Chapter 144: Tell a joke, Thor is afraid of electricity

"What did you do to my brother! Why did he do this! What evil magic did you use on him!"

Thor still maintained the posture of hammering Zhen Hao from the sky at this time, someone was in mid-air, there was a look at everything in his eyes, and Zhen Hao waved his hand, which made Loki start to beep, Lai Lai was shocked and scared in his heart, this is the fear of the unknown.

Zhen Hao didn't bother to explain to him, so he threw the three-shot Zhen Hao card active skill on Thor's head in an instant.

Thor saw that Zhen Hao also waved his hand at him, and his complexion changed greatly at that time, but he didn't have time to react, and he felt a great force added to his body, and there was a great terror!

The system prompt sounded, Zhen Hao's face was a little surprised, and there was Thor, who was paralyzed on the ground, and Thor who was sweating profusely, and this was the third guy he found in so long time who was not recognized as a villain by the system. It can be seen that there is Thor, who can pick up Thor's hammer, and it is not all because he is Odin's own son.

"Smack!"

Treat this kind of worthless god Zhen Hao was too lazy to ink with him, and threw the hammer of Thor in his hand beside Thor. Thor also recovered from the great terror, looked at Zhen Haoyou in front of him, licked it, some dry lips, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, and then asked in a hoarse voice: "What was that just now?"

"It's useless, it's just to test you, no, you've done any bad things, it's obvious that you're lucky, and there's a big guy who thinks you're a good person. ”

Zhen Hao's laziness in treating good people is the same thing as his ink, but for their questions, they are basically answered.

"That'...... Loki said it all...... Really?"

Looking at Thor looking at himself with anticipation, Zhen Hao pricked up his ears and listened, and found that what Loki is talking about now is his assassination of Thor again and again in the past 1,500 years.

Zhen Hao was silent, looking at the silent Zhen Hao, the expectation in Thor's eyes gradually disappeared, and a look of grief began to appear on his face, and tears couldn't help but overflow his eyes. But then, before the tears fell, Thor, who had a tendon, was already on the road to forgiving Loki, looking at Loki who was also full of pain in his eyes, Thor's eyes were blank, some were stuck in memories, some were muttering to himself, some seemed to be talking to Zhen Hao, and some were like talking to Loki.

"Since growing up, Loki has deliberately distanced himself from me, and I don't care about it, I just simply think that Loki has grown up and is no longer as clingy to me as he was when he was a child, but this does not affect the brotherhood between us. ”

"Actually, yes, I always thought that my brother loved me, yes, yes, but the way he expressed his emotions was wrong, yes, so in my eyes, he was just a big boy with a knife, a mouth, a tofu, and a heart, although quirky, but very cute. ”

Speaking of this, some smiles appeared on Thor's face, and he said to Zhen Hao with a little excitement: "Do you know?, once when we were children, it turned into a snake, he knew that I liked snakes very much, and when I went to pick up this snake with joy, he suddenly turned into a human form, and there was an expression of "yes, yes, it's me" on his face, and he stabbed me, and we were only eight years old that year. ”

"But I just thought Loki was honing my fighting sense, and I never thought he was really trying to kill me. But none of this matters, as long as my dear brother is willing to call me, brother, I will forgive him. After all, I am his brother!"

Looking at Thor's face full of the glory of his brother, Zhen Hao didn't want to hit him, but he still told the truth.

"No, you're Odin's own, there's Loki, it's just your father's adoption, he's actually the frost giant Laufey's own son. ”

"Impossible!How could Loki be Laufey's son with his ......"

Don't wait for Zhen Hao to refute, there is Thor, and he can't say it halfway through, there is usually no one to say, it's just that, since Zhen Hao mentioned it, he will look at Loki's appearance again, and he is indeed the same as Odin, he doesn't, there is a trace of similarity, and he can't convince himself.

After struggling for a moment, Thor cautiously glanced at the chattering Loki, and whispered to Zhen Hao: "Then I have been advocating attacking the Frost Giant, will it make Loki feel guilty, will he blame me?!"

Thor had tried his best to keep it to a minimum, yes, but his loud voice was there, and Loki couldn't hear it in his ears.

"And there is Loki, who is Laufey's son, and he is my brother......, and then am I going to call Laufey's father too?"

"Crackling~!"

A thunderbolt sounded in the sky, and a bucket-thick lightning blasted down towards Thor, Zhen Hao hurriedly pulled out and burst back, Zhen Hao looked at Thor who was full of bones in the plasma, Zhen Hao shook his head, and sighed, Yes, this Odin was really ruthless to his son.

But this is understandable, after all, when I heard that the cub I had raised for 1,500 years actually said that I wanted to call someone else's father, did you kill Thor on the spot, it was still Odin, and for the sake of Thor's face as an only child, he had saved a small life.

Even so, after ten minutes, Thor, who finally carried Odin's punishment, was covered in green smoke, his eyes were astigmatized, and he was lying on the ground blankly, feeling the taste of being scorched by lightning for the first time in his life.

To tell a joke, Thor is afraid of electricity.

At this time, the villain with Loki has also finished explaining the nonsense, and out of the ten nonsense, nine are his assassination of Thor.

And after talking nonsense, half-lying on the ground, Loki looked at Thor's eyes full of complexity, and he heard Thor's words clearly.

"Hey~!"

Loki let out a long sigh, got up from the ground with difficulty, took a deep look at Thor, staggered into the distance, staggered, lonely, and lonely, and looked pitiful.

