Chapter 2 Professor Jiang is really low-key when he drives a scooter
"Old Jiang, everything is in plain sight. I respect you. Academician Liu said, raised his head and drank.
It's just that the expression is wonderful.
"Old Jiang, I'll visit your house when I go back, don't hide your secrets. Academician Liu said meaningfully that he had insisted that Jiang Wei had invented a miraculous hangover medicine, and he must share it with everyone.
The booze was changed to a sip, and the tempered cup was handed to Academician Zhou. The latter took a sip, real wine.
I can't speak for a long time, how can there be any mezzanine, we have wronged Lao Jiang.
Jiang Wei's expression is also wonderful, it stands to reason that this time it is wine, but the result is still boiled water.
The expressions of the three people looked at in the eyes of everyone, and Jiang Wei's expression looked more like a real wine fairy who looked down on them and despised them?
However, Jiang Wei's inner feelings are like a monstrous wave, and the actions of Academician Liu and Academician Zhou have already shown that everyone just drank boiled water without discrimination?
Jiang Wei was suddenly annoyed, as a scientist, how could he fool the public like this?
In fact, from a psychological point of view, his feeling is more like the feeling of the emperor's new clothes after being dismantled by the two academicians Zhou and Liu. I'm so ashamed that I don't know how to face them in the future, whether they will say that I am cheating.
Jiang Yihong hooked Jiang Wei's neck with his own care, smiled and grinned in a rare way, and nodded: "Dad, I poured wine for you just now, but it was irregular." ”
Knowing the son Mo Ruo's father, knowing the father Mo Ruozi, Jiang Wei woke up with one sentence, his son is more rigorous than himself, how can he come nonsense.
Jiang Wei was skeptical, thought about it, picked up the two cups in front of Academician Zhou, took a small sip each, put it down, paused, and said: "Good guy, real wine." ”
He snatched the big transparent tie pot, poured himself another glass, took a sip, and said, "Good guy." "There's another subtext that hasn't been spoken, good guys, it's really plain water.
I was afraid that a few old friends would see through it and grab it to taste it, so I drank it quickly.
Several academicians glanced at each other, and at this time they all had expressions of shame and self-embarrassment. Think about it, before tonight, who would have thought that the small gathering of a few people could evolve into this big scene, so as to prepare a tie pot with a mezzanine in advance. Old ginger is old ginger, ginger is still old and spicy, and it will be impossible for him to make fun of him for his small amount of alcohol in the future.
People are hiding it.
'Bang dang', Mr. Wang of the big hotel was already drunk, and he fell to the ground happily, and once again responded to Jiang Yihong's sentence "Drink a pig to death." ”
It was already midnight when I came out.
Seeing off several old friends at the door of the International Hotel, Jiang Yihong stood next to Jiang Wei, refused the kindness of others to send luxury cars to pick him up, and found a substitute driver.
Seeing Jiang Wei drive a car worth 70,000 or 80,000 yuan, a group of drunks revered Jiang Wei even more.
People who have dedicated half their lives to science can only drive scooters. Looking back, let's see if I want to buy Professor Jiang a better car and send it over.
However, they may have misunderstood, this GK5 is Jiang Yihong's scooter.
Through the endoscope, Jiang Wei in the back row sighed, but in the end he didn't make a sound.
The stamina of the wine I drank at the beginning of the night came up, and I was a little drunk. It's just that Jiang Wei was wondering in his heart, as if he had seen this substitute driver somewhere.
After driving for more than ten minutes, Jiang Wei suddenly said, "Oh, did you get the pot back from the hotel?"
"What are you going to do with it?" Jiang Yihong, who was in the same row, leaned back on the seat and squinted in response.
"You're a loser, aren't you? How much did it cost to make that pot? It's your own thing, take it back and I'll study it. ”
"That's a hotel stuff. Jiang Yihong replied.
"No way. I remember that the hotel owner always said that they didn't have such a tie pot. ”
"Then I remember wrong. I picked it up. Jiang Yihong said angrily.
The substitute driver couldn't help but laugh, concentrating on driving the car, and then couldn't help but interject: "Professor Jiang, that tie pot does have a mezzanine, and it uses the same principle as the magician's performance." ”
Jiang Wei patted his forehead, held his glasses, and suddenly said, "I remember, I saw you in the hotel, you are the waiter who sent the pot." ”
Then he patted Jiang Yihong's thigh again: "Stinky boy, you still said that it wasn't ours." This driver is your studio buddy again, right? I don't take it seriously every day, and I don't study it a little. ”
Jiang Wei thought to himself, then it makes sense, the pot is transparent, and it is easy to show people's innocence. The appearance is so large that it is exaggerated, so that it can be filled with boiled water in advance, and all that is added is wine. Through the interlayer, you can pour out wine and water.
The only thing I can't figure out is why the body of the pot is transparent and smooth, without any traces of mechanism. It is possible that someone remotely controls the internal organs, so that the water or wine can be controlled according to the control of the person who pours the wine.
But it can't be explained that after Lao Liu poured out the wine exchange, he ended up drinking boiled water.
