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The Luoshui flows quietly in the night bath, and the moon shines on the surface of the river.

The eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang sat next to Diao Xiaosi on the left and right, and the three of them were all wet and disheveled, looking like they had just been in a fight.

"Little fourth brother, how many times have I told you, that 'little khan' Tuli is a Turk, and it is impossible for Princess Jincheng to be with him at all, let alone agree to be a wife to this guy. So you must be dazzled. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji painstakingly enlightened Diao Xiaosi: "There is no grass at the end of the world, why do you have to love a flower? Not to mention that you are already a family person, Wan'er is beautiful and virtuous, what else do you want to pursue?"

Diao Xiaosi said sullenly: "But that back image is very princess little girl's skin." ”

"Why don't I see it at all? I can understand your feelings, in the past, when I met beautiful women, I also pretended to recognize the wrong person like you. When she looked back, I said—"

"Girl, you are like a good friend I once met. No, you are more beautiful and younger than her. Excuse me, are you her sister?" Eldest Sun Wuji patted Diao Xiaosi on the shoulder and said earnestly: "This kind of old-fashioned excuse has long been on the street. So please change it to something new next time, or I'll be ashamed. ”

"Lao Tzu is not as boring as you. If you don't believe me, let's go back to her!"

Eldest Sun Wuji sighed and asked Chu Suiliang, "How many times is this?"

Chu Suiliang made a "twenty-seven" gesture and replied, "Then you will say, 'Little fourth brother, you are drunk. ’”

The eldest grandson Wuji nodded, raised two fingers at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Little fourth brother, what is this?"

Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened for a long time, and he replied uncertainly, "Two?"

As he spoke, Eldest Sun Wuji quickly raised another finger and said with a smile: "Wrong, it's obviously three!"

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Fart, it was the second just now." Lao Tzu was not drunk, he was very sober. Hey, what are you going to do? Chu Suiliang, you're down the ground! Help, I'm really not drunk......

The eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang skillfully pressed the back of Diao Xiaosi's head, pressed his head into the cold river water, and said, "Well, drunks will never admit that they drank too much. ”

"Goo, goo-" It was another round of gastric lavage method invented by the eldest grandson Wuji, and by the time Diao Xiaosi's head was pulled out of the river, his whole face had long since lost his color, and he begged for mercy with a dying breath...... Uh, three is not two...... World...... Uh, uh...... Wake me up...... Belch...... Drunk alone...... Uh, uh, uh—"

Seeing Diao Xiaosi's mouth bubbling out like a spring, Chu Suiliang felt that he had avenged all his revenge tonight, and said comfortably: "Little fourth brother, do you know who laughs the best after laughing the most?"

The eldest grandson Wuji continued: "Or who can spray the best after spraying, in fact, it's not bad to be a troll." ”

Diao Xiaosi collapsed and lay on the river embankment, his belly bulging like a goldfish, spitting blisters, and said hatefully: "Little Khan Tuli, dare to rob Lao Tzu of his wife, I will castrate him!"

The eldest grandson Wuji had no choice but to drag out his tone and said: "How many times have I told you, that 'little khan' Tuli is a Turk......

Diao Xiaosi looked at the dark night sky and suddenly interrupted him: "Actually, Lao Tzu also understands in his heart that he probably recognized the wrong person just now. But when a man walks in the desert, he is about to die of thirst. At this time, an oasis suddenly appeared in front of you, and even if you knew that it was a mirage, you would desperately climb over it. Even if you deceive yourself and others, there is always a little thought. It's just that Li Yuan and Wang Shichong want to be the emperor, and your father wants to be immortal...... And Lao Tzu is thinking about his own wife. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang looked at each other, was silent for a while, and said, "Why don't you ...... Shall we go back and see?"

Chu Suiliang said: "Why don't we steal her out of the palace of the acting king, and carefully verify her identity inside and out!"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "Forget it, let me keep her in my heart for a while, it won't expire anyway." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "It's okay, my son is both chivalrous and empathetic. When you want to see her, just say hello. ”

"You pug is still understanding...... Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes up and said, "That's the clothes of clothes, right?"

"Each other, each other. The eldest grandson Wuji took out a pot of wine from his sleeve pocket and took a sip.

Diao Xiaosi snatched it and poured it into his mouth, handing it to Chu Suiliang on the other side.

In this way, the flask was passed between the three of them in turn, and the three of them inexplicably lost interest in talking together, and while drinking, they looked up at the dark night, listened to the sound of bubbling water under their feet, and thought about their own thoughts.

This is their youth, although it will pass away without looking back, like the day and night Luoshui. But at this moment, they just want to lie quietly like this, drink with their brother, and then be distracted.

Many years later, they may forget who they met, what they said, and what they did tonight, but they will never forget the scene of three fools lying flat under the moon and drinking together.

Suddenly, Diao Xiaosi raised his eyebrows and said, "I have a wonderful premonition - I'm about to rise!"

The eldest grandson Wuji held the wine jug upside down and shook the spout of the jug in the hope of dripping another little wine juice, and asked casually, "How fast?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "It's not good, maybe it's just these two days." ”

Chu Suiliang was stunned and said, "No, why do you come here, there is no sign?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "There are some things that can be met but not sought, and some people can be asked but not supplied, such as the fact that Lao Tzu is about to rise......

The eldest grandson Wuji thought deeply and said: "The hen crows, the rooster lays eggs, it is really hard to find——"

"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi grabbed him by the collar and threw him into the river, which can be regarded as avenging himself with his own hands.

