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Lonely, empty, and cold, standing on the bustling street, Diao Xiaosi suddenly didn't know where to go.

He had just bought a few clothes for Xiao Ya in the ready-to-wear shop, but he didn't want to go back to the Pony Mansion so early. I finally had a chance to come out and take a breath, and I should do something.

The long-awaited green building and the casino have not yet opened, he wandered aimlessly along the street, and suddenly saw an antique shop opened not far away, which was deserted and there was no business, only the shopkeeper was listless on the counter and dozing, and there was a Persian cat sleeping soundly at his feet.

Diao Xiaosi is still quite interested in antiques, to be precise, he has a soft spot for things buried underground. Over the years, everything has been frequent, and I have been busy running, pickling girls, and making money, and I don't realize that I haven't returned to my old business for a long time.

Suddenly, he saw a familiar figure sneaking into the antique shop with a hat on his head, it was Ma Masang who had robbed him of his valuable employment by means of unfair competition outside the gate of the Qin Mansion.

The enemy was very red when they met, and Diao Xiaosi, who was still worried about having no direction in life just now, immediately found a new goal to strive for. He crossed the street in three steps and two steps, walked into the antique shop quietly, bolted the door with his backhand, and patted Ma Masan, who was pretending to admire the antique, from behind.

Ma Masang looked back in amazement, recognized Diao Xiaosi, and said with an affectionate smile on his face: "Little brother, such a coincidence?"

Diao Xiaosi saw that Ma Masang was full of red light and bright clothes, dressed like the head of the Qin Mansion, and then thought of sleeping in the stable, chopping firewood, working night shifts, and mopping the floor these days...... His eyes turned red for a moment.

He casually picked up a piece of tile from the Han Dynasty from the antique shelf, weighed it enough and porcelain enough, and said with a smile: "Brother Ma is proud of the spring breeze?"

Ma Masang smiled and said: "Thanks to Second Master Qin's appreciation, I became the second housekeeper in the house, and I was busy all day long to welcome and send him, in fact, I was a bitter man who ran errands." No, I just came back from delivering a letter from Cheng Siye's house, and I will be busy preparing lunch later. There are more than 100 mouths up and down the Qin Mansion, and it is difficult to reconcile them. ”

After he finished showing off, he pretended to be concerned and asked, "Little brother, I heard that you are doing well in the Horse Mansion, you should be better than me, right?"

Diao Xiaosi's stomach was blazing, and he smiled: "Generally, that is, to manage the accounts and collect money, take three baths a day, surrounded by beautiful maids, and a special cook opens a small stove." ”

"Okay, it's much better than my brother. Ma Masang exclaimed, sniffed hard, and wondered: "Little brother, what are you bathing with, your body smells a little fragrant, and a little commotion, it seems that something was added to the horse's urine?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled calmly, raised the tile in his hand and said, "Brother Ma, do you like to tinker with this thing?"

Ma Masang said modestly: "I'm a layman, and I can't tell the difference between good and bad, true and false." ”

Diao Xiaosi said: "It's okay, I'll teach you a trick." In fact, it is very simple to distinguish the real from the fake, just listen to the sound. ”

Ma Masang said curiously: "You can tell the truth just by your voice, you won't be playing with your brother, right?"

Diao Xiaosi swore and said, "Since Brother Ma doesn't believe it, I can show you." ”

Ma Masang looked at Diao Xiaosi with a smile on his face and slowly lifted the tile in his hand above his head, and suddenly had a premonition of a great disaster, and couldn't help asking: "Little brother, why are you holding your hand so high?"

"Smack!" the heavy tile slapped firmly on Ma Masan's wide head, and the response was torn apart.

Unexpectedly, Ma Masang was quite hard, only a little skin was scratched on his head, and his body shook dizzily.

"Fake-" Diao Xiaosi picked up two more tiles, opened his bow left and right, and shot them at Ma Masan's head.

"Pap, papa, papa, papa......" The sound of the tile slapped was crisp and loud, as if someone was setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

Diao Xiaosi quickly smashed all the tiles on the antique shelf, grabbed a three-foot-high golden phoenix pattern bird primrose bottle with his backhand, patted it round, and kept appreciating the treasure in his mouth: "Fake, fake, fake, or fake......"

The owner of the antique shop was completely sleepy, staring blankly at the ferocious Diao Xiaosi, every time he heard the crisp sound of the antique exploding in his ears, the muscles on his cheeks twitched fiercely: "Guest officer, stop quickly, you are going to die!"

"Bang bang bang!" Diao Xiaosi rode on the half-dead Ma Masang and exploded enthusiastically, ignoring the shouts of the shopkeeper, gritting his teeth and saying: "I let your whole family die, I let your life be as thin as paper and black lights, and I will make you miserable and beasts!"

Ma Masang covered his face with his hands and shouted: "Little brother, don't fight, it's all your own people!"

"Your own people?" Diao Xiaosi smiled, his eyes swept and he raised his hand to take a two-foot-tall boxy bronze tripod.

Ma Masang glanced at the big guy raised high in Diao Xiaosi's hand from between his fingers, and immediately became frightened, and said hurriedly: "It doesn't matter if you cut off your head!"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, held the bronze tripod and did not move, and responded: "As long as the doctrine is true." ”

Ma Masang was relieved, and then said, "Kill me—"

"There are also descendants ......" Diao Xiaosi looked at Ma Masang, nodded and said, "Well, then let's kill it." ”

"Boom!" Ma Masang was desperate to see the bronze Ding Taishan pressing down, and smashed his head and face.

