Chapter 31: The Science of Fart!
At first, Han Yifan still thought that if he knew the Tao and could help her, he would try his best to help her. After all, it's not easy for a beautiful woman to be so beautiful in this society.
But when he heard his name coming out of the other party's mouth, Han Yifan felt that this guy had bad intentions.
First of all, the other party tentatively said that he knew himself, and now he said that he wanted to find himself, which is not sure that he is amusing himself.
"Let's go, you hurry up!I don't know this person, let's go quickly!" Han Yifan said a little angrily.
Tang Weiwei had actually been observing the changes in Han Yifan's expression, and now she was more sure that the man in front of her must know Han Yifan.
However, now is obviously not the time to speak, and since he is dressed up like this, he will definitely not admit it.
The only way to get him to admit it is to catch it.
"Okay, since you don't know the way, then I'll continue to look for it. But I still want to thank you!" After speaking, Tang Weiwei floated away like a water lotus.
Han Yifan looked at her back and thought carefully, she really didn't seem to know her? Besides, if she knew herself, why did she keep giving herself a disdainful look on the bus that day?
Could it be that because she looked at her twice more at the time, she wanted to inquire about her family history and kill them all.
But this reason, Han Yifan felt that it was too far-fetched.
Thinking of coming back that day and taking the bus, Han Yifan felt ashamed.
It was the last day he stayed in school, watching the brothers in the dormitory leave one by one, Han Yifan felt that his university had finally fallen asleep.
A dream for three or four years!
The people I know have found jobs in many places, and I have been thinking about the graduate school entrance examination, so I am not in a hurry to find a job.
However, even so, Han Yifan watched his friends leave one by one, and he still felt a little uncomfortable.
Han Yifan has always felt that life is a dream, and we always shuttle in one dream after another.
When I was a child, elementary school, middle school, and university were all dreams one by one.
Some dreams are very short, some dreams are very long, some dreams have a vivid character, and some dreams are like urine after drinking beer in summer.
Just when Han Yifan was thinking about whether he wanted to rent a house and continue dreaming, the uncle at home called.
In a hurry, he packed his things and rushed home.
After the last, Pan, a fat man who knew that he had no money in his hand, also stuffed himself with a thousand yuan for himself to prepare.
"I don't have the money to tell my brother, I don't know what's going on with Lu Dao when I go back this time, so take more money and prepare it. Fat Pan said. In fact, he originally gave himself a card, but he didn't ask for it, but he kept insisting, so he had to collect a thousand yuan.
"Don't worry, uncle and aunt will be fine. If you don't have enough money or need help when you go back, call me! Brother, you know me, and if you are not reliable with anyone, you will not be able to!"
"Remember, go back and do a good job, what to do, what's not good, there's a fat brother!"
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The fat man's name is Ban Jiliang, and he likes to call him Fat Pan, this is his best friend in four years of college.
His family is suffering, and the fat man Pan has always secretly helped him. Han Yifan didn't say it, but he knew it in his heart.
Bidding farewell to the fat Pan, Han Yifan, in order to save money, took the last pack of a box of instant noodles that he didn't know how long he had been under the bed, and ran to the bus stop while carrying the bag on his back.
Speaking of which, the bus stop is not far from the school, and it can be reached by crossing a few streets, and by the time Han Yifan finishes nibbling on a bag of instant noodles, it will be almost there.
Maybe it's the reason why he eats while walking, Han Yifan choked on the last bite, and when he arrived at the bus stop, he saw that there was a faucet, so he poured a meal of cold water.
Unexpectedly, what I ate and drank made myself lose my life.
As soon as he arrived at the car, Han Yifan saw a beautiful woman wearing a mask, in such a hot weather, this beauty was still wrapped so tightly, she must be sick!
Therefore, Han Yifan took a few more looks. Because there were many people on the bus and there were no seats, Han Yifan put his bag on the ground and sat on it.
College and college, after a few years of college, Han Yifan didn't know how much he had learned, but in the past, at home, the hard-working self was gone, replaced by a lazy guy who could sit and never stand, but never sit when he was asleep.
I don't know if this incident means that my life has changed for the better, or if it is a kind of sadness.
Later, as there were more and more people, he was squeezed next to the woman. Although I also felt the white eyes of the girl, but this is a public place, and I can't help it!
Then his keen nose smelled a fox smell, and it was obvious that Han Yifan knew that it was this girl. Although the smell was very light, Han Yifan still smelled it.
Originally, this was nothing, but Han Yifan suddenly moved his stomach to churn, oh no, diarrhea.
I think it's because the bag I ate is estimated to have half a semester of instant noodles and tap water to drink. But it's not like I haven't drunk it before, so why is there something wrong with it this time?
It seems that his body has really become delicate!
Then, I let out a loud and smelly fart at an inopportune time.
Speaking of which, my fart would not have been so loud originally, but I wanted to try my best to control this fart, so I clamped the switch port.
However, how can diarrhea be so easy to clamp, he really can't hold it, and he wonders if he can put a soundless fart?
This is going to test the control of the sphincter at the chrysanthemum, and it is obviously impossible to hold it. If you want to let go, you have to be knowledgeable.
It's really a university question.
If you put the sphincter too big, it's troublesome, because you have diarrhea, so it's likely to make a yellow soup in the crotch. But if you clamp it too tightly, then, because of the willingness of the airflow, it is likely to be a loud fart.
So, Han Yifan tried his best to control this fart of his own, wanting to complete a fart that was both loud and would not stain his pants.
It turned out to be good, his level was really not good, and it was so loud that it crackled, and it stained the crotch of his pants.
Suddenly, the smell of sweat in the car was even more disgusting.
As a last resort, Han Yifan had no choice but to call the driver to stop and go to the toilet himself.
But the driver saw that it was raining, and ran away in the car. I was left in the rain and stayed in the barren mountains and mountains all night, waiting for the car to come back the next day.
And the girl wearing the mask is the one who just left!