0051: Eight-year-old talks about marriage (spoof)

ps: This chapter is a bit of a spoof, please put the cup down when you drink water.

Chapter 0051 Preface: The teacher talks about love and asks his heart, and Long Zaiyu is shocked. The realm of childhood is difficult to open, and it is confirmed that it is strong and presents its original form.

"What? Lei Botian said that her heart is in you, this, this ------" Cai Zhonghua immediately understood that the heart that Long Zai said was different from the heart of the human body. This heart is a person's heart of admiration, lovesickness, not the internal organs of the human body. Cai Zhonghua couldn't help sighing: How can today's primary school students be so precocious, and they can fall in love at a few years old, it's really incredible!

"Teacher Cai, what's wrong, Lei Botian has no heart, will she die?" Long Tsai found Cai Zhonghua's beautiful face, and suddenly became serious. He thought that Lei Botian would be fine for the time being after losing his heart, but after a long time, he would return to Huangquan.

"No, she won't die! It's just that classmate Chilong, I want to ask a heartfelt word, you have to answer me honestly, understand?" Cai Zhonghua thought that some people were depressed because of unrequited love, and eventually died out in depression, which is basically not much different from real death.

"Teacher Cai, whatever you want to ask, just ask! As long as I know the Tao, I will tell you. Long Tsai didn't know what Cai Zhonghua wanted to ask, but judging from her serious expression, it would definitely not be an ordinary simple question. Long Tsai had already thought about it, and the "Two Rituals and Four Elephants" she practiced by herself could tell her frankly that in her memory, she really didn't know what to hide from her.

"Do you like Lei Botian?" Cai Zhonghua said in a knowing way that this Lei Botian is the granddaughter of the Heavenly Law King, and the Heavenly Law King is one of the four kings who are as famous as the Heavenly Martial King, the Immortal King, and the Ten Thousand Poison King. Such a terrifying existence, even if she Cai Zhonghua wants to know them, she has no chance. And the granddaughter of the Heavenly Law King actually fell in love with this dragon boy, which made Cai Zhonghua quite shocked!

In fact, it is not surprising that since ancient times, beauties love heroes, and the momentum of Longzai on Crying Mountain, even Cai Zhonghua himself has a little touch, not an age gap, Cai Zhonghua may also throw his heart on this Longzai. And in the battle in the ring, Long Zai not only showed strong strength, but also had a heart of pity and cherishing jade: there was a chance to make Lei Botian lose face, but he didn't hurt her in the slightest. Such a shock, Lei Botian's heart is in turmoil, which is also reasonable.

"I like it! Lei Botian, although the eldest lady has a big temper, she is still very good. But in comparison, I still prefer you, Mr. Cai!" Long Zai smiled and scratched the back of his head, as if he was still a little embarrassed. Longzai's embarrassment is just a kind of shyness that is difficult to say about respecting others.

"I don't mean the kind of liking you say, I mean the kind of liking that will marry Lei Botian. Cai Zhonghua found that although Longzai is extraordinary, he knows very little about many emotions in the world. Thinking about his life experience, it is not easy for a baby boy who has been abandoned since he was a child to grow up to such a big age. If you want anything else, it's a bit harsh.

"Ju Lei Bo Tian is his wife, I really didn't think about this. Lei Botian also asked me this, and I have told her very clearly that this matter will be decided when I grow up. Besides, Mu Shuishi likes Lei Botian very much, and I have promised not to hurt her, so I can't marry Lei Botian, otherwise Mu Shuishi will definitely hate me for the rest of my life. "Long Tsai has also seen and heard of unforgettable love, such as Hong Lizhu's love tragedy is a typical example.

A woman, after the departure of the person she loved, gave up everything to go with him. It takes a lot of courage and determination to do this. But Hong Ligui not only did it, but she could categorically refuse when she was able to return the favor. It takes a very human mind to do this.

"Marrying a wife is a very important thing for a lifetime, don't make a decision because of Mu Shuishi. After all, with Lei Botian's qualifications and the Heavenly Law King behind her, even if you don't marry her, she will not be able to marry an ordinary man like Mu Shuishi. Cai Zhonghua said: This dragon boy and Lei Botian are both people favored by God, as long as the time comes, these two children will definitely fly into the fairy world and achieve immortality.

And although Mu Shuishi was born with high martial arts, for Tianwu Xing, he could only mix with a second-rate powerhouse. First-class powerhouses will only be given to those who have a congenital special physique, or those who have obtained the inheritance of the martial god with the best martial arts. Unless Mu Shuishi is inherited by the ancient gods, with his qualifications, there is absolutely no chance of achieving immortal rank.

"Well, but I really didn't think that far, I'm just an eight-year-old child, and I might not think about it until ten years later, so I think it's a little hard to accept that I agree to marry Lei Botian now. If I grow up to marry a wife, I will definitely marry a woman like Mr. Cai, and as for Lei Botian, I may not really have that kind of liking. "Long Tsai just doesn't hate Lei Botian, and he may not have a good impression.

"Whew", Cai Zhonghua heard Long Zai say that he wanted to marry himself when he grew up, and his heart suddenly twitched again. She is also in her twenties this year, although she is as beautiful as a flower, but she has always taken the study of literature and enlightenment as the goal of her lifelong struggle, and she really hasn't considered her personal feelings.

"Teacher Cai, when I grow up, I want to marry you, will you marry me?" Long Tsai let out a sigh of relief when he found Cai Zhonghua, thinking that she was thinking about her promise in ten years, so he wanted to ask Cai Zhonghua what he really thought in his heart. In Long Zai's heart, a woman like Cai Zhonghua is truly perfect, and there is no trace of what makes him feel uncomfortable.