Chu Suiliang hurriedly said with concern: "Little fourth brother, this matter is not trivial, you have to prepare in advance." ”

Finding that Diao Xiaosi's eyes were very unkind, he immediately shrank back and said, "I'm talking about the tribulation!"

Diao Xiaosi said indifferently: "Those who become big things don't care about small disasters, and they can't be surprised." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji grabbed the riverbank and said: "Do you know what is the success rate of the sect from sitting in the light realm to forgetting the situation since the opening of the mountain and the establishment of the sect?"

He stretched out a slap, and Chu Suiliang was taken aback and said, "Fifty percent, is it so high?"

"Out of a hundred, five can barely get through. Of the remaining ninety-five, no more than twenty were able to escape the catastrophe, and the others either became invalids, or became crazy idiots, and half of them were directly fart, and they couldn't even find their corpses. ”

Eldest Sun Wuji said: "This is still the result achieved under the condition of using almost the resources of our entire sect. And you...... Fourth brother, do you have the spiritual energy of the Immortal Mountain? Do you have the Dharma protector of the Mahayana master? Do you have the forbidden protection of the secret method of this sect? Do you have the elixir of the Tribulation and the elixir of the immortals?"

When he asked, Diao Xiaosi shook his head in a daze, and muttered depressedly: "Isn't there a water that ripens into a melon?"

Eldest Sun Wuji's face became more and more ugly, and he sighed and said, "Smooth delivery...... It's not easy, my seventh uncle and grandfather's second son's daughter-in-law also thought so when she gave birth, but she encountered a massive hemorrhage and two lives. Little Fourth Brother, ...... you It's dead. ”

Diao Xiaosi stepped on the back of the crow's beaked hand. The eldest grandson Wuji was in pain, and involuntarily let go of his hand, and with a muffled "bang" sound, he fell into Luoshui again.

Chu Suiliang became nervous and asked, "Little Fourth Brother, where are you going to ascend?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "I haven't thought about it yet, isn't it the same everywhere anyway?"

"How can it be the same, at least not near Luoyang City. The eldest grandson Wuji paddled in the river and slowly approached the riverbank, sneering and said: "The people of the Ci'en Temple, the people of the Secret Moon Demon Sect, and maybe the Turkic masters of the Sun Sect will be the tiger in the wind and clouds." God knows how much trouble you're going to cause when you ascend. ”

He concluded: "So we have to find a suitable place, but not too close to Luoyang City, to be secluded, safe and undisturbed, ventilated and light-transmitting, the temperature is appropriate, the smell is fragrant, non-toxic and harmless......"

The more Diao Xiaosi listened, the more annoyed he became, and yelled: "Stop-you're looking for a delivery room for Lao Tzu?"

The eldest grandson Wuji said calmly: "Both horizontal and vertical are born, and if you find a life with good conditions, you will not have any regrets." ”

Diao Xiaosi remembered the cave where he and Liu Xingyu stayed a few days ago, and his eyes lit up and said, "How about the Longmen Grottoes?"

"You're a mouse. "The eldest grandson Wuji is very disdainful of the place chosen by Diao Xiaosi.

Chu Suiliang asked, "Little Fourth Brother, can you still catch up with the action the day after tomorrow?"

Diao Xiaosi wished that this retreat would be ten days and a half months, but he said, "You wait, I will come back." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was suspicious: "Are you sure you didn't take the opportunity to slip away?"

Chu Suiliang suddenly realized, and immediately pulled up the eldest grandson Wuji and said: "Little fourth brother, me and Brother Wuji will protect the Fa for you!"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Pull it down, you two haven't even tasted what it's like to sit in the light of the realm, and you can protect the Dharma for Lao Tzu?"

Chu Suiliang said very righteously: "I will never give up if I stick a knife in my brother's ribs!"

Diao Xiaosi said: "Let's discuss, before you are ready to insert the knife, can you give me all the belongings first?"

Chu Suiliang had already heard about Li Yuanbabai's gift to Diao Xiaosi's manor and the big mansion, and immediately tightened his money bag, and said solemnly: "That's left for my son!"

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "Little fourth brother, I have a 'Red Pine Sitting Stone' on me, and I can lend it to you for two days." ”

"Chi Song sits on the stone ......," Diao Xiaosi looked at the eldest grandson Wuji and asked shamelessly, "What is that?"

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "Legend has it that the red pine nut sat on this stone and ascended. There are still Dao Immortal Thoughts left by Chi Songzi when he realized the Tao on the stone, which is one of the treasures used by the disciples of our Qingcheng Sword Sect to survive the promotion. With it, your chances of survival will increase by at least thirty percent. ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart was moved, and he hesitated: "It sounds a little interesting, I can think about it." ”

"Add another 'Haoran Shouzheng Pill' that is used for robbery!" The eldest grandson Wuji was out of his mind, and he was speechless when he heard it.

Like Chi Song Sitting on the Dao Stone, Diao Xiaosi also didn't know what Haoran Shouzheng Dan was, but it seemed to be very precious, so he smiled unceremoniously: "You are worthy of being the young head of the Qingcheng faction, if you have any other good things, don't hide them, just give them to me together." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji glared and said, "This son still has a life, do you want it?"

"No, I don't want to be too burdened. Diao Xiaosi said humbly: "But Brother Wuji, you just made a grand enough move, you really look like a complete loser." ”