Chapter One Hundred and Four
"The boy in brocade. An old man greeted Tian Xiao and said: "There are rumors outside, saying that you used a strange trick to make Luzhou Ba die and still stand, that must have used the displacement point method, but outsiders don't know." ”
Tian Xiao smiled when he heard this, hugged his fists and said: "There are only three people in the martial arts today who know this displacement point acupoint method, the teacher is crazy and old, his master is the king of cigarette bags, and his closed disciples. The junior brother has seen the senior brother, and the senior brother is asked to teach. This old man is really the king of cigarette pouches who listens to errands in the palace, and when he saw Tianxiao recognizing his senior brother, he laughed and said: "You little junior brother, the master's temperament has all been learned by you, and all right and wrong, good and evil are all stained."
Hey, last time you broke into the palace, you hurt my four brothers, killed three of me, and left some mercy on your hands after staying. Looking for a daughter-in-law, you don't look for a well-behaved girl, but you are looking for this tricky little aunt and grandmother. Don't hide it from my junior brother, I still walked through her way, and she touched away 10,000 taels of silver tickets. Tianxiao laughed when he heard this, and beckoned to the Jade Rakshasa . Unexpectedly, the Jade Rakshasa waved his hand and said, "I'm not coming." You brother Xiao don't know how bad this old man is, he bullied me, and even pointed at my acupoint, making me hungry for three days. ”
The king of cigarette pouches smiled and said, "Hey, I didn't expect your little aunt and grandmother to know how to sue." Who told you to make my BMW run and can't run, and almost smashed the emperor and killed me.
However, you are my brother and sister now, and you just killed my BMW and smashed my smoking gun, and I can only laugh at you. After hearing this, the Jade Rakshasa came over and said, "King of Tobacco Bags, if you know that you are my brother Xiao's senior brother, I won't dare to do anything bad to you if I kill you." Tianxiao hugged her and was about to speak, when the bride and groom came to her. The groom said: "Boy in brocade, my father-in-law said that today is a big misunderstanding, so you should not fight and not know each other."
My father-in-law also said that if your boy in brocade is willing to give him face, he will drink our wedding wine and then leave, I don't know if he will appreciate his face. Tianxiao nodded and sighed: "My sister is outside the door, please come and sit together." The bride listened and hurriedly called her subordinates to take away the white snow of the Jade Rakshasa, and then went outside the door to invite the girl of the brocade boy to drink the wedding wine.
As a result, Geng Kuaidao couple and the bride. Mr. and Mrs. Zhao Tietou and the groom. Tianxiao and Jade Rakshasa also have the Tobacco Bag King, the Poison Pill, and the Wolf Tooth King Kong. and the divine doctor Xue Fei sat at the main table. After the bride and groom have poured their wine. Tian Xiao got up. He raised the wine bowl with both hands and saluted Geng Kuaidao, and said, "The junior is reckless and makes a big mistake. Please forgive Geng Ye. In front of everyone present, the junior punished himself with a bowl and made amends to Geng Ye. He drank the wine in the bowl in one gulp, and immediately won a lot of applause and shouts from the guests.
Geng Kuaidao said with emotion: "Boy in brocade, I am known as Kuaidao, I didn't think that you would shoot faster than me, which convinced me." Although you killed so many guests of my Geng family, I still admire you very much, just because you are upright, dare to act and dare to act, and you are even more arrogant.
Boy in brocade, I can make you a friend, and I will be enough in this life. Everyone knows that the Geng family has a beautiful daughter who almost entered the palace to be the crown princess, and she was bedridden because of a strange illness, otherwise you would have to be the son-in-law of the Geng family, but unfortunately it didn't work. After finishing his words, he sighed, as if he couldn't recruit the son of brocade clothes as a son-in-law and regretted it.
