"I suddenly opened my mouth and bit his ear violently, and pulled it hard" Xiang Yang actually laughed when he said this, only to see him laugh and then said, "Ha Lu Ha, the bandit leader's ear "bang", and half of my teeth were bitten off; you didn't hear that sound, how nice it sounded, and now I still have a feeling that haunts my ears; the taste of the bandit leader's ears, I found that it was even better than the meat they gave me;" I saw that when Xiang Yang said this, there was a slight flush on his pale face, and he saw his eyes open angrily, clenching his steel teeth, as if he was still biting the robber's ears at the moment, and his reddish face was full of aftertaste.

Then gritting his teeth, Xiang Yang continued to say to Tian Ming, "Although I bit the ear of the bandit leader, I was also punched by him," Xiang Yang, who said this, rubbed his chest and continued. But he didn't hurt at all when he hit me, I don't know if it was the reason why I had a lot of fat, it really didn't hurt at all when I hit my body, but I was hit by his punch into the river, and fainted on the spot; and I was slowly washed downstream by the water, and I wanted to thank Lu for my fat meat, not long after falling into the water, I actually floated again, and I escaped the last time;

I don't know if it was my luck, but I was washed up on the shore again, and I happened to be caught by a branch, and it didn't take long for me to wake up, and the robbers didn't know what Lu Dao was doing but didn't look for me, and I think the robber leader probably thought that I couldn't survive from his palm, so he didn't come to me. When I awoke, I crawled out of the river, and I sneaked back into the village, just in time to see the robbers escorting the villagers out of the village;

Later, I didn't know if Uncle Tian had discovered me, but Uncle Tian shouted loudly to the sky: Xiangyang, I hope you have a spirit in the sky, and tell Tian Ming to ask him to find his uncle, don't come to me before you have the strength;

When the robbers pressed the people in the village and slowly walked away, I didn't dare to chase after them, for fear that they would find out, and I could only watch from afar; when I was about to return to the village, I saw some people in ambush in the village, and I didn't dare to move at that time, so I didn't dare to go back to the village, so I had to hide outside the village for a few days. A few days later, when I returned to the outside of the village, the people who had been in ambush in the village were gone, and I returned to the village after dark and hid. Then I have been waiting for you to come back in the village, who knows that after waiting for a day, a month and five years have passed, and I still haven't seen you come back;

In the past five years, I have felt that you are back more than once, but none of them are true; I have been waiting slowly; for Uncle Tian's entrustment, I have been persevering, for so many years, Brother Tian Ming, brother, I am tired, really tired. If you don't come back, brother, I really won't be able to hold on. After speaking, he pointed to the road under his feet, smiled and said to Tian Ming, "Brother, you don't know that sweeping the floor is really not a good job, it's too tiring, and the waist of the brother who sweeps the floor has become like the crooked neck willow tree outside the courtyard wall of your house." After finishing speaking, he really bent down, and patted one hand behind him, and joked to Tian Ming, "I've been sweeping for so many years, and I'm going to hand over this road to you to sweep in the future;"

Tian Ming listened to Xiang Yang's story, looked at Xiang Yang's haggard appearance with his eyes, and replied sadly, "Brother Yang, don't worry, the road in the village will be handed over to me in the future, and I guarantee that it will be cleaner than you" After speaking, he opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Yang, then why did you lose weight like this?"

I saw Xiang Yang shaking his head and saying, "I was punched that time, probably because I was too fat, and I didn't look like anything on the outside, and I didn't care too much about it at the time; who knew that after a while, I slowly coughed, and the more I coughed, the more I coughed, and then I coughed up blood, and because I ate a lot of meat that time, and then devoured the robber's ear raw, I didn't have a sense of appetite for meat, and I also wanted to vomit as soon as I saw meat." Hehe, my food is getting smaller and smaller, and I haven't tasted meat anymore, and I'm coughing up blood every day, more and more every day. So with this and the other side of the equation, I actually managed to lose weight. ”

Speaking of this, Xiang Yang patted his chest again, and said to Tian Ming with a smile: "Brother, look at my brother, my chest is so firm now, and it smells like a man, and I feel that I am more attractive now than before." I just don't know if your sister-in-law still likes it. ”

Looking at Xiang Yang's appearance at this time, his face was full of narcissism and obscenity, and his eyes were red; Tian Ming was amused by Xiang Yang's appearance and laughed out loud, and at this time, he saw that he had returned to his original superb appearance, and the sadness in his heart was diluted at this time; Tian Ming opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Yang, where is my sister-in-law now?"

Xiang Yang heard Tian Ming ask himself, slowly raised his head, looked at where she was, and said, "I haven't seen her for five years, and I don't know how she has been doing in the past five years?"

Xiang Yang turned his head, looked at Tian Ming with his godless eyes and said, "Brother, you are back, Uncle Tian's entrustment has also been completed, and brother, I am also tired, I want to rest, you don't know how long it has been since I have had a good night's sleep; today I want to sleep enough at a time; can you go and help me prepare some food? It's better to have some meat, I want to taste it once."

Tian Ming listened to Xiang Yang's words, nodded and agreed, "Brother Yang, you have a good rest, I'll go get you something to eat, but where are you going to rest?"

I saw Xiang Yang look around, pointed to a stone under a tree not far away and said, "I'm right there, you look very comfortable there."

Tian Ming snorted and said, "Brother Yang, let's go, I'll help you over."

When Xiang Yang heard this, he immediately stood up straight and bent down and said, "I'm so good, do you need your help?"

Tian Ming was pushed by Xiang Yang, took a step back and joked, "I don't see it, although Brother Yang is thin, his strength is quite big"

When Xiang Yang heard Ha Lu, Ha Da Lu smiled and said, "That's it, don't look at who my brother is"