Chapter 54: I Want to Join the Tigers
As mentioned above, in the bandit world, when people are fighting alone, outsiders are not allowed to participate, but there are no such regulations in group battles; for example, when a strong bandit group has a large number of people, when attacking a weak bandit group, there are not so many regulations; if you want to blame it, you can only blame your bad luck, and you should be unlucky. If you don't want to be killed, surrender early and no one will beat you.
The few people who understood it immediately threw a grateful look at Jia Banxian, and said thank you to Jia Banxian in unison;
Jia Banxian waved his hand and said, "You guys don't have to be polite;" After finishing speaking, you let the others stand aside and didn't say anything. Instead, he stared straight at Tian Ming, who had been fighting with Liu Xu and disappeared for five years; at this moment, I saw Jia Banxian's shrewd eyes suddenly brightened, as if he had thought of something, and I saw him immediately wave his hand to a guard on the side, letting him get close to him, and then I only heard Jia Banxian say to him, "You immediately take a detour back to Liu's house, tell the head of the Liu family, and say that Young Master Tian Ming is back; Liu Shao is taking him back; and at the same time ask the master of the Liu family to prepare a feast" When he said this, Jia Banxian suddenly added another sentence. Just say that Liu Shao ordered it;
When the guard heard this, he immediately said respectfully, "It's Jia Shao;
"Hmm," I only heard Jia Banxian hum and waved his hand and said, "Go back quickly."
I saw that the guard didn't stop much, turned around and jumped on the horse, turned the horse's head, and made a detour back to Liu's house. Although he didn't know who Young Master Tian Ming was talking about by Jia Banxian, he was definitely not fooling himself when he saw Jia Shao's appearance, so he didn't ask much, and after replying yes, he hurried towards Liu's house.
After Jia Banxian saw him leave, he then took out a black token from his arms, and saw that on one side of the token, a fierce tiger with teeth and claws was carved. I saw that the big tiger carved on the token was lifelike, and the image was realistic, and when you looked at it, you would feel that the tiger on the token was about to break free from the token and pounce on you.
On the other side of the token, only a "Jia" character is carved and stands there alone.
When Jia Banxian took out the token and threw it to another guard next to him, the guard glanced at the token and looked at Jia Banxian without saying anything, only to hear Jia Banxian say, "You take my token and rush back to the cottage immediately, let the captains rush to Liu's house immediately, and let their subordinates clean the cottage for me, inside and out;
Speaking of this, Jia Banxian then thought for a while and said, "Let them hang a few red cloths on the gate of the village, preferably a big red flower." Also, let them clean up for me one by one, don't go there and embarrass us the Tigers. Take a good bath, change into the suit of the Tiger Regiment, and let the smelly ones wash me a few more times, although it is summer, it is not for them to smoke mosquitoes, but for them to go to the feast. ”
Then Jia Banxian thought for a while and said, "Let that person straighten my beard, the beard is so long, don't make me look like his own second uncle." Speaking of this, he immediately said in a threatening tone, "Just say that Jia Shao said it, if anyone doesn't clean up for me, I will go to him to practice when I have time."
In this way, after Jia Banxian said something in an uproar, the guard who had been ordered nodded again and again, and only after seeing Jia Banxian wave his hand, did he turn around and get on the horse, turn the horse's head, and gallop quickly towards the cottage of the Tiger Regiment.
Just after the guard's escort left, Jia Banxian looked back at Tian Ming and Liu Xu again. Jia Banxian looked calm, but the three people behind him couldn't calm down. They didn't have the heart to watch the battle between Tian Ming and their regiment commander anymore, because the three of them had just heard Jia Banxian's words, 'When the three of them heard Jia Banxian say that if anyone doesn't clean up the ropes, they will go to someone to practice when they have time, this time it will frighten the three of them.
Because after the three of them heard Jia Banxian's words, they suddenly thought that when they had just joined the Tiger Bandit Group, there was a buddy with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, and his body was skinny and had no flesh on his body;
Every night in the dead of night, in the middle of the night when the three watches, in the square in the village there will always be a burst of boxing practice "bang bang horn" sounded, the sound of boxing practice is accompanied by a scream, like a wolf crying ghost howl, the screaming people are hairy. When I saw this guy again a few days later, the people in the group were shocked one by one and found that this guy had gained a lot of weight. The figure is bloated, and the small face is much rounder. But on his round face was a patch of black green, one in the east and one in the west, and there was no way he had seen what he had been.
