Chapter 244: The Witty Crane Prince
Seeing Lei Za being escorted away, Xue Du was extremely entangled, and Xue Du really couldn't say a word about Lu Xun's strange behavior.
Yesterday I invited people to the banquet, and today I arrested people in a blink of an eye to exchange for a bounty, can you tease a little more?
What's even more annoying is what this guy said before leaving, hehe, Lu Xun actually asked Xue Du to wait, wait for him to catch Lei Za, and then come to arrest him, the reason is that Lu Xun feels that it is a little difficult to catch two at a time, so he is ready to come back later, of course, although he said so, but in fact, what does this thing think, Xue Du can't guess at all.
Well, it's wrong, it's not that you can't guess, but Xue Du is no longer able to guess the idea of neurosis, because you usually go crazy first when you do this.
In order not to let himself go crazy, Xue Du very wisely chose the last path, which was to report to the boss.
Yi Chunlai, the head of the Tianya Hunter Group, Xue Du is the most feared boss, but now, Xue Du no longer cares about any awe, and he told the strange encounter between the two in the communication, and then the goods were silent, obviously preparing to break the jar and break it, and let the boss bail out after the big deal.
As for those things that waste brain cells, I'm sorry, boss, you better go, the little ones are really stupid!
Time passed minute by minute, and the face of the Chinese character in the video communication screen sometimes frowned, sometimes smiled, quite weird, this is Yi Chunlai, the head of the Tianya Hunter.
After listening to Xue Du's report, Yi Chunlai's face that had not changed for thousands of years had become so weird, and Xue Du, who had been completely stupid, couldn't help but feel up and down in his heart.
Isn't it possible that the boss will be stupid too? Xue Du slandered in his heart.
I don't know how long it has been, Xue Du has been waiting profusely, Yi Chunlai suddenly spoke: "Xue Du, since that Mo Yun said that he wanted to arrest you to exchange for a bounty, it is better for you to follow his wishes!"
“...... Ahh
Following Mo Yun's intentions, Xue Du couldn't believe his ears, the beloved head of the regiment actually asked me to go to prison, this, this. Could it be that this world is crazy?
Wrong. Could it be that this regiment leader is a fake, an imposter sent by Mo Yun's funny bi?
Xue Du's eyes couldn't help but be weird.
Not knowing what his subordinates were thinking, Yi Chunlai analyzed comfortably: "Actually, I don't want to do this either." That guy named Mo Yun was really irritating. But. It is impossible to send reinforcements in a short period of time, so it is powerless to want to support, and Mo Yun is elusive. If you want to escape, it's a thousand difficulties!"
Very detailed analysis, Yi Chunlai almost told all the facts, it was not that he didn't want to do something, what really made the regiment commander helpless was that he couldn't send reinforcements.
With such a calm analysis, Xue Du cried, and his feelings had already become a turtle in an urn!
Yi Chunlai also seemed to be quite embarrassed, and said helplessly: "That, although I don't want to say that, but Xue Du, in order to suffer less, you should go!"
"Commander?" Xue Du looked at his beloved Captain with great resentment.
"Anla, I will send someone to bail out, rest assured, rest assured!" Yi Chunlai hurriedly comforted.
Xue Du smiled bitterly, even the head of the regiment said so, what else could he do.
Anyway, it has become a turtle in an urn, so it is better to simply order it, so as not to suffer from the flesh and skin.
Turning off the communication, Xue Du quietly waited for Lu Xun's arrival, and at this time, millions of miles away, at the Tianya Hunter Headquarters, Yi Chunlai, who had ended the communication, was sitting at his desk, frowning and pondering.
Tick, tick, Yi Chunlai's fingers kept tapping on the tabletop, sometimes hurriedly, sometimes slowly.
Just beside Yi Chunlai, a guy dressed in a white robe, with a lifelike white crane embroidered on his back, and an extremely bewitching face, was sitting comfortably on the sofa at the moment, leisurely sipping tea.
Crane Gongzi, the second person in the world's end hunter, is generally called Gongzi by people who know the Tao.
People who are familiar with this son actually know that Crane Gongzi is a troublesome person, especially because of his frequent weird thoughts and convulsions from time to time, anyone will be speechless about him.
I remember one time, this guy changed the name of the Tianya Hunter without authorization, and replaced it with the name of Tianya Hunter, which was extremely fragrant, and that time made Yi Chunlai very ugly.
Of course, what is even more unlucky are those members of the group who are under the banner of hunting for beauty at the end of the world, and these guys can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into afterwards.
Normally, Yi Chunlai would have a headache when he saw this guy, but today, he suddenly found that someone was even more of a headache than this bastard.
