Chapter 660: There Is a Fairy Wife in the Family (Part I)
"Niang Xipi-" With a painful ****, Diao Xiaosi slowly woke up.
He had a long, strange nightmare, in which he was in a collapsed void of infinite dead silence, where spaces were constantly fragmented, like black glass peeling away around him, and he could not see light or hear any sound.
He didn't know how long it took, but he was dazed when he noticed a hazy light floating in the distance, and then slowly magnified and brightened brighter, and then burst out like the sun with a brilliant and dazzling golden brilliance, dispelling the intense and lonely darkness from his side.
"Heavenly Destiny Talisman?" Diao Xiaosi felt a warmth in his body, and his sanity was slowly recovering.
What collapsed and disappeared was his own memory!
Diao Xiaosi woke up, and his mind instantly flashed through the strange scene before he fell unconscious.
The man in Tsing Yi, who didn't know where the sacred, did not impulsively kill himself, but tried to erase all his key memories.
If it weren't for the Destiny Talisman, if it wasn't for his own wit, he almost let this guy succeed.
Even so, at this moment, his head was still drowsy as if it was about to explode, and a mess of thoughts and memories came one after another, like pieces of a broken puzzle tumbling and tumbling in the stormy waves, suddenly pushing to the top of the peak, and suddenly falling into the bottomless trough.
Finally, Diao Xiaosi slowly cleared up a little clue, and remembered the encounter in the Heavenly Palace, but more memories were like a shadowless and invisible wind, and he couldn't remember if he wanted to catch it.
He vaguely remembered that in addition to the man in green clothes, he had seen another person in the Mending Heaven Palace, an extremely beautiful girl, lying quietly on the fairy couch, as if waiting for someone to come.
Little by little, he gradually sketched out the girl's appearance in his mind, and suddenly a feeling of shock arose in his heart.
"Mom!" Diao Xiaosi almost blurted out, and in an instant he remembered that this was a great wilderness, and he had really found his mother here!
All of a sudden, Diao Xiaosi's heart was indescribably angry and depressed - he finally saw his relatives, but he ran into an inexplicable guy and said an inexplicable nonsense, and he didn't know anything when his eyes were dark.
But subconsciously, Diao Xiaosi felt that the man in Tsing Yi had no ill will towards his mother.
Who is this bastard, why did he want to prevent him from approaching his mother, and even urged him to try to kill himself? A series of questions came out of his heart, but he couldn't find the answer.
It's so dangerous, Lao Tzu almost became an idiot.
He was a little glad and secretly proud, but he still couldn't help but feel apprehensive about the great power of the man in Tsing Yi.
As his senses continued to regain consciousness, he was stunned to realize that there seemed to be an earthquake outside, his body was shaking violently, and he could hear a deafening cry in his ears.
"Wife, wake up quickly!" Before Diao Xiaosi opened his eyes, he heard someone crying wolf in his ear.
He opened his eyes suspiciously, and saw a fat face directly above, and he was lying in the arms of a dead fat man.
The fat man looked decent and upright, but his eyes were a little smaller, his nose was a little saggerated, his lips were a little thicker, his folds were a little more, and his face was twisted into a big bag of freshly baked meat.
He hugged Diao Xiaosi tightly in his arms, crying with tears and snot, and his voice was hoarse like a mourner.
"Wife, are you awake? This is so good, good, God willing!" Seeing Diao Xiaosi open his eyes, the dead fat man's crying stopped abruptly, and he became ecstatic.
"Wife?" Diao Xiaosi was not fully awake yet, looking at the dead fat man groggily, he couldn't react for a while, and he was still wondering why the handsome man in Tsing Yi had become a big meat bun for nothing?
Suddenly, the dead fat man seemed to be extremely happy, and he lowered his head and raised his fat lips and slurped Diao Xiaosi's face fiercely, "Wife, I just know that you won't die!"
"You're going to die!" Diao Xiaosi was cold, and he didn't want to raise his fist and smash it on the face of the dead fat man Pear Blossom with rain.
The dead fat man was caught off guard, and with a miserable scream, he hugged Diao Xiaosi and fell backwards, covered the collapsed nose bone with his hand and whimpered: "Wife...... Be merciful, stop fighting!"
Diao Xiaosi thought that when he was unconscious, he didn't know how many disgusting things he had done by this dead fat man, and he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach for a while, and layers of goosebumps appeared all over his body.
It's just a beauty, but this is a man - poor Lao Tzu is famous and innocent!
He was angry and vicious from his heart, and without saying a word, he straddled the dead fat man's body, split his head and covered his face, beat the wind and rain, and said: "Who is your wife? I am your old man!"
The dead fat man held his head in his hands and screamed: "Wife, I know that the way is wrong, your subordinates have mercy!"
"Ge Laozi, I'll let you ...... Huh?" Diao Xiaosi heard that the fat man continued to talk nonsense, and became more and more angry, and was about to beat the meat bun into a lion's head, but he suddenly froze.
He noticed that he was speaking in a very different voice, and then looked at the raised pink fist, the blood-stained robe, and the deep cleavage......
He was immediately stunned, and subconsciously reached out and touched his chest. Yes, it's stiff and soft and elastic, it's the one I've always dreamed of. But...... This thing shouldn't grow on the little fourth master?!
