What girl doesn't love beauty?

Which sister doesn't love pretty?

Although a cultivator is not like a woman in the world, she has to apply some rouge gouache and lipstick to make her look radiant. Cultivators are invulnerable to all diseases, with red lips and white teeth, bright and beautiful, as long as the foundation is not too poor and the facial features are crooked, they can cover up all kinds of ugliness with white, and they can have a little bit of posture.

The female catcher has a face like a goose egg, her face is very good, her cheeks are very full but there is no trace of excess fat, her eyes are big and round, and her lips are a little red beads, which can be regarded as a stunning beauty.

She has always been very disdainful of things like rouge gouache on weekdays, and she doesn't even care about the perfumes extracted from the flowers by cultivators. She doesn't need to apply perfume powder on her body, she has a faint virgin body fragrance, which is very pleasant.

The body fragrance is soft, which is the pride of this female head catcher.

But at this moment, not only does it not smell good, but it will stink for 10,000 years!

The female catcher has been tracking Hu Tutu for more than a month, and she knows a lot about Hu Tutu's two buckets, and naturally knows that the smell on Lu Dao's body will last for a long time, even if he is dead, there will be a smell left in the bones, and even the grave is stinky, which can be described as a real stench for 10,000 years.

What woman is willing to stink?

In particular, this woman is still a beauty.

As a result, the female catcher has been angry to the realm of forgetting things and me, and angry to the realm of the unity of heaven and man, and there is no other distracting thoughts in her heart except for killing Hu Tutu.

"After killing me, no one will be able to detoxify and deodorize!"

Hututu smiled and screamed, but there was not the slightest panic on his face, let alone the slightest nervousness.

Just such a sentence made the female catcher turn the three-foot long sword back into a jade talisman, and stood a few meters away in front of Hu Tutu, like a wangfu stone, not moving at all.

"Look at your appearance, you also have a bit of a beautiful appearance, and you are a disciple of the high sect of the Eight Great Immortal Sects, why do you have to take a knife and a sword at every turn, and you have to cut people at every turn?"

Hu Tutu looked proud, and Youzai Youzai circled around the female catcher a few times, and said with emotion: "Qingben beauty, why be a thief!"

The female catcher's face was cold, and she said coldly: "Detoxify me!"

"Now that you have asked me, how can you talk to me in such a tone?"

Hu Tutu shook his head, followed the temptation, and said: "Fat brother, I am a lonely family anyway, an old bachelor, one person feeds the whole family and does not starve, and if he dies, he will die, what is the pity of dying." In these years, what is the death of an old bachelor, there are more than trillions of men and women in the world, and tens of millions of singles, I am afraid that for every breath and every blink of an eye, one or two or even a dozen singles will die. But little girl, you are different, you are a cultivator, an immortal in the mouth of us mortals, and a disciple of the Three Mountains Fu Zheng Sect, with a bright future, if you leave a stink for 10,000 years, it will be unbearable to die. It would be a pity if you could not bear the suffering of your infamy, and you would kill yourself with your sword. ”

The female catcher gritted her teeth and held back the anger in her heart, "What do you want?"

"Alas, little girl, you are inexperienced in the rivers and lakes after all, you don't know how to observe words and feelings, and you don't know how to observe the situation, now you have a request for me, how can you be so cold to me? I have already reminded you twice, I will not remind you a third time, if you are so arrogant in front of me, I will knock myself to death on the stone, so that the smell of your body can not be solved, let you stink for ten thousand years!"

Hu Tutu became more and more hardened, more and more arrogant, and more and more arrogant and unreasonable, and asked, "Do you understand?"

After all, this fat man is no longer the little fat man of the Yuxi faction back then, he was bullied back then, and he only dared to hide in the bed and cry secretly. Now that he has been practicing for many years, after Liu Yi returned to Xuantian Sect, Xingzi has become more and more free and easy, and more and more perverse and weird.

Today, Hututu has already experienced many winds and waves, and is naturally much older and spicier than this female head catcher.

"You!"

The female catcher gritted her teeth, but her eyes were moist, and she held back a sentence after a long time, "You bully people!"

As soon as these words came out, Hu Tutu was suddenly a little deflated, and secretly thought: "I, Hu Tiancai, used to be a human immortal, and I used to be arrogant, but in the end, I fell to the role of bullying the little girl in the ** realm...... Time also!

Although Hu Tutu is not hard-hearted, he has the professional ethics of being cheated and abducted, so he simply pretended to be a bad guy to the end, and said angrily: "Fat brother, I asked you if you understand, not if you were bullied, now do you understand?"

The female catcher bit her lip, her high-spirited demeanor had long disappeared, and instead of a look of grievance, she nodded and replied, "Understood." ”

At this point, the female catcher felt that she smelled even more, so she had to cover her mouth and retched a few times.

"It's good to understand!"

Hu Tutu nodded, moved his steps, and walked towards the four-grade spirit beast Hissing Wind Beast weakly, stood next to the war horse, and said, "Now that I am tired of walking and don't want to move, you don't want to be kind and get me on horseback?"

"You have hands and feet, can't you climb up yourself?"

