Chapter 41 The roundworm in Hu Tiehua's stomach
Su Rongrong compared Hu Tiehua to a robber, Hu Tiehua is not stupid, of course he can hear what Su Rongrong meant, and glared at him with some anger: "Miss Rongrong, this analogy is too much, right? I just said some things that others said, how can I have something to do with robbers? This metaphor doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense at all." ”
If it was in front of others, Hu Tiehua would definitely say, "These words are just bullshit, bullshit doesn't make sense." But in front of Su Rongrong, he always felt that it was not very elegant to say these words. So I said a few "no, no, no." ”
Chu Liuxiang kept thinking about who that person was, he put his hand on his nose and kept rubbing it gently.
Hu Tiehua was a little proud, he shook his hand from Chu Liuxiang's eyes, and said, "Hey, old bug, are you thinking about who the person who said this is? Who else in the world besides me Hu Tiehua will know so much about your affairs and your person, right?"
Chu Liuxiang was indeed thinking about these things, and muttered, "I am indeed thinking that there is anyone in this world other than Hu Tiehua who will know so much about my affairs? Could it be Ji Bingyan?"
Hu Tiehua shook his head and said, "Ji Bingyan's head is only afraid that it will be stuffed with the gentle fragrance of a woman, how can such a high remark be born in his head?"
Chu Liuxiang also knew that it was impossible for Ji Bingyan to say those words, he just wanted Hu Tiehua's head to be more flexible and his mouth to be faster.
Hu Tiehua likes to drink, and his eyes forget everything when they see wine. Hu Tiehua's mouth is like a wine jar, as long as the wine jar is opened, the wine in the wine jar can no longer be closed.
Hu Tiehua's mouth has a strong smell of wine, which can smoke an elephant to death. If Su Rongrong hadn't wanted to hear what Hu Tiehua would say next, she would have left long ago.
Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang and laughed twice, like a drunkard who was drunk, but he was very sober when he spoke.
Hu Tiehua said: "I just know that you can't guess it." The person who said that those high-minded people were just nobodies, and he might not even have seen Chu Liuxiang's face. ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "If there is anyone in this world who can understand me so well, then I think this person must be the son of Yunlong." ”
Hu Tiehua smirked and said, "Hehehehe, Chu Liuxiang is worthy of Chu Liuxiang, you can even guess Yunlong Gongzi." I ask you if you are a roundworm in my stomach, how do you know everything?"
Chu Liuxiang touched her nose and smiled bitterly: "If I are a roundworm in your stomach, I will first bite off the intestines in your stomach one by one, and let you die of breaking your intestines." ”
Hu Tiehua laughed dryly and said, "You are really ruthless." Usually when you say that I am a roundworm in your stomach, I always smile and say, if I am a roundworm in your stomach, I will bite through your belly, let your intestines break through your belly and die, you are good, you let my intestines slowly break off section by section, don't you want to torture me to death? I Hu Tiehua is not afraid of death, I am afraid of dying slowly. I'm afraid that by the time I reach my eighties, I won't be dead yet, so won't I have suffered a lifetime of sin?"
Su Rongrong said with a smile: "I only now know that Brother Hu always likes to drink for what he does." ”
Hu Tiehua's eyes widened and said: "I, Hu Tiehua, like drinking, just like Chu Liuxiang likes to talk and chat with women, it's not a big secret, it's just a liking." ”
Su Rongrong said with a smile: "I'm afraid that Brother Hu has another reason." ”
Hu Tiehua himself didn't know what the other reason for his drinking was, and said, "Miss Rongrong is talking about my other reason?"
Su Rongrong said: "Brother Hu is afraid that he wants to drown the roundworms in his stomach and get drunk to death, so that you may live a little longer." ”
When Su Rongrong said the word "roundworm", she also glanced at Chu Liuxiang, as if Chu Liuxiang was really the roundworm who wanted to bite off Hu Tiehua's intestines.
Chu Liuxiang only smiled bitterly. How could he be angry in the face of his confidante and his best friend?
Chu Liuxiang said: "So, that person is really Lu Yunlong?"
Hu Tiehua's eyes lit up, his beard was blown up by the wind, and he said, "Lu Yunlong can really be said to be a great character. If he hadn't been able to stand up on his legs, I think with his martial arts, he would have been more famous in the rivers and lakes than Chu Liuxiang. It's just a pity ......"
Hu Tiehua didn't seem to be able to bear to say the following words, and Su Rongrong continued: "It's just a pity that he is a cripple." God may be so fair, when he gives a person a lot of ability, he will also take back a part of it. Maybe God just thinks that Yunlong Gongzi is too handsome and his martial arts are too high, so he retracts his legs. ”
Hu Tiehua laughed twice and said, "Miss Rongrong is so right. is like a bat boy, both in appearance and martial arts can be comparable to Chu Liuxiang, but he is an out-and-out blind man. ”
Chu Liuxiang sighed: "If I were to choose someone as my opponent in this world, I would not choose Yunlong Gongzi if I said anything." ”
Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "I'm afraid there is no one in the world who is more hospitable than Yunlong Gongzi." Thousand-year-old mountain ginseng, he can generously give people to heal, and you can drink a hundred years of wine. Especially his white jade bed, which is very comfortable to sleep on in summer. If I were to choose an enemy in this world, I would never choose him. ”
Su Rongrong smiled and said, "Fortunately, Yunlong Gongzi is our friend. ”
Hu Tiehua said very generously: "He is not only our friend, he is also the son of my benefactor. So, whatever I say, I have to find that Netherworld Sword for Yunlong Gongzi. ”
Chu Liuxiang looked at Su Rongrong as if he had a lot to say, but looking at his expression, he didn't seem to be able to say anything.
Su Rongrong already knew what Chu Liuxiang meant, and said, "Brother Chu, if you have anything to explain, please say." ”
Chu Liuxiang originally wanted to tell him a few more words. But he understands that a girl like Su Rongrong, why does he need to tell him, with just one look, Su Rongrong will know what is going on.
Chu Liuxiang changed the words he was going to admonish: "I know that you are a very smart girl, and I also know that even if I don't say it, you also know what to do." I just wanted to tell you, be careful. ”
Su Rongrong didn't seem to think that there was any danger in going to the Sky Villa, so with a smile on her face, she said, "Brother Chu is too worried. Changkong Villa is not a Longtan Tiger's Den, and there is a generation of heroes Lu Changkong and his son, are you still afraid that I will be bullied by bad people?"