Chapter 424: Immortals Can't Do It (Part I)

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The heavens and the earth roared, and the earth shook the mountains.

The black dragon-like column of water soared upwards towards the clouds, until everyone was surprised to think that it would poke a hole in the sky, but it was incredibly like a jar of overturned ink that melted into the sky and spread out at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if using the sky as paper to paint a rich and colorful freehand landscape.

Orchid, Suluo, Shiso, Shui Rousong, Gongcheng Qingyang, Ye Duo...... Everyone was stunned, thinking of the prophecy at the end of the Psalm, and wondering what they were thinking at the moment.

In a moment, the full pool of water became dry, revealing the deep bottom of the pool thousands of feet below.

The majestic six-sided tower collapsed, and a thick dark red mist rose from it, which gradually turned into a dark black fog rolling in.

"Boom!" a thunderclap sounded in the sky, and torrential rain fell from the sky.

People are amazed to find that in the Valley of Eternal Rest, the dead trees sprout green in spring, and the flowers bloom and birds fly...... The poor mountains and bad waters have changed the world, like a fairyland of red dust.

Shui Rousong reached out in disbelief to catch the crystal clear black raindrops, felt a trace of vitality seeping into his fingertips, and said softly: "There is a long time, the garden of the sun and the moon that never sleeps, the treasure tree ceiling, the Qionglou Yuyu......"

"It's the ancestral spirit manifestation of Yizhi against the Buddha!" "Gongcheng Qingyang was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and shouted loudly.

In an instant, whether it was the clansmen of the Heitan tribe or the surviving captives of the other three tribes, they all wept and prayed devoutly in the direction of Heishuitan.

Elle and the others quietly stepped aside, and their hearts were also surprised and inexplicable, Zi Su asked worriedly, "Xiao Si will be fine, right?"

Sun Simiao shook his head and said firmly: "That kid can't die, he should come out in a while." ”

Before the heavy rain stopped, a brilliant rainbow appeared over the Valley of Eternal Rest.

I don't know when the black fog that envelops the canyon all year round quietly dissipates, and the bright and unfamiliar sunlight shines down through the dense foliage, with a wisp of autumn coolness.

A burst of unruly laughter suddenly sounded on the black pool, like thunder rumbling and stirring the eardrums.

Everyone looked at it in amazement, and saw a middle-aged man with a huge body as a mountain, naked body, a rough appearance, and a wild expression, grabbing a person like an eagle and a chicken in his hand, and stepping on the rolling black clouds from the end of the falling Hongqiao.

"That would be...... Yi Zhi is still alive!" Concubine Li Shuang screamed in shock, her face full of unconcealed horror.

"I'll roast you whole sheep!" The middle-aged man stood high on the Hongqiao like a demon god overlooking all living beings, the long black hair on the back of his head flew wantonly, and he laughed and said, "Lao Tzu is just looking for a place to take a nap!"

Diao Xiaosi, who was held by the collar, muttered in a low voice: "You have been napping long enough." ”

Yi Zhi said disapprovingly: "The immortals have dreamed of the world for thousands of years, don't you understand?"

Diao Xiaosi said dissatisfiedly: "You are very rude to talk to the life-saving benefactor like this, do you understand? Even if you want to cross the river and tear down the bridge, don't forget that we just worshipped!"

"Helper, please benefactor?" Seeing that the faces of everyone under his feet instantly changed from worship to astonishment, Yi Zhi's fat black face became a little unnatural, and he raised his hand to slap this guy who was talking nonsense.

Diao Xiaosi tried his best to raise his head, shook his finger at him and said, "Don't ask for the same way of living, but ask for the same way of dying - you come!"

Yi Zhi was stunned, and said angrily: "The first wish is to worship the master, and the second wish is to pull out the bastard boy in your body...... Tell me, what's the third wish?!"

"Needless to say, let all the beauties in the world, from fourteen to forty, all hopelessly fall in love with me, obsessively and unrepentantly......"

"Bang!" Yi Zhi rebellious Shi Du almost slipped on the rainbow with one foot, and said angrily: "You are pimping when you are grandpa?"

Diao Xiaosi said in surprise: "You are a scattered immortal, and you are a second-rate son who has just survived the catastrophe of death and life......

"It's immortal and immortal!" "Yi Zhi reverses the release of the governor's halberd and roared angrily: "How many times have I told you, that's not called a second-rate son, it's called a second-rate rotor-second turn scattered immortal, do you understand?!"

"It's useless to understand!" Diao Xiaosi covered his ears and protested: "You still can't make all the beauties fall in love with me, right?"

Yi Zhi was stunned for a moment, and said depressedly: "Can't." ”

"So, there are things that Sanxian can't do, it's not a shame. Diao Xiaosi patted Yizhi Shi Du's shoulder and said, "When you can do it, come back to Lao Tzu." ”

Yi Zhi looked at Diao Xiaosi viciously, and the black breath that erupted from his nose was like lightning and thunder, and he tried his best to suppress his voice and said, "Change one, you make another wish." ”

Diao Xiaosi refused without hesitation: "My mind is like Mount Tai, my ambition is like a rock, if you are a man, you can't be half-hearted!"

Yi Zhi raised his hand and picked up the mace that had changed back to its normal shape, and shouted like thunder: "Do you change it or not?!"

Tulip exclaimed: "Oops, this kid died in order to make a beautiful woman?"

Murong Xiaobai sighed and said, "Little Four, he is clearly the rhythm of death." ”

Elleder whispered, "He didn't want to die, that's why he did this." ”

Su Luo was stunned for a moment, and sighed softly: "It's really embarrassing for him." ”

The others were speechless, and watched with concern as Yi Zhi reversed Shi Du brandished his mace and continued to threaten Diao Xiaosi.