Vaguely aware of something, Diao Xiaosi's cold hair stood upside down and couldn't help but let out a miserable scream.
The dead fat man looked at Diao Xiaosi with a surprised face, and didn't understand why he suddenly screamed worse than himself?
Yun sideburns and cheeks are brutal and waist plump buttocks, and Qianqian jade fingers are three-inch lotus feet...... This is clearly the rhythm of death!
How could this be? Diao Xiaosi was completely messy. That damn man in Tsing Yi actually pit himself into a ditch.
"Wife, you're fine, are you?" the dead fat man waited until Diao Xiaosi stopped screaming, and whispered a greeting tremblingly.
"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" Diao Xiaosi vented all his grief and anger on the dead fat man's body, and a pair of pink fists fell like a storm, picking on the meaty places.
The dead fat man was so pained that he burst into tears, and kept begging for mercy: "Wife, I promise that I will never dare to hide from you and go to someone else......"
Diao Xiaosi was stunned, gritted his teeth and said: "Bastard, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." One day, Lao Tzu will cut you off with a knife and let you taste what it is like to be a eunuch!"
The dead fat man shuddered, lowered his head and clamped his legs to protect all the vital points in his body, and let Diao Xiaosi rage and never dared to speak out again.
Diao Xiaosi slowly calmed down, silently observing the situation in his body, trying to figure out how he had become a woman? Soon, he was surprised to notice that there was a mysterious and strange thing in his body, and he actually changed the structure of his body completely. A woman has everything she should have, and there is a clear feeling of the womb from the depths of the body!
Fortunately, his cultivation did not disappear, and the Dao runes contained in his body seemed to have broken through the six thousand mark, and all the extra ones were cyan dragon patterns.
The immortal veins, muscles and bones, internal organs, and flesh and blood, as if they had been refined by someone when they were in a coma, were reborn more pure and solid, and there was a little more mysterious and desolate atmosphere.
His immortal yuan also skyrocketed exponentially, blending seamlessly with the surrounding void, exhaling, inhaling, and even moving with all natural harmony and power.
Damn, Diao Xiaosi didn't know what he should be feeling now, should he laugh or cry? But obviously, with his current cultivation and ability, he couldn't crack it at all.
Could it be that Lao Tzu is destined to be a woman in the next life?
Diao Xiaosi was depressed and angry to the extreme, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, thinking of Cheng Shenba.
That guy, it seems...... What kind of immortal, right? You should know how to unlock the damn prohibition on yourself, right?
Diao Xiaosi grabbed his long and soft hair and pulled it hard, desperately recalling the bits and pieces about Cheng Shen's stick, and had a glimmer of hope in his heart.
However, in any case, in his heart, he longed to cut down the grass and cut off the children and grandchildren of the man in Tsing Yi.
The present world is now reported, who let himself have a bad idea back then, and let Murong Xiaobai pretend to be a woman to fish in troubled waters to go to the draft? Now feng shui takes turns, and he doesn't even have to pretend to be, he is already there.
He let out a long breath, decided to accept this sad reality for the time being, reached out and patted the fat man's swollen pig's head, and asked, "What is this place?"
"We have just passed through Dongli Mountain, and we are estimated to be three days away from Motian Lake. ”
The dead fat man replied cautiously, lest he annoy Diao Xiaosi again, and he would inevitably have to suffer a lot.
"East Fence Mountain, Motian Lake...... Niang Xipi, can you say something about the old ...... Where do you know the way?"
Diao Xiaosi finally remembered what he should do, looked around, and saw that he and the dead fat man were sitting in a luxuriously decorated car, the walls of the carriage were covered with runes, but most of them were already dilapidated, as if they had experienced a catastrophe and leaked air everywhere.
The cart is pulled by five horses, and is speeding on the boundless snowfield, and a skyscraper mountain is faintly revealed behind it, and nine times out of ten it is the "East Fence Mountain" in the mouth of the dead fat man.
Around the yellow carriage, there were seven or eight cavalry guards, almost all of whom were wounded and hung up with colors, and together they were a group of remnants of the defeated army. They looked as if they were evading their pursuit, and their expressions were wary and anxious, and they were desperately urging their mounts forward.
"Wife...... You don't know the Demon Sky Lake, isn't that my home?" the dead fat man looked terrified.
Diao Xiaosi said impatiently: "Old ...... Where does my mother remember so much? Say, how far is this from Longkong Mountain?"
"Longkong Mountain, what kind of place is that?"
"Bai Luyuan, you should have heard of this, right?"
"Bai Luyuan, I know the way!" the dead fat man perked up and said, "That place is in the Yan Hidden Domain, and it won't be able to fly for three or five months." Why are you asking about this all of a sudden?"
Diao Xiaosi was taken aback, he didn't expect to be teleported to 108,000 miles away.
Isn't it just a three-to-five-month journey? He was so cruel in his heart that he grabbed the dead fat man's shirt and said, "Draw the route!"
The dead fat man didn't know why, so he said, "Wife, I don't know how to go to that place." If you want to have fun, why don't you test me on a different topic, such as what is one plus one?"