Jiang Yihong interrupted with a disgusted face: "Dad, who is not serious." Can you take your hand off my thigh and then think about it? ”
Jiang Wei didn't care. 's own baby, no matter how big it grows, it's still a baby. He stretched out his hand and closed his eyes.
After a long while, Jiang Yihong sighed and said, "Dad, you are like this in this life, you will always figure out the problems that you can't figure out, and no matter how difficult the scientific problems are, they won't be difficult for you, so you don't need me to explain." It's just that some things need to be learned to be flexible and not have to be so complicated. Usually go home to accompany your mother, simpler. ”
Jiang Wei seemed to have slept for a long time, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I plan to retire a few years early." "Over the years, for the sake of scientific research and the country, I have not had much time to talk to my wife.
Turning sideways and moving his waist to the ninety-degree angle formed by the door and seat, Jiang Yihong looked at his father and said seriously: "The data shows that Academician Liu is more self-conscious, and he has a habit of cleanliness, he only believes in himself. So if he wants to change, he will only exchange his wine glass and yours to verify his idea. It's hard to change people's minds. ”
"So as long as the cup of water that controls him is boiled water, you can drink boiled water. If Academician Zhou pours wine, then all the wine that comes out is liquor, and you can only be wronged by your father. ”
When Jiang Wei heard this, he originally wanted to say that if it was the latter, then you would drink it for you. But after thinking about it, I really can only drink it myself, in order to cover up the mouths of Youyou, "It seems that you also have a psychology degree from Stanford University." The interlayer of the pot should be meltable, and the control switch has the function of switching, heating and melting. ”
Such a bewitching mind, as if the answer to any puzzle would be revealed sooner or later in front of this scientist. It is gratifying that father and son are so rational, but they usually talk about everything, and they are also father and son and good friends.
"Boss, it's here. "The 'substitute driver' parked the car at the gate of the JY community, got out of the car and opened the back door, and suddenly flattered: "Boss, can you lend me this car tonight?"
Jiang Yihong said: "Can you have a little ambition, well, the key will be given to you." ”
After that, he lost the car key and helped Jiang Wei to walk into the community.
Before he had taken a few steps, he heard a loud sound and the sound of GK5 flying away. Where is this 70,000 or 80,000 yuan scooter, is the cliff a modified car, or is it the kind that accelerates to less than 2.4 seconds per 100 kilometers.
I can vaguely hear Jiang Wei scolding Jiang Yihong for being a loser, and asking how much money was spent on the modification, and the little money your studio made was lost.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the elevator and was about to unlock the fingerprint door, Jiang Yihong suddenly pretended to say: "Dad, wake up, it's too heavy for you to hook my shoulders this way." ”
Jiang Wei pretended to be drunk.
Sure enough, as soon as the door opened, the lights were bright.
Cheng's mother, who was dozing off on the sofa, got up when she heard the sound, and hurriedly came over to help Jiang Yihong hold Jiang Wei, and said in her mouth: "Old ginger, if you can't drink it, don't drink so much, what can you do if you drink it badly?"
"You too, I asked you to come over to help watch your dad, and you still let you drink like this? ”
Jiang Yihong said with a smile: "Mom, Dad is powerful tonight, he fights alone, and he even drinks a pig." ”
Cheng's mother glanced at her and said fiercely: "This cowhide is still blowing into the sky, isn't it a solo battle?" When you were full moon, as soon as he was happy, he drank half a catty of liquor, and then slept for two days and two nights before he came to his senses. Your dad drank like this tonight, and you're the culprit. ”
Jiang Yihong retorted: "No, Mom, it's none of my business." ”
"Don't you still talk back? Why don't you hurry up and make a basin of hot water if you have such spare time?" said Cheng's mother in an unkind tone.
Watching Jiang Yihong go to fetch water, Cheng's mother put Jiang Wei on the sofa and lay down, helped him take off his shoes, and murmured softly: "Old Jiang, can you hear me? Is it uncomfortable? I am ready to sober up, do you want to drink a little before sleeping?"
Just as Jiang Yihong came over with water, he said in a strange voice: "The treatment of those who have won the award is different." Mom, I've drunk too, where are you sobering up?"
Feeling Cheng's mother's white eyes, as if she could eat people, and the slight swing of Jiang's father pretending to be asleep but signaling that people would not be dismantled, Jiang Yihong suddenly stopped: "I suddenly feel so sleepy, hot towels and water are here, I'll go back to my room to sleep first." ”
Jiang Wei praised silently, a good son, good acting skills, I didn't waste the half catty of liquor back then, it was worth it.
A good night.
When the first rays of dawn entered the balcony in the morning, Cheng's mother opened Jiang Yihong's bedroom door, only to find that her son had already gone out.
"Rabbit cub, it's rare to go home once, this time I went out without breakfast, and I didn't break your leg when I looked back. Cheng's mother chattered, and suddenly said to herself, "Alas, the little bird has grown up, and the studio is getting bigger and bigger, and it always has to fly to the sky, how can you fly without legs." ”
Of course, Jiang Yihong didn't know this, and at this time he was in a laboratory with sophisticated instruments and high-tech equipment, with a serious expression.