"Silly child, when you grow up, the teacher will be old, it's really naughty!" Cai Zhonghua said: With her qualifications, if she wants to achieve immortality, I'm afraid she won't even be able to see a shadow. Don't talk about her, even the Heavenly Martial King may not be able to successfully break through the Nine Immortal Traces and achieve the position of human immortals.

"Teacher Cai, you won't get old, didn't you say that my 'Two Yi and Four Elephants' is very powerful? I will pass on this set of exercises to you, you can become an immortal, and you will live forever. "Long Zi Zhilu said: As long as this mortal achieves immortal status, he can get rid of life and death, no longer suffer from reincarnation, and his own appearance can also maintain eternal youth.

"Oh, "Liangyi and Four Elephants", I can think about this, if the teacher can really achieve immortality, he will definitely marry you, a little brat. Cai Zhonghua only regarded Longzi as a child, so he casually agreed to it. Besides, Cai Zhonghua really has an idea of exploring "Liangyi and Four Elephants", even if she doesn't have the opportunity to practice herself, as long as she can understand its existence, Cai Zhonghua can also satisfy her love for literature and history.

"It's just that you have to practice my set of exercises, I'm afraid that Mr. Cai, you have to marry me first, otherwise it will be difficult for you to practice!" Long Zai thought that he had achieved a small success through double cultivation with Lian Nimei, and then used ninety-nine eighty-one women to combine yin and yang to achieve great success. If Cai Zhonghua wants to cultivate, he must find someone to cultivate together. If Cai Zhonghua is allowed to practice with other men, Long Tsai will definitely not be willing.

"Yes, you little brat, when did you learn to calculate others? Okay, tell me, if I don't marry you, why can't I learn this "Two Rituals and Four Elephants"?" Cai Zhonghua almost burst out laughing when she heard what Long Zai said. Long Zai's expression looked very serious, as if he really wanted to bargain with himself.

""Liangyi and Four Elephants" is the power of Yin and Yang of Liangyi, plus the power of the Four Elephants Green Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, and Xuanwu, it will be completed. However, in order to learn the power of the four elephants, it is necessary to practice the power of yin and yang of the two instruments. The secret method has a saying: Heaven and earth are infinite, Wuji gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip. As soon as Long Tsai talks about "Two Rituals and Four Elephants", he can talk eloquently. This is because the description in the secret method has long been remembered by Long Zai, as long as he speaks, the words behind him will come out involuntarily.

"Oh, then if I want to learn the power of Yin and Yang of these two instruments, do I have to marry you?" Cai Zhonghua seemed to understand the strangeness when she said "Liang Yi Yin and Yang". It's just that Cai Zhonghua is puzzled: since it can only be practiced with the combination of yin and yang, it is impossible to do this with the eight-year-old body of a dragon boy. Although Cai Zhonghua is not yet married, she is still very clear about the necessary conditions for the love of fish and water between men and women.

"Yes, because I am the body of the dragon and the sun of the Zhiyang, only by marrying me can I carry out the dual cultivation of yin and yang with you, otherwise, otherwise, otherwise, ------" Long Tsai said this, and he was embarrassed to say more. Long Tsai Zhilu said: The reason why he practiced "Liangyi and Four Elephant Strength" was because he already had the dragon and whale power of Liangyi Yin and Yang in his body. Where did the power of this dragon whale come from, it was only through the cultivation of the body of nine nine hundred and eighty-one women that it was achieved.

If Ge Baoju hadn't given them strong medicine at the beginning, I'm afraid that few of these women would be willing to help them practice the "Yin Suckering Dafa". These are also the women who fled home after Long Zai became Dafa, and when they met Long Zai, they acted as if they didn't know her, but after a burst of blush appeared on their faces, they continued to leave with her husband.

When Longzi encounters these problems, he will consult Lian Nimei. Lian Nimei told Long Tsai about some of the woman's chastity thoughts. After hearing this, Long Tsai was not shocked in his heart. When you don't know it, you don't know it, anyway, I didn't know that I was practicing, and I did those things to save their love poison at that time. This is reasonable and reasonable, and Long Tsai does not feel any embarrassment.

"But you're only eight years old, how can you double cultivate with me, you're not yet developed, you're such a little kid, you dare to tease the teacher, it's really bold. Cai Zhonghua originally thought that Long Tsai was just naughty, so she didn't take these things seriously. But Long Tsai said that he wanted to double cultivate with her, which is really ridiculous! Suddenly, Cai Zhonghua took out the majesty of a teacher and scared Long Tsai.

"Teacher Cai, I didn't lie to you, I can really double cultivate with you, don't believe you------。 Long Zai took off his pants as soon as he spoke, and an object that should not be underestimated appeared in front of Cai Zhonghua's eyes.

"You, you, you, put your pants on, or I'm going to be angry. Although Cai Zhonghua has never seen the objects of adult men, she has seen a lot of objects of eight-year-old children. Take this object of Dragon Tsai as an example, it is more than twice the size of a boy of the same age.

Looking at Cai Zhonghua, who was as beautiful as a fairy, Long Tsai actually stood up for his object in front of her. Cai Zhonghua seems to feel that if she wants to swallow this object of Longzai, I am afraid it will be a little difficult! If she really cultivates with Longzai, then her more than 20 years of chastity will become history. After all, Cai Zhonghua does not have the experience of the joy of the fish girl, and is in the midst of youth and beauty, when she sees objects of the opposite sex, she will inadvertently fantasize about Yifan, full of curiosity, and full of desire in her mind, playing a wonderful picture of burning passion.

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