Wu Dalang took a piece of banana peel from his head, licked it, hehe, and scratched his ass in a classic way, and then stuffed the fingers that had grabbed his ass into his mouth, like the plot of the second senior brother hitting the sky and marrying his son-in-law.

Hehe, ugly people have ugly blessings. Wu Dalang can be said to have continuously used the fierce tricks of licking his lips, grabbing his buttocks, and eating his fingers, and finally stood firm.

However, when Wu Dalang tried to take off his shirt again, although he didn't throw the peel again, he sighed again, and being ugly was loveless, Wu Dalang decisively gave up his plan to take it off.

Actually, Wu Dalang is lucky, if he really doesn't care about 3728 off, then his beer belly and messy chest hair are estimated to be able to spit out the food that the audience ate the day before yesterday.

Wu Dalang didn't know how to dance at all, and he danced clumsily for a while, and the audience below almost rushed up to beat him. But ah, Wu Dalang just doesn't have that awareness, and he keeps jumping.

Ye Qing regretted it a little, watching the time being wasted by this fool minute by minute, it must be painful. There was no way, Ye Qing had no choice but to send a message to Wu Dalang: "Give you three minutes, tell everyone what you think is the most ridiculous stupid thing, everyone laughs and you will end it, and then give out a million in three minutes, and then come down!"

It is the bystander Qing who is fascinated by the authorities, and Wu Dalang is not a fool, after listening to Ye Qing's transmission, he naturally understands it all with a stir, Ye Qing is now 100,000 urgent, if he really delays the boss's affairs, it is estimated that he will have no future in the future.

Wu Dalang finally stopped dancing, and there were bursts of prostration sounds from the audience, some of them slapped their chests, it is estimated that Wu Dalang jumped again, and the audience would be scared to death by him!

Wu Dalang scratched his buttocks, licked his big thick lips, and said: "Ladies, beauties, my Wu Dalang's dance scared you, now the little brother will tell you a peerless joke that I have personally experienced to compensate for your spiritual loss, if you don't laugh at you, you will go directly to the stage and smoke your big mouth!"

Everyone looks strange and pitiful, and when it comes to this, let's give him some friendly applause, maybe he can really tell a joke.

Wu Dalang finally stuffed his finger into his own thick lips and said, "Anyway, I have an old sow at home......

Aha......

Well, there is finally laughter, and I don't have to worry about being smacked up.

The family looked at the three pots of good pig food on the old sow every day, but they were anxious because they didn't have cubs, so they urged me to go to the breeding station to breed the old sow.

After all, the old sow is a big income generator of our family, and her status is slightly higher than that of my Wu Dalang.

Aha, this stunned seed, papapa......

Wu Dalang saw that there was laughter and applause, so he spoke even more energetically.

Who knew that the veterinarian with the face of a shoehorn smacked his lips and said, "You pig, cough, you have to be artificially inseminated!"

When I heard this, my whole face turned green, and finally I said with a heart: "Okay, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me!"

Hahaha...... I'm going to die, this Wu Dalang, look at the reward!

As a result, someone still kindly rewarded Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang exaggeratedly looked at the plastic electronic watch on his wrist, hehe, the joke was told for four minutes, it was overtimed, there were only two minutes left in the reward, and it must be a success.

When Wu Dalang also came down with a permanent VIP card in his hand and the gold medal of the Golden Duck King around his neck, he saw Ye Qing's face that he was about to kill.

Wu Dalang scratched his ass and thought, he has completed the task completely, not to mention that there must be sixty or seventy fans worth the account, it will not be worse than that Tiemu!

Ye Qing's bowels are green now, and there are still twenty minutes, I originally thought that as long as fifty or sixty fans were worth, I would have twenty minutes, and it would not be a good deal!

I didn't feel at ease just now, and I put my divine sense into the fan management area, and I looked at the task carefully, and I meowed, and the fan value of every ten into one can't be counted as the completion share of the task, it's really the rhythm of death!

It's only twenty minutes now.,I'm just a full ninety-five fans short.,To complete the task.,If you can't complete it.,By that ** system.,Randomly deduct two points of the genital point.,If you become an idiot or that thing doesn't work.,I'm still looking for a piece of tofu to kill me!

Ye Qing directly used the worldly light body kung fu of stepping on the snow and flying on the traceless grass, and slid into the high stage like a shadow.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came on stage, he received so much applause. In a circle of VIP seats around the stage, those rich mothers-in-law and aunts took off their sunglasses, grabbed a lot of banknotes in their hands, and waited for Ye Qing to reward him immediately once he took it off, or if he had a stunning and glamorous watch.

Hehe, Ye Qing didn't come to reward, Ye Qing was just forced by the upgraded system to have no choice, so he could only make this strategy to attract attention.

Hehe, since you're playing, let's have a hot game and blind you wild ducks.

Ye Qing used a little bit of spiritual power, exploding, hehe, all the tops immediately burst open, including the very sturdy military grass flower vest.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Ye Qing's appearance immediately attracted the burning gaze of the stands, including those on the second floor. They all stared at Ye Qing's bronzed skin, their faces that were so light and graceful that they even forgot to give a reward.

