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The old man said that there are usually two kinds of people in this world who like to be courteous and courteous, either traitors or thieves.

Li Er's family is obviously not motivated to steal, so it is not a good thing for him to take the initiative to greet him.

It's just that since people greet each other with smiles, Diao Xiaosi can't look at each other coldly, so he can only shrink under the account table and sigh: "Can't you pretend not to know Lao Tzu?"

Wei Chigong raised his eyebrows and shouted angrily: "You baby is so rude!"

Li Shimin hurriedly said: "General Wei Chi, this little fourth brother is my old friend and good brother. He loves to joke with people the most, but he is a chivalrous and righteous young hero. ”

Diao Xiaosi's appetite for drinking is all gone, Li Er's sycophancy, who can bear it?

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Hou Junji shouted: "Be careful, it's a rocket!"

I saw a flower in front of me, and a black demon python came out excitedly out of nowhere, and the nine heads screamed and rushed out of the can't wait, opening their bloody mouths and gobbling up the wind and clouds, swallowing hundreds of rockets into their stomachs in the blink of an eye.

Its head was held high, and it glanced at the stunned Zheng Jun crossbowmen in all directions, and sneezed a few wisps of black smoke from its nostrils, looking like it was not full and waiting for you to feed.

It's no wonder that the black python doesn't feel like it's enjoyable, and since Diao Xiaosi is very generous, he gave it the Buddha bowl of the Jinding monk, and the accommodation conditions have been completely new and not what they used to be. In less than half a year, it was promoted to the realm of sitting photos, and the toad was so jealous that it protested, expressing serious dissatisfaction with the fact that it was still living in the Great Sky Boba Floating Massacre, and strongly asked to upgrade the accommodation conditions and redecorate.

As a result, it can be imagined that the toad's brain has become higher for three days, and he no longer dares to complain about favoritism and demand equal treatment.

Those ordinary rockets that were shot didn't have any nutrition for the black python, but the fairy sword in Wang Renze's hand looked at it a little greedy, and it couldn't help but be eager to try.

Don't look at Wang Renze's side with so many personal guards, the black python really didn't take them as a dish.

What about the Jinding monks, what about the solemn pure land, it's not that the captives are wiped out in the middle of talking and laughing.

Dogs fight human power, and the black python also understands this truth. Now it is full of disdain for this great general, and realizes that he is not its own dish.

Wang Ren's face changed slightly, and he lost his voice: "Diao Xiaosi!"

If you say that the bitter master of the old Wang family in the world is ranked, Diao Xiaosi ranks second, and no one is embarrassed to rank first.

Wang Shichong has two sons, one is dead, the other is disabled, and one used to pretend to be his daughter, who is the most stupid.

Even Wang Renze himself and Diao Xiaosi are also bitter and bitter. Not to mention the troubles on the Fen River back then, his father Wang Shihui just set up a table and wanted to invite Diao Xiaosi to drink a few glasses of wine, so he was confused and became a guillotine banquet.

He gritted his teeth and wanted to order the teahouse to be flattened, but reason told him that doing so was no different from looking for death.

After hesitating for a moment, Wang Ren suddenly laughed loudly and said, "It turns out that the little fourth brother is also here, I am fortunate to be happy!"

Diao Xiaosi said hesitantly: "Lao Tzu was originally very good, but who knew that when I first met Lu and saw the two of you, I started to be unlucky, killing people and setting fires - damn, is it true that Lao Tzu can't be at peace if he wants to have afternoon tea?"

Bao Tianqiu straightened his chest and folded his belly, and scolded: "Little rabbit, you want to find ......"

Before he finished speaking, Wang Ren slapped him on the cheek with his hand, and said fiercely: "Shut up! The fourth brother and I are old acquaintances, and if you scold him, you will scold me, why don't you hurry up and apologize?!"

Bao Tianqiu is stupid, and the people inside and outside the house are all stupid.

Those Shaolin Temple monks looked at Diao Xiaosi in disbelief, and couldn't understand how this guy had the same leg as Li Shimin and Wang Renze? It sounded like it was hard to mess with.

How could they have guessed that Wang Renze was mixed after listening to Diao Xiaosi's words? I thought that this kid was in the same group as Li Shimin, but now it seems that it may not be. If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, but it is better not to provoke this broom star at the moment.

Bao Tianqiu stubbornly compensated Diao Xiaosi, and Wang Ren said: "If I had known that the fourth brother of Lu Dao was also resting in the teahouse, I would rather not trouble Li Lao'er than disturb your Yaxing." ”

He said it beautifully, just to further probe Diao Xiaosi's tone.

Diao Xiaosi glanced at Li Shimin from the gap in the table, and sighed in his heart.

Two fat sheep were sent to the door to slaughter themselves in such a conscious way, how good!

It's a pity that Li Er, the bastard, has made it clear that he has decided to eat himself, and he really wants to leave him alone, and the eldest grandson Guanyin can't spare him for the first time.

He coughed and stood up from under the account desk and said, "Brother Wang's words are wrong. As we all know, I am now an outsider, and I have no interest in the things of you who fight and kill and fight for power. ”

Wang Renze and Li Shimin spit on the ground when they heard this-is there a person from outside the world who is drilled under the account table?

However, the two of them had to make a look of joy and admiration together, and continued to listen.

"So, I don't want to care about this little thing between you. However, just now, I was so scared that I hid under the account, and my heart is still beating now. ”

Diao Xiaosi said slowly: "Two, how do you say I should be compensated for my losses?"

