Chapter 52 Bow down to Xiao Ming all your life
Lou Cheng felt sorry for the girl's pain, but he was thousands of miles away, he couldn't do anything, he was concerned and comforted, but he didn't know how to express it, after all, it was a private topic, so he was a little anxious, like a beast trapped in the room, rushing left and right and couldn't find an exit. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
At this moment, he had a flash of inspiration, quickly logged out of his mobile phone QQ, and then logged in on the computer, and sent an expression of hitting his head with a brick: "I, I really didn't expect it, I haven't been exposed to similar things before......"
I have only seen it in health textbooks, some miscellaneous books, and some discussions......
After sending this message, he opened the address book on his mobile phone, dialed Cai Zongming's phone, and asked for off-site guidance from the king of mouths!
Toot, toot, toot, when the message that Yan Zheke replied appeared, Cai Zongming also connected the phone: "Hey, orange?"
"King of mouths, King of mouths, there is something I want to ask you!" Lou Cheng did not greet and went straight to the point.
At the same time, his eyes stayed on the computer screen, and he saw Yan Zheke snickering and said, "If you are very familiar with it, it will be strange......
Lou Cheng held the phone in one hand and typed words with one finger in the other, and asked casually: "Are girls in special pain at this time?"
In the receiver of the mobile phone, Cai Zongming sneered: "What happened? Asking me in such a hurry must have something to do with your goddess! Fortunately, you didn't call in the middle of the night, otherwise I would have strangled you!"
"Haha. Lou Cheng laughed dryly, "Let me ask you, when a girl is not feeling well and it is not too serious, how should she express her concern?"
Yan Zheke's matter is private, and it must not be told to other men!
At this time, Yan Zheke replied: "Looking at the personal physique, some people can die of pain and last for several days before weakening, and some people have no feeling, and they can continue to drink ice drinks, I was particularly painful on the first day, and it was fine on the second day." β
Lou Cheng tapped his fingers again, ready to care, saying that if it hurts, drinking hot water can relieve it.
"Hehe, how to express concern in similar situations varies from person to person, but there is something that must not be said, that is, girls cannot be allowed to drink hot water. Cai Zongming's tone was full of interest.
Belch...... Lou Cheng stopped a finger meditation, deleted all the content he had just typed, and sent another sentence: "I'm really still too naΓ―ve, I thought it was all the same......"
As he was typing, he was puzzled and asked, "Why can't you say drink hot water?" I think it's quite effective, and she is celebrating the New Year in Jiangnan Province, more than a thousand kilometers away from me, and I have no other way." β
"There are actually many answers to this question on the Internet, but I don't think they are enough to point to the essence, for the sake of our friendship, I will teach you Cai's experience for free. Cai Zongming put on a posture of being a good teacher, "The essence of drinking hot water lies in your degree of intention, that is to say, what girls see is not what you say, what you answer, and what you do, but the degree of intention, attention, and concern that is revealed under these superficial phenomena, which is the key to the problem!"
Lou Cheng was quite confused when he heard it:
"Again, to be clear, I don't quite understand. β
At this time, Yan Zheke replied: "You haven't encountered an uncomfortable lesbian table in high school?"
"Everyone has a time when they are uncomfortable......" Lou Cheng made an innocent expression, unable to type more.
On the other end of the phone, Cai Zongming explained: "Think about it, how long did it take you to think and how much energy did you spend thinking about and how much energy did you use?"
"In the blink of an eye, I almost say it when I think about it. Lou Cheng seemed to understand a little.
Cai Zongming laughed and said: "Fortunately, you called me in time, you see, using hot water to care about girls, you can't even let you die a few brain cells, and you don't waste any time, don't you think this is too perfunctory?
"Understood!" Lou Cheng suddenly realized.
Cai Zongming sighed: "The child can be taught, so even if you spend some brain cells, find or think of a joke to tell the girl, let her divert her attention, it is better than saying a word of hot water empty, laughing or not laughing out of another way, at least she can see that you are trying to find it with your heart, not perfunctory, since you understand the essence, how to care about it is simple? The important thing is not what you say and do, but in the process of reflecting your intentions and attention." β
"For example, what is the most attentive and most important performance, immediately book a ticket, spend a night flying over, appear at her door early the next morning, if the condition does not improve, take her to the hospital domineeringly, take care of her, run before and after, if the condition has improved, bring some of her favorite breakfast, in the kitchen for her busy, of course, the relationship is not to a certain extent of caution, there are other people in her family to use caution, no money to use more caution......"
"I'll go, Qingsheng, listening to your words is better than ten years of books!" Lou Cheng listened carefully and exclaimed as he looked at the contents on the computer screen.
Yan Zheke replied: "You boys, are you all so sluggish, when I was in the first middle school, once a girl in our class came to the eldest aunt, her face was very pale, she was at the same table and didn't notice it at all, and I wanted her to continue to help bring breakfast, bring a ghost!"
"I'm always helping people bring breakfast......" Lou typed letter by letter.
Hearing his admiration, Cai Zongming sighed: "The essence of Cai's mental method has been taught to you, how to play it depends on your own understanding! I can only help you get here!"
Lou Cheng shouted sincerely:
"Mouth King, you are my idol!"
", don't think that if you praise me like this, you want to lose the teacher's banquet! Invite me to a big dinner at the beginning of school!" Cai Zongming said "viciously" and hung up the phone.
