CH.93 The Legendary "Ass Backward Flat Sand Falling Goose Style"
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Guys, what would you do if you encountered a door in an RPG that wouldn't open?
I don't know how many people have thought like this:
If only I could break through this door with magic.
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Yes, yes, I know, you must have thought so, but you also know that it can't be done, but have you ever wondered why?
Because that's the "rule", a predetermined matter that is determined in advance.
"The game is different from reality".
There are always people who say things like this, as if you can't tell the difference yourself, and you have to remind you.
But here I would like to ask a question, have you ever thought about the difference between the two?
"One is reality and one is unreality. ”
Well~~ For them, it's probably just the difference between this kind of Cheng dù.
So, then again, in their opinion, is sports a reality or a game?
Well, it doesn't seem necessary to discuss this with that anymore.
Because they don't even think about it seriously.
In fact, there is one fundamental difference between games and reality, and that is
"Absoluteness of the rules".
As with the example just given, if we ignore the rules and think from a realistic perspective......
It seems that you don't need to be polite, just smash that door and smash it, right?
The world is in crisis, and a key is needed to open the door, and the person who has the direction of the key is in front of him
Do you want to know the whereabouts of the key? Okay, then you can go and help me get some legendary herb from a mountain thousands of miles away. Ah, by the way, the guardian of the herb is a ferocious dragon, and if you want to defeat it, you must first draw the legendary sword, and in order to pull out the legendary sword, you must first get it......
I'll you!Who cares about you!?
If the things inside the door are related to the safety of the whole world, then even if the behavior is rude to achieve the goal, even if the defendant goes to court, he should be able to win the case, right? No, before that, if there is a guy who wants to dwell on this issue, then he will be killed by someone else immediately, right?
But think differently. If even the magic that defeated the demon king could not destroy the door. Wouldn't it be smart to break into the wall next to it, then leave that door alone?
What's more, since this "door" is so strong, so strong that it cannot be broken. So why don't you just remove that sturdy "door" and use it as a shield to challenge the Demon King, and the strongest armor in the legend of the Demon King is born!?
It is said that a single "door" is to stop ambitions. This demon king is too sad, isn't it?
So. We don't have to pull out the legendary sword stuck in the rock, in fact, we can just smash the rock, in which case all you need is a sledgehammer that is heavy and strong enough. Perhaps a blacksmith could replace King Arthur's èizhi.
But why don't we do that?
Well, anyone who knows the game well will tell you "because that's not fun." ”
That's right, the so-called rules are set to make the process of achieving the "ultimate goal" interesting.
In chess, it is to checkmate, in football is to win by the side with the most goals, and in RPG, it is to defeat the ultimate demon.
It's not fun to set the "ultimate goal" like this, if you ignore the rules to achieve it.
Therefore, in the game, the rules have an "absolute nature of mutual observance".
Speaking of which, I think everyone should already understand, right?
In reality, there are no "conditions for victory".
There is no victory or defeat that can be decided by meeting certain conditions, and the world will not be at peace by defeating someone.
It is even more impossible for the two to live happily ever after.
Whether fortunate or unfortunate, rich or poor, it will eventually end with a "death ending", without exception.
Therefore, according to their own opinions, people arbitrarily set up "victory conditions" and arbitrarily created additional rules.
The one who has more wealth wins, the one who has an easier life wins, or the one who cares about winning or losing is the loser......
Okay, so let's imagine that.
When you are playing chess, the opponent suddenly moves the chess pieces according to his liking, for example: obviously don't have the horse's legs, but jump the "horse" at will, "Xiang" ignores the "Chu River Han Boundary" and flies around the chessboard, the "cannon" rack is obviously not set up and a guy hits the opposite side, the pawn moves arbitrarily before he crosses the river, and the "car" turns and rampages......
What's more, there is obviously no general, but you casually bounce your "handsome" off the chessboard, and you are still proud, with a face that he won the game......
...... How? Wouldn't you like to punch that flat face?
However, what if everyone played that game like that?
That's right, this is "reality".
"Life is a play, what is the difference between games and reality?"
Well, exactly.
To such a talker, I would like to answer him in this way
How can reality compare to games?
Such a reality is not interesting at all!
It's not fun at all, but you still have to live in reality.
Since we must live in this boring reality, do we have to obediently accept the arrangement of fate and survive boringly?
