Chapter 143: Pink belly pocket
Shen Yi returned home with a pious heart, he knew that the former residence of Xiliang was very good, with a beautiful environment, fresh air, good location, convenient transportation, and a large space.
But if He Lan didn't agree to move over, then Shen Yi would be useless even if he said that the sky was broken. In the final analysis, He Da Meiren has to pass this level no matter what, if He Da Mei doesn't agree, Shen Yi can still separate from her? Shen Yi really doesn't have that guts, and Shen Yi is not that kind of negative person, Shen Yi has already done a good job, if He Da Beauty doesn't agree, Shen Yi has to 'teach' her seven times a night, until she is satisfied.
After eating, the two lay on the bed, and Shen Yi trembled and said: "Wife, I saw a house today, which is very good, take you to see it tomorrow, if you can, I want to change the house." ”
He Lan put down the magazine in his hand, his eyes were a little surprised, he didn't pay attention to Shen Yi's words, but stretched out his hand and touched Shen Yi's head, and said, "Husband, you're not sick, are you?"
"......" Shen Yi said helplessly: "I'm not sick, I just feel like I'm going to change a house for you, otherwise I'm sorry for your money to buy a bra, didn't a certain celebrity say that the area of a woman's bra multiplied by ten is equal to the area of the house where you should live." ”
He Lan smiled: "Oh, then you should buy a house of thousands of square meters, oh, that's not called a house, it should be called a manor, and by the way, you should build a house equal to ten times the height of your chest, I think about it, at least it has to be a ten-story building." ”
“...... I didn't say anything. Shen Yi said aggrievedly.
He Lan glanced at Shen Yi, got into Shen Yi's arms and said: "Say, are you doing something bad again, ready to atone for your sins, your wife and I are not unreasonable people, since I have identified you in this life, I am not ready to let you go to prison, and a little bad thing is still acceptable." I remember I told you two days ago that if you bring women back, I will change cars and houses, are you going to bring your women back to meet me?"
Speaking of this, He Lan also seemed to think that Shen Yi was bringing a woman back to see her, so he turned his eyes and said: "If it's to bring a woman back to see me, I won't show mercy, just your women, thousands of square meters of houses, not a single square meter less." ”
"No!" Shen Yi hurriedly said, suddenly realizing that he had said the wrong thing, if he said this, wouldn't it be regarded as admitting that the colorful flags were fluttering outside? So Shen Yi hurriedly changed his words and said: "How can I have any women outside? I'm not afraid that my wife will live uncomfortably, in order to change a big house for my wife and let my wife live comfortably, do you say?"
He Lan lay comfortably in Shen Yi's arms, leaned down with one hand, and said, "I don't feel like this, the house is small, isn't it also a home?"
Shen Yi felt a little painful, how could he tell He Lan about this? If he told He Lan that it was for cultivation, it would definitely not work, and He Lan would definitely be dumbfounded at that time? But if he didn't say that, how could he say that He Lan was moved over, or should he take her over directly?
Shen Yi was now very suspicious of taking her over directly, and she might be dumbfounded.
He Lan raised his head and looked at Shen Yi and said, "Are you really going to change my house?"
As soon as Shen saw He Lanhui's eyes like a torch, he admitted that he had chosen a good house.
He Lan said: "Okay, then Ming'er will take a look, since my husband is going to change a big house for the baby and me to live in, then I can't be polite, but if you want to change a big house for me, prepare the colorful flags to flutter, then I advise you to completely die, I am the Monkey King with a golden hoop stick, you little demons or don't show off in front of me." ”
Shen Yi couldn't help but be a little entangled, how could He Lan compare the Monkey King? But feeling the sudden aggravation on He Lan's hand, Shen Yi swallowed a handful of saliva, thinking that this He Lan was really the Monkey King with a golden hoop stick in his hand, but the only difference between this golden hoop stick and the one in the Dragon Palace was that it grew on Shen Yi's body.
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The next day, Shen Yi took He Lan to see Xiliang's former residence, and He Lan was surprised when he saw the two big mansions that entered and exited. She is also a little woman from a small family, although she has the money to study abroad, but she does not go to the United States, but to the Netherlands. After coming back, she always made some money, but she also knew that this house would never be able to be done without a few million.
However, when she saw the huge incense burner in the courtyard, the towering banyan tree in the backyard, and the sparkling clear river behind the banyan tree, she immediately fell in love with this house with the color of the Republic of China, especially the name of this house, Xiliang's former residence, which is too poetic.
He Lan is not a suspicious woman after all, but she is not a big-chested woman either, so after He Lan looked at the house, he turned his eyes and asked Shen Yiyi: "Is this your house?
Shen Yi grinned and pretended to be honest: "You only now can you see that your husband and I are a big money?"
