When Han Yifan confirmed that the beast was not eyeing the bottom of the passage up, he crawled out with difficulty.

Fortunately, this guardian beast is generally intelligent, as long as the guardian thing is not frequent, they are generally sleeping.

After climbing out of the slate, the two men covered the stone slab and ran down the hill as fast as they could.

Sure enough, before I reached the mountainside, I felt a landslide and crack, and the big guy found out!

But at this time, I don't care about anything about myself!

And at this time, an old guy who had just returned to his nest suddenly shouted, not good!

Then he ran quickly to the back mountain.

"Do you have that kind of place to set up a stall here?" Mi Xiangxiang asked Han Yifan.

"What are you doing? Do you want us to make money by setting up a stall? Han Yifan didn't understand the meaning of Mi Xiangxiang, but he felt that it was impossible at all.

Mi Xiangxiang is obviously confident, just tell Han Yifan, what to sell, how to sell this, he doesn't need to be superactive, he just needs to let everyone pay attention to you!

......

The next day, there was a very strange scene in the most lively area of the street in the ancient city of the town!

I saw that in the bustling street, an old man with plasters on his face, his hair was tightly glued to his scalp as if it was stained with snot, and his hair would reflect as his hair swayed, sitting there cross-legged, with a cloth in front of him, on which three big words were written in bright red paint: "Pain! Pain!

The three words are not small, but the writing is really not of any level, crooked, awkward, fortunately, it can still be recognized as a pain word!

Then there was a bamboo branch next to the strange old man, and a banner hung on it, and four big characters were still written on it with bright red paint: Treat Daddy's Injuries!

Fortunately, these words are still written as normal, not so miserable, and they have reached the level of the fifth grade of primary school!

In today's society, it is really not unusual to set up a stall to sell things, but it is really a little strange to have such a unique shape like this guy in front of him! Such a unique way! Especially when this person is dressed and has a big plaster on his face!

This is almost like the magic stick on TV! Even the magic stick is not so bad! The snot on one end has not been wiped evenly!

The most unacceptable thing is that you are simply and simply! You should at least not make a typo! Treat your father's injuries! It seems that this guy was probably beaten by his own father when he was a child!

For this magical scene, the villagers' nature of watching gossip soon gathered around, which was undoubtedly as attractive as dancing a striptease on the street!

For such an alternative way of setting up stalls, everyone is also gossiping!

This person was naturally dressed up by Han Yifan! This idea came to him when he heard that Mi Xiangxiang made himself attract attention!

Obviously, as Han Yifan, who has volunteered to be a paparazzi since he was a child, how to attract attention and how to create topics is a piece of cake for him!

Although this makes me very uncomfortable! Especially the egg whites at one end, it is uncomfortable to think about!

"Alas, how do you treat bruises?" In fact, this person didn't want to buy it, it really hurt or something!

"Medication!" Han Yifan pretended to be profound, squinted his eyes and said! I originally wanted to brush my beard, but unfortunately it was not the season for corn to ripen, and I didn't find the corn whiskers, and when I touched my chin, I remembered that I didn't prepare a beard, so I had to pretend to touch my chin, and then continued to add, "Please call me master!"

Han Yifan's sentence suddenly made the guys who heard it around laugh, just a guy like you who cheats and cheats and refuses to pay for it is also worthy of being called a master!

"And you, master, where is your medicine?" the man asked, of course, with a forced smile!

"Well, for the sake of your attitude, I'll show you my baby!" Han Yifan pretended to be quite like an old fairy who was pregnant with a baby but was not understood, and deliberately revealed a little mysteriously for everyone to see!

Then in the unbelievable situation of everyone, Han Yifan owed his body and took out a bag of fertilizer from under his buttocks, it turned out that he was sitting under his buttocks! It's just because Han Yifan originally wanted to wear a Taoist robe today, but unfortunately the conditions were limited and the props were insufficient, so he casually found a long gown to make do, so as soon as he sat down, everyone didn't notice that there was something sitting under his buttocks.

As soon as this magic stick took out the fertilizer bag, everyone was even more disappointed! If you are a master, we will recognize you as a dresser, after all, as long as you have real materials! But if they kill them, they don't believe that anyone will put any precious medicinal materials and genius treasures in this fertilizer bag!

"Young man, I'll only show you alone, don't get excited when you see you!

That person was also curious about what kind of medicine this guy was selling in his pocket, so he quickly leaned his head over and opened his eyes wide, trying to see what was inside!

But Han Yifan suddenly opened the pocket in his hand, and then quickly closed it and put it back! Then squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "See!

At this time, everyone did see the man's eyes wide open and surprised, so they also looked at the man for a long time, and kept underestimating in their hearts, could this guy really have something good!

But was the man really shocked? Isn't this Nima? Your bag is open! But the bag is so long and the middle is tightly screwed together, I don't see anything at all!

At this moment, someone suddenly pushed through the crowd and shouted, "What are you doing! Get out of the way!"

As soon as he heard this voice, Han Yifan's heart tightened, and he didn't know if he would be seen if he was dressed up like this!

Because the person who came was the chengguan, and the person who spoke was a small leader, it was Chen Wenkui's old cousin Wu Bo!

This guy usually works in cahoots with Chen Wenkui, but he doesn't do much to lack morality, and he is called King Wu Yan behind everyone's back!

Obviously, these people have also heard of Wu Bo for a long time, so they all obediently let go!

"Hey, old man, who let you set up a stall here?" Wu Bo came to Han Yifan and said, he saw everyone watching here from afar, and he thought that there were outsiders coming to set up a stall to sell bargains, so he had to make a good profit!

Who knew that Lu Dao came over to take a look, damn, it's a mess old man, and you didn't say that you confiscated things or fined anything?

Confiscation of things, don't be funny, just that broken thing, the square cloth in front of you, if you are not mistaken, it was cut after the relief clothes issued by the village a few years ago, as for the flag behind him, the bamboo branch is planted behind almost every house, as for the flag, even worse, it is not fucking, the two big pants are torn and strung together? Look at the cloth strip is a hole worn out, it is estimated that it is at least ten years old!

What do you say you confiscated? Do you confiscate the rags and torn pants and go home as a scarf and handkerchief?

As for the fine, hehe, it's good that this old man doesn't rely on himself, and he probably won't be able to eat, so come over and cheat to eat!

And he also saw the big "Dedicated Daddy Injury" on the banner, and he almost didn't laugh!

For the first time, Wu Bo's conscience found that he didn't smash it, but asked Han Yifan in a serious way, "Alas, old man!

"Please call me Master!" Han Yifan still has that divine expression, causing everyone around him to sweat for him, this King Wu Yan didn't beat you for the first time, you can't tell the form, isn't this looking for excitement?

Although the villagers are vulgar, their conduct is not bad after all, so they are a little worried about this god!

"Treat the injuries of my father, but my mother can't cure them!" Han Yifan said.

"Hahaha, there is such a thing, is there any difference between this father and his mother!" Wu Bo was a little amused!

"Heaven can't be leaked!" Han Yifan shook his head and said.