"Luo ...... Loki!"

Thor's hoarse voice sounded, and Loki shook all over, and there was a slight pause in his feet, but after all, he didn't, and he staggered back and didn't know where to go.

"Boom~!"

The seven-colored pillar of light fell from the sky and picked up Thor's hammer, which was covered in green smoke, and ate the hammer of Thor. Since then, the Asgardians' role in this big drama has come to an end, and they have a rich family ethics drama that makes the people present look embarrassed and ...... It's not enough.

"Alas~!"

Tony on the side sighed with emotion, his face was full of sighs, but no matter how Zhen Hao looked at it, he felt that this expression appeared on his face, which was very inconsistent.

"Ahem!"

Fury, the director of the boiled egg bureau, coughed twice and told Zhen Hao not to stay here if there was no one around.

"Why are you still here, there are a bunch of weak chickens here, don't take the opportunity to run away, why are you still staying here?"

Fury heard this, a little embarrassed, but he didn't think so, in the hands of this hanging man, if you dare to run, he can immediately change his face and ask you why you want to run away, but it doesn't matter, there are people who want to let them go, yes, or go first, yes, what's going to happen later.

"Okay, okay, we'll leave right away, I won't bother you, I'm busy with you!"

"It's late, it's too late to want to leave. ”

Fury's face drooped down directly at that time, and there was a secret way that he really didn't have a long memory, he was quite witty before, and in the end, he was carried away by joy, and he dared to follow what this guy said, and continued to say that there is a bad move, there is a constrained person, and there is hypocrisy!

"You must be scolding me in your heart, right? ”

Fury's face changed wildly and he waved his hand again and again: "No, no, yes, I swear I never said it! If I say that, I will let my brother grow up to have no clothes to wear!"

Shameless!

Both men and women present expressed their strong condemnation and disdain for this.

"What you think is quite beautiful, yes, but you don't have to lie to me, you scold me, in fact, it's nothing, everyone knows that I am a broad-minded person, so you can boldly and confidently say what you think in your heart, yes, don't be afraid, yes, I won't do anything to you. ”

"No, no, I really didn't, scolded you. Fury was about to cry, and there was a cry in his tone.

"Well, in view of your distrust of me, I asked you the point, there is nothing wrong with lost work expenses, mental damage expenses, and medical expenses, besides, I successfully defended the earth once, and I repelled the Asgardian attack, and you can give me a few more labor fees, right?"

Zhen Hao said, reason, according to reason, there is reason, there is reason, and he has never used force to oppress others, so now Xiaozhi is moved by emotion, and there is hope that Fury can recognize the facts, and he has taken the initiative to hand over his hard-earned money.

Fury cursed in his heart: Isn't it true that you provoked the Asgardians yourself, and you should have taken action to get rid of them!

There was indignation in his heart, but he didn't dare to say these things clearly, he knew that if he didn't break his fortune today, they wouldn't be able to leave, so he trembled and took out a Citibank card from his arms and handed it to Zhen Hao.

"That'...... I'm one, 300,000 have it, do you think this 300,000 is enough?"

Zhen Hao accepted the bank card, stuffed it into his pants pocket, and didn't pay attention to Fury, and began to wander the world.

Seeing this, Fury scolded hypocrisy, and then took out a bank card from his arms, and the pain on his face was obvious.

"No, yes, this is my last 300,000, if you don't have enough, then there's nothing I can do. ”

"Director, yes, if you say that, I won't be happy, yes, everyone knows that I, Zhen Hao, am ...... It's not the kind of person who is insatiable, with me, the money collected is reasonable and legal, with me, this is the hard-earned money that I deserve for my own labor, and I will not extort you. ”

After that, Zhen Hao also dragged the second bank card from Fury's hand, and he was still wandering in the world.

Fury was completely furious: "How much do you want? You have to give me the exact number!"

"Thirty million. ”

"Impossible! If you want money, you have to die!"

Looking at Fury and Zhen Hao, who suddenly became hard, he couldn't help but sigh: The power of money is so great.

"Okay, yes, since you don't want to pay for it, then let me get my hard-earned money back myself!" Zhen Hao waved his hand: "Black Mountain!"

"Bang bang. ”

The old demon of Montenegro moved quickly, and three cages instantly formed in the air, and some smashed on the ground, raising a cloud of dust.

Seeing that Zhen Hao was in the cage without saying a word, Fury and the others were shocked: "Hey, hey, hey, let's discuss it! Don't dance with knives and guns at every turn, if you are not satisfied, we can talk again." ”

Zhen Hao was too lazy to say anything to this group of guys who owed wages to the laborers, and his thoughts instantly enveloped S.H.I.E.L.D. and his party, Phil and Hawkeye were still in the same cage, and this time they were switched places, and Hawkeye could also feel the scenery of the upper bunk.

Steve has a cage with Fury, and Zhen Hao is still afraid that Steve, the boy with the star-striped banner and hips, will get to the old waist of Fury, the director of the braised egg, and arrange Fury below very intimately, after all, people have also paid money.

In the end, there was only one Natasha left, but Zhen Hao made it difficult, looking at it and eager to try, almost pointing a finger at his own Tony, Zhen Hao still decided to give the girl a single room, after all, ladies need love.

It's also strange that a certain man surnamed Stark doesn't have long eyes, he holds a finger and gestures blindly, and he pulls out your check, isn't his dream come true?