Chapter 102: Crazy Talk, Crazy Talk, Crazy Monk

Returning to Shaolin Mountain and Shaolin Temple, Hong Jin and Xuzhu's hearts are quite emotional.

Especially Xuzhu, this time he went down the mountain, he had a lot of adventures, but he also violated various precepts.

Hong Jin returned to Shaolin Temple, first went to see Jueyuan, he wanted to be in the temple, listen to the evening drum and morning bell, and live a few days of pure life.

Being able to have a quiet place outside the stormy rivers and lakes to accommodate a dusty heart, Hong Jin is still quite happy in his heart.

Judging from the appearance, Jueyuan has not changed much, but Hong Jin can see that there are more vicissitudes in Jueyuan's eyes.

The world is like a tide, people are like water, no one in the world can remain the same forever, even if the internal strength is as deep as Jueyuan, and the simplicity and kindness are as pure as Jueyuan, it will not be successful.

Seeing Hong Jin return safely, Jueyuan's face showed a heartfelt smile, he didn't ask Hong Jin to soar, as long as he was safe, this was enough.

In the following days, as usual, Hong Jin accompanied Jueyuan to clean the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion every day, and when he was free, he practiced martial arts diligently.

Learning is like sailing against the sea, if you don't advance, you will retreat, and learning martial arts is even more so, there can be no waste in the slightest, after all, Hong Jin still has to go to the unpredictable rivers and lakes.

Xuzhu's days were far less comfortable than Hong Jin's, and as soon as he saw Master Huilun, he couldn't help but cry on the ground: "Master, I broke the vows." ”

"You...... What precepts did you commit?" Hui Lun has always had a lot of love for Xuzhu, and he knew that he was a simple monk who did not understand the affairs of the world, but he did not expect that even such a disciple would break the precepts, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

Xuzhu said with a sad face: "The disciple violated the meat precept and ate fish. ”

"Alas!" Hui Lun was very angry, and he groaned for a long time before he sighed: "You haven't broken your drinking ring, have you?"

Xuzhu lowered his head and looked ashamed: "The disciple not only drank wine, but also got drunk and unconscious. ”

Huilun's face was miserable, and he was about to reprimand Xuzhu, when suddenly a monk walked in and said that Master Xuansheng was looking for him.

"You...... Go to the precept house and receive the precepts yourself. Hui Lun said with a disappointed look on his face and followed the monk away.

Xuzhu had no choice but to come to the precept institute on his own to receive the punishment in the temple.

The monk who is responsible for managing the punishment of the lower generation such as Xuzhu is a white and fat monk, full of fierce and murderous face, and has always been used to being powerful and blessed.

Without waiting for Xuzhu to speak, Yuangen snorted coldly: "Seeing that you are full of oil, you must have broken the meat ring, right?"

Xuzhu lowered his head and said ashamedly: "Senior brother Mingjian, I did eat fish, and more than once. ”

Yuan Gen couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, since he entered the temple, he had never tasted meat, he didn't expect this ugly-looking monk to be able to live happily with big fish and meat, it was really unreasonable.

"When you're full, you definitely want to drink, you say, have you ever committed a drinking precept?" said Yuanne, licking his lips by the way.

Xuzhu was even more ashamed: "Tell my senior brother, not only did I drink, but I also got drunk, and I didn't save it until the next day, and I also delayed a major event." ”

Yuan Gen thought of the sweetness of the wine, and there was a burst of evil fire in his heart: "Drinking and making mistakes, Xuzhu, who gave you such courage? I'm afraid that if you get drunk, you will think about women, at least seven or eight times, yes or no?"

Xu Zhu's face was sad: "Not only do I think, when I woke up after drinking, I found that there were four identical beautiful girls surrounding me, untying my clothes, I couldn't figure out, did I go to heaven or hell?"

Yuan Gen almost envied Xuzhu to death, his teeth itched, and he said hatefully: "Then have you committed a sexual precept with them?"

