Chapter 145: Give Me Back the Money
Chapter 145: Give me back the money
Chang'an, Sanzhou is full of flowers, eight rivers flow around the city, 36 flower willow lanes, 72 orchestra buildings, is the place where the emperors of the past dynasties built the capital, with a population of 10 million, is the most beautiful city in the world. (Genius only needs 3 seconds to remember)
Li Mengyang carried a bright red peony on his chest, a nine-colored immortal sitting on his shoulder, Yang Huameng on his back, and Lin Qingqi, Lin Xue'er, Yang Xiaowu, Yang Xiaohu and other little brothers, early in the morning under Yang Meixiang's reluctant gaze, flew with a sword, and came to Chang'an City in less than an hour.
Yuxi Zhenren really didn't worry that Li Mengyang was studying alone, so he sent Lin Qingqi, a real person of the fire dragon, to protect Li Mengyang's safety, while Xu Ruorou and Bai Meijuan, the crazy woman, hid in the red peony.
Xu Ruorou is trying her best to refine the six-grade June Snow Spirit Flower in order to reach the Golden Immortal Realm as soon as possible, while Bai Meijuan is lying in the Forgetful Worry Flower, one is to dissolve the residual poison of the Enamored Acacia Flower, and the other is to avoid Yang Xiaowu, the infatuated enemy.
Last night, Li Mengyang secretly asked Li Hongmeng: "Master, what is the Dragon Devouring Technique?"
But the old fox just looked at Li Mengyang with extremely complicated eyes, and sighed: "Xiaoyang, it's better that you don't know now, knowing too early will only bring more serious disasters, if people know that you have the Dragon Devouring Technique, countless immortals will immediately come and divide your five horses." ”
This frightened Li Mengyang, so he didn't dare to ask more.
The group entered the prosperous and charming Chang'an City, only to see that there were bustling and noisy crowds everywhere, with busy traffic and people coming and going, so it was not lively.
The nine-colored immortal sat on Li Mengyang's shoulder, a pair of big eyes curiously looked at the prosperity of the city, this little thing has been wandering among the poor mountains and bad waters for many years, and rarely enters the crowded places, so it is very strange about everything.
The excited Yang Huameng took Li Mengyang's hand, jumping and chattering, like a lively little angel, constantly asking for this and that, one time to eat sugar gourds, one time to eat marshmallows, one time to eat beautiful trinkets, all kinds of requirements Li Mengyang will meet.
For this younger sister, Li Mengyang's feeling is very kind, especially after the incense soul was integrated into the dream soul yesterday, this intimacy is even stronger.
Li Mengyang has been to Chang'an City, when he was a child, he and Lin Xueer wandered in this metropolis for more than a year, experienced hardships, endured all the hardships, and today came here again, he has a kind of feeling that things are wrong.
He smiled and said to Lin Xue'er, who was dressed in men's clothes: "Lady, there is the 'Come Again' Baozilou in front, you have to catch that old fat pig and beat him for a while, and then tear down the Baozilou for him in front of him, which makes him feel distressed to death." ”
When Yang Xiaohu heard that he was going to beat someone and demolish the building, he suddenly came to his senses, and he smiled: "Boss, why do you need to take action in person for such a trivial matter, there are little brothers, you can rest assured, there is not a single tooth left!"
Hehe, this guy has now completely fallen in love with the front teeth flying all over the sky.
That kind of bloody scene, very fierce, very violent, every time the opponent is tortured in an inhuman form, that kind of panic and horror, miserable howling, all make him extremely excited, he even feels that he was born to be the material for execution, and only by firmly following the boss can he show his dream of violent aesthetics.
"Lin Gongzi" shook the peach blossom fan in his hand and said with a smile: "Xiaoyang, that's all when I was a child, forget it when it's over." ”
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Hehe, the lady is really magnanimous, courageous, and has a belly, but it's too cheap to let go of the old fat pig like this, so let's call Xiaohu and them to 'come to the fragrance again' at night, and soak the feces in the stuffing of the bun, which can be regarded as an outlet of evil anger." ”
Lin Xue'er pursed her lips and smiled: "That's it." ”
Li Mengyang was happy, and said loudly: "Brothers, your opportunity to make contributions has arrived, whoever wants to and pull at night will be happy, and the boss will reward him with a second-grade spirit flower." ”
The second-grade spirit flower, the silver worth 100,000 taels of white flowers, and the second-grade spirit flower worth 100,000 yuan when pulling, who wouldn't rush to do such a good thing?
