Chapter 34 (middle) Jia Buping is too white on ghosts

Who knew that Jia Buping continued: "I'm not joking, then Mrs. Liu opened the coffin, but Liu Qiao's body inside was gone." ”

"Then how did you find out about this?" Lu Ya still didn't believe it and continued to ask.

"The corpse is gone, and I can't find it, so Mrs. Liu naturally went to ask the Taoist priest to do something to exorcise evil spirits, coincidentally, I didn't have anything to do yesterday morning, passing by there, I said that I was the reincarnation of Da Luo Jinxian, and I would subdue demons and exorcise evil spirits, so I was invited by him, I wasn't in Xiuyuan in the morning, right?" Jia Buping asked Lu Ya.

Lu Ya thought about it for a moment and said, "I really didn't see you." ”

Jia Buping nodded, "I said that I would go back in the evening and prepare things to come back, so I went to his house at night." ”

Lu Ya asked, "How many taels of silver did that person prepare for you?"

Jia Buping blushed: "No, no, how can there be any silver taels, it is my Taoist duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons." ”

Lu Ya knew that he was lying, his ability to be a man is really remarkable, how can he earn three or five taels when he goes out of Lu usually, if what he said is true, he thinks that the Liu family is a big family, and he will definitely not give less, but Jia Buping is stingy and doesn't want to say it.

Lu Xiufu asked, "Then I don't know if the Dao Leader has gone, can you catch that fox spirit?"

Lu Ya said: "How can there be any fox spirit? Shopkeeper Chen, don't listen to his nonsense." ”

Jia Buping stretched his face, took a bite of food, and said while eating: "Why not? I went to Mrs. Liu's house to open the altar, recited the nine-character mantra, Taishang Laojun showed his gods, and demons and monsters quickly appeared......

Lu Ya smiled: "Brother Jia, are you the mantra of the ninth son......?" That's a lot of words. Laughing secretly in his heart, this big brother will brag, and he will show his stuffing as he speaks.

Lu Xiufu listened with relish, "What happened after that?"

Jia Buping glared at Lu Ya: "Or shopkeeper Chen can be a man, you are my brother, why do you always expose my shortcomings?" I don't think you want to hear me tell stories at all." ”

Lu Ya Dalu smiled: "It turned out to be a story, Ha Luha." ”

Lu Xiufu said with a serious expression: "Daoist Jia, don't listen to him, keep talking, and then what?"

Jia Buping ignored Lu Ya and continued: "I recited the mantra, and I saw a demonic aura rushing straight to the roof. Suddenly, a mouse walked over the roof and rubbed off a tile, and then the dust fell to the ground little by little, and at ......this moment, he was the same as before, his voice was getting lower and lower, and the more he spoke, the slower he said, but he saw Lu Xiufu and Lu Ya eating vegetables with a smile, and he knew that these two people had already taken precautions.

"It's boring," Jia Buping said, "I'm talking dry here, you two are good, you eat deliciously." ”

Lu Ya said: "Hurry up and finish speaking, you still want to scare us, it's difficult." ”

Jia Buping continued: "At this moment, a handful of hair fell out from under the tiles, and I carried a ladder and climbed to the roof, but I saw Liu Qiao...... Guess what?"

The two shook their heads, and Lu Ya said, "You made up the story, how do the two of us know about it?" Hurry up, aren't you going to kill someone in a hurry?"

Jia Buping was not in a hurry, ate a bite of food, drank a sip of wine, and said: "But I saw that Liu Qiao only had half of his head left, his brain was gone, one eye protruded from his socket, hanging on his face, half of his tongue leaked out, and the handful of hair was brought down by mice, and there was mouse feces on it......"

Lu Ya waved his hand again and again, "Okay, don't describe it, if you say it, I can vomit all the food I ate today." ”

Jia Buping smiled, leaned back in the chair leisurely, and said, "That's right, so that you always expose your shortcomings." Fortunately, I saw it, otherwise I wouldn't have known that this corpse would have gone to the house. ”

Lu Ya said: "You are really the one who is in trouble, you saw the corpse on the house, and you didn't calculate it at all." And since you know how to spell, you should fly up, how can you still move ladders. ”

Jia Buping said: "Brother, look, you came to expose my brother's shortcomings again, and I didn't say that I calculated it? I can't fly, otherwise I would have gone to Panlongling to find your master a long time ago, but Poor Dao really did a magic thing for Mrs. Liu's family, and their family should not have this kind of thing anymore." ”

Lu Ya said: "Then Mrs. Liu believes you so much?"

Jia Buping said: "I have recovered the corpse that others can't find, why don't you believe me? ”

Lu Yaqi said: "Why do others don't believe what I say, but some people believe what you say?"

"What do you think," Jia Buping said, "how high can the wolf jump, how to get the corpse into the room, you tell me." ”

Lu Ya seemed to have some truth when he heard what Jia Buping said, but if he wanted to say that there were fox spirits, he wouldn't believe anything.

After thinking about it, he said: "The wolf can't get people into the room, but the person who led me to the City God Temple that night was a living person, he couldn't see his face clearly, he didn't look tall, and his line looked a little similar to you, and the next day you said in the City God Temple that the fox spirit cheated money, isn't it ......."

