Chapter 113: The Great Aunt Is Here (Part II)

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It wasn't until it was dark outside the house that Diao Xiaosi slowly woke up, and was stunned to find that he had sat cross-legged in mid-air at some point. As the surging True Qi in his body returned to calm, his body slowly fell to the ground.

There was no light in the room, and in the silence, a handful of jade flowers shone in through the hidden window, hazy and infinitely quiet. Evil Moon Zhenren and his little apprentice have long since disappeared, but the Absolute Gold Master Taiwu is sleeping in a coma on the bed, covered with a layer of dirty, crumpled and unwashed thin sheets.

Diao Xiaosi looked at the night outside the window, and realized that he had been meditating and cultivating for more than six hours. But in his impression, it didn't seem to take long at all, it was just a matter of closing his eyes and opening his eyes.

"Quack—" The stomach suddenly screamed, and it seemed extremely harsh in the silence.

Diao Xiaosi was startled, and hurriedly looked at the master of the gold on the bed, lest she wake her up, and then thought that the old thief Ni was now half-dead, and it was a good time to take revenge for injustice.

Thinking of this, Diao Xiaosi heard that there was no abnormal movement outside the house, so he mustered up the courage to approach the bed lightly, and whispered: "Old ...... Thief...... Nee-"

When he called, he stared at Master Jin with both eyes, stood on tiptoe and secretly raised his breath, and once he saw that the situation was not good, he broke the window and fled.

Fortunately, after waiting for a long time, the master never reacted.

Diao Xiaosi let out a long breath, looked at the top of the gold master's too smooth head and suddenly became stubborn, stretched out his hand and touched it. But after all, he was a thief, and as soon as he touched the cold scalp of the gold master, he hurriedly retracted his hand.

Seeing that the old thief still hadn't woken up, Diao Xiaosi raised his eyebrows in his heart, and said hesitantly: "Stinky nun, I'm afraid that no one dares to ask for your virtue, except for the Buddha." Lao Tzu has the virtue of a good life, and he doesn't care about you in general. Otherwise, hehe...... Strip your clothes and parade through the streets of Jiankang City. Well, one or two pieces of silver can be touched, half price for old men and children, and free for beautiful women. ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but touch the scalp of the Absolute Gold Master again, cold and slippery, and became more and more bold, so he simply pinched the old thief's nose with his fingers and twisted it gently, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, good, good-Lao Tzu has another sin." Master, please take me back to Emei to eat and recite the Buddha's face wall to repent!"

Before the words fell, the master of the gold suddenly opened his eyes and shot like lightning to stop Diao Xiaosi's pulse.

Diao Xiaosi couldn't shrink his hand, and suddenly felt a tingle all over his body, and couldn't help but be shocked: "Old thief, let go!"

The Absolute Gold Master snorted too coldly, and said Sen Ran, "What were you doing just now?"

Diao Xiaosi was in a hurry, and suddenly shouted, "Why are you not wearing clothes?!"

The Absolute Gold Master was too startled, Diao Xiaosi took the opportunity to operate the Sixty-four Heluo Star Array, and a burst of star qi burst out and shook the old thief's thin and cold claws, and floated back to the door, seeing her cold eyebrows and stern murderous aura, he hurriedly shouted: "I didn't do it!"

The Absolute Gold Master rolled up the sheet and wrapped his whole body in a "sigh", and after a little thought, he guessed that it was a good deed done by the Evil Moon True Man. But this kid in front of him is really hateful, how can he be allowed to arrogantly and rampantly provoke himself again and again?

She slowly turned around her body, and found that the injuries in her body had stabilized, as long as she didn't work too hard, it would be fine, and she couldn't help but secretly praise the wonderful medical skills of the old madman, but then she thought of being so naked and looked at by a few men, she was ashamed and hateful in her heart, and said coldly: "It was you who threw yourself into the net, and you blamed the poor nun for fighting the sword to eliminate the demon!" habitually reached out to the back of his head, and unintentionally grabbed a void, the Demon Slayer Sword had already been hidden by the Evil Moon True Person.

