Chapter 212: The Wine Table Teases

[Actor's name: Zhu Xuanlong, read: Zhu Yilong.] 燡: for "fire"]

Everyone gathered around the table to eat and drink, and Daoist Chen continued to tell what happened to Lin Zhijun.

Daoist Chen Daoist took another sip of brandy, and then continued: "Ye Zhimeng also said to Lin Desheng that without Lin Zhijun, there would be no Ye Zhimeng, but when they rescued Lin Zhijun, they saved me by mistake, so it was Ye Zhimeng who died, and I am Lin Zhijun." Whether you Lin Desheng recognize me as a daughter or not, I will always be called Lin Zhijun. Oh, this remark immediately moved Lin Desheng and Deng Lingling. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded! Song Yue Yuhong said excitedly: "It's so touching!"

Gongzi Cheng sighed and said: "This girl is so smart! This matter has been handled very wonderfully, and she can't find a single loophole, it's really impeccable! Even I was moved." ”

Meng Zidie praised: "Don't say it, Lin Zhijun's behavior is a material for doing business. It would be a waste for her to follow us and cross everywhere. Think about it, any girl is favored by Zhu Xianlong, and this woman doesn't even know what to do. That Liu Qingyu is an example, jealous, lawless, and frenzied, and died under the spears of the aborigines. ”

Zhu Xuanlong blushed and said, "It's all my fault that I spoil her too much." Usually she looks very well-behaved, but how can she become a demon who kills people without blinking, it's incredible. ”

Daoist Chen Daoist said thoughtfully: "Alas, I know why, her deterioration is related to you. I, a Taoist priest, actually have a responsibility, and today, I want to tell you all about what I, a monk, want to do with all of you. But. You can't guess until you say it. Tell me about it. What am I for?"

Gongzi Cheng said without thinking: "The Taoist priest is really boring to make a mystery. It's not easy, aren't you just following us to cheat and cheat, aren't you? But it doesn't matter, everyone is rich, and we don't care how long you follow us. ”

Chen Daodao said angrily: "Stinky boy, you are talking nonsense!"

Songyue Yuhong said: "Gongzicheng, what are you talking nonsense? Daoist Chen Daoist is because he is too lonely in the temple, he wants to come out to relieve his boredom. Some time ago, I heard that he had a hot fight with the old woman of Alishan. What else do you say, that is to learn from them how to heal people. Also, he ate the northern bread that the little girl had eaten a few days ago, and there were still little girl's teeth marks on it. This is what Daoist Chen Daoist told me personally. It seems that Gongzicheng is right. ”

Daoist Chen slammed the table, and he said loudly, "I haven't eaten for three days. Don't you want to think about what to do if the monks have no money? Should I steal and rob it? At that time, Lin Zhijun, Lin Desheng, and Deng Lingling went to Hawaii for vacation, and Huang Heng, Chai Na, and Ah Chun went to Thailand. I want to come to Sydney to meet you, and the bank card Zhu Xuanlong gave me a year ago was only enough to buy my plane ticket, so I was hungry for several days. Seeing that I was almost hungry, Xuelian took out half of the dough she had bitten in, and said that she would suppress her hunger first and then go to the restaurant to eat together. ”

Zhu Xuanlong laughed and said, "It's nothing, Snow Lotus eats because she loves to leave tooth marks." It's her habit. Once, I also ate a pizza that she had bitten in. ”

Everyone laughed!

Zhu Xuanlong waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet. Then he said, "If you want to say, what is the purpose of Daoist Chen Daodao being with us? I think he wants to make a fool of himself. Alas, this is mainly because his Taoism is not deep, and those senior and respected Taoist priests and heavenly masters ignore him, so he is very helpless to follow us. Think about it, no matter how bad his deeds are, at least he can fool us. Actually, I could already see what was on his mind, anyway, I just turned a blind eye. ”

Daoist Chen Daodao's face flushed, and he said angrily: "I'm really angry! Okay, okay! After I ask the question, I will leave you immediately, and I will disappear, right? Mengzi Butterfly, tell me, why do I want to join everyone?"

