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"If Monkey King had just had this ability, Tang Seng would have been eaten by monsters!"

This answer was given to Xi Xiaoxin by the beautiful snake Bai Yuhan, and she naturally wouldn't let go of the opportunity to ridicule the monkey when she didn't like it. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)

However, the monkey didn't pay attention to Bai Yuhan's complaints, and at this time, the excitement in his heart was unimaginable to others. When it sees something, it wants to smash it, especially when it sees the big sea turtle, it wants to smash it with a stick and stew the turtle meat to eat.

Xu Xian was quite speechless about this, and it was not easy for the big sea turtle to grow to this point! If a stick was smashed, there would be nothing, so keep it! Just keep it as if it was a big pet! So everyone drove the yacht away again, and Xu Xian continued to let the big turtle follow behind.

The big turtle naturally didn't dare to resist lightly, the two 'monsters' were already terrible, and now there is an extra aggressive monster, where does it dare to say half a word! So the big turtle is very helpless, it has become their personal pet!

At this time, it was already noon, and Xi Xiaoxin's mood was still agitated, so Xu Xian had no choice but to go to the yacht by himself. Although he has never opened this thing, as long as he can understand English and follow the instructions next to him, there is no problem in slowly groping for it!

For him now, it is not too difficult to drive a yacht, even if the yacht has no power, he can completely let the big sea turtle run with it!

When he returned to the surface of the sea where the turtle had originally nested, Xu Xian stopped the yacht. On the deck, Zhao Feixue and the others had already started to barbecue.

And Xi Xiaoxin also came back to her senses and started to give her Mr. Zhao. Just curious gazes. From time to time it swept over the monkey. It makes the monkey feel a little weird. I thought to myself: This human being is so annoying! Why do you keep looking at me? Does she like me? But I don't like human beings! Human beings are so ugly, they don't feel it at all! Hey! I haven't looked for a female monkey for two hundred years, and I'm really depressed! I must find a few more when I go into the mountains this time!

Eating barbecue and drinking beer, the monkey sighed, "It's been two hundred years, this sunshine is really comfortable! The barbecue is also fragrant, what kind of beer is this." Xu Xian, what kind of wine is this! You drink such a hard wine, and you drink so vigorously?"

Listening to a monkey chattering, Xi Xiaoxin's head short-circuited for a while before she came back to her senses, and originally wanted to ask Zhao Feixue, is this monkey a monster! But asking someone in front of a monster if it is a monster seems a little impolite, so she endured it, although it was very hard!

Seeing that they were not surprised at all, Xi Xiaoxin couldn't help but sigh secretly. The nerves of these people are really big!

"Dancing in the sky! Don't speak, you see, you're scared of this Sister Xi!" Xu Xian pointed at Xi Xiaoxin, who was staying, and said with a smile, "In the eyes of humans, you are a monkey, as soon as you speak, people will know that you are a demon monkey, do you know how humans deal with a monster?

"At that time, I didn't know how to speak, so naturally he didn't tell me this! After I could speak, he wouldn't take me out to play" The monkey looked at Xi Xiaoxin helplessly, and finally said: "Little girl, don't be afraid of me, I won't hurt people casually." And don't look at me like that, I don't like you humans, it's useless if you like me. ”

Burst......

The wine in Xu Xian's mouth squirted out directly, and Zhao Feixue, who was eating barbecue, also squirted out the meat in his mouth.

Only Bai Yuhan didn't react, she was originally a demon, and after she transformed, although she didn't like humans much, she couldn't say how disgusted she was. What's more, Xu Xian still asked her to be a Taoist companion for him! Is it strange that humans like monsters?

Xi Xiaoxin is about to cry! The ghost likes you as a dead monkey! Is the old lady still afraid that she won't find a man? Although the old lady is not very beautiful, the old lady has a good figure! It's just that Xi Xiaoxin scolded in her heart, but she didn't dare to show it, which made her quite depressed.

"Okay, let's eat your meat!" Xu Xian said and looked at Zhao Feixue and said, "Sister, you can prepare a mobile phone and send it to the villa!"

Zhao Feixue was stunned, nodded at the end, and said, "No need to prepare, there are a few spare mobile phones at home." ”

Xu Xian nodded, and then popularized the knowledge of human society to the monkeys. Now the times have changed, many things are different, you see that there were no yachts before, and most of the boats were wooden boats, but now you see, they are all iron lumps!

Xu Xian said, and asked Xi Xiaotie to give him her matching gun, and then said to the monkey: "Don't look at this thing as inconspicuous, but this thing is still very painful to hit people, and it is very fast, do you want to try it? Maybe you will encounter this kind of thing in the future, but don't block it hard then." ”

The monkey nodded and said, "Try it!" As he spoke, he jumped and swept towards the sea, seeing that Xi Xiaoxin was in a trance again.

