Chapter 101: A Strong Pseudo-Girl

"Well, didn't you come in vain?!I said it's very good here, you like it!" said the man who was driving just now with a grin, and the tiredness on his face seemed to disappear.

Qiu Yue and Ling Feng looked at the sunset, feeling the silence around them, it was so quiet that there was no sound, and even the panting of the man driving the car could be heard.

"It's beautiful, it's beautiful, I like it!" Ling Feng excitedly took out his mobile phone and took a few photos.

Qiu Yue lit a cigarette, handed out the cigarette to a few people, slowly spit out a puff of smoke and said: "Fellow, your place is really good, but your treatment is really bad, I will take it, you look at my buttocks, it is full of dirt, and my buttocks are now sore as if they are swollen, can you think of a way in terms of safety measures." It's not a Mercedes Benz pick-up, not even a cushion. ”

"We locals are used to it, and next time you go out, I'll definitely equip you with Ha Luha!" the man laughed.

Looking at the people who are still busy in the field, the children playing by the rice fields, Qiu Yue remembered his village, which is also a beautiful small mountain village, leaning on the mountain, people are working at sunrise and returning at sunset, although they are a little tired every day, they are very happy, and they are the most innocent smiles on their faces every day.

But in the city, it's different, the boss's cold eyes, colleagues' ridicule, and plotting against you behind your back, these are no longer as beautiful as they were at the beginning.

The society is too dry, so dry that everyone seems to be crazy, called in a hurry, there are no rules for doing things, and they are disorganized.

"Fellow, you can take a picture of our brothers!" Qiu Yue handed the phone to the fellow.

But the fellow still doesn't know how to use the road, and Qiu Yue wasted most of the day to teach.

After Ling Feng and Qiu Yue took some photos, the fellow took Qiu Yue and Ling Feng into the small village, which gave people a quiet and comfortable feeling, which was very good and very comfortable.

"Wow, the air here is so fresh!" Ling Feng said excitedly.

Qiu Yue rolled his eyes and said: "I haven't breathed, I grew up in a mountain village, and the air over there is so fresh and very comfortable, I will take you to my hometown to see when I have time, it's not much worse than here!"

"Yes, it seems that there is a certain gap between the air in the city and the village, and if I have the chance, I will definitely visit Ha Luha in my good brother's home!" Ling Feng said excitedly.

Qiu Yue smiled and said, "Okay, I'll let you open your eyes then!"

"Come here and make a note!" the middle-aged man said.

Suddenly, Qiu Yue and Ling Feng were speechless, they really wanted to beat this old thing hard, and they actually had to make some records.

"Don't you have nothing to do and have enough to eat?" Ling Feng said angrily.

The middle-aged man said aggrievedly: "Where to eat, I was supposed to have a meal at that time, but when I saw you coming, I said in my heart that business was important, so I left the meal and brought you back without eating!"

"Damn, are you crazy, we came to live here with you, we were originally here to be chic, you are good, what kind of brick tractor will not say anything about you, and your sister wants to make a record for us? Ling Feng said angrily!" Ling Feng said angrily.

The man hurriedly said with a smile on his face: "I'm not, isn't it for the sake of safety? You have to find a safe place to live, what about me, I have to find a safe person to live, isn't it, a reason, I also hope that the two heroes will be more understanding, and tolerant, please cooperate with my work, live happily in the store, and go home safely! If you don't cooperate! Hehehehe!"

"Damn, what if you don't cooperate, your sister, don't you want to fight?" Ling Feng suddenly felt a little angry.

The middle-aged man said with a smile: "If you don't live, you won't be able to go back today, our special car is also broken, and now it's being repaired, what about yourself, of course, it's difficult to go back." ”

"You're black, aren't you! Do you think that Lao Tzu can't do it on your side, cowardly, Lao Tzu will call someone now!" Ling Feng took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.

Qiu Yue grabbed Ling Feng, patted Ling Feng and said, "This fellow is okay, is their place not bad, the mountains and rivers are beautiful." Don't be angry, isn't it just to record our information, after all, we outsiders are not too reassuring, it's better to be safe! Both sides can rest assured, and our cooperative relationship will be good!"

At this moment, Qiu Yue and Ling Feng looked up and saw a tractor on the side of the road that was very familiar, and the clod of dirt on it was also very familiar.

"I'm sorry, isn't this the car we were in just now?, isn't this fucking running pretty happy?" Qiu Yue also looked at the man a little angrily.

The man said embarrassedly, "It's fixed, it's fixed, it's fixed." ”

"You actually lied! But I endured it! Ling Feng, let's register quickly, I'm tired today." I'm too lazy to yell at you. Ling Feng, you just don't see anything!" Qiu Yue said helplessly.

Ling Feng was also completely speechless by this man, "Eh, then let's stay for one night! I'm too tired to do it, you win the old thing!"

"Hey, hey, two good friends, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, I'll start recording your situation now. The man excitedly took out a notebook and began to record.

"Lives!" the man asked lewdly.

"Qiu Yue!" Qiu Yue and Ling Feng said, "Ling Feng"

"Gender!" still looked at Qiu Yue and Ling Feng very obscenely.

Ling Feng slapped the table and said angrily: "Are you blind? What gender Lao Tzu is, can't you tell it?"

"Uh! helpless!" Qiu Yue is also going crazy.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, we are rich in young middle-aged shemales like you here, all of them are strong and strong, but no one dares to confirm them if they don't look below!" The man took out a few photos of men with strong chest muscles, and when he looked at the bottom, it really humiliated all the men, there was not a single hair, and it became a black slit, with a piece of day and night ABC on it.

"Qiu Yue, do you want to vomit?" Ling Feng asked.

Qiu Yue nodded. "You wait a while before registering, let's go out and vomit a mouthful of blood first!"

After saying that, the two of them vomited blood.

"Alright, let's go, let's go ahead, but I beg you not to take out this kind of photo, please!" Qiu Yue said as he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

The man also had tears on his face: "Three-dimensional! Oh yes, you're not that. And where do you live?"

"We're from Jiangliang City, Xie Lu Xie!" Ling Feng said.

After the man asked a few more mentally handicapped questions, he stood up and shook the hands of the two people excitedly and said, "Thank you for your cooperation!"