Chapter 304: Living Under the Crotch (Part I)
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The days passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, Hua Tielu had been a slave in the Horse Mansion for four days.
During this period, he broke three vases, broke nine brooms, scared three maids, injured two nurses, and almost burned down the house.
He waited for Shan Xiongxin to sweep himself out of the house in a fit of rage, and from then on he would return my freedom to the sea and the sky.
Who knows that once you enter a wealthy family, you will be as deep as the sea, and then look back at yourself as a slave.
From the sweeper to the night watchman, from the guard at the door to the cook who cooks, Shan Xiongxin will take the trouble to help him change his errands after every accident to see if he can find a position that can suit him.
So at noon on the fourth day, after a few strings of black smoke came from the room, Hua Tielu came to the stable with a blanket roll, and since then he has become a small pony in the horse house.
The small leader who is responsible for taking care of the stables is surnamed Lan Dan, whose name is a blessing character, because his face is full of pockmarks, so he has a nickname called "Lan Baked Cake".
When he saw that the newcomer to the Horse Mansion found him to report to work, Lan Fu's fire suddenly stopped fighting.
It's only been a few days, and a good horse house has been made into a miasma by this kid surnamed Hua.
Lan Fu really didn't understand why the horse master had to take in this lazy and clumsy little ruffian, he should have kicked out of the house and let him freeze to death on the street.
He didn't know that this was also the direction of Hua Tielu's diligent pursuit of hard work and self-inferiority.
But Lan Fu knew that the horse master must have a profound intention in sending Hua Tielu to the stable.
The people in the entire Horse Mansion know that he Lan Fu has the most explosive temper, the hardest fists, the most ruthless scolding, and the blackest hands.
In the past ten years, he has followed the horse master to saddle the horse and fight in the north and south, which is the master-servant relationship that rolls out of the pile of the dead.
Needless to ask, Master Ma must be to use his own hands to cure Hua Tielu's ruffianism, so that he can understand how to become a good slave who is loyal to his duties and excels.
So he decided to give Hua Tielu a dismissal.
Standing outside the stable, Lan Fu pointed to a tall horse that was grazing and said, "See, this is the jujube red horse that the horse master likes to ride the most, and he has been following him for many years." In the future, you will serve the jujube red horse - if the horse has nothing to do, you have nothing to do, and the horse has to have something, hehe, hum...... You'll be completely out of trouble!"
Hua Tielu looked at the jujube red horse who didn't raise his head and only cared about munching on grass, thinking about where to get a bag of croton tonight.
Lan Fu could not guess that this kid's mind was turning dirty thoughts, and he reprimanded with a tense face: "Ma Tong human nature, if you treat it well, it will also be good to you." In order for you to cultivate a relationship with the jujube red horse as soon as possible, you will sleep with it from tonight onwards, and you will naturally be intimate after ten days and a half months. ”
Hua Tielu's lips moved, and he couldn't help but say nothing. If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, don't you arrange to stay in the stable alone tonight, just to make some delicious food for the jujube red horse.
"As the saying goes, horses have no night grass and no fertilizer, you have to get up once a day in the middle of the night to add ingredients to the jujube red horse. ”
Lan Fu spat and flew to Hua Tielu to teach his horse raising scriptures, saying: "The stable must be cleaned three times a day, and the jujube red horse loves to be clean, so it must be bathed every day." The bath water should not be too hot or too cold, and when brushing the horse, it should follow the fur and be strong enough to make the horse feel comfortable......"
Looking at Hua Tielu, who looked attentive, Lan Fu's anger was a little smoother, and he said in a fierce voice: "Boy, don't think that Lao Tzu is joking with you." If you dare to play tricks with me, Lao Tzu will make you regret being born out of your mother's womb!"
As he spoke, he snatched the cover roll from Hua Tielu's arms and threw it into the stable, threw two wooden barrels and a flat pole at his feet, and ordered: "What are you doing in a daze, go to the bath!"
Hua Tielu answered, and quickly picked up the barrel and trotted all the way out of the stable.
Lan Fu looked at Hua Tielu's back and smiled proudly, isn't this obedient and obedient? Sure enough, he is a little ruffian who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and he hasn't given much color, so he is so frightened that he bows his head to his ears - Master Horse, you just wait and see, okay, my Lan Yao Cake will be able to clean up this kid obediently and honestly.
He patted the jujube red horse on his belly, took out a handful of fried beans from his pocket and fed it to it.
The jujube red horse ate with relish, happily sticking out his tongue and licking back and forth on Lan Fu's big hand.
After Lan Fu fed the fried beans, he still didn't see Hua Tielu coming back with water, and his thick and black eyebrows couldn't help but stand up.
The well was in the yard a dozen paces away from the stables, and even a snail should climb back.
"Tielu, what are you rubbing?" he stepped out of the stable to see what was going on.
I saw, I saw, I saw that the kid in Hua Tielu was naked and only wearing a pair of pants, and he was standing by the well to take a shower!
"Wow-" A large bucket of cool well water was poured on his head, and the kid was so comfortable that he rubbed his left and scratched his right.
Seeing this situation, Lan Fu was angry from his heart, and with a roar, he strode towards the well, stretched out his left leg and kicked Hua Tielu's ass viciously.
Hua Tielu turned his head in fright when he heard Lan Fu's roar, and saw him kicking at him, he couldn't help but call out "Mom" in panic, and sat down on the ground with his head in his hands, his left leg sliding forward in a hurry, and kicking Lan Fu's right leg and foot and neck to support his full identity.