Tianxiao said: "Master Geng, after hearing your sigh, then I have to ask for an explanation for the bedridden girl of the Geng family." My daughter-in-law is here, and I am not afraid to say such a sentence, I marry her, I don't laugh, and all those present are witnesses. Everyone present was stupid, and immediately talked about it, thinking that no matter how much you love a stunner, you can't love a girl paralyzed in bed, I am really puzzled, even Geng Kuaidao and his wife thought that they had heard it wrong, but the Jade Rakshasa seemed to understand the meaning of Tianxiao, so he smiled and said: "By the way, Brother Xiao, you will be crazy and old Dao's displacement point acupoint method, and my old naughty boy's pulse reversal method, as well as the Hundred Poison Demon King's soul rejuvenation pill, but how sure is it to save her?" Divine Doctor Xue Fei suddenly woke up when he heard this, and first hugged his fists at the bride and smiled and said, "Geng Yan, your third sister is expected to sit and eat, drink and talk." Later, he whispered a few words in the ear of the Tobacco Bag King, and then sighed: "In this way, your junior brother is really extraordinary. ”
The Tobacco Pouch King nodded and smiled: "I sigh to myself." Then he said to Geng Kuaidao and his wife: "What are you two still doing in a daze, why don't you take my junior brother to Geng Feng's boudoir quickly, be careful that these three sons-in-law run away." ”
Geng Kuaidao and his wife woke up like a dream, but saw the boy in brocade pouring himself a bowl of wine, and saluted the bride and groom with both hands. "I wish you two to be as loving as ever, respectful as guests, forever united, and old. He took a sip of wine and said to the divine doctor Xue Fei: "Senior, I will ask you to help me later, and seal my daughter-in-law's Yumen acupoint." He asked the Tobacco Pouch King again. "Senior brother, how many important points can you order at the earliest?" said the Tobacco Bag King: "Four major points." What's wrong? ”
Tianxiao rubbed his palms and said, "Senior brother, I'm a little nervous, I'm afraid that I won't be able to point three important points in my panic, which will hurt my daughter-in-law." At that time, the three of us will point at the same time, you will point to two, and I will point to one. Please. The Tobacco Bag King nodded and asked, "Senior brother, is it Chang Zheng or Shift?" Tian Xiao replied: "As for Xue Shen Doctor Chang Zheng's point, both of us can disrupt the pulse by shifting the point." Then he said to the three peonies on the side table: "You eat and drink slowly, I won't be able to come out in five hours." Then he stretched out his hand and dragged the jade rakshasa to hug him, and followed Geng Kuaidao and his wife, the divine doctor Xue Fei, and the king of cigarette bags to leave the festive scene and go to Geng Feng's boudoir. The guests continued to drink, but the conversation focused on the brocade boy.
After about two hours, I saw the king of cigarette pouches come back happily, as if he had married his daughter-in-law today. The bride saw that she hurriedly greeted her, and couldn't wait to ask: "Senior, how is my third sister?" The guests were also waiting for the boy in brocade to give the bedridden Xi Shi a surprise, only to hear the cigarette pouch king laugh and say: "I said it, no one will believe it." My junior brother has fed four soul-resuring pills to the three girls of the Geng family, which is equivalent to four lives.
Value, though. The three girls of the Geng family were able to turn over by themselves, and they were so happy that Geng Kuaidao and his wife were in tears, and the two Geng family girls knelt down and Xie Jinyi's son knocked their heads. Hearing this, the bride burst into tears, and shouted to the groom with a smile: "What are you still doing stupidly, toast everyone." When the bridegroom heard this, he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, I am all happy and confused." ”
He picked up an urn of wine, and shouted while pouring it: "Everyone drink." Not drunk, not happy. Someone heard this and shouted: "Say it's happy, who has you Zhao Biao is happy." In the blink of an eye, the famous brocade boy has become your third brother-in-law, and you don't have to run away when you see the five monsters of Liaodong in the future. In this way, everyone thinks about it, Liaodong Zhao Tietou has suddenly become the in-laws of the brocade boy, and they have toasted him.
Just like that, you drank back and forth until dusk, and the divine doctor Xue Fei suddenly appeared in front of everyone, and laughed: "It's strange." Strange. Geng Feng took seven life-saving pills, and after the luck of the boy in brocade. He sat up. Now. Geng Feng was crying in the arms of the boy in brocade. "This can make everyone happy, and you don't need your bride and groom to toast, take a bowl to drink a small amount, and simply pick up a wine urn and pour it into your mouth if you have a large amount. It was very pleasant. Then. Geng Kuaidao and his wife also came out wiping tears of joy. Everyone inevitably congratulated again, saying that the Geng family was happy to have a good son-in-law, and there was no need to worry about it in the future.
