Chapter 31: The Confusion of Sour Plums
Wu Ge is now in a dilemma.
The college entrance examination is approaching, and he should fight hard for his family and Lu Ying, but he was deeply stimulated by being slapped by Yu Kai, and he didn't know which direction he should go.
In addition, he also found that he could not study at school at all. Because of Cheng Yingxia, he has become the public enemy of the whole class - it was nothing before, but now his ability to perceive aura is thousands of times stronger than ordinary people, and the hostile gaze from front and back during class makes him feel extremely uncomfortable.
"You haven't passed on his 'talisman charm?'" Sun Wukong opened his voice and shouted, "You are too disobedient ......"
"Then you didn't pass it on either!" Lu Dongbin retorted.
"I'm busy...... I have two apprentices now. β
"Hmph, I haven't seen you any of them. β
"Why didn't I bother? I, I ......"
"Forget it," Jigong stood up to play the round. "He has only passed through the Great Zhou Tian now, and the eight veins of the Qi Sutra have not yet been passed, how can he pass on the 'talisman spell'?"
"Oh...... Then what are you busy with? Why haven't you been able to pass through the eight veins of the Qi Sutra until now?" Sun Wukong turned to Wu Ge.
"I still have to prepare for the college entrance examination, and then talk about the little ones ......"
"Is it more important to take the champion exam than to cultivate immortals...... I don't know what you think. β
Wu Ge bowed his head and said nothing--you are not a modern person, and you don't eat the fireworks of the world, of course you don't know how important the college entrance examination is.
"If you don't cultivate, you can't blame others, and you can't stand it if people stare at you a few times, so what should you do? Go back and cultivate well!"
But he really has no intention of cultivating now, he doesn't have enough time to do questions at night, and he has to do coolies almost half of the time during the day.
He is now carrying, carrying, and carrying large bags and bags to follow behind Lu Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yingxia. Because his physical fitness is far beyond ordinary people, they let him take a lot of things, making him a beautiful scenery on the street, and because of the two beauties, this effect has been magnified exponentially.
He didn't have to look up to know how many people were staring at him.
To be honest, it wasn't heavy, but his mood was so depressed that he couldn't get it any longer.
Lu Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yingxia sat by the river and chatted, which made Wu Ge a little relieved, because this place was relatively remote after all.
"And then?" asked Lu Xiaoxiao.
They are talking about ideals and pursuits. Cheng Yingxia's ideal is to be a little rich woman - the kind of real thing.
"That's not easy," Cheng Yingxia's eyebrows fluttered, "We can watch TV, surf the Internet, eat, and travel all day long...... It's really annoying, we can still go to concerts and chase stars. β
"What's so good about chasing stars, it's not fun at all. Lu Xiaoxiao looked disapplieving.
β...... What, you've chased it?"
"yes. Flying upwards with all his might, the stars are still so far away for half a day. In the end, I couldn't breathe, so I had to come down, and I had to be scolded by my father when I came down. Lu Xiaoxiao pouted and said.
β......β
Cheng Yingxia was a little confused, she pointed to the sky and said:
"Are you chasing the stars in the sky?"
"yes, what star are you talking about?"
"Hehe, you little fool...... Cheng Yingxia took Lu Xiaoxiao in her arms and rubbed it all the time. Lu Xiaoxiao likes her like this, which is probably related to her lack of maternal love since she was a child, and they "giggled" and went crazy for a while before stopping.
"I'm talking about the stars on the earth -- people, in fact. Cheng Yingxia explained.
"Why do people call stars?"
"Not your average person...... For example, if you sing well, you are called a singer, if you dance well, you are called a dancer, and if you act well, you are called a movie star, you know?"
"So what are you chasing them for?"
"You can take a picture with them and ask them to sign it. β
"What does that signature do?"
"Hmm...... Because," Cheng Yingxia thought hard. "Because they have fewer signatures, they will appreciate in the future...... Can be sold for money. β
She finally came up with a plausible explanation.
"Oh, I see, just like the people who used to write well, right?"
β...... Sort of. β
It's not that she's perfunctory, but it's really hard to explain.
"That's no fun, what else can you do?"
"Uh...... You can also hug him and kiss him. β
Lu Xiaoxiao watched intently, and Cheng Yingxia was sweating a little.
β...... You can also scream. β
She finally finished the sentence.
"Screaming? Why screaming?"
"It's fun to scream, and it's very comfortable to scream. β
"Really?"
"yes, I don't believe you. β
"Ahh β
Lu Xiaoxiao screamed.
"No, you have to use all your strength and scream from your throat. Cheng Yingxia taught patiently.
Lu Xiaoxiao tilted his head and pondered.
"Ahh
Speaking again, she carried the qi of the dantian, and the crisp children's voice was all the way to the peak, paralyzing two passers-by on the spot, and several cars on the road also braked urgently, making a harsh friction sound.
