Chapter 15: Are You a Magician or a Devil?
When I arrived at Xijing A Hospital, it was okay to check other items, and when I needed to check the motility of sperm, it really stumped Ye Qing. When the urine was taken just now, Ye Qing and Captain Ji had already fought wits and courage once.
Since Xiaoxiao made the two unable to separate for the time being, when Ye Qing was about to go to the men's bathroom to get urine, Captain Ji was not to be outdone. scared an uncle who had just taken it out to cool off, peed his pants, and laughed innocently. When the uncle saw the police uniform, where could he tell whether it was a police officer or a traffic policeman, anyway, he knew that he couldn't afford to mess with it, so he glared at Captain Ji fiercely, and went out with his wet pants.
Ye Qing and Captain Ji held back, and when the uncle went out, they naturally laughed unscrupulously. Xiao Xiao didn't laugh anymore, and when Ye Qing and Captain Ji finished laughing, the little guy wrinkled his nose and laughed non-stop.
Ye Qingqing understood some of the character of this Captain Ji, so he stopped twisting it, and took it out generously, planning to wait until he had urinated 80% before catching it with that small test tube, otherwise how could that small test tube be held!
Originally, Ye Qing calculated well, but when there was still about twenty percent of the urine left, Ye Qing took out the test tube and glanced at Captain Ji casually.
Captain Ji was originally looking at the scenery outside the window, but the corner of his eye caught Ye Qing's contempt, so his anger rose, and he didn't care about anything reserved anymore, and looked directly at Ye Qing's peeing Dongdong, to see that it was actually nothing, but Captain Ji's exclamation was too much, wasn't it just a little bigger, a fuss. Not only was Ye Qing so frightened that he also peed his pants, but he also attracted the security guards of the hospital and asked Captain Ji if he had sued this patient for attacking the police, which was really unreasonable.
Ye Qing drank two large bottles of mineral water before urinating a small test tube.
Well, in order to get Sun Xiaoxiao's adoption, Ye Qing recognized it. However, this last item is to take sperm, saying that it is to test the activity of a man's sperm, in order to prove whether the person's fertility is normal, Ye Qing wondered, I adopt a child, what do you care if I can have a child!
Now Ye Qing is holding a small plastic cup, and the young female doctor looked at the strange shape of Ye Qing and the three of them with some mockery and said: "It's really useless to take a sperm with a wife and children, remember to take out most of the cup, otherwise you will take it again!"
Ye Qing's face turned green suddenly, what do you think, you still take it again, this still doesn't let people live. Ye Qing suddenly thought that it would be really embarrassing for him to waste an invisibility talisman, but in order to fight with Captain Ji and see if this spicy police flower really had the courage to watch him take sperm, the three of them continued to set off to the toilet.
This time, in order not to cause trouble to other peeing people, Ye Qing used his divine sense to probe the situation in the toilet in advance, and when he confirmed that there was no one, he took Captain Ji and Xiaoxiao into the toilet.
Ye Qingtong guò sense, he could clearly see that Captain Ji's elastic white and tender thighs were trembling nervously.
Ye Qing saw that he finally put this spicy police flower, his legs trembled with fright, and Ye Qing could clearly hear the sound of Captain Ji's heartbeat accelerating, it seemed that she was half scared, half expectant, Ye Qing had to admit that she was defeated, entered the toilet cubicle, and locked it from the inside, Captain Ji was ready to answer shamefully, and after a while, he used his mobile phone to secretly photograph Ye Qing's wonderful sperm retrieval process, and suddenly found that Ye Qing was gone, for a while, Sun Xiaoxiao and Captain Ji, one howled and cried, and the other screamed weirdly, and after Ye Qing finished extracting sperm, he found that Captain Ji was holding Sun Xiaoxiao, who was full of tears, and glared at himself angrily。
After completing this series of things, Ye Qing also felt that in order to earn a little fan value, he wasted a day's time, which was really ridiculous, so he should regard it as a pastime for his great cause of cultivating immortals.
Now that the invisibility charm has been activated, it is a pity not to use it, so he took over Sun Xiaoxiao from the hands of Captain Ji, who was a little numb in his nerves, although the little guy still wanted to repeat the old trick, Ye Qing directly and gently pinched her and threw her into the Qingye world.
Captain Ji saw a living person disappear from his eyes for the second time today, and grabbed Ye Qing and said, "Where did you change your little one, are you a magician or a devil?"
Ye Qing waved his hand at Captain Ji, that is the meaning of goodbye, Captain Ji is going crazy, this is the third time today that he has seen the disappearance of the big living person.
Captain Ji suddenly felt empty, Sun Xiaoxiao accompanied him for a day, it turned out to be his most fulfilling day, and with this guy called Ye Qing, the half day of contact turned out to be the most abundant half of his anger, happiness, surprise, loss, and so on, he has lived in vain for 20 years, and he has always thought that he is bold enough, but compared with Ye Qing, he is like a child playing at home!
Captain Ji took out his mobile phone, looked at the few photos he had taken of Ye Qing peeing his pants, and immediately decided in his heart that he must find out this mysterious Ye Qing, and this matter can't be left like that.
Ye Qing returned home in seconds, and quickly took Sun Xiaoxiao out of the Qingye world, a faint wisp of true qi input, the little guy quickly blinked his black eyelashes, opened his eyes, and when he saw Ye Qing who was smiling, the little guy squinted his little eyes and laughed non-stop.
