1164 Guests come often
1164 guests often come
Zhai Dongliang has already gotten the news and returned with a large team. Suddenly, the main city was immediately shrouded by Zhai Dongliang's immortal sense, and several powerful immortal senses swept back and forth in the city.
However, Ye Kong took the elixir, and the immortal consciousness was blocked. Zhai Dongliang's immortal sense swept over, and he only thought that he was an ordinary mortal, and he didn't look at it at all.
Zhai Dongliang swept down this circle, and he wondered in his heart, he didn't find Ye Kong! Could it be that this kid fled to other cities?
There are 36 large cities on Yanshou Star, thousands of middle cities, and countless small cities. If Ye Kong is mixed in those remote towns, or in the inaccessible deep mountains and old forests, it will be troublesome.
However, Zhai Dongliang still shook his head and denied this idea. Although there are many cities on the Yanshou Star, only the main city has a portal, so Ye Kong should still be in the main city. I can't sweep him by myself, eighty percent of this kid used the immortal treasure that blocked the immortal sense.
It doesn't matter if the immortal sense can't find it, then the whole city will be arrested! Arrest all those suspicious men who can't tell the way they came from, whether they are immortals or not, and no matter what kind of cultivation they are!
Zhai Dongliang thinks that this order he gave is very comprehensive. Even if Ye Kong disguised himself as a mortal, or if he changed his cultivation, he would still be among the objects of suspicion and would not slip through the net.
But he didn't know what to do, and his order was still not comprehensive, because someone was no longer a man...... It sounds awkward, but it doesn't look like it.
"Okay?" Ye Kong's inner struggle finally reached the time of liberation, if he didn't erect it again, it was estimated that a certain brother would be erected, wouldn't it be a shame.
Ye Kong sat up, the little girl kept giggling, Miss Mengni wiped the fine sweat on her forehead with a handkerchief, and when she saw Ye Kong, she couldn't help but be happy, walked over and pulled Ye Kong to sit in front of the dresser......
Ye Kong took a look, good guy, where did a stupid big sister come from!
He didn't know himself at all, but in the mirror, a white-skinned woman was standing quietly, this woman's eyebrows were a little thick, her eyes were a little down, she couldn't say that she was beautiful, she couldn't say that she was ugly, and she felt a little silly. Of course, this is said between the eyebrows and eyes, and this is not the highlight, the highlight is in the nose.
I saw that the pair of nostrils were very bizarre facing forward, and I accidentally thought that there was an extra pair of eyes, if you use an analogy, it is somewhat similar to the nostrils of pigs.
Ye Kong was stunned, touched his face and sighed: "He was a father, I never thought of playing Zhu Bajie and his second sister." ”
Seeing Ye Kong talking to herself, Hong Mengni hurriedly asked the little girl what he said.
Seeing that the little girl was about to write again, Ye Kong hurriedly said: "You translated what I just said for her, and she doesn't know Zhu Bajie." You asked her, why do you want to paint me as a woman?"
Hong Mengni took the little girl's hand and said, "We are a flower boat, and there are women in it, if you are a man mixed in, it will inevitably be noticed." So only by dressing you up as a woman, so that others won't notice, and no one else will think that you will be dressed as a woman, and most importantly, so that you can become one of us and go with us to Jubaoxing. ”
Ye Kong nodded, thinking about what Hong Mengni said, there is some truth, she is in the Qinglou Flower Boat, if it is a man, it is naturally a little green among the flowers, and it is watched by others, but if it is a woman, it is different. I'm afraid Zhai Dongliang couldn't even imagine that he would make up as a woman,
However, Ye Kong was still very aggrieved and asked again: "Women are women, you can't make me so ugly, you look at my nose, it's like a pig's nose." ”
Hong Mengni giggled, and continued to write: "This is a flower boat, and those who come are all fun-seekers, if you are too beautiful, I am afraid that there will be guests to take a fancy to it, then it will cause countless troubles, it is better to be ugly, and there will be fewer troubles." ”
Ye Kong thought about it, and could only nod. What Hong Mengni said also makes sense, if any guest takes a fancy to him and asks him to accompany him, it will be a big trouble.
At this time, I heard the little maid say again: "Miss said, you are not ugly enough." ”
Ye Kong fainted, he is like this, and there are still guests who will take a fancy to him? The aesthetics of these people are really too problematic, not exquisite, too unparticular.
He asked, "Then how do you get ugly?"
After speaking, Hong Mengni handed him a finger-long branch and let him chew it in his mouth.
Ye Kong had no choice, so he had to reluctantly take the branch, put it in his mouth and chew it, a green and astringent taste came, Ye Kong hurriedly spit it out, and then looked in the mirror. Okay, the teeth are black too. It's ugly this time.
Small eyes, pig nose, a smile full of big black teeth...... In this way, if there are still guests ordering him, it is estimated that this guy must be blind.
While they were talking, they heard a commotion outside the flower boat, and the three of them hurriedly went to the window to take a look, only to see a team of Zhai family soldiers under the leadership of a golden immortal, who had already boarded the ship quickly.
"Quick, hurry up and change your clothes. The little maid hurriedly took out a few Hong Mengni's dresses, Ye Kong also had to be embarrassed, in front of them, in addition to her own clothes, change into a dress, and then put her hair down, it was really the same as a woman.
At this time, there was already a commotion and exclamations from the lower deck of the flower boat, and it must have begun to be checked.
Hong Mengni thought of something again, and hurriedly wrote in the little girl's hand: "No matter what, don't use immortal sense, now others see you as a mortal in the fairy world, if you use immortal sense, you will be discovered." ”
Even if Hong Mengni doesn't say this, Ye Kong also knows the way, and quickly nodded at the moment, and looked in the mirror to say that others, at this moment, Ye Kong's mother is here, and she will think that this is just an ugly woman.