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly said: "It's Sister Furong who asked me to ask, how do you know that she has two tattoos on her body?"

The Absolute Gold Master was stunned and asked, "Sister Furong?"

Diao Xiaosi nodded, Princess Jincheng's identity could not be easily revealed, so she had to be called so.

The Absolute Gold Master said coldly, "Why didn't she ask herself?"

Diao Xiaosi replied: "She is shy, and I, as an elder brother, can only reluctantly stand up." ”

"Nonsense!" said with a flash in the eyes of the Absolute Gold Master: "When did the concubine have a brother?"

Diao Xiaosi's ears shook and hurt, and he said, "Huh" and said, "How do you know her name?" The more I felt in my heart that the relationship between the old thief and Princess Jincheng was very wonderful.

Master Jue Jin looked at Diao Xiaosi with both eyes and said, "She is my sister's daughter. ”

Diao Xiaosi was taken aback, stared at the face of the golden master for a long time, and asked, "Your sister is very beautiful, right?"

The absolute gold master bowed slightly, and Diao Xiaosi said: "They are all born by a mother, why is the gap between people so big?"

The Absolute Gold Master said in a cold voice: "You dare to ridicule me?"

Diao Xiaosi said confidently: "Why do you believe that you are telling the truth? Don't tell me that the monks don't speak, where is your sister?"

"She's dead. Master Juejin said lightly: "Soon after giving birth to the concubine, she passed away. Only, when will she give birth to you again?"

Diao Xiaosi shouted bad luck and scolded: "You Haba nun, you don't understand even your half-parents!"

The Absolute Gold Master floated up too suddenly, and his eyes looked at Diao Xiaosi calmly: "Who is your father?"

Diao Xiaosi subconsciously leaned against the door panel, secretly pinched a "ghostly talisman" with his left hand, and just waited for the slightest mistake in the situation and ran away.

His mind was spinning, and he said vaguely, "It seems to be ...... Should...... Let's have the surname Yang!"

Master Juejin's face softened slightly, and he sneered: "This poor nun has long known this, why do you need to say it." I'm asking about the name and origin of the concubine's father, if you dare to lie half-heartedly, be careful that there is no place to die!"

Diao Xiaosi observed his words and said, "It's not good, maybe there is also a deep hatred between this old thief and the emperor Lao'er." Do you want to tell her?"

While he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard the Absolute Gold Master say slowly: "I know the Dao, it's the ruthlessness of the Peerless Old Demon Yan, right?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and couldn't help asking, "Why is it a peerless old demon?"

The Absolute Gold Master looked at the expression on Diao Xiaosi's face, and became more and more convinced that his guess was correct, and said hesitantly: "It is rumored that the old demon of the Peerless Domain never accepts apprentices. If the concubine wasn't his biological daughter, how could she cultivate the Blue Sky Warm Jade Divine Skill?"

Diao Xiaosi was noncommittal, and said tentatively: "Mrs. Shi, you ...... Have a grudge against the old demon of the Peerless Realm?"

Master Juejin said: "If he hadn't abandoned the chaos and forcibly took away the concubine, why would my sister have been sad and angry? Buddha blessed, the poor nun has been looking for him for so many years, and today he finally has eyebrows!" The words were chilling to the bone, revealing a deep sense of resentment.

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and thought: "It turns out that Yang Guang has done this. Damn, there are so many beauties hidden in the three palaces and six courtyards at home, and he has to play games outside without the fragrance of wild flowers, looking for excitement and playing amorous, causing Lao Tzu to rub his ass for him. ”

I listened to the Absolute Gold Master Tai said: "It turns out that you are the son of the Peerless Old Demon, very good, very good!"

Diao Xiaosi was taken aback, knowing that the old thief Ni hated Princess Jincheng's biological father to the core, if he recorded this foolish account on his head and put himself to death from now on, how would he live this life?

The Absolute Gold Master's face was like frost, and he said, "Are you his son or not?"

"No!" At the moment of life and death, Diao Xiaosi was determined to completely break with the lies of the past, abandon the fake father and become himself, and said loudly: "What kind of peerless old demon old demon, I don't know it!"