The female catcher frowned, there was a hint of disgust in her eyes, and she thought to herself: "This dead fat man is extremely hateful, I will only wait for him to remove a body of toxin for me, and I will ...... him Keep him by his side as a coolie, let him grow elixir for me, help me pour tea and water, and boil water for my feet......"

After all, this girl is not a woman who is good at killing people and harming people, and after thinking about it, she only came up with such a way to take revenge on Hututu. If Hu Tutu is allowed to know, I am afraid that he will be ridiculed again.

"Didn't you see my fat brother, my steps were vague and weak?"

Hututu stood next to the Hissing Wind Beast, took a lazy bite of the pancake, and said, "Do you have anything delicious on you, come out and give it to me quickly." Fat brother, I have eaten pancakes and salted fish for a few months, and my mouth has to fade out of a bird. It's best to have good wine and meat, and let the fat brother open the meat. ”

"Nope!"

The female catcher was angry and hateful in her heart, and secretly scolded this dead fat man for really treating her as a servant.

The breeze was born from the hands of the female catcher, blew on Hu Tutu, lifted Hu Tutu up, and happened to sit on the back of the horse.

"This big white horse is not bad. ”

Hu Tutu was proud, and said: "The girl's family must not be idle, otherwise she will develop a lazy temper." You take the burden of the fat brother, and then lead the horse for me, and let's go home first. Wait for the fat brother and I to be idle, and then I will concoct an antidote for you, and I will make sure that you will become fragrant. ”

The female catcher finally couldn't help it, and couldn't stand Hu Tutu's commanding attitude, so she sneered at each other, "If you don't let me be idle, aren't you idle?"

"Who said I was idle? Didn't you see that I was busy riding a horse and didn't have time for anything else?"

Hu Tutu sat on his horse, stretched his waist, and said in righteous words: "The little girl's family is young and does not study well, so she loves to talk nonsense with her eyes open!

As soon as these words came out, the female head catcher was angry!

She couldn't wait to fly on horseback and bite off a lump of meat on the fat man, so that she could relieve her anger.

"What's the matter, little girl, you are not convinced, you want to hit me, you want to bite me?"

Hu Tutu shook his head and said, "Fat brother, I know that you cultivators have extraordinary means, you can cast all kinds of spells, search other people's souls, and spy on other people's memories, even if I am killed on a stone, you have a way to find a solution to the smell from my memory." But you don't know the way, fat brother and I are not a simple person, if you talk about cultivation, your master may not be as good as me, with you as a little monk in the ** realm, if I am really angry, I can kill you in the blink of an eye. ”

The female catcher frowned, and thought in her heart: "You can blow it if you are fat, you can't brag about it." Seeing that you look sick, you may be whining and wailing at any time, and you are still pretending to be a senior in front of this girl. ”

As for the means of killing people and seizing souls and peeping into memories that Hu Tutu said, the female head catcher has not thought about it. But she was born in a famous and decent family, and she received some teachings such as opening her mouth to be benevolent, righteous and moral, and being a gentleman with a closed mouth, but after all, she still couldn't make up her mind and did those things that went against her heart.

The word "morality" has always been like an invisible shackle that can lock the soul of some people.

Some people can completely disregard morality.

That's why the ancients would "say": a gentleman can be bullied, and a villain will stay away. This means that the gentleman is probably influenced by the word morality, and the villain is all-encompassing......

Hu Tutu suddenly felt that he was not a gentleman at all, and his mind was a little gloomy, and he drove the hissing wind beast forward with his legs between his legs, and said, "Let's go forward, and when we reach the ten-zhang wide avenue, we will go all the way to the east." ”

The female catcher replied and said, "If you go to your house, can you help me detoxify?"

"If I easily detoxify you, once the smell on your body is removed, you will kill me and cut me, how can I resist?"

Hututu shook his head and said, "You have to make an oath to the demons before I can feel at ease with you." It's just that when you and I arrive in a deserted place, fat brother, I will teach you to arrange a formation, and you will stand in the formation and swear again, so that I will fully believe you. ”

"Formation, what formation?"

The female catcher looked surprised, and secretly thought: "This dead fat man knows a lot, and he even knows the oath of the heart demon." ”

"This array is called the Great Array of Divine Providence. ”

Hututu turned around, stared at the female catcher, and asked, "Have you heard of this formation?"

"The Great Array of Heavenly Providence! Even this kind of ancient strange array, he even knows how to arrange it!"

The female catcher's expression changed drastically, and suddenly she had already believed a little bit in Hu Tutu's previous unfathomable words, and secretly thought: "Could it be that this fat man is really a senior master? Could it be that he is just pretending to be a profiteer who has been abducted and deceived just for the sake of playing the game and tempering the Dao heart?"

As soon as she thought of this, the female catcher felt that something was wrong, and then thought: "A few months ago, three starlights appeared in the void, and the power was endless, and the masters of all parties were shocked by it, thinking that it was a strange treasure from the sky. These three starlights pierced through the void, flew to the Heavenly Realm of Seed Island, fell straight down from the nine clouds, and fell into the waters around the seven island countries. This fat man may not want to have entanglement with the Eight Great Immortal Sects, so he went incognito and pretended to be a mortal. Could it be that this dead fat man is really ...... What a worldly master?"