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Three days later, Diao Xiaosi got up from the ground tiredly, and almost fell down with a weak leg, feeling that both legs were numb. The consequence of staying in the same position for three days and three nights is that you almost fall halfway.

He basically understood the content of the fifth volume, and the last 20 words of the sixth volume did not match the preface, and he didn't know why.

Some of these jumpy sentences are classics, some are garbage, and some are things that bring people into the ditch.

So he also intends to figure it all out, otherwise it is likely to backfire.

But this does not mean that the former sage of Yaotai Palace who left "Taizhen Seven Volumes" is not home, on the contrary, he is definitely a once-in-a-millennium genius, and he even stands taller and sees farther and thinks more than Daddy Longcheng.

And geniuses, most of them are neurotic guys who are both paranoid and crazy, not only dare to challenge themselves, but are not afraid to question the laws of the Great Dao, leaving a lot of deviant words.

This made Diao Xiaosi very depressed - why did this guy scribble so many rebellious words on the stone wall, but he became a legendary figure admired by future generations, and he was regarded as an idiot by himself who expressed a few sighs from time to time?

He went to the entrance of the cave and rinsed his face with the cool waterfall water, and when he turned around and carefully looked at the last volume of the classics with only 30 words on the stone wall at the bottom of the cave, he suddenly realized the truth.

- It turns out that he is not rebellious enough, crazy enough, and poisonous enough.

"Heaven and earth are chaotic, it's a bastard!" "Heaven is no way, which is the way-" "Dao, Dao, Dao, bullshit!"

is so insulting, laughing, and ridiculing, and there are no good words in the whole article, so that Diao Xiaosi is very puzzled, why didn't God send someone to strangle him to death?

The most obvious thing on the stone wall is two lines of wild grass as big as a bucket, one line is written "this is really not", and the other line next to it is written "this can be had......

Diao Xiaosi finally couldn't help laughing, and his affection for the Kunlun ancestor who wrote "Taizhen Seven Volumes" increased dramatically, and he felt like a confidant.

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you wouldn't have believed that if you killed Diao Xiaosi, this would actually be the last article of "Taizhen Seven Volumes", which is known as the first classic of the righteous path.

But then again, those two lines of wild grass are quite similar to what Ning Wuqi said, "Although there is nothing, there is no certainty", but it is much more vivid and interesting.

Is there or is not the Tao? This is a mysterious proposition that has plagued countless cultivators for thousands of years.

But whether it is Ning Wuqi or "Taizhen Seven Volumes", they all believe that "Dao" is in fact in a wonderful state of being or not, and being or not.

It is only when one thought of the Tao comes to an abrupt end that this state of uncertainty comes to an abrupt end, either as a matter of being or as nothing, depending on the momentary perception of the Dao mind.

When he comprehended Kunwu's sword intent, Diao Xiaosi touched on it vaguely. When I saw these two rows of wild grass, I suddenly gave birth to a kind of enlightenment.

Sometimes enlightenment is a very interesting thing, it does not necessarily require exhaustive meditation for ten years and a hundred years, it is possible that a little inspiration, a little touch, can suddenly open up and discover the new world behind the veil, which is also what Zen Buddhism calls "epiphany".

However, the seventh part of "Taizhen Seven Volumes" is obviously not so simple, the mystery of the short number of crosses is endless, full of mystery and wisdom, and the words are rough and not rough, which is most in line with Diao Xiaosi's taste.

His eyes couldn't help but be deeply attracted by the stone carvings on the cave wall, like a magnet firmly fixed and could not be moved anymore, in his heart the world flickered brightly and darkly, flowers bloomed, suddenly there was a breeze blowing on his face, into a subtle realm, completely forgetting the passage of time outside his body.

I don't know how long it was, Diao Xiaosi suddenly pulled out the Youquan short knife like a crazy demon, he had long forgotten Yang Ximeng's warning, jumped up and walked on the stone wall, and carved four big characters that he thought were silver hook iron paintings: "Nonsense!"

"Boom!" The prohibition in the Tianzang Cave was induced, and suddenly burst out with a cluster of cyan divine light, like a jade belt fluttering in the air, and thousands of strands were entwined towards Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi woke up like a dream and said: "Ouch, it's not good, I forgot to scribble and get retribution!"

Before he could think about it, the cyan band of light mysteriously disappeared in the void, as if someone had taken it away.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, looking left and right in fear, the Tianzang Cave was empty, and there was no one else except himself, and he didn't know which hero did a good deed without leaving a name.

But he no longer dared to destroy public property by defying the law, so he put down the Youquan short knife and walked towards the entrance of the cave. There is a small puddle not far from the entrance of the cave, and the waterfall has been battering down for many years, gradually filling it with clear water. Diao Xiaosi leaned down and picked up a handful of water, wanting to wipe his face and calm down.

Suddenly, Diao Xiaosi's body froze as if under a spell, and his eyes looked at the small puddle of ripples without blinking. The water rippled, faintly reflecting the reflection of a half-human, half-beast monster.

"Lao Tzu...... When did you become so ugly?" his throat was dry, and he didn't care about the water flowing from between his fingers, looking at the reflection in the water in horror, his cold hair stood on end, "Retribution, it must be me who has been retributed!"

He forced himself to compose, and trembling stretched out his wet hand to touch the monster's face.

Unexpectedly, the monster suddenly said, "Bastard, you dare to touch my face, it's boring?!" It sounded like a woman's voice.

