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Conceived in October and delivered in one day.

This sentence is dead, the old man has not taught Diao Xiaosi. But Diao Xiaosi has always thought that this is a universal truth, just like the sun rises in the east and sets in the west every day, even if it is windy and rainy.

However, I don't know what day it began, Diao Xiaosi gradually became suspicious of this truth until he completely disbelieved it.

He began to believe that the legend of Nezha was true, and he only hoped that when the time came, the meat ball that rolled out of Princess Jincheng's belly would not also be a ball of meat that would shine.

Since Princess Jincheng gave him a surprise in the hot spring, Diao Xiaosi would carve an imprint on the rock wall of the cave where he lived every day with a short knife to count the days in the mountain.

Unconsciously, as Princess Jincheng's body became more and more plump, the rock wall was also carved with knife marks. So much so that Diao Xiaosi had to count from beginning to end from time to time, so as not to miscalculate the days.

On this day, when Diao Xiaosi carved the 961st knife mark on the rock wall, he couldn't help but burst into tears again-Damn, when are you willing to come out?

Many times, Diao Xiaosi had the idea of tying up the crazy old man or Sun Qianjin, but when he thought of the various possibilities that followed, he had to give up.

Although one is a cheap uncle with a suspicious background, and the other is a grandfather who has not yet turned into a regular member, most of them are willing to help with such a small favor, and at most it will only cost a little room fee.

But who can guarantee that no one in the circle will spy on or follow these two people? As soon as he shows up, there may be swarms of flies that pounce on him and bombard them wildly!

In the same way, Shiso Villa and Willow Garden can't go back at the moment, even if they sneak back quietly to take a look, it's a very risky thing. If Princess Jincheng wasn't pregnant, it would naturally be a different matter, but now he was afraid that she would accidentally slip and move the fetus even when she was walking.

Sometimes Diao Xiaosi really felt that Princess Jincheng did not carry a ball of bone and blood in her stomach, but hung a big stone on her neck.

For more than two years, he has been by Princess Jincheng's side, taking care of her almost constantly.

It is said that pregnant women's emotions are particularly strange, and Diao Xiaosi is fortunate to see and feel it with his own eyes this time.

One moment he said that if it was too cold in the cave, he would frostbite the baby in his belly, and the next moment he said that if the fire burned too hot, it would heat his son.

Yesterday he was still holding a jar full of sour plums and eating with relish, and today he was urging him to find chili peppers.

On this cold day, the birds and beasts are extinct, where can I find chili peppers? Just those sour plums were stolen from the orchard of Yaotai Palace with great effort, could it be that Lao Tzu had to enter the palace for the second time to become a chili pepper?

What kind of place is Kunlun Yaotai Palace? In the past two years, it has almost become the back garden of the Diao family. What you eat, wear, and wear, all come from the inside, and it's still the kind that doesn't cost money and doesn't even bother to play white strips.

The old bull's nose of the empty moon guaranteed that he never dreamed that when he and thousands of disciples of the righteous path sect searched for him and Princess Jincheng in the world, the two of them actually lived a life of peach blossom paradise under the nose of Yaotai Palace, and they were pregnant with their son.

- It must be a son, and the name has been thought of.

Although there is a big disagreement between the two on the matter of naming their son, Diao Xiaosi has made up his mind, even if he is facing the wind, frost, sword, fire, sea oil pot, he has to go home and be the master.

But whether it is better for his son to call Diao Desheng or Diao Dezhong, Diao Xiaosi has not yet made up his mind.

Fortunately, he already has a nickname, so he is called "baby", or in the future, his big name will naturally be called Diao Xiaobao?

Diao Xiaosi pondered and struggled with his thoughts, and at the same time took the Youquan short knife back into the belt of the dragon.

When he turned around, he saw Princess Jincheng lazily leaning on the couch and concentrating on sewing cotton clothes for her unborn precious son. This "Wolong Wenyu Couch" was brought out by him from the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum, but he didn't enjoy it for a day, so he paid tribute directly to his wife.

Princess Jincheng's female red skills are not bad, although they can't be compared with her skills of dancing knives and guns, but in all fairness, she can be self-taught, and her character and understanding are already very high.

There is no way, the retreat life in the Kunlun Mountains is really quiet and boring. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them could still talk to each other, Diao Xiaosi doubted that he would become mute.

However, there are disadvantages and advantages to everything, at least this ghost place like the Peach Blossom Land is very suitable for cultivation and recuperation. Now Diao Xiaosi's skills have recovered to seventy-seven eighty-eight, and he can basically push the master of forgetting the situation. But there are many old guys who think about the right way, and Princess Jincheng should be quiet and not move, so he doesn't have the courage to go out and make waves and make trouble.

He was extremely bored, so he stayed in the cave to deduce the Tianluo astrolabe. It turns out that when people are focused on one thing, they tend to be very productive. Of the three hundred and sixty-five Heavenly Star Arrays, more than ninety percent of them had been solved unconsciously, leaving only seven unusually large and complex Star Arrays that still needed time.

His Dao realm has also risen from this, and the thirty-six words of enlightenment mantra left by Ning Wuqi on the railing of the terrace of Yunjia Pavilion have already been able to comprehend most of them, except for the last two sentences: "Not without nothing, although there is nothing, there is no indefinite, but there is nothing." It means that Diao Xiaosi is still confused.