Mengzi Die knew that everyone was teasing Chen Daoist Daoist, anyway, he was happy today, so he simply teased him, so he said: "If you want Brother Daoist to follow us, I think it's to grab credit." Let's think about it, if the thousand-year-old phoenix sword arrives in hand, and then the dragon and phoenix magic weapon sword is recombined in Mount Tai to set up an altar, so that the world is peaceful. At that time, the Taoist priests from all over the world gathered together, practiced, and stepped on the road. After the Dharma service is completed, their monks will never think that Zhu Xuanlong has much ability, they will only admire you, the only Taoist priest of Chen Daoist who has cultivated as a monk in our group! You don't need to say a word, this merit will be easily snatched away, and then our group of people will be nothing. Daoist Chen Daodao, am I right?"

After hearing this, Daoist Chen Daoist was so angry that he said angrily: "Mengzi Butterfly, I have always had a good impression of you, and today you are also with them, it is really bloody! I'm leaving, I won't compete with you anymore." ”

After saying that, Daoist Chen Zhidao rushed downstairs, Zhu Xianlong, Mengzi Die, Gongzicheng and Songyue Yuhong felt that the joke was too big, and everyone hurriedly flew downstairs from the railing of the aisle, and quickly grabbed Daoist Chen Daodao. Gongzi Chengdao: "Chen Zhidao, just kidding, don't you take it seriously? I'm the beginning, aren't we boring and boring." ”

Meng Zidie also explained: "Originally, I wasn't joking, Gongzicheng and Zhu Xianlong gave me a look, I want to drink and make trouble." Okay, the Taoist brother is really sorry!"

Song Yue Yuhong pulled the gray beard of Daoist Chen Daoist and said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, what else do you want? Come into the building, we still want to hear what you are following us for? If you don't make it clear, I'll pull your beard and won't let go." ”

Daoist Chen Zhidao was really hurt by Songyue Yuhong's beard, so he hurriedly said: "Who said I was leaving, where can I go if I have no money in my hands." Let go!"

Everyone felt that it was better to push and shove him upstairs, so everyone lifted Daoist Chen Zhidao up to the dining table on the second floor, and then everyone sat down again. Daoist Chen Daoist said to Songyue Yuhong: "I just wanted to bite your hand that pulled my beard, but your hand was white and tender. I'm telling you, don't follow the example of your son in the future. You used to respect me, and that was an example for all to see. ”

Daoist Chen Daoist said to Mengzi Butterfly again: "And you." Dream butterfly. How did you become so bad? Sarcasm and ridicule are so ruthless. I think. Bai Shuchan's deterioration is inseparable from a few of you. ”

Songyue Yuhong said: "Brother Daoist, no one can stop people from becoming bad, or what are you following us for?"

Daoist Chen Zhidao looked at Zhu Xuanlong and said: "I was ordered by my current master, Yongzhen Heavenly Master, to help Zhu Xuanlong, and when I found the thousand-year-old phoenix sword, I had to recite a "True Mantra", that is to say, after reciting the "Original True Mantra", the thousand-year-old phoenix magic weapon sword could be resurrected, just like reopening the light." ”

Everyone was silent when they heard this, and at the same time motioned for him to continue. Songyue Yuhong poured a glass of brandy wine for Daoist Chen Zhidao and said, "Take a sip of brandy wine before continuing." ”

Daoist Chen Zhidao nodded, "Next words." Don't you be unhappy when you hear this? Yongzhen Heavenly Master calculated that Zhu Xuanlong is the star of Tianhao, and he is the reverse star of the spiritual calamity, and the man with this kind of constellation is handsome and chic, and if he is a woman, he will be as beautiful as jade. ”

Mengzidie listened attentively, and when she heard that she was the opposite sex, she hurriedly asked: "How did you find out that he was the opposite sex? Can there be any talisman or spell to solve this?"