Yang Xiaohu and others immediately expressed their resolute support for the boss's great, glorious, correct and wise decision-making, the boss will slap him if he asks for it, and he will if he lets him, and he will never frown.
At this time, Lin Qingqi, the real person of the fire dragon, couldn't help it, he glanced coldly at Yang Xiaohu and the others, and said coldly: "Hmph, Xiaohu, what do you want to do?!"
Yang Xiaohu and the others immediately quieted down, Lin Qingqi saw that everyone was honest, he turned around and smiled at Li Mengyang with a flattering smile: "Xiaoyang, the master is also going to, can you also give the master a second-grade spirit flower?"
Everyone looked at each other, this old thing who was disrespectful to the old wanted to steal business!
Li Mengyang listened to the master's words, his feet slipped, and he almost fell, but Lin Xue'er couldn't help but laugh and held him up, Li Mengyang took out a second-grade cherry blossom and said to Lin Qingqi: "Master, this spirit flower is the apprentice's filial piety to you, don't make this foolish fun when you are old, okay?"
Lin Qingqi took the Linghua and said with a smile: "Master is joking with you? Anyway, this is pulled every day, where is it different, if you can and make money, who doesn't want to do this good thing? As long as you give Linghua, Master will pull it for you every day!"
Li Mengyang was speechless for a moment, but Yang Xiaohu's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he saw that the "Again Fragrance" Bun Building was already in front of him, so he said to Li Mengyang: "Boss, if I can make a hundred people in the 'Again Fragrance' Bun Building now, can you reward me with a second-grade spirit flower?"
When Li Mengyang heard this, he immediately took out a second-grade cherry blossom from the ring, and said with a smile: "Xiaohu, if you can do it, the boss will give you this spirit flower." (Genius only takes 3 seconds to remember)"
Yang Xiaohu smiled when he heard this: "Boss, then you can take care of it." After speaking, he yelled at the endless crowd: "Fathers and fellow villagers, if anyone can pull a pile of in the 'Come Again' bun building, Lao Tzu will give him twenty taels of silver." ”
He is wishful thinking, twenty taels per person, a hundred people are only two thousand taels, and a second-grade cherry blossom is worth 100,000 taels, this business is really a million profits!
Twenty taels of silver, which is equivalent to the annual income of ordinary people, is already a large expenditure, but most of the people on the street are brightly dressed, and the children of rich families do not lack this silver, and they do not want to lose this person.
Yang Xiaohu saw that his incitement had no effect, his eyes rolled, and he yelled at a few people along the street who asked for food: "Come here, come here, uncle is in a good mood today, if any of you can pull a pile of in the 'Come to Xiang' bun building, the uncle will reward each of you with twenty taels of silver, which of you is willing to earn this white silver?"
Saying that, he also took out a few hundred taels of silver, and tossed it lightly in his hand, sure enough, the wealth was moving, and the few people who asked for food were really not stupid people, they glanced at each other, and they all said: "The little ones want to earn this silver, and they are willing to go there to, but what if the guys in the store beat us to death?"
Yang Xiaohu said viciously: "With us, who dares to beat you, Lao Tzu will fan out their front teeth?"
Suddenly, those few asked for food immediately agreed, where can I find this good thing that can not only and make money? So they all immediately went with Yang Xiaohu and the other brothers.
As soon as the onlookers heard that someone was looking for something and wanted to go to the famous "Come Again" Baozi Building to, all of them suddenly ran to see the excitement on the street, and those who did small business also closed their doors to watch the excitement, and even Lin Qingqi, the real person of the fire dragon who was highly respected, also went to join in the excitement.
Li Mengyang was going to go, but he was stopped by Lin Xue'er, so he had to stop helplessly, he held the second grade of the cherry blossom in his hand, stood on the empty street, watching the black and oppressive back of everyone's heads, and a lively cry, very speechless.
The guys from the "Come to the Fragrance Again" Baozilou saw hundreds of people pouring in, and they were immediately overjoyed, thinking that the business was coming to the door, so they hurriedly greeted the guests with a smile, poured tea and water, and gave up their seats inside.
Surrounded by the heroes of Huashan, those who asked for food finally came to the lobby of "Come to Xiang Again" with trepidation, and they saw that it was full of friends and business, and they did not dare to go wild immediately.
But he restrained Yang Xiaohu's coercion and temptation, and saw that the white silver was flashing, so under the coaxing of everyone, as soon as he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, he took off his pants and began to pull up in spite of shame.
The guy from the bun building saw what kind of person this was, so arrogant, and regarded this place as a public toilet, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but just rushed over to drive people away, and was fanned away by the heroes of Huashan, who were righteous and not afraid of power.