But this is just a pastime game he uses to pass the time of boredom, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't realize it, he turns around and throws it aside. In any case, a bunch of obscure and incomprehensible broken words, compared with the career of pampering his wife and taking care of his children, can only stand aside.

The time left is still a bit too much to waste, and you have to sleep.

Return to the prosperity of Chang'an in a dream. The crowded market, the ups and downs of the casino, the green building with the sound of dogs and horses, as well as the willow garden and the perilla villa......

Diao Xiaosi will dream of many people, Old Man Geng, Chu Lie, Tang Xiaosan, Tang Second Wife, eldest grandson Wuji, Li Yuanba, Murong Xiaobai, Li Yifeng...... These fox friends and dog friends of Yingge and Yan Dance, as well as Daddy Ning, Xiao Ganma, Tang Ganma, and even dreamed of Xiaoya and Li Daimo twice.

Of course, the most seen in the dream must be Wan'er and Shiso. If nothing had happened in the first place, he would have carried Shisu into the cave two years ago. God knows how this girl is doing now, whether she resents him, whether she is stupidly looking for him everywhere, and whether she will use a knife to cut herself when we meet in the future? The most important thing is, of course, you can't just wear a hat on Lao Tzu.

Could Wan'er still not know about her own business? The old fox in Nanyu Lane might block the news and deceive her. Thinking of Wan'er, even in his dream, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but feel hot, hot, and sour.

All this has become very distant, as if it is not the people and things of this life, but for some reason, with the passage of time, instead of fading and blurring, it has become clearer and clearer.

"Little four, let's go back to Chang'an. Princess Jincheng suddenly raised her head and woke Diao Xiaosi from her floating thoughts.

The light of the fire in the cave flickered and shone on her classical and elegant face, gilding it with a rosy glow.

A wide white dress covered her high bulging lower abdomen, and the pregnancy made her figure plump a lot, exuding the charm of a mature woman who has repeatedly made Diao Xiaosi crazy from her bones.

It's a pity that I can't eat it-Diao Xiaosi looked at Princess Jincheng's increasingly swollen and full chest, and sighed loudly: "No, why don't you wait for you to give birth to your son." He sighed and said, "Although the Xingtian Battle Spirit has been dissipated for more than two years, who knows what is going on? Even if we tell the truth, those old guys may not be willing to believe it...... Damn, Lao Tzu's reputation is so bad?"

Finding that there was a sneer in Princess Jincheng's eyes, Diao Xiaosi said dejectedly: "Don't laugh, okay! I know that Lao Tzu has indeed done a lot of things that pit people in the past, but the prodigal son will not change his money." For the sake of my precious son, I, Diao Xiaosi, am willing to repent and reform myself. Everyone, give it a chance, okay?"

Princess Jincheng ignored this kid's obscene dreams, the country is easy to change its nature and difficult to change, Diao Xiaosi wants to change his face to be a gentleman, but he is afraid that it is easy to say that it is difficult to do, so it is better to wait for the next life to be reincarnated as a human being.

But listening to him say something dejectedly, the tip of her heart still couldn't help but feel like something had been tugged at. In the end, all of what he is suffering now is for her.

With Diao Xiaosi's personality of flying out of fear that the world will not be chaotic, he can be in a nest in the depths of Kunlun Mountain for nearly three years, which was unimaginable in the past.

"Bear with me, I will endure until my son is born. At that time, I will take the two of you home and see who dares to trouble Lao Tzu again!" Diao Xiaosi said this sentence to Princess Jincheng, more like he was saying it to himself.

Princess Jincheng didn't make a sound, and suddenly put down her needlework and beckoned to him.

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly walked over, and Princess Jincheng lovingly stroked his bearded cheeks and gently pressed his head to her lower abdomen.

"The baby is tossing again. She said softly, "Doesn't it look like his father?" ”

Diao Xiaosi carefully pressed his cheek against Princess Jincheng's soft lower abdomen, clearly feeling the restless restlessness of the fetus in the mother's womb.

It's really wonderful, my own seeds are sown in this soft body, quietly falling into the soil and growing slowly, and connected with my own blood......

He stretched out his hand and caressed it gently, his heart was full of warmth, and he only felt that all the suffering was completely worth it for them.

"Hey, these are my son's little feet, they're really exciting. By the way, this kid didn't kick you, did he?"

Feeling a little foot on his face, Diao Xiaosi poked the bulge with satisfaction, and muttered: "Xiaobao, be good, I'll get some chili peppers for your mother." You accompany her well, you are not allowed to be naughty, you are not allowed to play football, you are not allowed to roll. Do you hear me? Or I'll come back and beat you in the ass. ”

Princess Jincheng smiled: "Don't go, I just said it casually, and I don't really want to eat." ”

Diao Xiaosi stood up straight, smiled and said: "As soon as you say casually, I will do it immediately, that is Yi's order; Don't say you want to eat some chili, even if you want to eat a spicy roasted Kunlun unicorn leg, I can find a way to get it back for you. ”

He casually took out a crumpled robe and put it on his body, and said, "Don't worry, when will I not return with a full load? ”

With that, he strode out of the cave and threw himself into the snowstorm.