The softest place in Ye Qing's heart trembled inexplicably. This poor doll, whose relatives just died yesterday, is smiling so happily now, she naturally doesn't know how to be sad, but Ye Qing looked at her pure and flawless smiling face, but she was sad for her in her heart, and secretly decided that she must raise Sun Xiaoxiao well, so that this poor doll can grow up happily.
Just after Ye Qing made this decision, the familiar soft and gentle voice sounded in his mind: "Rag King Ye Qing, you are compassionate, selfless and innocent, this system rewards you with three fans, come on!"
Ye Qing excitedly picked up Xiaoxiao, and kissed her gently on her pink little face, the little guy was easily satisfied, and immediately "giggled" and laughed non-stop.
The most exciting moment for Ye Qing has arrived, if you can find a small fan ball in the sea of knowledge, then Xiaoxiao will become your youngest fan, if you compete to see whose age is younger, then Sun Xiaoxiao is a fighter among fans!
Ye Qing caressed Xiaoxiao, his divine sense invaded the sea of consciousness, Ye Qing's face immediately turned pale, how is it possible, system boss, don't play tricks on me, Xiaoxiao is so pitiful, how can she not become my Ye Qing's fan, and she just contributed three fans!
Of course, the god-level tattered king fan system will not answer Ye Qing's active question, Ye Qing's divine sense has repeatedly probed in the sea of knowledge, in a hidden corner of the fan management area, there is an extremely small Dongdong, Ye Qing is using his divine sense to probe little by little, naturally that little Dongdong was touched by Ye Qing's divine sense, and it was immediately shattered, and a bare-ass doll flew out of it, not Xiaoxiao, who is it, that little guy "Yiyiyaya" Ye Qing naturally didn't understand what he said, but at this time, there was no need to understand, Ye Qing was already moved to tears of surprise.
It's a pity that Sun Xiaoxiao is still too young now, even if she has the qualifications to successfully induce qi, I'm afraid she won't understand the nameless formula, this is not in a hurry, naturally she can be accepted by the god-level tattered king fan system, and she will definitely be able to cultivate the nameless formula.
It's just that who will take care of this little guy's life in the future makes Ye Qing a headache, in fact, that Captain Ji is a good choice, but if she can't become her fan, then forget it, Ye Qing plans to raise Sun Xiaoxiao's candidate, and he must be selected from his own fans.
At this time, Huang Laoxi, Erma also came back one after another, everyone was drinking tea and watching TV as usual, but no one touched the cigars in the coffee table, and in order to take care of the little meaning, the three big men had to accompany her to watch cartoons, although she couldn't understand anything, but only by watching cartoons she didn't cry, the management of the baby is very simple, laugh if you like, cry immediately if you don't like it, this management method, tried and tried.
Ye Qing listened to the work report of Huang Laoxie and Erma, and didn't realize that it was half past eight, and everyone habitually wanted to watch Xijing News, but when they saw Xiao Xiao's focused expression, they had to give up.
After a while, Xiao Xiao began to cry, the three big men were in a hurry for a long time, and they didn't guess what the little guy wanted, and finally Huang Laoxie guessed it, Huang Laoxie saw with his life experience of more than 60 years that this little guy might want to feed.
Ye Qing also suddenly realized, and immediately asked Erma to call all our ladies over, and for a while, Shishi, Yao Lina, Yingge Yanwu, all rushed over, when they saw this little guy carved in pink, they all liked Xiaoxiao from the bottom of their hearts, but unfortunately, not only did they have no milk, but also had no experience in taking care of babies.
Ye Qing had no choice but to use his true qi to expel the turbid qi in Xiaoxiao's body, and soon Xiaoxiao was tired of crying, and he fell asleep.
Ye Qing immediately decided that before Xiaoxiao woke up, he had to solve the problem of feeding a little.
Everyone expressed their opinions, and Huang Laoxie immediately built yì and said: "It is imperative that we hire a wet nurse at a high price!"
Shishi said faintly: "Where to hire a wet nurse who is blind in the dark, it seems that she can only drink milk powder first!"
When it comes to milk powder, Ye Qing thought that he had bought all the things in the supermarket and put them back into the Aoba world.
Ye Qing's divine sense explored the green leaf world, and sure enough, the milk bottles, milk powder and other things are relatively complete, it seems that if you buy things in the future, you can directly take down a supermarket, I don't know what it is, and I will be able to use it in the future.
Erma diligently went to boil water, Shishi carefully urinated Sun Xiaoxiao, after peeing, the little guy cried again, thinking that this little guy hadn't eaten for most of the day, and it was strange not to be hungry!
However, the milk powder that has just been brewed is too hot, and the little guy can't drink it!
Huang Laoxie pouted his ass and was using a fan, but now the weather is not hot at all, and the fan has not been used for several months, so it cannot be used for a while.
Ye Qing looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao, who was crying hoarsely, and felt a dull pain in his heart. I had no choice but to summon Xue'er, the phantom body of the 10,000-year-old snow ginseng, Xue'er was a snow-white little white rabbit, stretching her waist and her face full of reluctance.
Ye Qing didn't give Xue'er a good look, and directly told Xue'er that her task was to make Sun Xiaoxiao happy. Xue'er pursed her mouth and accepted this boring task with infinite grievance.