That guy named Mo Yun, the wild boy in the mountain village who jumped out of nowhere, Grand Master Yi Chunlai never took him seriously, but today, he finally saw the other party's methods.
Completely unexpected, but this way is undoubtedly challenging the prestige of the End of the World.
Openly capturing the members of the Hunters of the End of the Heavens in exchange for bounties is not a provocation or anything.
Hmph, the dignified hunter of the end of the world was bullied by a nobody, which is unbearable.
Bang! Yi Chunlai slammed his fist on the table and directly smashed the table through: "Hmph, that wild boy, he actually provoked the hunter of the end of the world, if he doesn't breathe this way, Lao Tzu won't call Yi Chunlai!"
As soon as the words fell, a disdainful voice immediately sounded next to him: "Cut, your eye saw him provoking you!"
It was none other than Tsuru Gongzi who had been sitting for a while.
Yi Chunlai glanced at him with slanted eyes, and couldn't help sneering: "He, you said that this is not a provocation, then I have to ask you, what is a provocation." ”
Unexpectedly, Crane Gongzi looked at him as if he was an idiot, and shook his head regretfully.
"What do you mean?" Yi Chunlai said dissatisfiedly.
Crane Gongzi spread his hands and said: "It's not interesting, it's just that I'm embarrassed to hit your IQ, so I'd better not say it, lest you feel inferior!"
Saying that, Crane Gongzi put on an expression of concern for you.
"You!" Yi Chunlai was directly half angry, and suddenly became angry, and couldn't help but say angrily: "You say, you say." What does it mean? Tell me clearly, otherwise Lao Tzu will be in a hurry with you today!" Yi Chunlai was like an angry lion, glaring at the crane boy fiercely, and he had a tendency to fight if he didn't agree with each other.
However, Crane Gongzi was not in a hurry, calmly took a sip of tea, and said lazily: "This is what you requested, don't blame me for despising your IQ." ”
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yi Chunlai did not back down.
Seeing that Yi Chunlai was so persistent, Gongzi He shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Okay, since you want to be humiliated so much." You're welcome. First of all, according to Xue Du's report, that kid was short of money for the wedding banquet, so he wanted to find some bounty to make up the amount. Let's take this as a joke. But. He said it in front of Xue Du, hehe, but you think he is just a provocation!"
"What do you mean?" Yi Chunlai was a little stunned.
"Stupid. Can you use your brain a little, the Tianya Hunter is going on behalf of Emperor Taiwu, and at the same time, the Tianya Hunter is still the sixth-ranked monk group in the Eastern Heaven Realm, but he dares to say this, do you still think this is just a provocation?"
"......" Yi Chunlai was completely stunned at this moment, unable to say a word.
Yes, Leiza represents an extremely large interest group, but there are people who dare not take them seriously, if such a person is not a madman, then he really has this ability.
So is Mo Yun a madman? Yi Chunlai was stunned again, and he found that this question was really difficult to say.
After thinking for a moment, Yi Chunlai said in a deep voice: "That guy shouldn't be a madman!"
As soon as these words came out, Crane Gongzi immediately rolled his eyes: "If you really think so, hehe, then you are an idiot!"
Bang! Yi Chunlai slapped the table angrily, and said angrily: "Can't you talk well?"
"Okay, good, but you're so intelligent!" Crane Boy sighed with a wry smile, revealing a sympathetic look.
IQ was despised again, and Yi Chunlai didn't even mean to be angry this time, because he finally realized that it was really not worth it to be angry with this guy.
But Crane Gongzi didn't let him go, and continued: "Okay, even if I overestimate your IQ, let's put it this way, first of all, the reason why that guy is so messy is to make everyone think that he is crazy, and once you really think so, hehe, you will naturally fall into the first layer of trap." ”
"The first layer of traps?" Yi Chunlai was inexplicable.
Crane Gongzi nodded and said calmly: "Yes, because you think he is crazy, he will naturally relax, and then he will take advantage of it!"
"Oh, I see!" Yi Chunlai suddenly realized.
Crane Gongzi nodded and continued: "Very good, the second layer of traps is next, but this layer of traps will only be triggered if the first layer of traps is seen through!"
"What are you for?" Yi Chunlai was quite puzzled.
Crane Gongzi stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "It's very simple, because only when the first layer of traps is seen through, you will think, since this guy is not crazy, then naturally he has another purpose, but what is the purpose?"
“...... Yes!" Yi Chunlai's mind finally turned.
But the crane boy changed his words again: "And in this way, you will fall into the second trap!"