Everyone was stunned, they had never seen such a black one, they had never seen such a shameless one, they had eaten the upper house and the next house, the good guys and the bad guys did it alone. Could it be that this is the legendary Shameless Broom Star?

Seeing that Li Shimin and Wang Ren were in a daze, Diao Xiaosi said inspiringly: "Brother Shimin, the fief that our father promised me last time has not yet been seen. He is the emperor of Chrysostom, and his words are not repaid. What's more, you've been crowned King of Qin, but I'm nothing, it's too unfair, isn't it?"

Li Shimin scolded in his heart, now that he remembered that his father was here, why did he go earlier?

Wang Ren watched the fire from the other side, and his heart was not at peace - fiefdom, Lao Tzu hadn't expected it yet, if this kid really asked for it from himself, give him the wool?

Fortunately, Diao Xiaosi was very understanding, and changed the conversation and said: "Speaking from the heart, I'm not interested in fiefdoms, not only do I have to deal with trouble, but I also have to serve tens of thousands of mouths, this kind of loss-making business Lao Tzu doesn't do." ”

"It's better for us to convert the income of the fiefdom into cash, which is convenient and affordable. Brother Shimin, I think Jiangzhou is very good...... What, you shake your head? Tsk, Brother Shimin taught me how to be good so kindly, but I can only be disrespectful. Then let's count the income of Chang'an City!"

Wang Ren was so frightened that he shuddered and moved back, this is going to be Chang'an? Then it's his turn to be here, and he has to sell Luoyang?!

Finally, at this time, the rescuers came, and a Tang army in black clothes and soap armor cried like thunder and shouted to kill Zhentian from outside the town, shouting one after another: "Kill, don't let Wang Renze go!"

Hearing this shout, Wang Ren almost cried with joy - great, finally had a chance to withdraw.

Although it is the duty of a businessman to ask for money on the spot, this guy is a businessman, and he is more ruthless than Hades when it comes to accounting.

He immediately made the wisest and most correct decision in his life, jumped on his horse and turned his horse's head and shouted, "Quickly withdraw!"

The situation is pressing, and he can't help but not retreat. There are thousands of Tang troops outside the town, and they are the powerful Xuanjia Iron Cavalry, which is definitely not something that can be resisted by the men he brought.

Before leaving, he deliberately glared at the teahouse, thinking that his surname was Diao, the general was missing, if you want money, ask Li Lao Er for money!

The so-called a few happy and a few worried, Diao Xiaosi in the teahouse watched the cooked duck fly away, and Wei Chigong, who was standing next to Li Shimin, glared at him with disdain, and shouted: "Everyone protect His Royal Highness King Qin and rush out!"

The monk of Shaolin Temple took the lead, and the thirteen flat poles danced so much that they splashed water and did not enter to block the feather arrows, escorted Li Shimin out of the teahouse, and began to chase and kill Wang Renze's rout.

It seems that what they are dancing in their hands is not a flat burden, but a magic stick, a full thirteen magic sticks are enough to have the courage of ten thousand people, and the slower Zheng Jun is all crying and crying for his mother, and soon the Xuanjia Iron Cavalry led by Qiu Xinggong, the general under Li Shimin, converged with them and firmly controlled the town.

Li Shimin broke away from the tiger's mouth and was refreshed, handed over the errand of pursuing Wang Renze to Qiu Xinggong and Wei Chigong, and took Hou Junji to thank the monks of Shaolin Temple first, and then returned to the teahouse with a smile.

Diao Xiaosi was drinking wine with the shopkeeper of the teahouse, and when he saw Li Shimin, he didn't have a good face. What a good opportunity to make a fortune, the whole sect Li Er was ruined!

Without waiting for Li Shimin to speak, Diao Xiaosi asked knowingly: "Brother Shimin, it was the Xuanjia Iron Rider who came just now, right?"

Li Shimin's smile stiffened, and he faintly felt bad, and sure enough, he heard Diao Xiaosi ask: "That's what I lent you, I don't know how many people are left now?"

Li Shimin replied stiffly: "It's not a secret, the Xuanjia Iron Cavalry given by Brother Diao has suffered more than half of the casualties after all these years of bloody battles. Of the current 3,000 iron armor establishment, many of them were added by me later. ”

"It's a loan, not a gift. Diao Xiaosi immediately corrected: "Let's count it in the small area, my people were at least killed by you more than 1,500 people, should you also pay something?"

Li Shimin's face turned green when he heard the word "compensation", and he completely forgot about the preparation of lobbying Diao Xiaosi to serve the Tang Army, and hurriedly said: "Little fourth brother, I have your righteous help today, and the foolish brother is heartfelt." I have to command the army to hunt down Wang Renze and attack Yuzhou, and I can't stay for long because of my busy military affairs. The green mountains do not change the green water for a long time, you and I will have a period in the future!"

After explaining three or two sentences, he hurriedly fled with Hou Junji, fearing that Diao Xiaosi would catch up with him and ask for compensation.

Diao Xiaosi raised his wine glass at the stupid teahouse shopkeeper and said, "Come, drink, drink." ”

The shopkeeper of the teahouse wiped his cold sweat and said, "Little brother, that's His Royal Highness King Qin......"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "You have also seen it, the prince will also play tricks and not pay back the debts." Boss, I helped you block so many arrows just now...... Hey, boss, what about you? I just want to ask for more wine, why do you kneel?"