Episode 648: Tang Seng is pregnant
On the way to the west, in a strange country, in the village room, Tang Sanzang and Jin Zha were lying quietly on the bed at this moment, with their faces as white as paper, their eyes slightly closed.
On the side of the bed, a woman in her forties was resting one hand on Tang Sanzang's left arm vein, suspected of diagnosing the pulse, while the other hand kept stroking Tang Sanzang's face, which had already turned bronze due to the wind and sun. One will roll the eyelids, the other will touch the ears, nose, mouth, etc., like a lover's caressing, how the six-eared macaque standing outside the door looks and feels awkward.
After a long time, the woman reluctantly stood up from the side of the bed, and reluctantly put Tang Sanzang's exposed 'jade arm' into the quilt gently, and then slowly stood up, and walked outside a little distracted.
Seeing this, the almost impatient six-eared macaque, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, hurriedly greeted her, and when she saw that the woman had just arrived outside, she split her head and asked, "Female Bodhisattva, how is my master?"
The woman was a doctor, and at this moment she didn't seem to have completely relieved herself, and she replied without thinking: "Your master, you are so handsome, I can't imagine that the man I saw for the first time is so handsome, I really want to touch it a few more times!"
When the six-eared macaque heard the words of the female doctor, he almost exploded his lungs, and he had already asked the people in this village, knowing that this was the female country of Naxiliang, and all the subjects of a country were women, not even a single man. I don't want to invite this female doctor to see Tang Sanzang today, I ate poor little Tang Tong's shoes for a long time, not to mention, I still commit nymphomaniac here, and I haven't even found out the cause, I'm afraid it's still two words.
Present. He couldn't hide the anger in his heart, and asked with a straight face, "Don't talk nonsense." Sue me, what is the illness of my master's second brother? How can I suddenly have unbearable abdominal pain?"
When the female doctor saw the cold monkey face of the six-eared macaque, she suddenly trembled, and hurriedly responded: "Elder Tang Tang and your junior brother, he is not sick, but happy." ”
Hearing this, the six-eared macaque couldn't help but be stunned, and next to him, Mu Zha couldn't help but say loudly: "You woman, you don't know medical skills." Don't talk nonsense if you don't have a good diagnosis, how can my master and brother be pregnant as men?"
The female doctor glanced at Mu Zha with a sense of spring, and said in a coquettish voice: "Two elders, I am not talking nonsense, your master and brother are indeed pregnant. Turning her head to contact the six-eared macaque's monkey face, she didn't dare to sell more, and hurriedly said: "Two elders, my country is different from other places. You are outsiders, so you don't understand why. ”
Mu Zha smiled and said, "That female bodhisattva is talking about it, what is the difference between this place and other places?"
The female doctor did not answer Fang Cai's question, but asked, "Two elders." What did your master and brother eat before they came here?"
Mu Zha said: "No, never." The four of us haven't gone out to fast today, so there will be rice to eat? My master and brother once drank half a bowl of water by the river. ”
The female doctor resisted the urge to laugh and continued, "But in the small river thirty miles to the east?"
Muzha thought for a moment. Nodding his head, he said, "It is indeed the water in the small river, my master and apprentice have just crossed the river by boat, and they are resting on the ground by the river, and my master said that he is thirsty, so he ordered my brother to go to the river to fetch water, and then he ate some." ”
The female doctor smiled and said, "That's it, you are strangers and don't know about my country." She paused for a moment, and then continued: "That river is not an ordinary river, it is called the Zimu River, and the water is not ordinary water, we are here is the Xiliang Women's Country, and the subjects in this country are all women, and there is no half of a man. When we are 20 years old, we dare to eat the water of the river there, and after drinking the water, we will feel abdominal pain and have a baby in one hour, and we will be able to give birth to Lin'er in three days. The two elders mistakenly drank the water of the Mother River, and the river broke out, causing fetal gas, and they were afraid that they would give birth soon. ”
Hearing this, not only the six-eared macaque, but also Mu Zha couldn't help but be completely dumbfounded, not to mention, just a man giving birth to a child, it is a general thing to talk about in the middle of the night!