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If this reality is so boring, why can't we make it interesting? Who says we can't do that?
On this point, Feng Kan and Eagle Feather have the same opinion, so they will not be bound by the "rules" that others make casually.
Who is required to chase the horse-faced archpriest who has already begun to grease the soles of his feet after 300 rounds of challenging the man's sword of judgment? (Didn't Indiana Jones use his accustomed leather whip to entangle him with his accustomed leather whip when he met him, but directly knocked down his opponent with one shot?) )
Seeing the other party pounce on him. The face of the High Priest of Cot immediately turned from pale to grass-green, and with a scream, he turned his head and ran out of the tent.
Although he has always been on the top, in times of crisis, our High Priest is not much more daring than the Dorken Scavenger who fled for his life.
And the reaction and footwork are still very agile! Feng Kan's skills themselves were already unusually fast, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he didn't catch him at once, and his thin and tall figure slipped to the door like a slippery old loach.
"Hey?"
Feng Kan couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this horse-faced archpriest to be so quick when he was running for his life, it seems that the greatest skill of these priests of the Supreme God Sect is to run for their lives, right?
With such a slowdown, the man's sword of judgment had already defused Xiu's fierce attack, and once again blocked in front of him.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Nine out of ten steady blows turned out to be in vain, Xiu blamed the other party with some annoyance.
"Damn, what the hell? Who would have thought that guy was so well-trained to escape?"
Feng Kan was also annoyed. His grip looked unremarkable. However, it contains at least two dozen variations, and no matter what method the opponent uses to counterattack, he can confidently subdue them in the next blow......
But the problem is that the other party didn't launch a counterattack at all, but turned around and ran?!
Who would have thought he would run away? You have to have at least two brushes under your hands, right? When you are attacked, you always have to subconsciously resist a few times, right? What I never expected was that he really ran away like this without doing anything!?
Feng Kan's prepared back hand was useless!
This guy's appearance makes people have to be suspicious. Is there a compulsory subject in the education of the high priests of the High God Sect?
"Useless guy!"
"I just don't want to be said by you!"
The fire spirit jumped up and down and watched the fight very exciting. But in fact, it was entangled by the woman's sword of judgment, and the white light from the woman's sword of judgment on both hands seemed to have substance, so soft that there was no trace of strength. It seems to be soft, but the light of the fire spirit and the flames of Britain are all bounced away, fortunately, she can release this white light only with her hands, and to deal with the continuous attacks of the fire spirit and Britain, you must use your hands to keep flying around the body, although the fire spirit and Britain can't hurt her, but she doesn't have the extra energy to fight back, but once the fire spirit and Britain's offensive weakens, then the shape shì may immediately turn upside down.
The fire spirit is strong!
Although Feng Kan has been complaining that she is very not, she is really strong.
Feng Kan believed that if she was facing an ordinary army, it would not be uncommon for her to destroy a legion by herself.
But these swords of judgment are also strong in another sense.
Feng Kan once again realized that they are strong, their "strong" is very targeted, it seems that they were born specifically for the strong, these people do not seem to play a decisive role in the army, but their abilities are varied, and they can often restrain the strength of those strong in one-on-one battles.
"Damn!"
If he hadn't been blocked by the "heresy denial" and other powers, if he could use teleportation at this moment, then the male sword of judgment in front of him would not have been able to stumble on his feet at all.
And now, he could only watch as the lewd horse-faced high priest disappeared behind the curtain of the door......
"Bang!"
But at the moment when the high priest of Cotter ran out of the tent, there was a loud noise outside the door, and then he pouted his ass and flew back backwards with his hands in a way that was three times faster than when he rushed out.
"Smack!"
The archpriest who fell to the ground slid on the ground for another distance before stopping, raised his head with difficulty, and let out an extremely ** sigh of "uh~~", rolled his eyes, and fainted......
The people on both sides stopped what they were doing, and looked at the archpriest who had just performed an unofficial and difficult stunt move.
"Puff~~"
As soon as the curtain lifted, Mo Lan poked one of her huge heads in, and snorted at the horse-faced archpriest who was sitting unconscious on the ground as if mocking.
“...... I rely on ~~ Is this the legendary 'ass backwards flat sand and goose style'?" (salute to Jin Daxia)
............................................................................................................... (To be continued......)