Chapter 30: Farce
Lu Xun, as a normal man, was inexplicably caught by a rattan pit and turned into a woman, which is already unlucky. Now because he looks too charming, he has attracted a large number of wild bees and butterflies and perverts, which can be regarded as extremely unlucky. But I didn't expect this to be counted, and another little girl pointed her nose and said that she was not allowed to rob her husband!
The conscience of heaven and earth, as a pure master, although he has unfortunately changed, Lu Xun has never given up on himself and robbed other people's men, this thought alone makes him disgusting, how could he do such a disgusting thing.
'She' wanted to explain, but when she saw that this little girl was like a hen protecting her chickens, protecting the poisoned unlucky ghost behind her, and staring at 'her' with a vigilant face, Lu Xun knew that no matter how 'she' explained, I was afraid that the other party would not listen.
Since this is the case, Lu Xun simply didn't explain, but asked with a smile: "Do you want him to die?"
The little girl ...... obviously a little dazed and at a loss!
"Okay, let's wait until you figure out whether to let him die or let him live!" Lu Xun shrugged helplessly, walked straight around the little girl, and walked to the other poisoner.
Lu Xun has no interest in this kind of family farce!
However, many onlookers who watched the excitement were very interested.
Husband and wife disputes, wife catches mistress, wow!
Some of the do-gooders even whistled!
At this moment, Lu Xun got out of the way, and the little girl happened to meet Ren Xiu's gaze, Ren Xiu suddenly exclaimed: "It's you, you, why are you here!" He pointed at the little girl who had just rushed in in horror as if his tongue was knotted, his eyes were full of horror.
As soon as the little girl saw Ren Xiu, her face immediately changed slightly, and she said angrily: "Ren Xiu, it's really you!" The little girl was full of murderous anger, and walked towards him through gritted teeth: "Okay, I didn't expect that the lesson last time was not enough, you still dare to fool around, today I see that my aunt and grandmother will not break your limbs!"
As soon as the words fell, the little girl suddenly casually took her hand, only to see a red light flashing in her palm, and a fiery red ribbon appeared in her hand, and the palpitating aura suddenly overwhelmingly pressed towards Ren Xiu!
No one expected that the little girl who was still weak just now would be murderous in a blink of an eye, and the ribbon in her hand would be known to the discerning person at a glance, this is absolutely extraordinary.
In the blink of an eye, the drama of catching the junior was changed to beating the fox friend and the dog, and the speed of change was staggering!
Lu Xun was stunned, he didn't expect Ren Xiu to know this girl, and he dared to take other people's husbands out to fool around, and even got caught, oh yes, this time he was miserable!
Tsk, that's a broken limb, it's so miserable!
Lu Xun was smart!
Ren Xiuyi, who knew this aunt and grandmother well, saw the ribbon, and his face turned pale instantly: "Chiyan Zhu Aya, Feng Yao, you, you are real!"
"Hmph!" Feng Yao snorted coldly, and the murderous aura between her eyebrows was revealed: "What don't I dare!"
"Don't, don't, we're really not out to fool around!" Ren Xiu was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and kept retreating, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Feng Yao's face was full of sneers, unmoved, and asked with a smile: "Do you think I will believe it?"
"Really, I don't believe you ask Dongliu, he is also here!" Ren Xiu rushed to the doctor when he was sick, and he also confessed Dongliuhao!
As soon as Feng Yao heard this name, her anger was even stronger, Chiyan Zhu Aya was full of light, and every time she injected an extra point of spiritual power, Chiyan Zhu Aya rose by one point, and in the blink of an eye, Chiyan Zhu Aya turned into a huge crimson sphere!
I only heard Feng Yao's coquettish shout, and Chiyan Zhu Aya smashed towards Ren Xiu fiercely!
Lu Xun, who happened to complete the detoxification, jumped suddenly!
Husband and wife disputes, fox friends and dog friends are unlucky, and finally it turns into a big fight.
Hehe, this plane is still slipping quickly, Lu Xun hurriedly ran to the back!
Realizing that the situation was not good, the spectators fled with all their might!
Seeing that Ren Xiu was about to be hit, suddenly, a white shadow blocked in front of him, and he saw that the person who came raised his hand, and he didn't see any magic weapon, and a blue-white spiritual power barrier appeared in front of him!