Xuzhu hurriedly waved his hand: "The color ring is a crime, but it is not with them, but with another woman." It was a dream-like feeling, alas! I don't know who Lu Dao is, but it must be a beautiful woman anyway, because ...... Because her skin is as smooth as satin, and the fragrance on her body is like a ...... orchid."

Yuan Gen almost fainted on the spot, and regretted in his heart, it was not him who accompanied the ancestor of Xuan Nan to go out together, if there was such an encounter as Xuzhu, even if he received a big punishment, he would admit it.

In order to be sure, Yuangen decided to be more careful, so he asked, "Xuzhu, have you ever injured someone?"

Xuzhu replied honestly: "Not only did I hurt people, but I also killed people, and there was more than one." ”

Yuan Gen was startled, hurriedly took a step back, and said with a smile: "It turns out that your martial arts are so good?"

Xuzhu shook his head: "We monks, alas, martial arts are just the end, and now my Shaolin kung fu has been turned into nothing left, so I can only practice it from scratch." ”

"Ha Luha, it turns out that you have no martial arts, and you still dare to be so arrogant, now that the elders are not here, you should go to the wall in the courtyard and kneel first. ”

Xuzhu nodded, walked honestly to the courtyard, and knelt down facing the yellow wall.

This kneeling is a moment, Xuzhu is sincerely repentant, not bitter at all, but feels more stable in his heart.

After going out to run errands, Yuangen saw Xuzhu still kneeling under the wall, thinking of his encounter, he couldn't help but get angry the more he thought about it, grabbed the thick rattan, and walked towards Xuzhu.

"Hey, Xuzhu, your sins are too heavy, I'll hit you a few times first to alleviate your sins. Yuangen shouted loudly, mustered up all his strength, and whipped it towards the void bamboo.

It is also said that Yuangen is lucky, when he beats someone, he said hello in advance, otherwise, Xuzhu's strength will come back, and he will definitely be knocked down, and maybe his internal organs will be injured.

Bang Bang Bang!

The edge root was pumped a few times, and the void bamboo was so broken that it was bleeding, and even the thick rattan was broken.

“...... If you slander and envy it. Seeing the Buddha's words is wrong, seeing the evil words are yes. See what is right and what is not right, see what is not right. If you have done evil deeds, you may ask the Buddhas of the ten directions to repent of your mistakes......"

Xuzhu recited the "Buddha Said Sariputta Repentance Sutra", he was single-minded to alleviate his sins, and all his internal forces were restrained by him, and he did not scatter a single star.

Yuangen was tired from fighting, and told Xuzhu to continue kneeling and go back to rest by himself.

The sun was gradually turning west, and Xuzhu was reciting the scriptures, when he suddenly saw Yuangen running very embarrassed, with a frightened face.

"Senior Brother Yuangen, why are you running in such a hurry, is there still a wolf in the temple?" asked Xuzhu with a curious expression.

Yuangen had obvious scars on his face and body, and he stopped in front of Xuzhu, still grinning his teeth.

"Wolves? But it's ten thousand times scarier than a wolf. Yuangen's legs suddenly weakened, and he knelt down in front of Xuzhu, with a pleading look: "Senior brother, I beg you to be merciful, and you must forgive me as a bastard." ”

"Forgive you, why should I forgive you, you didn't do anything wrong?"

Yuangen cried and mourned, suddenly raised his hand, and slapped himself more than a dozen times, all of which were genuine, and the sides of his cheeks were swollen high.

"If you don't forgive me, I ...... I can't live anymore. "Yuangen is pitiful and authentic, because his mouth is swollen, he is a little slurred.

Xuzhu shook his head helplessly: "Since you want me to forgive you, then I will forgive you, but I really feel that you didn't do anything wrong at all." ”

Yuangen walked in front of Xuzhu and wanted to pull him up, but Xuzhu's body was like a root, motionless, and only held Yuangen's face red.