Only Feng Wuyi looked at the excitement with a relaxed face while cheering for Diao Xiaosi, I wish this kid was tougher, it was best to let Yizhi reverse Shidu's mace be more violent, and even the old rival hiding in the belt of the dragon was also suppressed, then he would be reincarnated as a human as he wished.

Seeing Diao Xiaosi straightening his chest and waist crossed, he said awe-inspiringly: "If you don't soak in beauty, you'd rather die!"

"I'm angry, too!" Yi Zhi picked up his mace and smashed it on the top of Diao Xiaosi's head.

Diao Xiaosi's eyes were closed, and he shouted at Zisu below: "Good wife, remember to burn me more paper money today next year, I heard that the prices below are soaring, and the expenses are very largeβ€”β€”"

The words were finished, but the head was still there, but the void behind the sound of "bang" was smashed open by a mace.

Yi Zhi's huge body was like an angry bull crushing over Diao Xiaosi, and he rushed into the hole without looking back and shouted: "I'll soak your mutton mama, I'll pull your balls, I'll make you roast whole sheep-"

Until the void was re-healed, the deafening howl rumbled and reverberated between heaven and earth.

Hundreds of Guardians of the Holy Sepulchre, as if in a dream, lay on the ground and chanted hymns so excitedly that they almost fainted, unaware that they had left them and run away alone.

Su Luo and the others were ecstatic, running towards Diao Xiaosi, who was dancing and falling from the sky.

Li Yifeng said distressed as he ran: "It's messed up, he just worshipped Yizhi and Shi Du, and he also accepted the Yuan Shen of my old man, and he also worshipped me earlier...... So what is the relationship between me and my dad now?"

Tang Zi smiled and said: "That's not simple, you are now your own grandfather!"

"Bang!" Concubine Li Shuang kicked Tang Zi away, and said with her eyebrows upside down: "Get out of here, what a mess!"

Over there, Elleder released a fire phoenix, caught Diao Xiaosi steadily, and landed on a lawn.

Su Luo was the first to arrive, and a pair of eyes as deep as the sea stared at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Master Diao, can you really rescue Daimo this time?"

Diao Xiaosi slid to the ground along the back feather of the fire phoenix in shock, and said angrily: "I don't know if Lu Dao will definitely be able to be rescued, but that guy refuses to pay the rent, and he also grabs land with Lao Tzu with a dead face, and no one can stand it." By the way, he owes me a lot of rent, how are you going to pay it back?"

The corners of Su Luo's lips escaped a smile of infinite joy, and he said word by word: "With me Huang Ting alone, I will never give up when I go to the soup and fight the fire!"

Concubine Li Shuangfei caught up and asked in surprise: "Boy, can my eldest brother really be a man again?"

Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes and didn't have time to answer, Zisu Pear Blossom took the rain and ignored Sun Simiao's blue face, threw herself into his arms and said, "Bad Xiaosi, I hate you!"

Tulips also rushed over, Diao Xiaosi just hugged Shisu, the proprietress couldn't help but open her arms and grab Diao Xiaosi's neck first, kissed the kid on the cheek and said: "Little thing, my aunt loves you to death!"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and hurriedly looked at Murong Xiaobai innocently and said, "It's her who is rubbing Lao Tzu's oil and water." ”

Murong Xiaobai smiled generously and said, "It's okay, you also let me rub it, and that's it!"

"I'll you!" Diao Xiaosi desperately broke out of the encirclement and pushed the tulips far away.

At this time, Gao Shansong also arrived, and asked anxiously: "Childe, is that old woman dead?"

"Maybe it's still down there, can you go and see if she comes up?"

As he spoke, he saw Princess Yicheng escape from the black pool with her legs straight like a zombie, and when she saw Diao Xiaosi and the others looking at her not far away, she immediately turned around and ran.

Gao Shan Song and Bai Yupiao didn't say a word, and chased after them.

Sun Simiao stepped forward, looked at Diao Xiaosi's chin and said, "Good complexion, let me draw two tubes of blood later." ”

"Mr. Sun...... Divine doctor, you are also a person who saves lives and helps the wounded, why do you develop a habit of drinking human blood when you are old?"

Zi Su pinched the meat on Diao Xiaosi's waist and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, grandpa is going to refine the pill, and there are still a few medicinal herbs missing." Well, who just said that you want to soak all the beauties in the world?"

"Where are the two tubes enough, donating blood is everyone's obligation, grandpa wants to use it, just take it!"

Zi Su smiled like a hibiscus, and quietly pinched his ribs with both hands, and twisted it twice.

Diao Xiaosi was buried in the fragrant hair of Perilla, thinking of Wan'er who was far away in Penglai and the princess Xiao Niangpi who was bent on revenge, the two women launched a ruthless effort and did not lose to Zisu, only to find that hugging left and right is really not a life that ordinary people can live.

Fortunately, there is also a gentle, lovely, obedient, and understanding bed-warming sister by her side, Ya Lauder fell behind the worst of all people, and when everyone finished speaking, she smiled and said: "Brother, I heard that you and Ye Duo are newly married, I wonder if you intend to stay in the Holy Realm?"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but look towards the crowd of the Heitan tribe, and at a glance he saw Ye Duo's big light-colored eyes refracting fiery light, and the dark skin covered with magic patterns all over his body seemed to be cheering every inch of it, and the tall figure seemed to be more majestic than ever, and suddenly he groaned: "Brother Yi, come back quickly, I'd rather die under your mace than die in this woman's ditchβ€”β€”"