Chapter 246: Press your head into the monitor
Poor Xue Du, he was not arrested yesterday to exchange for a bounty, and he was not happy for two days, and the next day the crane boy arrived, and he was staring at Xue Du with a strange face at this moment!
Feeling the strangeness in the eyes of the crane prince, Xue Du couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum, and his forehead couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
I heard that this adult has a strange hobby, so he shouldn't have any intentions for us!
All kinds of weird thoughts kept flashing in his mind, Xue Du really felt a lot of pressure, and couldn't help complaining in his heart about the head of the group, you said that it was not good to send someone to help, but you sent this pervert, isn't this a pit person!
Thinking of this, Xue Du's heart was cold, coupled with the depression that had already been tortured, his state of mind at this time was really mixed!
Alas, this day is really unbearable!
However, as if knowing Xue Du's thoughts, Gongzi Crane smiled and said: "Since I entered the door, you have frowned a total of four times, your face has changed five times, and your fingers have moved twelve times, maybe you should be thinking, there is another neuropathy, you can't live this day!"
Xue Du immediately swallowed his saliva, and the sweat on his forehead became more and more intense.
At this time, Xue Du set off a monstrous wave in his heart, perhaps he never thought that the rumor that the crane prince was superior in wisdom and had unpredictable abilities turned out to be true.
Xue Du has always believed that Crane Gongzi is just the mascot of the hunter at the end of the world, and he has nothing to do to sell a cute or anything, this is his job
But now, Xue Du no longer dared to have such thoughts.
What a joke, to be able to observe such subtle movements, even to anticipate all his thoughts. How can such a guy only sell cute.
But somehow, this made Xue Du think of another person, the man who grabbed Lei Za in his hand, looked at the crane boy in front of him, and then compared to the man, the two figures actually overlapped together.
Xue Du immediately shuddered fiercely, and hurriedly lowered his head: "I'm sorry, my subordinates are wrong, my subordinates shouldn't think about it, and I ask Gongzi He to atone for his sins." ”
"Alas. How could you be wrong. If you are wrong, doesn't it mean that Yi Chun is wrong, and if Yi Chun is wrong, it doesn't mean that Emperor Taiwu is wrong. Emperor Taiwu was wrong. Isn't Rohan wrong? Luo Han is wrong, isn't the entire cultivation world wrong, alas. How can you afford such a big crime!" said Crane Gongzi rather sadly.
Xue Du immediately knelt down, his body trembling constantly.
"What are you doing!" said Tsuru in amazement.
"Subordinate, subordinate......" Xue Du was sweating profusely, speaking incoherently, and couldn't even speak clearly.
This is completely frightened, as for what it is, it is naturally what Crane Gongzi said just now.
But such a gesture made Crane Gongzi quite unhappy, and he couldn't help but say angrily: "Get up, didn't I say it, you're not wrong, so you're right, didn't you understand?"
“...... Ahh
Listening to the tone of the crane boy just now, it was obvious that he intended to put him to death, why did he suddenly ...... Xue Du didn't understand what this meant at all.
However, the more this is the case, the more dissatisfied he becomes, and he said angrily: "Humor, humor, do you know what a sense of humor is, how did that bastard teach you Yi Chunlai!"
"......" Xue Du was suddenly stunned, and his mind was full of confusion.
After a long time of trouble, Crane Gongzi was joking, and Xue Du didn't know what to say at all.
"Forget it, forget it, I can't care about that idiot with Yi Chunlai, he has only the task left in his head, counting on the humor of his subordinates, this world is really hopeless, alas, it seems that the boring Tianya Hunting still needs me to save it!"
Xue Du only felt that his stomach was rolling, and he almost vomited, and said in his heart, can you be a little more narcissistic?
If the Tianya Hunter hands over a bastard like you, then it is really hopeless, Xue Du slandered in his heart.
It's a pity to scold and scold, let him say it, Xue Du doesn't have that kind of courage at all, after all, life is more important!
If you don't die, you won't die, Leiza has already set an example, and Xue Du doesn't want to follow in the footsteps of his companions.
However, it backfired, and before Xue Du had time to rejoice that it was just a joke just now, Gongzi He suddenly said: "Anyway, Xue Du, didn't Mo Yun want to arrest you for a bounty, why are you still here?"
Xue Du immediately felt Alexander, and said with a wry smile: "I don't understand this either, but he doesn't seem to have come!"
"Oh, that's it!" Crane Gongzi immediately thought about it, his index finger ticked on the table, and after a while, Crane Gongzi made a ghost and said: "Then why don't you go to him, since people are short of money for weddings, I should be a good person, I should help others, right?"
"......" Xue Du immediately opened his mouth wide and looked at Crane Gongzi in amazement.
Boss, are you sure you're not joking?
Completely ignoring Xue Du's weirdness, Crane Gongzi continued: "Besides, Xue Du, if you don't get arrested, maybe the next time you are caught, I will have to bail again, which means that you have to run two special mobile teams in a row, which really makes me very embarrassed, so you still think about me, just be caught by him!" (really lazy)
Tick, tick, tick! As soon as these words came out, the whole room was silent, and Xue Du was completely speechless.