This big-eared melon hit it, and immediately not only flew people out, but also their front teeth flew out, it was obvious that they had already received Li Mengyang's slap magic skills.
Someone who asked for food supported him, and suddenly pulled it up more happily, and one of the people who asked for food went castration quickly, he finished pulling it first, directly put on his pants, and reached out to ask for silver.
Yang Xiaohu is really a benevolent and righteous, good man who speaks, he pinched his nose and gave the man twenty taels of silver, and the person who asked for food saw the hard work, and really got a good reward as he wished, so he left happily.
Everyone saw that they really gave the silver, not playing, and suddenly a few heroes also ran out to offer treasures in the cheers of everyone, and Yang Xiaohu also truthfully gave Bai Huahua's silver.
Everyone was even more enthusiastic, cheering thunderously, and the enthusiasm was completely ignited, even the guys from the "Again Xiang" Baozilou also covered their cheeks, endured the pain, and enjoyed themselves in front of everyone, and actually got twenty taels of silver.
He immediately took off his man's clothes, slammed him on the ground, and roared, "Lao Tzu is gone!"
Hehe, these twenty taels are equivalent to two years of his salary, and of course he doesn't want to be exploited.
With the support of several of his buddies, he shook his fat body and rushed to the hall panting, and when he saw a large group of people pulling Huan, he was immediately angry.
He just wanted to order his men to stop these unscrupulous mobs, but Yang Xiaohu saw a fat pig with thick skin and solid flesh, which was a good target, so he rushed over with an arrow and slapped him with a snap.
Hehe, don't say it, this fat face is really fan-resistant, I see a blushing face and no teeth flying!
Shopkeeper Zhu was stunned, there is no royal law here, he dares to beat people in broad daylight, he screamed, he was really like an angry pig, which made Yang Xiaohu even more energetic, and he slapped his palms together, and he fanned it even harder.
I didn't know that the palms of my hands were red, and the front teeth of this old fat pig didn't fly a single one!
Hey, Yang Xiaohu was stunned, in his more than 20 years of "fan friend" career, he had never seen such a thick-skinned person, he was immediately happy, and was about to use the true yuan power to fan a special fan, but with a "boom", the fat body of the shopkeeper Zhu fell down like a mountain.
Hehe, it turns out that this old fat pig has been fanned and fainted.
Seeing that the pig fainted, Yang Xiaohu had no interest in continuing to abuse, as the so-called dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, it was really boring to beat.
So, he yelled at everyone: "Brothers, you can eat whatever you want here, take whatever you want, you don't have to pay the bill, and whoever wants to here will give twenty taels of silver!"
When some of the diners were about to clear their stock, they saw that there were such charitable people in the world, who did not have to pay when they were full, and who still had silver to receive after they had met their urgent needs, they immediately took advantage of the situation, and each of them received twenty taels of silver, and left joyfully.
The crowd of onlookers suddenly exploded, and thousands of people rushed in together, squeezing the buns up and down tightly, and there was no place to stay, everyone went up and took off their pants to, and several female comrades also ignored the shame of the big latella.
This magnificent scene, all of a sudden, stinking stinking stinking of shit, smelling of urine, stinking fart, making "Smell Again" has completely become "Stinky Again"!
Hehe, the dignified people of Kyoto, why do they lack such great virtue!
Yang Xiaohu and the others were stunned, how to pay this account?
It was still Yang Xiaowu who was clever, and while everyone was still rushing in, he hurriedly pulled the brothers of Huashan and Huolong Zhenren to quietly withdraw.
Not to mention the pranks of Yang Xiaohu and others, Li Mengyang also ran into trouble at this time.
It turned out that Lin Xue'er didn't let him mess around, which made him lose his spirit suddenly, and he was sniffing absentmindedly with the second-grade cherry blossom in his hand, and suddenly felt that Lin Xue'er was constantly pushing him.
He thought that Lin Xue'er agreed to let him go to see the excitement, and he immediately rejoiced, and when he looked up, he saw that he was surrounded by more than a dozen people who looked like chengguan.
It turned out that Li Mengyang was holding a big second-grade cherry blossom in his hand, and the scattered aura suddenly made these urban management who happened to pass here greedy, and he saw that these were all young babies, with very raw faces, and they were obviously fat sheep from other places, so he said that Li Mengyang smelled flowers on the street, which was full of commotion, affecting public health, and his spiritual flowers should be confiscated.
Hehe, what is the reason for this!