However, Ye Kong felt that he was still a little short of something.
After thinking about it again, Ye Kong hurriedly said, "Quick, bring me two steamed buns!"
Hong Mengni didn't know what Lu Dao meant, but the little maid was a big ghost, giggled, and hurriedly ran to get two big steamed buns.
Ye Kong stuffed the steamed buns into his clothes, and then looked back and forth in the mirror, "This is like a woman." ”
As soon as Ye Kong finished his work, there was a knock on the door outside, "Miss Mengni, check the fugitives, please open the door and cooperate." ”
To say that these immortals still have a lot of respect for Hong Mengni, after all, some immortals break through the ascension under the sound of Miss Mengni's piano, even if they don't break through, they will have a lot of insights, so they are still a little grateful to Hong Mengni.
The little maid went to open the door, only to see that under the leadership of the old bustard, a middle-aged male Jin Xian rushed in with his subordinates.
When the old bustard saw that there was an ugly girl in the room, he couldn't help but be stunned, and was about to ask, when he suddenly remembered that Hong Mengni had told her before that she wanted to bring a close friend from her childhood, and wanted to come to the flower boat to be a prostitute who served men and earn some fairy jade. The old bustard couldn't help but look at Ye Kong a little more, and said in his heart, so ugly, how can any guest order you, I won't order you if the guest clicks!
That Jin Xian was still very polite to Hong Mengni, and said, "Miss Mengni, on the orders of the head of the family, to check a fugitive named Ye Kong, Miss Mengni is frightened. ”
Hong Mengni hurriedly returned the salute and wrote in the little maid's hand: "The head of the Zhai family cares about our flower boat, we should cooperate, please check." ”
The golden immortal waved his hand, and a group of his subordinates inspected the house, Hong Mengni's room was not big, and the soldiers did not find anything.
However, that Jin Xian was also a guest who often came to the flower boat, and he was a little surprised to see Ye Kong, plus the expression on the old bustard's face just now, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances at Ye Kong.
Hong Mengni found that he was staring at Ye Kong, and she was a little nervous.
However, Ye Kong also took the initiative, and immediately leaned up in the willows, pinched his throat and said: "Shangxian, the slave family has just engaged in this promising job, and I will have to serve you uncles in the future......"
When the male fairy looked at this guy, his skin was quite white, but his appearance was too stumbling, he didn't see his face, he saw his nostrils first, and there were two black hairs coming out of his nostrils, and the ugly girl spoke again...... Oh my God, it's horrible.
"Oh oh, later, well, later. "The male fairy said in his heart, after that, I don't want you to serve for eight lifetimes! With goods like you, Lao Tzu will not come to this flower boat in the future!
"Gone. The male fairy saluted Hong Mengni and turned to leave.
Behind Ye Kongyu shouted to himself: "Senior, my name is Meifang, beautiful and invincible, fragrant and lovely, you can remember to ask me......"
The immortal almost didn't fall on his head, and scolded in his heart, as long as you are still beautiful and invincible, fragrant and lovely, don't spoil these two words.
Not to mention the immortals, even those soldiers of the Zhai family all looked like they were about to vomit, and they left as if they were fleeing.
Ye Kong in the back smiled, not to mention, buddy still has a bit of ** potential.
When the soldiers left, the old bustard's face suddenly changed, and he reprimanded: "There are no rules! Are you greeting guests? You are scaring guests!"
Hong Mengni hurriedly pushed the maid, the little maid understood, walked over and said with a smile: "Mom, don't talk about it, Sister Meifang is also here for the first time, and she wants to take the initiative...... She has no father or mother since she was a child, and life is not easy, so she made up her mind to come to the flower boat to serve the man, in other words, with a good life, who wants to do this kind of thing. ”
This little girl is very articulate, and the old bustard nodded lightly when she heard it, and said: "Well, they are all hard-working people, since this is the case, then go down with me, and I will arrange a place for you to live." ”
Hong Mengni immediately hurried to stop it, and only by hiding Ye Kong in her own place could she rest assured. But the old bustard shook his head and disagreed, saying that this person is really ugly, you are our most popular girl, if others see you, they will also be disgusted with you.
I can't say it, Ye Kong had to be taken down by the old bustard.
The general low-grade goods do not have their own room, Ye Kong belongs to the low-grade goods in the low (7) goods, naturally there is no independent room, was taken to the lower cabin of the flower boat by the old bustard, a large bunk, it is very dark and low, and there are more than ten beds side by side, and there is not much business during the day, and more than a dozen women are lying there to sleep.
The old bustard pointed to a small bed in the corner to Ye Kong, and said: "This is your residence, don't run around on the boat anymore, when there are guests, I will arrange for someone to call you, and if you don't understand anything else, ask these sisters more." ”
Ye Kong's heart was depressed to death, Lao Tzu would rather live in an ant's nest than live here. But his mouth said: "Then Mom remember to arrange a few more opportunities for me." ”
In fact, Ye Kong knew that like her, the old bustard was just to give Hong Mengni face and let him eat white rice here, how could he let him scare the guests.
Therefore, it is impossible for Ye Kong to pick up customers. But other things followed.
"Hey, that one named Meifang, isn't it new? ”
"Meifang, I'm a little itchy in the back, help me scratch it. ”
"Meifang, bring the spittoon...... this one, he actually wanted to urinate on the bed, and Ye Kong was about to vomit blood.
"I'll go to Miss Monnie first, she'll call me. Ye Kong fled in a hurry.
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