"That's pretty much it. The Absolute Gold Master actually believed it, and sneered slightly: "How can the son of the Peerless Old Demon be a wreck, little rascal?!"

Diao Xiaosi was so angry that his eyes rolled upwards and said: "Monk Jianyong died at the hands of Lao Tzu, according to what you say, wouldn't he be more cowardly and more hooligan? ”

The Absolute Gold Master's eyebrows condensed the killing machine, raised his right palm and said, "Very good, you have more sins." ”

"Is this also counted?" Diao Xiaosi was dumbfounded, seeing that the old thief was about to make a move, he hurriedly shouted: "This thing is not done by Lao Tzu alone, there is a kind of righteous killing of relatives and concubines! Otherwise, it is favoritism and fraud to deceive the Buddha and destroy the ancestors, and after death, he will fall into the hell of Ah Bi and never be exalted!"

The Absolute Gold Master was too stunned, his right palm was fixed, obviously Diao Xiaosi's words hit the key point, making her difficult.

Diao Xiaosi secretly pinched a cold sweat, and when he saw that there was a door, he hit the railway while it was hot: "If you move a single hair of my hair, Lao Tzu will let the concubine not recognize the eldest aunt!"

The Absolute Gold Master couldn't help but hang his hand and snorted coldly, "You dare to threaten the poor nun?"

Diao Xiaosi knew that he had won the bet, and said happily: "People want to face trees and bark, I have to give the old thief a step down." lest she jump off the wall in a hurry. ”

He smiled and said, "You are the concubine's eldest aunt, so naturally you are also my eldest aunt." How can there be any reason in the world for a nephew to threaten his aunt? I would never do such a thing that is contrary to the anger of people and gods. ”

The golden master raised his eyebrows and slowly drooped, looking at Diao Xiaosi coldly, his expression was a little like that of Princess Jincheng.

Diao Xiaosi muttered in his heart, and called out earnestly: "Auntie......"

The Absolute Gold Master Taideng's whole body was cold, and he scolded, "Who is your aunt?"

She was about to teach this scoundrel a lesson, but she was suddenly stunned, only to see Diao Xiaosi looking excited, her eyes were red, and she was secretly raising her hand to wipe her tears with her cuffs, and couldn't help but be stunned: "What are you doing?"

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly said: "No, it's nothing...... I was born with no father and no mother, and once I was so hungry that I couldn't help but sneak into the field and steal a sweet potato, but I was bitten by a wild dog and was covered in wounds, and I lay on the edge of the ditch for three days and three nights, no one asked, no one cared, and I almost died——"

While pretending to wipe away tears, he peeked through his fingers to see the old thief's reaction, and said sadly: "At that time, I wanted my mother to be by my side, even if I fed a sip of water and a steamed bun." Seeing Mrs. Shi today, I, I don't know why Lu Dao felt that you were extraordinarily kind, and I envied the concubine in my heart. Mrs. Shi, since you refuse to be my aunt, then be my godmother!"

When Master Jue Jin first heard it, she thought of Princess Jincheng, and her heart was also sour, and she felt that this scoundrel's nature was not too bad, but it was a pity that she lacked discipline since she was a child and eventually went astray. But when the last sentence came out of Diao Xiaosi's mouth, her Buddhist skills were as deep as iron, and she couldn't help but be stunned: "You, what did you say?"

"Godmother!" Diao Xiaosi suddenly let out a sad voice, and plunged into the arms of Mrs. Jue Jin, hugged her tightly and said with joy and sorrow: "I finally have relatives, and I will no longer be afraid of others scolding me for being a little bastard who has a mother and no mother......

Master Juejin had never encountered such a thing, and she was at a loss and said in shame: "Quick, let go, what kind of system is this!"

Diao Xiaosiquan didn't hear it, he had already recognized a female ghost as his mother, and now he recognized a nun godmother, good things came in pairs, why not?

Just as there was a lot of trouble, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Princess Jincheng Yurong stood outside the house.