Li Mengyang saw that someone was bullying him, but his heart was overjoyed, he was panicking, now that others are bullying him, then he can defend himself, this is his joy of life!
Since someone sent him to the door to bully him, if he is not bullied, won't there be no joy in life?
So, he forcibly suppressed the joy on his face, pretended to be pitiful, protected Lin Xue'er and Yang Huameng by his side, and said to the person at the head: "Brother, can you not bully people like this? ”
The ruffian didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and said angrily: "You waste, who is your brother? If you have the ability, you will bully others, and if you don't have the ability, let others bully." ”
Li Mengyang cried: "Isn't this okay? This is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, so is there any justice and morality?"
Lin Xue'er listened to Li Mengyang's words and knew that this kid had started playing again, she sighed in her heart, mourning for these blind thieves.
The ruffian laughed and said: "Axiom and morality? I sue you, here Lao Tzu is axiom, fist is morality, hurry up and hand over that spirit flower, as well as all the valuable things on your body." ”
Li Mengyang held the spirit flower tightly, and said pitifully: "Brother, you are robbing, in broad daylight, blatant robbery, this is a crime, do you know? If you are caught by the urban management uncle of the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses, you will be imprisoned and killed." ”
The Five Cities Terracotta Division was responsible for law and order, fire prohibition and the dredging of the canal streets, so it was their mission to maintain law and order.
The ruffian smiled happily and said: "Sue you, the uncle is the city management of the Five Cities Terracotta Division, and this area is under the control of the uncle, and the uncle just sees that you are not pleasing to the eye, and he wears saffron, plays with rabbits, and plays with little girls and raises boys!
Li Mengyang is angry, just wear saffron and raise a boy, but playing rabbits and playing with little girls is a lack of morality, and he will be struck by lightning!
So, he stopped playing, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this big brother, since you have said so, then please hand over all the things on your body, be happy, otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you all to cripples!"
"Yo, you little rabbit cub, you still dare to entertain Lao Tzu! Look at how Lao Tzu cleans you up!" The city management uncle took out a knife to go up and cut people, but was slapped away by Li Mengyang.
After a long time, he got up from the ground and shouted, "If you don't go up together, arrest him and go back to the big torture to wait." ”
When the dozen or so splashers heard this, they all pulled out their knives and rushed up in a nest of wind.
Li Mengyang saw that the city management rushed up, and he didn't dodge, and with a gesture, he slapped his hand casually, and one fell down, and after a while, all these people fell.
He held a steel knife, walked in front of the ruffian, and spit out lightly with his right hand, and under the terrifying gold, the steel knife melted into red molten steel and dripped down, which frightened the ruffian, oh my God, I met God.
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "This big brother, be cheerful, hand over the rings and valuable things on your body, if I find out, everyone will lose a hand, and they will become crippled for life." ”
Everyone looked at this terrifying evil star, they knew that they had kicked the iron plate, so they had to obediently hand over all the valuable things on their bodies, there were actually hundreds of demon pills, and a few first-grade spirit flowers, which made Li Mengyang feel very good.
He smiled and patted the man's shoulder, put away the ring, and said with a smile: "This big brother is not bad, refreshing, this piece is not under your control, I will come here often to let you bully in the future." I like it when people bully me, haha. ”
The corners of the man's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he secretly thought that he was cheap, and he shouldn't be greedy for money and have evil intentions, and provoked people who shouldn't be provoked.
Just when Li Mengyang was laughing, suddenly the second-grade spirit flower in his hand was snatched away, and as soon as the person snatched the spirit flower, he ran away, his movements were extremely fast, and he swept away into the distance like a light smoke.
This made Li Mengyang angry, this is a blatant robbery, is it strange if you don't get your legs discounted?
At this time, Yang Xiaohu and others also rushed back, Li Mengyang waved his hand and said, "Chase, chase Lao Tzu, catch it and unload your leg directly!"
After saying that, he took the lead in chasing down.
Yang Xiaohu and the other junior brothers were angry, they came to receive the reward, but they saw that the reward was taken away, so everyone was angry, and they all took up their spirit swords and chased after them with shouts.
The ruffian saw that this kid actually had more than a dozen wolf-like little brothers, and everyone could fly with a sword, which frightened him, but fortunately, he met just now, and honestly handed over the cashier ring, and did not continue to do it, otherwise it is difficult to say whether he can stand intact.
But what was even more terrifying was behind, just as Yang Xiaohu and a few others chased down, thousands of roaring mobs, all dancing sticks in their hands, let out a roar like a mountain and a tsunami, and chased down.
The tsunami-like roar of the mountain was: "Give me back the money!"