"I'm sorry!" Jia Buping seemed to be a little angry this time: "The three of us will hear what you say, but don't say it to the public, otherwise I won't be able to do the business?" Besides, when did you see me going out with the wolf, if I did, I would ask the wolf to eat you before I was angry. ”

Lu Ya saw that he was angry, so he explained: "I'm also joking, I know that you are not so good at light skills. But it could have been the person who brought the body to the room. ”

Jia Buping said: "How big is that wolf you are talking about?"

Lu Ya said: "That's the biggest wolf I've ever seen, like a calf." ”

"That's it," Jia Buping said, "When such a big wolf enters the Liu family's house, will no one find out?"

Lu Ya thought for a while and said, "Even if it's not a wolf, it doesn't prove that it's a fox spirit, and you haven't caught any fox spirits." What's more, what you just said, only you know the Dao, and the shopkeeper Chen and I don't know whether the Dao is true or not. I think you made it up to fool us. ”

Jia Buping said: "What can you do if you believe it or not? Anyway, I saw the corpse with my own eyes, and the fox spirit didn't catch it, but with my Da Luo Jinxian setting up an enchantment there, there will be no more such things in the Liu family's mansion." ”

Lu Ya smiled: "The more you talk, the more energetic it gets, big brother." Shopkeeper Chen, don't believe him, he's used to being witty. ”

But I heard Lu Xiufu say: "At least half of what the Taoist chief said is true. ”

Lu Ya was stunned for a moment, staring at Lu Xiufu intently, thinking to himself Daddy, wasn't he fascinated by this fake old way?

When Jia Buping heard Lu Xiufu say this, he hurriedly said: "How about it? With the testimony of the shopkeeper Chen, this matter will definitely not be false." ”

Lu Ya still didn't believe it, and asked, "Shopkeeper Chen, how do you know about this matter?"

Lu Xiufu said: "In the past few days, I have heard the news that most of the corpses of several families have been stolen, some simply do not know where to go, some are found, and they are also broken hands and feet, and then only bones are left. ”

Lu Ya said: "Why have nine people died in just a few days?"

Jia Buping glanced at Lu Ya, "Young is young, people die every day, nine people are not many." ”

Lu Ya asked, "What are these stolen corpses like, and will there be any connection between them?"

Lu Xiufu shook his head: "These corpses are men, women and children, distributed all over the capital, and the family does not know each other, so they should not be related." But Ya'er, you said that you were attacked by wolves, and you found a corpse at that time, I think this can be ruled out. ”

Lu Ya was puzzled and asked, "What is it for?"

Jia Buping continued: "Brother, you are really smart and confused for a while, the wolf you met eats the living, and the fox eats the dead, and the one you found is naturally excluded." ”

Lu Ya smiled: "My exclusion is okay, but the others are definitely not eaten by fox spirits," suddenly remembered a person, and said to the two: "A few months ago, when I was in Suzhou, I met a ghost-faced monk, specializing in eating people, at that time in Kaiyuan Temple, I had assisted the national teacher of the dynasty Yi Se Si Lian really wanted to catch him, but the ghost-faced monk was very cunning, and his martial arts were not weak, and he was taken away several times, and the last time I saw him was in a fishing village in Taihu Lake, but ...... But if I let him go for some reason, could it be that what happened here has something to do with him?"

Lu Xiufu said: "What you said is true?"

Lu Ya patted his chest and said, "This is true, my senior brother is also present, and he can testify." ”

Lu Xiufu pondered for a moment and said, "Since this is the case, I will send someone to inquire whether Yi Si Lianzhen has returned to Dadu, since he wants to hunt for the ghost-faced monk...... If he is in Dadu, maybe the ghost-faced monk is also in Dadu, so the mystery of losing the corpse can be solved. ”

Jia Buping said: "I don't think so, the ghost-faced monk was originally in Suzhou, why did he come to Dadu? Besides, what does this matter of losing the corpse have to do with drunk Taibai? This matter should be handed over to a person like me who is profound." ”

Lu Ya said: "The monk is not a demon or a monster, how can I use you to make a move?"

Lu Xiufu said: "Yes, if there is really a ghost-faced monk, then the drunk Taibai really has to take care of it, otherwise it is the people who will suffer, if the monk eats a living person one day, it will be really terrible." ”

Lu Ya said: "Shopkeeper Chen, I think this matter is very strange, why don't you notify the government to deal with it?"

Lu Xiufu said: "It would be good if the government thought about the people, but most of the officials are incompetent, and now the rebellion of the kings in the north continues, and those who have the ability are busy quelling the rebellion, or they are going to expand the territory, where are the officials in the capital who care about the life and death of our Han people?"

Lu Ya said: "A few days ago, I saw a thousand households named Wang Xiao, can he help?" Lu Ya deliberately mentioned Wang Xiao because he suspected that this matter had something to do with him.

Lu Xiufu sighed and said: "Wang Xiao is my friend, although he is a thousand households, but he has no military power. ”

Jia Buping suddenly volunteered, "Since Shopkeeper Chen wants to know the secret of the lost body, if you don't dislike it, why don't you give me three days, I promise to find out, but Shopkeeper Chen, I advise you not to investigate this matter?"

Lu Ya reproached: "Big brother, why do you want to stop Shopkeeper Chen from investigating? There are many guys who are drunk and too white, it is much easier than you checking alone." ”

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