"Senior Brother Xuzhu, hurry up, the ground is so dirty, it's not a place for your golden body to kneel at all. Yuangen's face was full of flattering expressions.

Xuzhu is really puzzled, kneeling is also the root of the origin of kneeling, and now he is running over and begging him to get up, is it true that people's mouths are really two skins, what is positive and negative, can you say?

Yuangen picked up Xuzhu, bent down, and helped Xuzhu carefully flick off the dust on his body, from beginning to end, his face was the same flattering smile.

Seeing that Yuangen's body was crooked, and he was about to stand unsteadily, Xuzhu frowned, stood up on his own, and gently pushed Yuangen away.

"Senior Brother Xuzhu, the food in the temple is really too light, do you want me to try to get you some meat?"

Xuzhu was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly exclaimed: "Shaolin Temple is a pure place for Buddhism, how can you eat meat?"

Yuan Gen was full of contempt in his heart, but he said: "It turns out that my junior brother doesn't want to eat meat, so I will personally go down the mountain and buy you some good wine." ”

"Drinking here, Senior Brother Yuangen, are you crazy?" Xuzhu looked at Yuangen repeatedly as if he didn't know him, and looked at him straight hair.

Yuan Gen peeked at Xuzhu's face, and when he saw his face, he couldn't guess whether he was talking right or back.

After thinking about it, Yuan Gen showed a look of sudden realization: "It turns out that the junior brother wants to be merry and happy, there is no problem at all, if the uncles and uncles ask, I will definitely cover it up." ”

The more Xu Zhu listened, the more angry he became, and he snorted angrily: "I don't even know what to do, what do you want to do nonsense?"

Yuangen's face showed an extremely helpless look, and he sighed faintly: "It turns out that the junior brother is thinking about women, this ...... It's a bit of a trick. ”

As soon as he mentioned the woman, Xuzhu immediately remembered Meng Gu, and couldn't help but say with a little shame on the ground: "You...... How do you know the way?"

After asking for a long time, Yuangen showed a look of sudden realization at this point, he gritted his teeth, and looked extremely embarrassed: "There is a small red apricot in the red apricot courtyard under the mountain, which is one of the top brands, but the price is expensive, I am shy in my pocket, and I am afraid for a while...... I'm afraid I won't be able to scrape together so much money. ”

Xuzhu was really angry, and couldn't help but scold: "What little red apricot and small spring peach, as monks, we are too late to chant the Buddha, but you only think about looking for flowers and asking willows, in the precept courtyard, are you ashamed?"

Yuan Gen was almost mad by Xuzhu, and secretly scolded him for being unreasonable, it was simply unreasonable, and the flattering smile on his face never disappeared.

Seeing Yuangen smiling with a face, he served Xuzhu and entered the precept courtyard, and several monks in the courtyard were all confused.

In my memory, only when I met my predecessors, Yuangen would be so low-voiced, what kind of person is Xuzhu, how can he enjoy such noble treatment?

Dealing with several monks under his command, Yuan Gen was naturally not so polite, his face sank, his eyebrows were raised, and he scolded angrily: "What are you still doing in a daze, quickly tidy up a banquet on the table, and entertain Senior Brother Xuzhu." ”

Xuzhu was stunned, Yuangen kept shouting from his junior brother, when will he become a senior brother again.

Seeing that Yuangen was angry, several monks under him did not dare to slack off in the slightest, and hurriedly went away, and after a while, they cleaned up a good vegetarian meal on the table.

Even though there is only cabbage tofu, it is also fragrant, and when people smell it, they can't help but move their index fingers and salivate.

Xuzhu hadn't eaten for half a day, and he was already hungry, so he was a little polite and hurriedly ate to his heart's content.

Yuangen bowed his head and bowed, waiting with all his heart on the side, and was stunned by several monks under Yuangen, who couldn't believe the facts they saw in front of them.