Daoist Chen Daoist nodded and said, "Mengzi Butterfly, you got the point." In fact. Every seven days, I have to quietly recite the "Zhiqing Sutra" for Zhu Xuanlong and the girls who deal with Zhu Xuanlong, as long as I recite the "Zhiqing Sutra", then basically there is no trouble. Reciting this scripture is useless without thirty years of practice. ”

Zhu Xianlong didn't understand the mystery, so he asked, "Chen Zhidao, can you give an example of my rejection of the opposite sex? Who died at my hands?"

Daoist Chen Daoist recalled for a moment, and then said: "Before you traveled through time and space, your first love Huanyu was an example, she had already passed away; in Egypt in Africa, your hero saved the beauty of Liu Shujing, she had already passed away; your confidante Bunaida Imida passed away; Shangguan Ying was burned all over her body and almost died; the little nun Kuyin wanted to go with you to cross and fight in the nunnery, and finally died under the bloody palm of the psychic master; there are too many examples to mention. ”

After taking a sip of brandy, Daoist Chen said, "And Liu Qingyu, who is like a murderer, isn't it for you that she would be so violent? Aisha Znisjie was sued when she returned home for giving you a carved camel tooth, and her family beat her up and almost crippled her, but fortunately you walked quickly, and there was not enough evidence on the other side, so the matter was settled. ”

Zhu Xuanlong said suspiciously: "All of this counts? Oops! I just suddenly realized it now." Also, there are really a lot of people of the opposite sex who have died in contact with me, and the reasons for chasing them are all related to me. It seems that I am going to wash away my debts, and my sins are too heavy. ”

Daoist Chen Daoist sighed and said, "Alas, I would have mentioned you earlier to my master, Yongzhen Heavenly Master. Generally speaking, I will recite the Sutra more in the future. ”

Mengzidie joked: "It seems that I want to stay away from Brother Xuanlong, I almost died last time because of Liu Qingyu." It's really mysterious in retrospect, but I'm always wondering now, wondering why I always want to get closer to Brother Xuanlong? Every time Shangguan Ying drives him out, Brother Xuanlong always comes to me to complain, and I, enlighten him all day long, but now I put my feelings into it, I feel sorry for Shangguan Ying, I'm too conflicted. ”

Daoist Chen Daoist comforted: "Mengzi Butterfly, don't blame yourself, Shangguan Ying won't blame you, otherwise, she won't let her take care of her when she is in Sydney." ”

Gongzicheng sighed and said: "Alas, Shangguan Ying has completely changed into a person, the seed of love in her heart has mutated, although she has love in her heart, but she has no conditions for love, so she doesn't dare to love someone." I said that the matter has come to this point, and the cruelty is cruel! I saw that the dragon was all right with the dreamy butterfly? That day, by the sea in Lae, I found that you were a good match. At that time, Matsuki Yuhong and I really wanted to talk about it. Actually, Mengzidie likes you, and you like her too. ”

Songyue Yuhong also said: "Shangguan Ying actually told me a long time ago that she loves Brother Xuanlong very much, and she feels too terrifying after her image is burned. I decided that I would never see him again. She also said that she had talked to Uzene Ahmer and asked her to be the wife of Brother Xuanlong. As a result, Uzeni-Ahmer did not agree. Now, I want to say, Brother Xuanlong is in love with Mengzi Butterfly, right?"

As they spoke, the door opened, and everyone looked back to see that Master Kuru and Jomoa had arrived. As for Zhu Xuanlong's girlfriend or future wife, I don't want to intervene, and the monks don't talk nonsense. According to the "Records of Past Lives" and "Shao Zi Shenshu", the first marriage of a person may have a fixed number. The truth will come out over time. I have no right to interfere with who the dragon chooses. I just want to say that taking the wrong step can ruin a lifetime. Liu Shujing is an example, and Shangguan Ying is also an example. Okay, I'm up to the point. (To be continued......)