Chapter 38: The Big Mouth Old Man
Su Chenfan was quite speechless, this also became too fast, and after a while, he actually turned back into a child. He began to wonder if the IQ of the Ink Mark was still stuck at the age of four or five, and if that was the case, it would be easy to do.
"Well, no, you don't have any clothes on you, and your name is too ugly to remember!"
"Hmm...... You're still relatively white, so I'll call you Xiaobai in the future!" Jian Mojin said as he took out a piece of green clothes from the immortal bottle and handed it to Su Chenfan.
Su Chenfan felt strange when he heard this name, and suddenly realized, how could this sound more and more like a dog's name? What made him even more depressed was that the clothes that Jian Moji handed him were actually women's!
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"You...... Your clothes are for women!" Su Chenfan muttered.
"Hey, I told you to wear it, don't you hear it! What are you doing with such a grind!Quick!" Jian Moji shouted.
Su Chenfan was extremely reluctant to wear this woman's clothes, people had to bow under the eaves, not to mention that he had no clothes now, only the general would wear this clothes.
"Hey, why aren't you wearing it, what are you doing!"
"Look at how I'm dressed! I'm going to take my pants off!"
"Oh...... Don't say it sooner......" Jian Mojin turned around with a red face.
Su Chenfan glared angrily behind her, he really wanted to pick up a stone and knock this little demon to the ground, but he knew that all this would be in vain, the defense of the monks in the Bitter Sea Realm was very high, and ordinary weapons could not help it, let alone just a stone. He had to put on this women's outfit, and he wanted to throw away the earthy yellow bottle, but he thought that he would have to settle accounts with Yazu in the future, so he still put it away.
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Jian Mojin and Su Chenfan walked along the path one after the other, the former holding his head high, and the swing of his hands was quite large, a picture of a complete victory and a triumphant return. The latter hung his head down, his face depressed, and a chain was put on his hand.
Su Chenfan was very sad and indignant, he didn't expect to encounter this evil luck just after escaping from the Broken Soul Valley! Even if he became a slave, he was still wearing a woman's clothes at this time, and the sad thing was that his hands were still covered with iron chains, what would happen if he was seen.
"Poof...... Ah......h
Su Chenfan was grieving, when he suddenly hit Jian Moji's back, and suddenly felt bad, and thought that it was over.
"Ah...... Dead Xiaobai, why are you hitting me!...... "Jian Mojin slapped him away with a big palm, and because Su Chenfan's hand was covered by an iron chain, he was pulled back again, and he threw himself on the ground.
"You! You're going to stop suddenly, so I crashed into it!" Su Chenfan said angrily.
"Hmph! You still dare to quibble, you have such big eyes and don't look at the road, see that I don't kill you, dead slave!"
"Ah......" Su Chenfan shouted, crying out in his heart, he would definitely not have a good life after becoming a slave, but to his surprise, Jian Mozhen did not continue to beat herself, could it be that she suddenly woke up and showed mercy? Su Chenfan had a beautiful fantasy in his heart.
"Hmph! Forget it, it's good that it's on the grass, otherwise your clothes will be soiled by you! Although this dress is my least favorite, it's mine! I'll go to the town tomorrow to buy you a piece of clothing, and then teach you a good lesson!" Jian Mojin said as he lifted Su Chenfan up, and kept patting the dust on his body.
Disillusioned, Su Chenfan was disappointed again.
"Hmm...... It's not good, it seems that you have to be a woman first, otherwise you will be seen by others and talk nonsense, especially the big-mouthed old man who herds cattle, hmph, he likes to make fun of me!" Jian Mozhen pouted dissatisfiedly, and she scolded and took out the hairpin, some hand ornaments and other things from the fairy bottle.
Su Chenfan couldn't cry or laugh, but it was good to think of this, at least he wouldn't be seen clearly.
Jian Moji messed with Su Chenfan for a while, and then picked two wild flowers on the ground and inserted them on Su Chenfan's head, he clapped his hands and said happily: "Ha Luha, it's done! That old man with a big mouth must not be recognized!"