"Brother, it's really your own ......," he groaned weakly with tears streaming down his face, and passed out with a kick on his legs.

"Can your own people snatch Lao Tzu's job?" Diao Xiaosi was angry, threw the bronze tripod and turned around to find a more convenient guy.

"Meow-" Seeing that the antique shop was smashed by Diao Xiaosi, the Persian cat who was napping on the ground was angry, and his body skyrocketed several times in an instant, like a colorful tiger pounced.

Seeing this, Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed, leaned sideways and grabbed the tail of the Persian cat, first threw three circles in the air, and then "banged" on Ma Masan's body.

Ma Masang wanted to pretend to be dead, but he felt that the evil wind above his head was not good, and secretly opened a trace of his eyes, and he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, and he screamed and hugged the Persian cat you and I love vigorously.

The Persian cat barked more miserably than Ma Masan, rolled and hid to the side, and suddenly felt that Diao Xiaosi was smiling and looking at him, and he was full of excitement, and quickly clamped his tail under his buttocks, holding his head with both hands, and never dared to show his face again.

Ma Masan's face was red and purple, as if he had opened a dyeing workshop, and the disfigurement medicine peeled off and vaguely revealed his original appearance.

Diao Xiaosi let out a vicious breath, pouted and said, "Niang Xipi, it's still fake." ”

Ma Masang wiped the cold sweat on his face, got up from the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, and spat "bah" and said, "Your mother, don't take Lao Tzu to death!"

Diao Xiaosi picked up an inkstone and played with it in his hand, and asked, "What about the old way?"

Ma Masang stared at the inkstone tightly, subconsciously leaned back, and said angrily: "The eldest husband can be killed but not humiliated, if you don't apologize to Lao Tzu, don't want to see Xu Maogong again in this life." ”

Diao Xiaosi said with a smile: "Brother Ma, don't be angry, little brother is just joking with you." Not to mention, the eldest brother's iron-headed skills have reached the peak, and his sister-in-law is really blessed. ”

Ma Masang was stunned, and his anger did not subside: "What does Lao Tzu's iron head have to do with that mother-in-law?"

"It has a lot to do with it. Diao Xiaosi said: "For example, if my sister-in-law wants to eat walnuts, she doesn't need to hit them with a hammer." Just drag Brother Ma's head over and press it on the walnuts, the shell is the shell and the kernel is the kernel, and the shallots and tofu are clear. ”

The shopkeeper smiled bitterly and said, "My sister-in-law is blessed, but my newly opened antique shop was smashed by you." ”

Diao Xiaosi disappreciated: "It's all some deceptive fakes, Lao Tzu smashed it, that's called eliminating harm for the people." ”

The shopkeeper sighed and said, "Shameless broom star-little fourth brother, you are worthy of your name." ”

"Is it an invincible lucky star?" Diao Xiaosi asked very dissatisfiedly: "Have you ever dealt with me with the joint code? How do you become an undercover agent, do you know how many people will be killed if you are careless and paralyzed?"

"Your aunt, you are paralyzed!" Ma Masang couldn't bear it and said rudely: "If you hadn't caused trouble in the inn that day, as for becoming like this?"

"I'm in trouble?" Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "How did I know that a beautiful woman would fall from the sky when I took a bath?"

Ma Masang said with a tense black face: "You are a hero who saves the beauty and is happy, and you almost killed Lao Xu." ”

Diao Xiaosi said with a heart: "Do you know who the beautiful woman rescued by Lao Tzu - the baby daughter of Liu Zhihao, the head of the Heluo Dart Bureau, and the future Luoyang gangster female boss!"

Ma Masang's body was shocked, and he lost his voice: "What, is that girl from Xingyu?"

Diao Xiaosi said proudly: "What's the matter, I know that I am wrong, right? Ma Masang, why is your expression so weird, don't tell me that girl is Lao Tzu's second sister-in-law." ”

The shopkeeper almost slipped under the account counter and said with a wry smile: "It's not the second sister-in-law, it's the niece!"

Diao Xiaosi was puzzled and said: "Strange thing, I have only heard of those who recognize their godfathers these years, but I have not heard of anyone who recognizes their uncles?"

Ma Masang's eyes erupted with fire, and he suppressed his voice and said, "I am Liu Zhihao's younger brother, Liu Hongji!

"Boil...... Red Rooster?" Diao Xiaosi said solemnly: "Ling Zun opened a restaurant in his early years?"

Liu Hongji smoked seven holes, clenched his fists and said: "Less nonsense, where is Xingyu?"

Diao Xiaosi said without showing weakness: "You say first, where is the bull's nose?"

"Starshower!"

"Bullnose!"

"You're the fucking bull's nose!"

The shopkeeper looked helplessly at the two people with angry eyebrows like fighting cocks, stretched out his hand and took off the human skin mask on his face and said, "Little fourth brother, don't come to harm?"

"Xiao Chu?" Diao Xiaosi looked at the shopkeeper in surprise, blinked his eyes and said, "You bring your head closer." ”

Chu Suiliang said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Let me check whether it is genuine." ”

"Woo-" Chu Suiliang grabbed the inkstone on the account table and smashed it.