Thinking of this, the three of them hurriedly lowered their heads and began to tidy up their clothes, for fear that they would be disheveled. After looking at it for a while, he saw that his clothes were still neat, and then he hurriedly raised his arms, lowered his head, and inhaled three times almost at the same time with his three noses, and then moved his head to the armpit on the other side, and inhaled three more times;
The three of them glanced at each other, saw the joy in each other's eyes, and knew that there was nothing wrong with each other; the three of them immediately raised their necks and came to Jia Banxian's horse with their faces straight, and said, "Jia Shao, you see that our clothes are quite neat, right?"
Jia Banxian, who was watching the fight between Tian Ming and Liu Xu, heard the three of them ask him again, lowered his head and glanced at the three of them, and said "um" for some reason. It can be regarded as admitting that the three of them are neatly dressed.
The three people who were recognized were overjoyed in their hearts, and then a guard stepped forward, raised his arm, pointed to his armpit with the other hand, and said excitedly, "Jia Shao, do you smell me?"
Jia Banxian, who was just about to turn his head to look at Tian Ming and Liu Xu, heard the guard's words, and suddenly felt a convulsion in his abdomen, and a churning in his stomach; and then he had a feeling of wanting to vomit; Jia Banxian hurriedly bent down and gritted his teeth to choke back the feeling that came from his mouth; this time he was suffocated and his face was flushed. When Jia Banxian, who endured it the most, was about to open his mouth to scold his guard, he suddenly heard the words of the onlookers, so he stopped scolding. What did the onlookers say? Let's see what the crowd had to say......
Originally, because the battle between Tian Ming and Liu Xu was on the main road in the city, there were many onlookers; just when everyone was watching the battle between Tian Ming and Liu Xu with great interest, they suddenly saw the abnormal movement of Jia Banxian and his guards, and everyone quickly shifted their eyes and looked over. I don't know if I don't know how to do it, I was taken aback after seeing it, this one doesn't matter, everyone can't take their eyes off it, and no one is watching the battle between Tian Ming and Liu Xu for a while.
All the eyes of the people were focused on Jia Banxian's body, and at this time they saw a guard pointing to his armpit and saying something to Jia Banxian, and Jia Banxian was excited after hearing this, and his face was flushed with excitement, and then they saw Jia Banxian lower his head and sniff the guard's armpit.
Seeing this scene, someone suddenly said, "A master is a master, and even his hobbies are different"
Some people also said enviously, "That blames Jia Shao for being so powerful, it turns out that there is a secret"
Some people also excitedly said, "My son finally has a bright day."
After hearing this man's excited shouting, the person next to him asked, "Is it so about your son?"
The man was very excited, and then replied, "Don't you see that Jia Shao doesn't dislike people who smell like their bodies? My son has a smelly body;
Not far away, a woman with a bit of a posture excitedly let go of her tightly clamped arm, and then said, "This is a real man"
At this time, Jia Banxian, who was bending over and wanted to vomit, heard everyone's words, immediately straightened up and opened his mouth to clench his fists loudly to everyone and said, "My Tiger Regiment welcomes you very much to join; and my Tiger Regiment never discriminates against people with a peculiar body smell;" When he said this, Jia Banxian forcibly held back the churning of his stomach and continued. If your body has a bad smell, if your family has a bad smell, if your relatives and friends have a bad smell, you can come and join my Tiger Regiment.
When Jia Banxian's words were finished, everyone was in an uproar when they heard it. The crowd was talking.
At this moment, a woman who was eighteen years old and beautiful as a flower suddenly shouted loudly, "From today onwards, I will be a member of the Tiger Regiment in life and a ghost in the Tigers Regiment in death."
When Jia Banxian heard the prestige, he didn't know this woman, so he asked very suspiciously, "Miss, what do you mean by this?"
After hearing Jia Banxian's question, the corners of her mouth trembled, and her eyes were full of tears and she replied excitedly, "Because my body contains a peculiar smell, it is difficult to find my mother-in-law's house at home; I only hate myself for being a daughter and can't break into the world, today I heard that Jia Gongzi does not dislike me and other people like this, so I decided to join the Tiger Regiment here today; in the future, I will serve tea and water in the Tiger Regiment, wash and fold quilts, as long as you don't give up, I will not shirk what I can do."
The young girls and middle-aged women around heard the woman's story, and they also followed suit and claimed that they also wanted to join the Tiger Regiment; some of the men around them were stimulated by the fact that some of them were clamoring to join because their women wanted to join; some of them who had no family saw that some beauties had joined, and they also wanted to join the Tiger Regiment to win a future; maybe one day they would be hit by peach blossoms, and they could hug the beauty; and then they would gain fame and fortune, and the glorious lintel might not be enough. I don't want to know the way, I can't stand it when I think about it. Immediately shouted "I want to join the LTTE"
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