Diao Xiaosi looked at the monster, squeezed his eyes and was sure that he was not looking at the flowers, so he suddenly jumped up and shouted, "Ghost!"

"Bang Bang Bang!" he stomped his foot desperately, the soles of his boots stepped on the monster's face hard, and scolded: "Niang Xipi, dare to scare Lao Tzu, I don't know if your little fourth master is best at fighting ghosts?"

The monster's face distorted, and it suddenly raised its hand to release a silver-white electric light.

Diao Xiaosi was caught off guard and immediately hit the move, hearing the crisp sound of "click", the electric light spread all over his body along his ankle, and suddenly he was numb and scorched, and he fell out of the hall with a scream.

The monster was unforgiving, and his hands waved silver lightning and bombarded Diao Xiaosi's body one after another, beating him to death and jumping all over the hole, spitting black smoke and begging for mercy: "I surrender, I apply for leniency!"

"It's late, why didn't you want to be lenient to me when you stepped on your face just now?" The monster kept emitting electric light in anger, and soon Diao Xiaosi's body was covered with silver-white electricity that jumped and burst, and finally, he slammed to the ground exhausted, and wanted to cry without tears: "I admit it, my three godmothers combined, they can't compare to your viciousness." ”

"Vicious?" the monster stopped flashing and sneered, "I've lived here in seclusion for three thousand years, and it's the first time anyone dares to step on the face with the sole of a shoe." You say, shouldn't you be killed?"

Diao Xiaosi said weakly: "The eldest husband can be killed and not humiliated, his head has a big scar, and he is a good man after eighteen years!

A "beauty" seemed to have played a role, and the monster's face slowly snorted coldly: "I am the 'first spirit' in the mouths of those little Taoist priests of Yaotai Palace. ”

"Shi Ling, are you Shi Ling?" Although Diao Xiaosi guessed seven or eight points, he still couldn't connect the legendary founding patriarch of Yaotai Palace with the monster with tiger teeth and leopard tail in front of him.

"Kneel down and kowtow to me nine times!" the Origin Spirit Monster said coldly, as his anger subsided.

"What are you doing?" Diao Xiaosi said vigilantly: "Could it be that you also want to be Lao Tzu's godmother?"

"Fart!" The monster shook his hand and a lightning bolt blasted Diao Xiaosi away, and said angrily: "You also want to recognize me as a godmother?

Diao Xiaosi hid in the corner, shook his head and refused: "I'm not coming, there's a kind of you coming!"

"Hmm-" The phantom of the first spirit suddenly flew out of the puddle, exuding an abundant and mysterious aura, and pounced on Diao Xiaosi: "I'll come, I'll come, there's a kind of you don't escape!"

"No, how can you just say it?" Diao Xiaosi's face turned green, and before he could protest, Shi Ling reached out and pressed his head, and smashed it against the stone wall.

Diao Xiaosi burst into tears of pain and shouted: "Stop! Don't think that Lao Tzu can't beat you, I'm just embarrassed to bully beautiful women!"

Shi Ling let go of his hand and said with a smile: "Yes, you are much more interesting than the little doll that came in a few days ago, I like it." ”

"I like it, I like it and I'm going to die? Look, my head is blue!"

Shi Ling didn't feel any guilt, and said with a smile: "Let's talk about it, why are you writing on the stone wall?"

Diao Xiaosi was still angry, and said angrily: "Can you control what Lao Tzu writes?"

Shi Ling nodded and said, "Yes, he has a personality, much stronger than those lifeless little Taoists." While I'm in a good mood, I might as well teach you, the last article of "Taizhen Seven Volumes" is indeed a bit ghostly, and it can barely be regarded as touching the side of the Heavenly Dao. But if you follow his train of thought, sooner or later, you will become a true madman like that guy. ”

"The edge of the Heavenly Dao?" Diao Xiaosi touched his swollen forehead, "Could it be that all the immortals in the sky are crazy?" Well, I didn't believe it originally, but seeing your appearance, Lao Tzu believed it." ”

"Bang!" Shi Ling couldn't help but say, grabbed this kid's hair bun and knocked on the cave wall, and scolded: "Stupid, there is a way in the world that is humane, and there is a way in the sky, and that is the way of heaven! That guy relied on his own speculation, in vain to spy on the heavens, leaving this bullshit thing that didn't make sense, and he was smug and didn't know that it was all a disaster!"

Diao Xiaosi had a splitting headache, but seeing that the monster was angry, the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, and swallowed his anger and said: "I scolded and scolded, and I was beaten, so can you teach me something that is all bullshit?"

Shi Ling was stunned and laughed: "What I want to teach you is four words: 'nonsense'!"

"I want you to plagiarize Lao Tzu's creativity, and you must compensate!"

"What is the Tao, is it the 'nothing' that those pretentious fools say, or a little more 'nothing'? In fact, Taishang Laojun has already enlightened them, the so-called Tao can be very Tao, and the name can be called very famous......

"When you speak with your mouth and recite the word with your heart, the word ceases to be the word. The so-called have, the so-called nothing, is just the embodiment of the Tao, just like a copper coin, what you see is the pattern carved on both sides of it, but you can't see its actual value, in the final analysis, it is just a fish to buy a pearl and return the pearl, stupid!"

Diao Xiaosi was sincerely inspired by the teaching: "Such a beauty, what you are talking about is Taishang Laojun...... The legendary Lao Tzu?"