I had long heard of the strangeness of Crane Gongzi, but I didn't expect that this guy would be so strange that Xue Du really didn't know what to say for a while.
What are you kidding, unless I'm crazy.
Xue Du shouted hysterically: "Crane Gongzi, don't be joking, please be serious!"
Crane Child: "I'm serious, you see, this is really troublesome, why don't you help me solve this trouble, it's not the best of both worlds!"
"The best of both worlds, you wool, why should I be arrested, why!" Xue Du roared, and the whole person was like an angry lion.
By this time, Xue Du had completely forgotten the horror of the crane boy, and decisively fried his hair.
In fact, anyone who encounters this fiery guy is afraid that this will be the case!
Of course, Xue Du paid the price for this. Hehe!
I saw that the crane boy stood up and asked with a smile: "Since this is the case, then you just don't want to!"
"Nonsense, if you want to go, Lao Tzu won't go crazy with you!" Xue Du replied with a proud face.
"Okay, in that case, then ......" Tsuru Gongzi looked around, and when he saw a monitor, he suddenly pointed to the monitor and said, "Since you are not happy, why don't I press your head into the monitor?"
“...... You!" Xue Du trembled with anger. Red eyes. I can't wait to hack this madman in front of me to death.
But at this moment, there was still a faint smile on the corner of the Crane Boy's mouth, and suddenly, the Crane Boy turned into an afterimage. In an instant, he appeared on Xue Du's side.
Electrifying and flint. Xue Du was caught off guard. I only felt a sudden flower in front of me, and my body flew forward involuntarily.
He didn't even give Xue Du a chance to move, his head pressed straight down on the monitor.
Then a strange scene appeared. The monitor that should have been directly knocked through turned out to be weirdly fine, and Xue Du's head was weirdly pressed in.
Ahh
Crane Gongzi clapped his hands with satisfaction when he looked at his masterpiece, and pressed Xue Du's head into the monitor, this is a difficult job, and it is the first time that Crane Gongzi has done it so perfectly.
Poor Xue Du Tongshou was completely stunned now, he didn't expect that He Gongzi could really do such a strange thing, the moment his head was pressed into the monitor, Xue Du's whole person was not good.
"Let me out, let me out, bastard, what the hell are you doing......" Xue Du yelled desperately.
Crane Gongzi was completely unmoved, and sat down calmly: "Don't scream, it's useless, if you want to break your brain, just break the monitor." ”
Xue Du: "You...... What the hell do you want to do?"
"Ouch, didn't I say it, I just asked you to go to Mo Yun and then let him catch it for the bounty, is it hard to understand?" said Crane Gongzi quite regretfully.
Xue Du, whose head was pressed into the monitor, was completely silent at this time, unable to say a word.
Of course, now Xue Du can't say anything, his head has been pressed into the monitor, and the ghost knows what kind of weird trick this is, Tan Ruo disobeys this madman again...... Well, Xue Du didn't dare to think about this kind of thing anymore.
So an hour later, a guy with a monitor head appeared in the Whistling Detective Agency, crying for Lu Xun to arrest him, and by the way, he also frightened a bunch of small pot friends.
Even Lu Xun was taken aback at first, and it wasn't until Xue Du made it clear what was going on, and Lu Xun finally understood.
To put it simply, there is a crane boy who can press people's heads into the monitor, this guy asks Xue Guo to come over, and then asks him to exchange for a bounty.
And this guy who was caught in exchange for a bounty is still in the same group as Crane Boy!
Interesting, really interesting, figuring out all this, a smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of Lu Xun's mouth.
After thinking strangely for a moment, Lu Xun suddenly asked, "So you said that Gongzi Crane asked you to come and exchange the bounty for me, right?"
"Yes!" Xue Du replied lifelessly, and with this appearance, the head pressed into the monitor looked particularly ridiculous.
Lu Xun blinked, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay! Since Gongzi He is so helpful and happy, he will be disrespectful!" Saying that, Lu Xun brushed down two lines of words on the paper, and handed it to Xue Du: "Go, you take this note and report to the special mobile team, oh, by the way, let Xiao Wuhe remember to send the bounty!"
...... Xue Du was stunned, and for some reason, he suddenly had the urge to cry.
It's so fucking a bully, it's not enough to catch someone for a bounty, and I didn't even bother to waste the strength of the special mobile team when I got here, and I even let myself report it, this Nima's!
Sad Xue Du, it's not enough for his head to be pressed into the monitor, and now he has to bear such humiliation, alas, it's evil!
And so the most obedient prisoner of all time was born.
When Xue Du, who was in tears, took the note given by Lu Xun and came to the special task force to report with his head pressed into the monitor, Xiao Wuhe was directly messy. (To be continued......)
PS: Hahaha, this spell is interesting!