Until the time of the handlamp. Tianxiao appeared in front of everyone, but found that he was holding a girl in his hand, no need to guess, everyone knew that this girl must be Geng Feng, the third daughter of Geng Kuaidao. "Master Geng. He greeted Geng Kuaidao and said, "You quickly let someone prepare a sedan chair, and the sedan chair is covered with a futon, and I will immediately set off to send Geng Feng to the southeast hall of the Heavenly Eagle Sect, and then the wolf couple will escort Geng Feng to Zhenjiang, and let the three gods of the Demon Realm treat her." Hurry up, time can't be dragged on for a long time, otherwise the previous efforts will be wasted, Geng Feng will be paralyzed again, and he will never be cured in this life. ”
Come back and say that the Oriental Sword, Hu Yanhao, Yun Jian said goodbye to the bride and groom after drinking the wedding wine of the little prince and the roses in Hu'er Haiwei. When I arrived in Fuzhou Wei on this day, I heard someone talking in the restaurant, saying that there was a boy in brocade clothes on the rivers and lakes recently, who was bold in words and deeds, made strange moves, sneered and killed, and said wildly that he would exterminate the world's martial arts, and there were twenty or thirty first-class masters who died under his gun.
Yesterday, he also washed 28 members of Mr. Meng's family, and then broke into the Dragon and Tiger Mountains overnight, saying that he was going to Wanjia Tongle City to pick up Juxiong Villa, looking for Dongfang Lie's bad luck, and wanted to get back from him the bloody case of 257 lives of the owner of Lijiazhuang.
"Where did the wild boy come from, he dared to speak wildly and challenge me to Juxiong Villa, I really don't know what to do. "That's what he said, but Dongfang Jian still dragged the two righteous brothers out of the restaurant halfway through the meal, quickly left Fuzhou Wei, and galloped all the way to the boundary of Yan'an Mansion.
On this day, they plunged into the dragon and tiger mountains, and rushed to Wanjia Tongle City at noon, and the three good horses were all tired and lay on the ground, and the three of them only rushed to the Juxiong Villa located in the south of the city with light skills.
At the bend of three or four hundred meters away from the villa, I heard a sound of bickering in front of me, and then I saw more than a dozen horses standing at the entrance of the villa, and the people on the horses were both Taoist and Shitai, as well as a strong man holding a long-handled broadsword, and a scholar holding a folding fan. "Isn't this Ma Long's father, Ma Xiaotian, and his senior brother Wen Jiu, a white-faced scholar? Could it be that a sword seals his throat to find fault?" After thinking about it, the three Dongfang Jian had already come to the gate of the villa, and only then did they see that it was the brocade-clothed boy who looked like a thirteen-year-old rain who came to Juxiong Villa to make trouble, holding the soul-chasing silver hook plum blossom gun of the three-eyed strange way, and sneered at Dongfang Jian's father, who had just become a new member of Juxiong Villa last night.
Where is the old owner Dongfang Lie? It turns out that this Dongfang Lie has a lot of eyes and ears outside, and I heard that a boy in brocade clothes suddenly popped up on the rivers and lakes, and he kept saying that he wanted to collect debts from the people of the rivers and lakes for the 257 lives of the Saihuatuo family in Lijiazhuang in Qilipo, and ask for the lives of martial arts figures, the first one was him Dongfang Lie. In this way, he knew that this brocade-clothed boy must be thunder, and the sky outside the rain was howling. He also knew that this brocade-clothed boy was Emperor Longqing, and there were many masters around him, and he was also a high-ranking disciple of the Demon God of the Three Realms, and he had a very good relationship with Jin Xiangyu, the wolf who shot the sky, so it was a recent thing to come to Juxiong Villa.
After thinking about it and thinking about it, yesterday he suddenly became a monk in Tianyun Temple, cut his hair and shaved his head to become an old monk, took the name of the Buddha and dust, and threw the position of the owner of the village to the eldest son Dongfang Chengcheng.
"My father is a monk. You kid has a kind, so go to Tianyun Temple to find his old man's house. "Dongfang sincerity has not changed at all ten years ago, and he is still so open-mouthed, thinking about how many catties and taels can you have for such a hairy child. Peony snorted angrily when she heard this: "Do you think we don't dare to go?" Okay, then pick your Juxiong Villa first, and then go to Tianyun Temple to kill the old bald donkey. Then he said to Tianxiao: "Brother, it turns out that the dignified Juxiong Villa is full of rats who have lost their reputation, so what are you still doing in this world, Dan Mei will go and dismantle this bone and destroy their village." ”
Saying that, Jiao Ying had flown out of the horse, over the top of Bai Yifei's head, and the tip of her right foot clicked on Ma Xiaotian's shoulder, and the person "whew" straight up, with the laughter of "this piece of broken flag cloth to be taken back to the child as a diaper", the dragon and tiger flag of Juxiong Villa that was still fluttering on the flagpole just now has disappeared, and Dongfang sincerely jumped up to the gatehouse and attacked the peony with his bare hands.