Putting down the phone, Lou Cheng saw that Yan Zheke hadn't replied yet, and noticed that he was chatting QQ while talking on the phone just now, and the content he posted seemed to be a little perfunctory, so he immediately added:
"When you say this, I seem to understand something, and that's a problem that has been bothering me for a long time!"
This is indeed the inspiration I got from seeing the content of Yan Zheke's last article, but there are too many words and it is not suitable for one-finger Zen.
"What's the matter?" Yan Zheke replied with a puzzled expression.
Lou Cheng said with a shocked expression: "Once, I seemed to be very uncomfortable at the same table, and I went home on sick leave after class, and the girl at my back table also specially supported her and tied a piece of her own clothes around her waist, I was puzzled at the time, saying that my table mate was sick and cold, and I needed clothes to keep warm, why was it tied to the waist and hung down to the thighs, what was the use? β
"I haven't been understanding, but today I finally understood, it turned out to be that, the clothes are to cover the traces!"
It should be as advertised, infiltrated ......
"Haha, it's good if I didn't scold you. Yan Zheke replied.
Lou Cheng saw that her topic made her mood seem to be a little higher, and she was a lot more confident, according to Xiao Ming's theory: "Does your stomach still hurt very much?"
"It hurts. Yan Zheke replied briefly.
Lou Cheng said with a smiling expression: "I know a way to help you relieve your pain?"
"What way?" Yan Zheke made a look of surprise and disbelief.
Lou Cheng replied: "Divert your attention Dafa! As long as you don't want to have a stomachache, you won't be too uncomfortable." β
"I don't think it will have any good results, but let's try it, maybe, what are you going to use to divert my attention?" Yan Zheke said with a pitiful expression.
Lou Cheng thought for a while: "I'll sacrifice it and tell you about my troubles!"
"Haha, how embarrassing is it?" Yan Zheke made an expression of a cute cat sitting upright waiting for food.
"During military training at the beginning of September, isn't it true that those who do well in the queue and march will participate in the final debriefing performance?"
As a junior student, he was kicked out of the performance team, and began to take on the 'heavy responsibility' of carrying food and vegetables every day, washing pots and sweeping the floor. β
After that, I was taken badly by him, and when the instructor screened the personnel, I deliberately did not go well and was not selected, and I also joined the logistics team. β
Lou Cheng sent it sentence by sentence, so as not to take too long a time between typing, so that Yan Zheke's attention returned to his stomachache.
"And then? It's just enviable, it's not a bad thing. Yan Zheke asked.
Lou Cheng made a sad expression:
"A few days later, the instructor gathered us and took us to another toilet, saying that there are too many classes in this camp, and it is dirty inside, and you students who don't participate in the debriefing performance should work harder and clean more. β
"Xiao Ming and I went in to take a look, and we almost threw up. β
Yan Zheke made a laughing expression: "Tell you to be lazy!
Lou Cheng replied with a tearful expression: "When we came out to breathe a few breaths of fresh air, the instructor said proudly, your students at Songda are of good quality, unlike the school in front, the toilet is dirty, so it will be solved in the pond and grass behind, and I will let them pick it up and sweep it themselves...... Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ming and I really retched, so I didn't throw it up. β
"It's disgusting, our girls take turns to carry the food and clean it, and we pay more attention, it's okay. Yan Zheke said with a flickering expression in his eyes, "It seems that it really helps to divert attention, is there anything else to do?"
Lou Cheng racked his brains, and screened out the parts that did not affect his image much from childhood to adulthood, one by one, which made Yan Zheke full of interest, and his mood was much higher, and he seemed to have really forgotten part of the pain.
"Orange, is there anything else?" Yan Zheke is like Lou Cheng who listened to his mother's stories when he was a child, and he will always ask if there is more?
Lou Cheng's head was blank for a while, and he felt that everything he could say was said, and after thinking hard again, he said, "No...... Shall we use other ways to divert our attention?"
Yan Zheke made a smiling expression: "My stomach doesn't seem to hurt so much, I can try to sleep, and when I wake up tomorrow, I'll be a good man again! Orange, can you sing? Sing me a song, I'll fall asleep listening to the song." β
This is Yan Zheke's rare initiative request, Lou Cheng said without hesitation: "Yes, although it is not too good, but at least it is not out of tune, which song do you want to listen to?"
After sending the message, he quit the computer QQ and used his mobile phone to board it again.
"The choice is yours. Yan Zheke said with a snickering expression.
Lou Cheng thought about it, pressed his voice, and blurted out: "Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars......"
"Haha, you're so funny, go on. Yan Zheke also replied with his voice, and his mood was obviously good.
"The stars in the sky ......" sang here, and Lou Cheng suddenly changed the melody, "Participate in the Beidou Wow!"
"Poof!" Yan Zheke made a "laughing at me" expression.
The singing voice echoed in the room one after another, and I don't know how long it took before Yan Zheke said: "Orange, I'm very happy today, good night~"
"Good night, see you tomorrow!" Lou Cheng said with a smile.
Yan Zheke replied with a voice, and said in a joking tone and in line with the advertising line: "Dabao, see you every day~"
Even if this is not enough to explain too much, Lou Cheng is indescribably happy, and a smile fills his face.
Hey, see you every day!
By the way, what number is there today? "Little Book" write down, this is the key information!
When Yan Zheke fell asleep, he smirked for a long time before he suddenly came back to his senses:
"There's still a game tomorrow, and I still have a lot of martial arts videos that I haven't watched!"