Ye Qing immediately used the weird footwork in the shadow fist technique, and his body was obviously strong and explosive, but the footwork was as elegant as a shadow, completely imaginative, this kind of cooperation between angels and demons immediately made countless women's hearts beat more than once.

It was the first time for Ye Qing to show his face on such an occasion, seeing that someone liked his performance, Ye Qing was also very excited, but excitement was excitement, how to think of a way to let them thank them, Ye Qing didn't want any rewards from them, if they thanked the young master who was cool, it was okay to reward them in turn.

Ye Qing is beautiful on the surface, but in fact, he is walking on thin ice in his heart! If his appearance is not good enough to leave a deep impression on everyone, it will be difficult for him to reward for a while, what he needs is ninety-five fan values, only relying on those sixty or seventy waiters, even if they get all their fan values, today's task will be completely hiccuped.

It seems that just using the elegant footwork of the shadow fist method still can't guarantee to conquer the hearts of these arrogant women, you must conquer them, reward them, and your fans can have a guarantee for the task!

Now what kind of money, fame and fortune, face and temperament, compared to their own tasks, then all have to give way, okay, let you see what is a group of demons dancing!

Ye Qing had carefully watched the group of demons dancing in the hairy fairy, and with Ye Qing's comprehension of practicing the shadow boxing technique, Ye Qing was confident that he could learn to be nine out of nine.

Ye Qing is not afraid of breaking the ground now, and directly shattered his pants into swimsuits with his true anger, think about other divers, aren't they all like this, since you want to dance the demons, you must blind a few pairs of ill-intentioned dog eyes!

Now Ye Qing's popularity is full of anger, that not too small stage, there has been a thick layer of banknotes, it seems that making women's money is easier than earning men's money, although Ye Qing didn't plan to put money in his pocket.

Ye Qing looked at the time, there were still thirteen minutes less than three seconds before zero o'clock, and his group of demons was only three minutes at most, and his fate would rely on a random group of demons dancing, and the fate of life was really unpredictable!

Ye Qing's face suddenly had no joy or sorrow, just like the expression of the thousand-armed Guanyin, using the rapid swing of the arm, the audience's eyes will have a visual stagnation, in that way, the scene shown in the audience, there will be a strange picture, Ye Qing on the stage, first divided into two, then divided into four......

Bang Bang Bang ...... The goddess of the loser, Wang Baixian, on the second floor, actually came down in person, and the immortal figure was excellent, and the angel couldn't catch up with the face, it was really a loser's style.

Look at the handwriting of the goddess of other people's losers, it is extraordinary, directly reward one million, that is one million real money!

Ye Qing has a headache now, since he dances so well, I don't want your reward, you all shout thank you in unison, let's not end it, but ah, they just applaud obsessively, grabbing their hair and clothes and throwing money on the stage, this is really a feast for losers, but Ye Qing just needs a simple thank you!

Stimulated by the million-dollar reward of the goddess of the loser, a storm of rewards was formed in the audience. Thousands of yuan reward, that must be done secretly, otherwise not only will you not be able to get a reward, but you will lose face.

Ye Qing's three-minute demon dance laid the foundation for Ye Qing to become the new generation of Golden Duck King's identity as the Golden Duck King, Jin Ya, who was sitting in the general manager's room, stared at the monitoring screen, her legs twitched excitedly, in order to pass the loneliness, she opened this Golden Duck King's private club, and it really attracted the Golden Duck King, this young man called Bloodstone, my Golden Girl has it, hahaha......

Ye Qing's group of demons and demons are nearing the end, and the audience stands up for Ye Qing, it is a stand for beauty, without any obscene elements, I really didn't expect it, coming to this private club for recreation, I actually caught up with such a great visual feast, what winter evening, what international stage, hehe, with this strange bloodstone, it is too far away......

Ye Qing looked at everyone so appreciative and so supportive, he originally had the intention to dance a little longer, but, time, time!

Ye Qing suddenly ended the group of demons dancing, because everyone was shaking with thousands of people upstairs and downstairs with Ye Qing, and now Ye Qing suddenly stopped shaking without warning, oops, that loss of balance, a kind of emptiness forever!

Except for a few particularly obsessed fans who fell down directly, everyone finally stabilized their steps, and the short three-second cold scene was so quiet that even everyone's heartbeat could be heard. Then there was thunderous applause, and I don't know who shouted, "Bloodstone, I love you!"

Bang Bang Bang ......

Ye Qing looked at everyone's excited expressions, and was also full of emotion, in the depths of everyone's hearts, they still have a kind heart for beauty, seeing the beauty that surpasses human art, everyone can't help but appreciate, that kind of vulgarity is actually a kind of expression of barren and empty hearts, as long as real beauty is used to fill the emptiness in everyone's hearts, everyone will become noble. Therefore, elegance is not the preserve of those high intellectuals, as long as we try to appreciate the true beauty, we can be elegant.

However, Ye Qing is worried, elegant and indecent, why let them open their mouths to thank them, it seems that gratitude is really a technical job!

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