Yi Chunlai was suddenly startled and blurted out, "What trap?"
Crane Gongzi said: "It's very simple, because then you will think, what does this guy want to do, what he wants is for you to guess desperately, and even let you empathize, but if you think so, you will fall into the second trap, because he just wants you to rack your brains and let you die a bunch of brain cells, tsk, what a bad guy." ”
"Then I don't want to do it, won't it?" Yi Chunlai blurted out, but he regretted it when he said this, if he didn't guess this guy's thoughts, wouldn't he be able to do nothing.
Sure enough, Gongzi Crane immediately cast a look of contempt, no need to say more at all, Yi Chunlai's face was hot, and he quickly lowered his head.
Crane Gongzi said politely: "Someone with a serious IQ paddling faces the wall by himself, I won't say more, the next is the third layer of traps, and this third layer of traps is the same, it must be seen through the second layer of traps, and the third layer of traps will be launched." ”
"What, what?" Yi Chunlai was completely speechless.
Crane Gongzi nodded and said affirmatively: "Of course, because you see through the second layer of traps, you won't fall into a dead end, but the third layer is the key, because this layer is a yang scheme, because you see through the second layer of traps, you will naturally put aside the second layer of evil taste traps and return to the original intention, so what is our original intention?"
"Catch Lin Xiaoxun?" Yi Chunlai blurted out.
"Correct solution!" Gongzi Crane gave him an encouraging look, but he changed his words again: "Our purpose is indeed to catch Lin Xiaoxun, but Lin Zheng, as the governor, the entire Bailuo is under control, but he still can't help Mo Yun, do you think we can find it?"
"Well, I think it's quite mysterious!" Yi Chunlai said with concern.
But Crane Gongzi immediately shook his head, and said disapprerovingly: "I don't think it's quite mysterious, but it's not possible at all, if you don't believe it, you can send a member to Bailuo to try." ”
"Well, forget it!" Yi Chunlai wisely chose to give up.
"Wise choice!" Crane Gongzi praised: "And this is Mo Yun's conspiracy, he deliberately exposed to the outside world, but you just can't find Lin Xiaoxun, you can only rely on his exposed point, follow this clue to track, so you have to guess his way of action, so we have returned to the second trap, what does this guy want to do? And this is the fourth layer trap, you still have to go through his second bad taste trap, desperately, racking your brains to guess, and then, do you understand." ”
"......" Yi Chunlai was completely speechless, and the spiral lines of his eyes constantly rotated proved that this guy had been completely dazed.
Before this, Yi Chunlai didn't think at all that in just a short period of behavior, so many ways could be analyzed, if according to what Gongzi He said, there were four traps set up in the simple behavior, is this still a human being?
There won't be a fifth layer of traps, right?
As expected, Crane Gongzi continued: "When you understand that this is the fourth layer of traps, then the fifth layer of traps will be launched, you will guess desperately, and then try to catch him, hehe, but I bet that you will never be able to catch him, and even, when you send someone to catch him, it is very likely that you will be caught by this evil guy in exchange for a bounty, hahaha!"
"......" Yi Chunlai's face was sluggish, or his brain had completely crashed.
But that's not all, Crane Gongzi continued: "I bet that when he kills your tortured Lustful Immortal, he will definitely do crazy behavior again, so that you will return to the first trap again, and take him for granted as a madman, hehe, this is the expected sixth layer trap!"
Yi Chunlai almost fell to the ground, but he didn't expect to go around and around, and he actually returned to the first layer, Yi Chunlai didn't expect it at all, but he understood, that is, this matter is not ordinary tricky.
"Well, in that case, we must be cautious, cautious and cautious!" Yi Chunlai said with concern.
Crane Gongzi said decisively: "Very good, then you have fallen into the seventh layer trap!"
“...... Come back!" Yi Chunlai was not good.
"That's right, once you think so, hehe, it means that the seventh layer trap has been activated, because the more cautious you are, the more opportunities he will have to take advantage of!"
"Okay, I see!" Yi Chunlai waved his hand weakly.
Instead, Tsuru asked in surprise, "Do you really understand?"
"Yes!" Yi Chunlai said weakly.
"I really understand!" asked Tsuru again.
"Don't insult my intelligence!" Yi Chunlai roared hysterically.
"Okay!" Tsuru spread his hands, stood up directly, and walked straight out the door.
In fact, just now, Gongzi Crane himself didn't know how to continue, and after reaching the seventh layer trap, even he didn't understand, but he didn't expect Yi Chunlai to be able to understand.
Well, it's a miracle!
So what does Lu Xun think? (To be continued......)
PS: It's back!