He Lan glanced at Shen Yi, knowing that Shen Yi didn't want to say it, so she simply didn't take it seriously with Shen Yi, and turned her head to look at Shen Yi: "Hey, let me tell you, this will be our nest in the future, and I won't allow other women to live in." ”
Shen Yi hurriedly took the lead and said: "I will never let other women live in, but there is a woman who must be allowed to live." ”
He Lan was anxious when he heard this, and said: "King Shen, do you want to find a smoke, it turns out that you are waiting for me here, say, did you make that woman's belly bigger, and you are going to bring it back for me to meet, so you gave me such a good house?"
Shen Yi was full of black lines in his head, and said: "If I want to make a big woman's belly, I have to make you bigger first, I said, your mother is here, can I let your mother live? You really think too much." ”
When He Lan heard Shen Yi say this, she immediately said: "Husband, you make the baby's belly bigger, the baby wants to give you a little baby, and then you will have two babies." ”
"I..." Shen Yi looked at He Lan, who was delicate and numb, helpless.
After all, He Lan agreed to live here, and the stone hanging in Shen Yi's heart was finally put down. The two left here together, Shen Yi first went to a parking lot in the distance to drive the car over, but when Shen Yi went to pick up the car, he saw a woman, who looked good, dressed very fashionably, with very long legs, and was very beautiful.
After He Lan got in the car, Shen Yi said to He Lan: "Daughter-in-law, I just saw a girl, she is good-looking, her legs are long, and she looks like a flight attendant." ”
He Lan said disdainfully: "Really, I'll give you another chance, you say it again." ”
Shen Yi swallowed a handful of saliva, looked at He Lan's expression, and hurriedly sneered: "Ah, yes, daughter-in-law, I just saw an old lady, dressed charmingly, with long legs, and she came out to live." ”
He Lan bowed his head slightly and said, "Well, pay attention next time you speak......"
This is He Da Meiren's tutor!
But He Da Meiren, such a smart woman, would tame Shen Yi with such a mentally retarded means? I estimate that when He Da Mei returns home at night, she will definitely buy flight attendant type erotic underwear with black stockings and high heels online, don't you say that other women have long legs and are beautiful? Your daughter-in-law and I are not bad, and my jade legs can still clip you to death.
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In life, there are some cute episodes, and if you experience them with your heart, you can always experience the cuteness and tenderness in them, as well as a little touch.
Since she wanted to change houses, He Damei simply asked Hao Wen for a week off, and took Shen Yi to run various construction teams and decoration markets in person. Xiliang's former residence is uninhabited all year round, there are some places that need to be repaired for a long time, the decoration in the room is too old, and it also needs to be renovated, and the courtyard also needs to be leveled, and it is also necessary to go to the water conservancy company to connect water and electricity and to the Netcom company to connect to the network, these things seem to be trivial, but they can't leave any of them, so they are very busy.
But fortunately, neither of them is the kind of lazy insect who is afraid of moving, so the whole courtyard was renovated in a week, and no matter what, it was finally able to live in.
I didn't take the things in the house in the youth home before, only some daily necessities. According to He Lan's meaning, it was the first nest between the two of them, which could not be vacated or rented out, and it only belonged to the two of them.
After renovating Xiliang's former residence, He Lan and Shen Yi finally lived in it.
The night before, He Lan went to buy a red wedding dress to wear like a lovely bride, and Shen Yi was a little dumbfounded, thinking to himself why this He Da beauty is so childish?
He Lan looked at Shen Yi with a smile and said, "Husband, I want to worship heaven and earth with you." ”
“...... For what?" Shen Yi asked very brainlessly.
He Lan said: "Because this house reminds me of the Republic of China, I think that we can also be regarded as a housewarming, so you can worship me." ”
Shen Yihao agreed, and in the courtyard with He Damei, three incense candles were inserted on the land, and they worshiped one by one. Then He Lan suddenly threw himself into Shen Yi's arms, Shen Yi hugged He Lan, the moonlight sprinkled on the shoulders of the two, and the two seemed to be one.
He Lan muttered: "I am the first woman to worship heaven and earth with you, if others want to like you in the future, you must also worship heaven and earth with them, but one more time to worship, worship me." ”
Shen Yi pushed He Lan away, looked at her shining eyes in the moonlight, and couldn't help asking, "What is it for?"
He Lan closed her eyes: "Kiss me." ”
Shen Yi didn't think much about it, and lowered his head and kissed it.
A smart woman will never really do something that is disgusting to men, nor will she make compromises to men. They will always be themselves, but they are willing to change for their men.
Change yourself!
When Shen Yi took off He Lan's red wedding dress, he was surprised to find that under He Lan's wedding dress, there was a belly pocket, pink!
The most beautiful underwear is not a sex taste, not a uniform, and not a black silk queen, but a pink belly pocket, the Chinese woman's own underwear.
And when a man is most excited, he unties the red rope tied to the back of his neck with his own hands.