Wu Ge and Cheng Yingxia's ears were numb, and they felt that something inside was falling down.
"Ahh
Lu Xiaoxiao screamed again, this time not only for a long time, but also with a few turns in the middle, which made Lu Xiaoxiao's face red.
"Wow, it's so comfortable. Her eyes sparkled as if she had discovered a new continent.
"Next time a star comes, you must take me to chase it. β
The stunned Cheng Yingxia secretly decided never to take Xiaoxiao to chase any stars. As she called, any star would fall in fright - whether it was on the stage or in the sky!
At noon, they found a restaurant to have some food, and after the meal, Wu Ge went to pay the bill-now Cheng Yingxia even asked him to carry his wallet, he was really too lazy to cramp.
"We're going to have a snack. After walking out of the restaurant, Cheng Yingxia said.
Wu Ge raised his left handβhe was now a journeyman.
Cheng Yingxia took out a pack of plums from the bag and ate it with Lu Xiaoxiao. Then, probably thinking that Wu Ge did perform well today, and it was a little embarrassing to let the family watch and patronize herself, she took out a plum from her bag.
"You can taste it too. β
Wu Ge shook his head disinterestedly.
"Eat, don't be embarrassed. Cheng Yingxia said with a grin.
"Okay. β
It's not that Wu Ge is not determined, what he is afraid of now is that Cheng Yingxia is coquettish with him, he can't cope with this.
Huamei was thrown into Wu Ge's mouth, and it felt no different from rewarding a puppy.
"Uh-huh-a......a
As soon as Wu Ge took a sip, he grinned widely, so sour that he couldn't speak.
"What's wrong, isn't it delicious?" Cheng Yingxia and Lu Xiaoxiao looked at him puzzled, and continued to chew, making Wu Ge feel frightened. It's not like he hasn't eaten plum before, but the brand they chose is obviously for women, and his teeth are about to be sore.
"Ask ......"
His mouth was frozen, and he couldn't do anything, so he had to bow his head and let the sour plum fall out by itself.
"Don't you feel sour?"
He smacked his lips for a long time before he finally spoke.
"It's not sour. Cheng Yingxia and Lu Xiaoxiao shook their heads together.
You're all monsters!" Wu Ge said to himself.
"What a waste. Lu Xiaoxiao said dissatisfiedly.
"That's it," Cheng Yingxia echoed. "Won't enjoy. This is the taste of love, do you understand?"
Wu Ge just wanted to fight back, but Lu Xiaoxiao had already taken the conversation.
"What is the taste of love?"
β...... That's what it tastes like. β
"You mean, if someone loves you, you have this taste in your mouth?"
"yes, but it's a ......"
Lu Xiaoxiao's face elongated.
"Hmph, I said he didn't love me, and he denied it. β
Lu Xiao snorted and said. Without waiting for Cheng Yingxia to react, she gently and skillfully leaned upward, and disappeared with a "poof".
There were a few suppressed exclamations all around - there is no shortage of people in this world who love to look at beautiful women, but the scene in front of them is indeed quite unexpected. They looked at each other, and none of them dared to say what they had seen to make such a fuss. In fact, it wasn't until two years later that someone spoke about it after a drunken episode and swore that they weren't dazzled at the time. But he got a stink from his drinking friends, laughed at him for seeing the beauty of the nerves, and finally even he began to wonder if there was something wrong with his memory.
This is enough to show how important collective care is for a person to correct his or her mistakes.
But Cheng Yingxia didn't notice these people. She has seen a lot and has learned to ignore such people.
"Hmm, does Xiaoxiao have a boyfriend?" she asked Wu Ge suspiciously.
To say that usually, she never intended to talk to Wu Ge - except for a few times when she called his senior brother when she was apprenticed, she always called him "Hey," and calling him by his name was polite - even more so after Yu Kai's incident, the only difference between the way she looked at him and the way she looked at the garbage can was the angle - because he was taller than the garbage can. But now I can only talk to him.
"Xiaoxiao grew up in a nunnery and entered the fairy world at the age of thirteen - and now she soaks with you all day long, do you think she has a boyfriend?"
"Then she's talking about ......"
"Who else is there besides you and me? Of course, it's her father......
"Huh?" Cheng Yingxia's eyes widened.
"But they are father and daughter, and they won't be open to ......"
"Hey, what are you wondering about?" Wu Ge quickly interrupted her. "You're just talking about 'the taste of love,' how does she know that kind of love you're talking about? Father's love is not love? Hmph, I've read too many romance novels, and my brain has been broken. β
But the last sentence he said in a low voice, and he twisted his head to the side.
β...... But Xiaoxiao doesn't really understand anything, does he?"
"What do you say? She traveled directly from the Ming Dynasty. β
"So, what will she do?"
"Of course, I went back to her father to settle the score...... Why are you staring at me, cleaning up your own troubles. β