"Sister Xue!" Feng Yao exclaimed, but it was too late to recall the magic weapon.
Rumble!
I only heard a loud sound like thunder, and the red cloth ball formed by Chiyan Zhu Aya hit the spiritual power barrier heavily, and the two forces collided violently, and the wind suddenly rose!
The tables and chairs of the inn can be regarded as pouring blood mold, and they were hit by the huge shock wave caused by two spiritual powers, and it was like a typhoon passing through within a radius of three zhang, the tables and chairs were all shattered, and the inn hall was in a mess in a blink of an eye.
Those unlucky people who watched the excitement were even more miserable, they didn't expect Feng Yao's magic weapon to be so powerful, but when they wanted to escape, it was too late, and they were inevitably hit by the indiscriminate impact of the shock wave, one by one, like a kite with a broken string, they fell out of the inn in embarrassment, and some of them even spurted blood.
Even more unlucky is naturally the poisoned one, they can't run away if they want to, they can only watch the terrifying shock wave come, just detoxified and suffered indiscriminate accidental injury, the result is more injured than injured, not to mention how miserable it is.
And those who are not injured, or they are higher in cultivation and can block the impact, Zhimo Duo is among them, but this old man also ran away after the most reckless, it is really impossible to run!
The last thing was Ren Xiu and the others who were hiding behind Feng Yao or the white figure, these people were in great distress, how could they dare to stay where they were, and hurriedly pulled their legs out of the inn.
In the blink of an eye, there are not many people left in the huge inn!
"My little girl, such a ruthless woman!" Lu Xun gasped hard.
Husband and wife disputes, the shot is so ruthless, it's terrible!
Ren Xiu dared to fool around with this girl's husband, to be honest, Lu Xun really didn't know where he got the courage!
Fortunately, my brother ran fast! Lu Xun secretly rejoiced!
As early as the beginning, when he saw Feng Yao going crazy, he knew that things were not good, so he slipped away early, and at this moment, 'she' was hiding behind and gloating about the play.
The person who came was dressed in a snow-white windbreaker, with a faint smile on his face, black hair hanging down to his waist, a slender figure, a bumpy figure, and a typical black straight beauty. And the surging spiritual power around her body proves that she has a good cultivation, and it was she who blocked Feng Yao's reckless attack.
Ren Xiu, who was finally saved, dispersed the spiritual power in his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with palpitations: "Huh, I was finally saved, thank you Senior Sister Meng for coming to the rescue!"
Ren Xiu knows people, often mingles with Feng Yao, a spicy little girl, who is a good cultivator, and is dressed in white, except for Meng Chenxue, Ren Xiu can't think of anyone else.
At this time, Feng Yao ran over in a panic, like a child who had done something wrong, she lowered her head: "Sister Chenxue, you have nothing to do!"
"Don't worry, it's okay!" Meng Chenxue smiled and patted her on the shoulder, then turned to Ren Xiu and said: "This junior, I'm sorry, don't say Xie Lu Xie, in fact, I really don't want to save you, but if you die, Sister Feng Yao may be held responsible, so I had to be forced to save you idiot, but now I regret it a little, I knew that Lu Dao ......"
"......" Ren Xiu just had a little good feeling, but after listening to these vicious words, his face turned black directly, and that good feeling disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
Meng Chenxue didn't care about Ren Xiu's face at all, and when she saw that the sarcasm was almost the same, she said to herself: "Say, what are you idiots doing here?" But you'd better have a reasonable explanation, otherwise!"
"What else can you do, fool around!" Feng Yao said without thinking, and glared at Ren Xiu fiercely.
Ren Xiu could only smile bitterly, and said helplessly: "Two aunts and grandmothers, no, you are my ancestors, the conscience of heaven and earth, this time we are really not here to fool around, but really have new discoveries!"
"Ha, when will you guys who don't learn and have no skills do the right thing!" Feng Yao sneered with disdain on her face.
"Hmm!" Meng Chenxue immediately nodded and agreed: "If you pig heads can do the right thing, I think unless the cultivation realm is destroyed, there may still be a little possibility!"
"My two little ancestors, alas, I really didn't lie this time. Ren Xiu almost cried, so he had to helplessly take out a map: "I don't believe you, this, this, here, the last is this 10,000-mile side plug, according to relevant research, the 10,000-mile side plug has existed for at least tens of thousands of years......"