"Really?" Su Chenfan was also overjoyed, so that no one would know him, and he couldn't help but touch his face.
"Dead Xiaobai, don't touch it, it won't look like you if you get rid of the rouge powder!" Jian Moji slapped Su Chenfan's hand.
"Oh......"
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Next, both of them walked along the path with relative satisfaction.
After a stick of incense, the two came to the bottom of the valley, where the grass was everywhere and many cattle and sheep were foraging.
"Hahaha...... Little liar girl, get up so early in the morning......" An old man's voice suddenly came, the voice was clear and loud, and it did not show any aging.
Su Chenfan followed the sound and looked into the distance, and saw an old man sitting cross-legged on a piece of bluestone halfway up the mountainside, the old man was in rags and his hair was white, like a beggar.
Su Chenfan was surprised for a while, the old man was sitting on the mountainside two or three miles away from him, and his voice was so loud, as if he was in front of him, he expected that he was not a mortal.
"Hmph, big mouth old man, mind your!" Jian Moji didn't look at the slightest respect for the elderly.
"You...... You...... You little girl liar, you dare to scold the old man in front of others! Daoguang, that old man is used to you becoming more and more disagreeable......" The old man scolded angrily, feeling very shameless.
"Hmph, you're a liar!Big liar!" Jian Mojin scolded and pulled Su Chenfan forward, wanting to get out of here quickly.
Su Chenfan couldn't cry or laugh, this Jian Moji's mouth was too harmful, and at the same time, he guessed that this old beggar was the big-mouthed old man in Jian Moji's mouth.
"Little girl, don't hurry away! who is that kid behind you?" came the old beggar's voice slowly.
"Hmph, what's the matter, stinky old man!"
"Yo, you little girl liar, don't think that I don't know the way, you will take advantage of the old man of Daoguang not paying attention, and run out of the city to have a private meeting with the man......!
"Hmph, she's a woman, stinky old man, bad old man, just know how to talk nonsense!" Jian Moji quibbled.
"Yo, hehehe, woman, hey, little girl, women still have to grow beards?" said the big-mouthed old man.
Su Chenfan heard what the big-mouthed old man said, and involuntarily touched his chin with his hand, feeling a little prickly, it turned out that he really had a beard, and he forgot to shave just now. Suddenly, I felt that this simple ink mark was too careless, and I couldn't see such an obvious situation!
"Hmph, who said that a man with a long beard is a man, don't women grow long?" Jian Mojin was very unconvinced.
"You...... I said I can't win you, you have the ability to grow it and I'll see it!" the big-mouthed old man felt unreasonable.
"Hmph, let's see, I'll grow up in two years, and I'm still young, I haven't grown ......up," Jian Moji said angrily.
"You ......" The big-mouthed old man was completely defeated and almost rolled off the stone. Su Chenfan was also speechless for a while, didn't she know that only men can grow beards?
"Hehe, that little friend, the old man has always wanted to accept a male disciple, seeing that you have a special bone and are very suitable for cultivation, I wonder if you originally intended to worship me as a teacher?" the old man asked.
Su Chenfan was overjoyed in his heart, and he really wanted to rush up and kneel in front of him immediately, so as to get out of the sea of suffering, but Jian Mojian's words made his hope fail.
"Don't you think about it, old man with a big mouth, he is my grandfather's apprentice, if grandpa knows that you rob him of an apprentice, you will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!" Jian Mojin shouted.
The big-mouthed old man frowned, and immediately laughed: "Hehe...... Little girl, the old man is joking with you, don't take it seriously...... Hehe, in fact, the old man only likes you, a smart, well-behaved, lively and cute little girl, to be my apprentice, alas...... It's a pity that you are already the apprentice of the old man of Daoguang, and the old man has no intention of accepting other apprentices now. The big-mouthed old man showed a more pale and lost look.
Jian Mo couldn't help but show a proud look on his face when he heard the big-mouthed old man praise himself like this.
Su Chenfan was very disappointed in his heart, it turned out that this old man couldn't fight that old way.