"Are you ready?" Xu Xian called out to the monkey standing dozens of meters away.

"No problem, come on!"

Xu Xian raised the gun and shot it at its side, originally wanting the monkey to see the degree of the bullet. As a result, the monkey threw its long stick at the bullet, and with a ding, the bullet was thrown into the sea, but it shook its arm twice.

"What is this, fiercer than a musket!"

"You've seen muskets too?"

"Of course!"

"It's called a pistol, and it's the least powerful of the guns. If it's a cannon, you'd better flash as fast as you can, and that thing will smash you to pieces. And today's cannons are different from the cannons you have seen before, they are so small and light that you can't imagine them at all!"

Xu Xian said as he fired two more shots at the monkey in succession, the monkey's body moved, and the stick danced like a wind wheel, directly knocking the two bullets away.

But the arm shook a few times, and it can be seen that the power of the pistol is still quite strong.

"It seems that the world has indeed changed a lot!" the monkey swept back and sighed, "Don't worry! I won't mess around in human society!"

If the monkey is said, Xu Xian will not believe it much. But everyone is just friends, just fulfill the obligation to be friends, as for whether it will mess around in human society, it is none of his business. I'm not his master, so I can't always remind him by his side!

After eating the barbecue, everyone is not having much fun. For Zhao Feixue and Xi Xiaoxin, they have too many things to digest. For Bai Yuhan, these don't matter, when everyone is eating barbecue, she is watching the computer to learn knowledge.

And the monkey, it didn't want to stay on the boat anymore, if Xu Xian hadn't said that he would give it a mobile phone, if he had never contacted him in the future, it would have left a long time ago.

And Xu Xian didn't have the heart to continue playing, because he wanted to go back and look at the things that were picked up from that undersea cave and wanted to show something from them.

The appearance of the little Lori Jiang Xianxian, the disappearance of the great god after the battle of the gods, or according to the monkey's statement, after the journey to the west, the fairy god disappeared...... The underground veins and spiritual qi flowed backwards, one by one, which made Xu Xian feel a little confused, but he felt that those were not trivial matters.

What kind of role did he play in this? Why did Old Lady Jiang seal his daughter to wake up at this time? Was it a coincidence that the Immortal Mansion chose him? Or was it predestined a long time ago? These questions all troubled Xu Xian one by one, making him feel as if he had fallen into a big quagmire.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the yacht finally returned to the villa by the sea, and everyone disembarked, while the monkey looked at the villa strangely. Xu Xian asked it to put away the stick and pretend that it couldn't speak, so as not to scare Zhao's mother.

Zhao Feixue returned to the house and quickly took a mobile phone out, but Zhao's mother didn't come out to join in the fun, probably not knowing that they brought a monkey back!

Xu Xian took the mobile phone and explained to the monkey how to use the mobile phone, so that it could call him if there was anything, and he would definitely help if it could help!

The monkey held the mobile phone and felt very curious, but scratched his head and said, "According to you, this thing needs to be charged, and then I will run out of the mountains?"

"This is regarded as an emergency thing, you don't usually need to use it, and when the power is out, you can secretly go to someone else's house to charge it!"

Xu Xian was very unscrupulous 'taught', but the monkey felt that Xu Xian's words were very reasonable.

Xu Xian stuffed the mobile phone case into the monkey's hand and said, "If you want to go, I won't stop you, take it!" There is an instruction manual in it, you know Chinese characters, just press it and read it." But most of them are simplified, and if you don't understand it, you can steal it, and it's actually easy to ......"

Xu Xian said, and took out a bundle of banknotes from the Immortal Mansion and handed it to it, "You have this money, if you want to buy something, you can use this to buy it." As long as you don't speak, buying things shouldn't be too difficult for people to accept......"

A dead dog can buy things with money, and a monkey can buy things with money, which shouldn't be too shocking!

"Thank you! You're my best friend!" the monkey patted Xu Xian's arm with his paw and said, "Then I'm gone!"

The monkey is really a neat demon monkey, just go, directly a somersault turned in the air, and the iron rod disappeared.

Seeing this, Bai Yuhan rolled his eyes and looked at Xu Xian, "Didn't you say that you can't fly around in the sky during the day?"

Xu Xian nodded and said, "I said it, but the dead monkey didn't listen, what can I do? If something really happened to it, then it can't blame me, right?"

“......”

Zhao Feixue and Bai Yuhan were a little speechless!

"Okay, you're going to be busy, I'll look at something......" Xu Xian said, summoning the box out and placing it on the open-air balcony.

But Bai Yuhan and Zhao Feixue didn't leave, they were also very curious, what was in this box!