Lu Xun was on the side, and when he heard the conversation between the three of them, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and they seemed to have completely forgotten that there was a guy who was highly poisoned and died soon.
Of course, it's not that Lu Xun cares much about this person's life or death, it's just that he doesn't have much time to waste with them.
Lu Xun had no choice but to come to the three of them and kindly reminded: "This lady, your husband is about to die of poisoning, have you thought about it?"
"Shut up, you slut!" Feng Yao saw that it was 'Lu Xun', and when she said that it was 'Lu Xun', she hurt people at the exit, without asking the reason at all, and heard her snort coldly: "Sister Xue is here, you don't need to be saved by a bad woman!" Feng Yao didn't raise her eyelids, and rejected her kindness!
"Okay, okay, I'm nosy, in that case, bye!" Lu Xun turned around with a smile, anyway, everyone said so, 'she' was too lazy to do anything superfluous, but 'she' was a little angry!
Similarly, Feng Yao had long seen that 'her' was not pleasing to the eye, and immediately sneered: "It's better never to see you!"
has long been accustomed to Feng Yao's attitude, Meng Chenxue did not stop it, and Ren Xiu did not dare to stop it.
Hearing that the little girl's words were full of hostility, Lu Xun didn't care at all on the surface, only to see him smile and say: "Yes, yes, Madame is very right! However, Madame is really pitiful to marry this kind of husband who knows how to fool around!"
Maybe it was anger, Lu Xun made a sarcastic tone full of sympathy!
"You!" Feng Yao was suddenly furious, and fire almost burst out of her beautiful pupils.
Lu Xun was still puzzled, and said sympathetically again: "Hey, such a husband, how sad your life will be!"
"......" Feng Yao trembled with anger and couldn't say a word.
But Ren Xiu was happy, which he had never dared to say. Meng Chenxue seemed to be a little surprised, although this has always been Feng Yao's sore spot, but no one has ever dared to say it in front of her, but today when she was said directly, Feng Yao didn't do it directly, which surprised Meng Chenxue.
In fact, Feng Yao was indeed very angry, and she knew that she was holding Chiyan Zhu Aya in her hand, but she didn't make a move until Lu Xun left the inn.
When Lu Xun disappeared, Feng Yao relaxed, and the hand holding Chiyan Zhu Yan unconsciously let go, and her slow face was desolate.
"You're okay, Feng Yao?" Meng Chenxue hurriedly asked with concern.
"It's okay!" Feng Yao shook her head with a wry smile, and said dejectedly: "Actually, she is telling the truth, although she has always been reluctant to admit it, but such a husband is on the stall, ha!" Feng Yao shook her head with a miserable smile on her face, and her laughter revealed deep helplessness.
"Feng Yao, don't you think about it......" Meng Chenxue wanted to speak and stopped, although she wanted to persuade this sister not to think too much, but when the words came to her mouth, she swallowed back, because she really couldn't say this kind of thing.
Knowing that what she needed most at this time was quiet, Meng Chenxue waved her hand and motioned for Ren Xiu to go away.
Ren Xiu, who had long been terrified of these two aunts and grandmothers, was pardoned and hurriedly slipped aside.
Meng Chenxue thought about letting Feng Yao be quiet for a while, and didn't bother her, and went straight to Feng Yao's unlucky husband, who let the detoxification person let Feng Yao run away, Meng Chenxue had to do it herself.
However, when she probed her divine sense, her face changed suddenly!
"Then, who, it's just you, hurry, go and get the girl who can detoxify back!" Meng Chenxue suddenly shouted at Ren Xiu.
"......" Ren Xiu was a little stunned, and didn't seem to realize that it was calling him, so he froze in place.
"What are you doing in a daze, go quickly!" Meng Chenxue urged urgently.
Ren Xiu looked left and right, and found that there was no one else, so he had to point to himself, meaning to ask if this was calling him?
"Idiot, who else but you!" Meng Chenxue's face was full of anger, eager to kill Ren Xiu, the idiot.
"......" Ren Xiu realized that he was really calling him, and hurriedly rushed out of the inn.
It's a pity that when Ren Xiu ran out of the inn, it was too late, and he was in a hurry to escape from the clutches of the vine, Lu Xun naturally ran with his life, and he had already rushed out of the small mountain city and into the vast forest of wild beasts......