Chapter 28 Strongly persuade the villagers, the gods are at ease
No wonder as soon as I entered the house, the people in the village recognized me! I took a look at Hanhan, who was looking at his portrait carefully!
I asked Sai Li Kui to come over and tell him to tear the portrait off and clean up the things on the table. Sai Li Kui was disobedient this time, looked at me in a daze, and turned his head to his mother again. I hurriedly explained to the old mother: "Old mother, I am really not a so-called immortal! The immortals all live high in the sky, how can they run to this mortal world and swagger through the market? Isn't it good to live in the sky, and they come to the mortal world to get tacky and hinder their cultivation!"
At this time, the old mother had been helped by me to sit on the kang, and the old mother had to ask me to go up to her, but there was no way, so I had to take off my shoes and sit on the kang with the old mother. Hearing my words, the old mother looked confused, and looked at Hanhan again. Hanhan is right next to me, and the old mother has already seen Hanhan's panda face, and I know that she must not believe my words again. This will be my turn to scratch my head like a panda.
I thought about it for a while, so I had to say to her as little as possible not to scare her: "Old mother, I am pretending to be an immortal in order to scare the people I have offended! I am just playing tricks with Sai Li Kui, I have offended a lot of people now, you have a portrait of me and the panda in your house, maybe they will come to the door one day, those people are very cruel, even more cruel than the poisonous snakes and beasts on the mountain! Maybe you will be in danger!"
"With the blessing of the gods, we are not afraid!" the old mother actually replied to me like this, and I couldn't laugh or cry a little. I didn't expect the old mother to be so old and so difficult to convince.
"I'm not a fairy, and the panda isn't a fairy. Don't believe in the immortals, the real immortals also have the things of the immortals, the immortals also have to have meetings, self-cultivation, they also have to practice qi, collect medicine, alchemy or something, in fact, they have a lot of things to be busy, there are thousands of mortals in this world, and the immortals can't be taken care of by everyone!
In order to let the villagers outside the door and window hear it, I raised my voice slightly.
"Okay, okay, you are an immortal, we will listen to you! Son, don't tear it off quickly, we have to listen to the words of the immortals, and we must do what the immortals have said. Tear it up carefully, keep it well, and take it out at any time. ”
After talking about this for a long time, this old mother still thinks that I am a fairy! As long as she can tear this portrait off and no longer offer me in the future, my heart can finally be settled.
I have read a lot of books about immortals, but I can't give a definite answer. No one can tell whether there are immortals in this world, say no, there are many strange things in this world that can't be explained at all, say yes, I haven't seen it in person.
Hey, by the way, whether I was dazzled in the air that day or not, I've never been sure now, the woman in red must be a fairy. I thought of the beautiful voice in the mountain hut, could she be a fairy, and she looked like a real fairy by the sight of her spotless appearance.
If she were an immortal? Wouldn't I be with her in the sky and the other on the earth? I was just a mortal, so how could she meet a mortal? Maybe that's why she only spoke to me with her voice and didn't meet me!
The more I thought about it, the more I felt like a real immortal. When will I reach her level and become an immortal? Well, thinking of my recent encounter, I am still quite looking forward to my path to becoming an immortal!
Shaking my head, I took my thoughts back and I returned to reality. Looking at the so many people in the courtyard, I asked, "Old mother, why are there so many people in the courtyard? Is there anything to celebrate today?"
The old mother replied with a smile: "It's not all for you and the one next to you!"
"Ahh
"The people who come here are all here to worship God and ask God! The people in this village come every day, and they can't stop it!"
I see, I suddenly understood.
"I still want to live a few more years! You must not do this in the future! There are gods in various places, you should go to the temples and temples where the gods are worshipped for help!" I hurriedly said to the old mother and the people around me.
I have traveled with Hanhan to many places, and each place has a god worshiped in each place. These people should go to these places, not in Sai Li Kui's house for me and Hanhan. It seems that I don't want to pretend to be a god casually in the future, being offered by the people, I feel uneasy, and I always feel weird.
I remembered the advice of that beautiful voice, and this time I joined the WTO, we must be more low-key, and if we can, we will not show it. Originally, I was going to ask the panda to open the baggage, take out some silver taels and scatter them to everyone, but I remembered the instructions that Miao Yin gave me, so I dispelled this idea. I asked my old mother and the villagers to sit in the house, I got off the kang, put on my shoes, and asked Sai Li Kui to go out with me alone to talk back, and Hanhan always followed behind me.
After leaving the courtyard gate, walking to the entrance of the village, and seeing that there was no one around, I patted Sai Li Kui on the shoulder and said, "Sai Li Kui, I came out of you today, we are here to say goodbye to you." ”
"Farewell, where are you going?"
"Get out of this forest and go out into the world!"
"Can you take me with you?"
"We take you, what about your mother?"
Sai Li Kui was silent.
"That's it, you first have to practice your internal skills and axe at home, take care of your mother, we will find a stable place after a while, we will come to pick you up, and then take your mother, let her old man also go to the outside world to see!" Looking at Sai Li Kui's appearance, I was a little unbearable, and continued.
"Okay, then I'll wait!"
"When I have time, pretend to go to the Yuanming Forest to chop firewood and protect this forest. Since the last time you helped fetch water together, the animals in this forest have become familiar with you and will not hurt you. ”
"My kung fu has been practiced, and it's not so easy for them to hurt me now!" said Sai Li Kui with a smile.
"Be careful in everything, if there are any strange people or strange things around this mountain, you should be careful, and don't take it lightly. ”
"Hmm, don't worry, this Yuanming Forest will be handed over to me!"
"In addition, you tell the people in the village, we are just martial arts people, don't believe that me and Hanhan are immortals. ”
"I said it, but no one believed me!"
"Well, in that case, I won't embarrass you. But you must not let the villagers worship me, if I see someone offering to me again, be careful that I nullify your martial arts!"
"Okay, good, I'll do it!" said Sai Likui busily.
"Very well, now go meet Meimei. I said as I walked.
"Meimei is a Kunpeng, you recognize me as a Kunpeng, Kunpeng may come back to the forest from time to time, if there is any accident, you go to the valley to find her, sit with her to find me!"
In the evening, the night is thick.
In the night, I sat with Hanhan and returned to the village. I asked Meimei to wait at the entrance of the village, and asked Hanhan to open the baggage containing gold and silver. I took some silver taels out of my baggage, and my figure flew quickly around the village, scattering them from house to house.
The places where I scatter my money are more hidden, under the firewood and grass, in the wells, etc. When the villagers get up tomorrow to do their work and find the silver taels, they will definitely put it away quietly and never say anything. Imagine who will loudly publicize the silver when they pick it up, saying that they have picked up the money?
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