This peony had a good time playing on the gatehouse, and Xuemei was naturally not willing to be lonely, and said to the sky: "Brother, then Xue'er is going to play too." The man in the words had left the saddle, waved the long stick in his hand, and when his feet landed, he didn't know what strange tricks he made, and he had beaten the two villagers guarding the door back to the underworld, and then he had a pair of hammers in his hands, and the fight was very fierce. "Brother Xiao, then I'll go and join in the fun. "Jade Rakshasa saw that Peony Xuemei and people were fighting hot, these hands were itchy, and they ran out in laughter, and raised their hands to beat the poisoned darts on their sleeves, dense like a swarm of bees, Juxiong Villa suddenly had seven or eight people in the darts, and after landing with an old man, it seems that she still has some skills. Hu Yanying was dumbfounded, everyone else went up to fight, so he couldn't fight, because his brother Hu Yanhao was a guest in Juxiong Villa, and he was the younger brother of Dongfang Sword, the owner of the young village, but if he didn't fight, he felt that he couldn't stop Tianxiao and them, so he could only be a spectator in whether he fought or not.
Tianxiao didn't go to help his sister-in-law and daughter-in-law, and thought about fighting Dongfang Lie in his heart. He thought to himself, my kung fu is not blown out by others, even if I can't kill you Dongfang Lie, I have to frustrate his sharpness in the rivers and lakes, let him lose his old face, so as not to be arrogant again. But after waiting left and right, he didn't see Dongfang Lie come out, he was upset, so he said angrily: "Hurry up and let you gather the rat head Dongfang Lie of the Rat Mountain Villa to get out and see Young Master Ben." ”
Dongfang Lie has been galloping the rivers and lakes for fifty years, and no one has dared to call him a "rat", Tianxiao is really crazy, not only breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, but also putting his hand into the tiger's mouth to extract teeth, you don't look at what this Juxiong Villa is.
Someone jumped out immediately, but it was Shao Zuye, a master of martial arts in the north, because his palms can split boulders, so the people in the rivers and lakes are called the splitters, and he is the second apprentice of the old owner, and he has been famous in the rivers and lakes for more than 30 years. Then he waved his palms and roared towards the sky with a rolling wave of heat. "Good time. Tianxiao left the horse's back with wild laughter, and with a shake of the soul-chasing silver hook plum blossom gun in his hand, he hit the opponent in one place, which was very dangerous and terrifying.
Before coming, Tianxiao had already inquired about the details of Juxiong Villa from the three senior brothers of Tobacco Bag King, Poison Teaser, and Wolf Tooth Jin. In addition to Dongfang Lie, there are forty-nine people who can be called masters in the rivers and lakes, and among the eighty-four juniors, there are as many as twenty or thirty good players like Dongfang Jian.
Moreover, there are hundreds of good apprentices and sworn brothers. Therefore, the brother and sister and daughter-in-law have long been prepared for a hard battle. And Ziyunguan and Shi Dachuan's apprentices, who were fellow travelers who met halfway, came to this Juxiong Villa purely to see the excitement and see if this brocade-clothed boy was as powerful as the legend.
"Old man, what are you yelling about when you are dying? Tian Xiao said this amazingly crazy, but he had this ability, and looked back at Ziyunguan and his party in his words, and said to Bai Yifei, who was closest to him: "This sister, when I kill someone, you should stand back, so as not to kill you by mistake." Then the plum blossom gun in his hand swept towards the crowd behind Shao Zuye, and said coldly: "Hey, your old man can't hide it for me, so let them go together." That's how you can fight. ”
After that, Yangtian laughed wildly, and it seemed that he didn't take these people in Juxiong Villa seriously at all. "The kid is looking for death, eat me with a sword. "Among the rising stars who walk the rivers and lakes, the kung fu of Dongfang Sword can be said to be outstanding, the strong and powerful Shaolin Fuhu Fist, the soft and rigid Wudang double-strand sword, has made a name for itself in the martial arts, but today I was unlucky to find the wrong person, so I fell into a single arm. (To be continued......)