he refuse.

Based on these three reasons, the dog is looking forward to the arrival of the princess almost every day, and the Bliss Palace, that is, the Bliss Sect, has a complete set of procedures for marrying the young hall master's wife, and the first step in this process is to ensure that this prospective young master's wife is a virgin, which is a requirement of traditional etiquette and a requirement to ensure bloodline.

Ye Qing didn't know the content of this process, but he also knew that the princess couldn't understand this process anymore, Ye Qing planned to report the robbery by bandits after the test results came out, and Ye Qing was also afraid that they would forcibly check their eunuch identity, if they were really so rude, Ye Qing would stun the princess, and then kill a bloody way, but Ye Qing also knew that it was not much different from suicide.

The princess was taken by them to be examined, and it was a forbidden area for men, including the eunuchs. Fortunately, this inspection is in front of entering the Hall of Bliss, that is, only if the princess is inspected, the princess and her entourage will be invited into the Hall of Bliss, which is really a big shelf, but although Ye Qing feels that this is inappropriate, from the perspective of safe evacuation, this is the safest. As long as the princess comes back safely, Ye Qing plans to evacuate with the princess as much as possible, but he doesn't know what else will happen.

The results of the examination came out quickly. The first item was to verify that the virgin princess was unqualified, and then Ye Qing's treatment directly turned into a cold reception, Ye Qing originally planned to tell the princess about the robbery, but it was a little minion who didn't care about anything, and they hurriedly handed over the errand, and they didn't bother to listen to any bullshit explanations.

That's fine, it's easy to goof if you say too much. Ye Qing immediately returned with the princess, and the princess leaned on Ye Qing's shoulder happily, although the test failed. The princess never closed her mouth with joy, and laughed and laughed along the way, one after the other, though most of them were not funny. But everyone's mood is relatively relaxed. It feels like every joke is so funny.

The princess was not stupid, so she naturally saw Ye Qing's perfunctory, so she grabbed Ye Qing's ears and asked Ye Qing to tell a joke that made everyone laugh, otherwise, hum, continue to pull her ears.

Ye Qing thought about it and told a joke for the princess and Da Yu'er. As a result, the second daughter blushed, but she finally smiled and leaned back. This is another ear pulling, even if it is avoided.

Ye Qing's joke was like this, at that time, he clasped his nostrils and said: "Say that a man asks a woman, why is it that a woman is the coolest to have sex? The woman said, you pick your nostrils, is your fingers cool, or your nostrils are cool? The man felt very reasonable when he heard this, so he continued to ask, saying why women can't have sex when they come to menstruation? The woman's answer is even more classic, saying that your nose is bleeding, will you still buckle your nostrils? Mud horse, it makes sense! The man was so inspired that he finally asked a more ruthless question, saying why do women hate being raped......?

The princess and Da Yu'er's bowels were about to cramp, and the carriage was moving rapidly, and suddenly there was a sudden brake, and Da Yu'er, who was bending over and laughing wildly, flew out directly and ate, but fortunately, the carriage was big enough, otherwise it had to fly out.

Ye Qing and the princess also almost planted a dog to eat, but the two of them didn't laugh as much, they didn't feel right, and they immediately stabilized their bodies with spiritual power.

The princess said angrily, "What's the situation?"

Hahaha......

"You guys are so free, come and go, what do you think of our dog brother?" shouted a middle-aged man who looked like a traitor.

The princess's face changed and said, "What does it mean that the despicable and shameless young hall master of the Hall of Bliss is sneakily blocking the way?"

The traitor sneered and said: "Our brother dog has spoken, as long as the princess can serve our brother dog for three days and three nights, I will let you go back, anyway, the princess is not a clean and icy jade, hahaha......"

"You shall not live if you have done your own iniquity!"

Ye Qing skillfully stunned the princess and Da Yu'er, and threw them into the green leaf world, so he got out of the car calmly.

Because Ye Qing saw that this dog was only carrying two bodyguards from the early stage of the Yudan, and the other entourages who practiced qi and built the foundation, Ye Qing didn't look at it at all.

That traitor head was naturally one of the bodyguards in the early stage of Jiedan, and when he saw that Ye Qing was just a eunuch in the late stage of foundation building, he could no longer hold back the contempt in his heart, so he said coldly: "Kill him!"

The three Zhuji entourages in the back immediately put on a posture and stood in three directions, sealing the direction that Ye Qing might be fleeing from, and Ye Qing's back was the carriage, and the other Jiedan bodyguard Ma Pole also quietly bypassed.

Ye Qing originally planned to strike first, kill a Jiedan bodyguard first, and then slowly deal with the remaining foolish, but the traitor was too cunning, and he actually let three Jiedan monks start as cannon fodder first, Ye Qing could naturally kill these three Jiedan followers in seconds, but that would also expose his strength, and if he wanted to kill a Jiedan monk by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, it would be extremely difficult.

Fortunately, the hemp pole knot Dan bodyguard went around behind Ye Qing, otherwise Ye Qing would have to go through a lot of trouble, only to see the three foundation building entourages rushing up, obviously they wanted to take advantage of the large number of people, after all, only one of the three of them was in the late stage of foundation building, and at this time, Ye Qing retreated, as if he was forced to retreat by them.

The three of them were overjoyed, it turned out that they had met a soft egg, this time the tolerance was easy, they could not only receive merit and reward, but also did not have to risk their lives, and some of them could not hold their breath and began to laugh.

Just when everyone thought that Ye Qing was a soft egg, the hemp pole Jiedan bodyguard hiding behind the carriage became a headless corpse, and the head with round eyes fell right in front of the three Zhuji followers who rushed up.

They couldn't figure out how this soft egg did it, he was just a late stage of foundation building, how could he be able to kill the predecessors ......of Jiedan in seconds?