Lan Fu suddenly lost his balance, and he felt the world spinning in front of him, and shouted: "Not good!" The burly body like a wild bull involuntarily threw forward and smashed towards the well.
He reacted quickly, reached out and grabbed the edge of the well to stop the downward rush, and moved his body up with one arm.
At this moment, Hua Tielu let go of his hands holding his head, jumped up from the ground in panic and said, "Don't be angry, Lan Tou'er!"
One head was on Lan Fu's dantian.
"Your mother!" Lan Fudong felt the dantian breath fork, his arms were weak, and his body fell forward, and the whole person was held up by Hua Tielu's head, and an upside-down onion entered the well.
"Bang!" After a while, there was a heavy muffled sound at the bottom of the well.
Hua Tielu's face turned pale, trembling, he grabbed the edge of the well and looked inside, and shouted: "Lan Tou'er, Ma Lan Tou'er!"
Lan Fu didn't know how to water, relying on his penance for more than 30 years, the dantian raised his breath and surfaced, and shouted in a low voice of shame and annoyance: "Mom, what about the soul?! Close the bird's beak, do you want everyone in the house to know that Lao Tzu fell into the well?"
Hua Tielu obediently shut up, looked at the well of the black hole, and asked, "But how can I save you?"
"No!" Lan Fu replied in a gruff voice, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. I don't know how many winds and waves have passed, who would have thought that the boat would capsize in the well today? I also blame the well for being too slippery, and I was too careless, fortunately there is no one around, otherwise where will I have the face to mix in the horse house in the future?
He looked up at the wall of the well, which was wet and covered with dark green moss, not to mention that even a monkey could climb it. Fortunately, he practiced the gecko swimming wall skill when he was a child, and the wellhead of two or three zhang high could not stop him.
Thinking of this, Lan Fu ran his dantian true qi out of the well water, and with a snort, his hands and feet attached to the smooth well wall as if they were equipped with suction cups, and slowly climbed up with the gecko swimming wall skill.
It's been years since he's done with such effort, and every time he breathes, his body sinks down and sliding down a few feet, and once he almost falls directly into the bottom of the well.
He gritted his teeth, not like a nimble gecko but like a heavy turtle, and slowly climbed up, getting closer and closer to the wellhead, and saw that he could get out of trouble with just a few more ups and downs.
Suddenly, Hua Tielu, who was standing by the well and watching, shouted: "Lan Tou'er, I'll help you!"
Lan Fu raised his head in a daze, and then shouted in despair: "Rabbit cub, what are you ......doing?"
"Woo-" I saw a wooden barrel tied with hemp rope thrown into the well by Hua Tielu, and it was like Mount Tai pressing down on his eyes to become bigger and bigger......
"Bang!" there was a heavy muffled sound in the well for a second time, and then there was no sound for a long time.
Hua Tielu grabbed the well rope probe and called down: "Lan Tou'er, Lan Tou'er, did you catch the rope?"
Lan Fu pulled the wooden barrel with his hands and barely floated on the water, panting and looking up at the mouth of the well, he couldn't help but burst into tears and said, "I'll catch you a big baked cake!"
After a whole pillar of incense, Lan Fu eased up a little, and used the strength to eat milk to climb up for the second time, and finally climbed up, he turned over and lay down on the edge of the well, gasping for breath, glaring at Hua Tielu and saying, "You, you...... Boy, really, really fucking ...... Yes, it's a dead star!"
Hua Tielu showed a frightened and innocent expression and asked, "Lan Tou'er, can I put my clothes on?"
Lan Fu waved his hand, and had the heart to beat this kid hard, but his hands and feet were so weak and exhausted that he didn't even have the strength to scold.
He thought about it and warned, "Remember, you are not allowed to tell anyone what happened just now. If people know that Lao Tzu fell into the well, I will pick your skin!"
Hua Tielu swore and nodded again and again: "Lan Tou'er, don't worry, if I tell someone that it was raised by a son of a bitch." ”
Lan Fu felt a little calmer and remembered something again, and asked, "Why do you want to call Lao Tzu Ma Lantou?"
Hua Tielu said: "Your surname is Lan, and you are the head of the horse, I was in a hurry, so I called it so." ”
"Ma Lantou......" Lan Fu tilted his head and thought about it, nodded and said: "Yes, this name sounds magnificent and loud, much better than calling Lan Baked Cake." From now on, that's what you'll call me. ”
He slowly stood up at the mouth of the well and ordered, "Lao Tzu go back and change into dry clothes, and you carry the water back to the stable." Brush the horse club, don't be lazy!"
Hua Tielu nodded obediently, Lan Fu snorted and dragged his wet body back to his room to change clothes.
After changing his clothes, he drank two sips of hot tea, calculated that Chen Guanghua Tielu should have almost finished bathing the jujube red horse, and then walked to the stable with his hands behind his back.
Before I reached the stable, I heard the frightened and miserable cry of the jujube red horse from a distance.
Lan Fu was taken aback, and ran into the stable in three steps and two steps and shouted, "Hua Tielu, what are you doing?"
In the stable, Hua Tielu pushed the jujube red horse to the ground, waved the brush high, and turned his head excitedly and replied: "Ma Lantou, you came just in time, I am teaching it how to brush itself!"