At that moment, the six-eared macaque hurriedly asked urgently: "Female Bodhisattva, I am the one who blames you, and I ask the female Bodhisattva to forgive me, I wonder if the female Bodhisattva can prescribe some medicine for abortion to help my master and brother beat the child in the womb?"
The female doctor smiled bitterly: "Two, although there are ordinary fetal pills here, but the water of the Zimu River is extraordinary, your master and brother can't melt the fetal gas in the abdomen even if they eat it, if you want to melt the fetal gas in his abdomen, you need to use some other methods." ”
The six-eared macaque originally heard that the fetal medicine could not dissolve the fetal gas, and almost jumped up in a hurry to burn the house, but when he heard that there was another way to dissolve the fetal gas, he was immediately overjoyed: "Female Bodhisattva, how can I dissolve the fetal gas in the womb of my master and brother, and ask the female Bodhisattva to tell me!"
The female doctor said: "We have a Xie Yang Mountain on Zhengnan Street here, and there is a broken hole on the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the cave. ”
When the six-eared macaque heard that it was only so simple to dissolve the fetus, he was immediately overjoyed, and he didn't care about saying goodbye to everyone, so he hurriedly took out the purple gold bowl from his luggage, and turned around to drive the clouds to the Jieyang Mountain to fetch water. When the female doctor saw the six-eared macaque holding a bowl and leaving, she hurriedly said, "The elder stays, and waits for the old man to finish speaking." ”
As soon as the six-eared macaque heard that the female doctor still had something to say, he immediately stopped his steps to leave, forcibly held back the anxiety in his heart, turned to look at the female doctor, and hurriedly asked, "Female Bodhisattva, but what else needs to be noted?"
The female doctor said: "Elder, you didn't know when you first arrived, if it was a few years ago, the spring water of the fetal spring was at the mercy of others, but now it is not possible. Three years ago, there was a Taoist man who suddenly came here, called himself Ruyi True Immortal, built a Taoist temple in that broken hole, named Juxian Nunnery, and since then the spring water has been dominant, and he refuses to be casual with people. But those who want to ask for water need to prepare a bonus gift, a foreign wine and fruit plate, and honest dedication to get a bowl of water. That Ruyi True Immortal somehow hated the monk very much, and went like you, when he saw that he was a monk, he refused to give water and didn't say anything, but he was afraid that he would beat you out with a stick. ”
The six-eared macaque traveled all the way, and there were more or less Taoist immortals secretly involved in countless tribulations, among which he was most impressed by the difficulty of Wuzhuang Guan, and at this time he heard that it was a Taoist who was in trouble, and he couldn't help but laugh angrily at the moment: "The female bodhisattva is relaxed, I have a way to take water." After speaking, he turned to look at Mu Zha and said, "Third Senior Brother, you take care of the master and the second junior brother here, and I will come when I go." After that, he didn't wait for Mu Zha's answer, and immediately turned into a golden light that broke through the sky, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared at the end of the sky.
Looking for the fate of the immortal island, in the fairy hall, Qianyang was smiling, looking at the Xuanguang water mirror in front of him, and when he saw this scene, he immediately said to the iron fan princess who was also full of surprise and smile beside him: "Haha, a man giving birth to a child can be described as the first strange news in the Three Realms, and this seat wants to see if the Buddha Gate can afford to lose such a big face." ”
Princess Tiefan laughed, but she couldn't help but worry: "The spread of Buddhism to the east is the general trend of the Heavenly Dao, you can't get along with the Buddhism like this, are you really not afraid of angering the Heavenly Dao?"
"Heavenly Dao, what is Heavenly Dao? Rest assured, I have my own measure in my heart for everything. Qianyang stretched out his hand and tapped on the cloud bed, summoned the boy who was serving outside the hall, and instructed: "Go and call the red boy, Sun Wukong, black bear, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and the little white dragon. ”
The boy hurriedly took the order, turned around and trotted out of the Immortal Palace, and soon brought Yang Shengying, Sun Wukong and others over, after the battle of the Northern Underworld, these people have a great transformation from the past in terms of cultivation and body and mind, especially with Sun Wukong being the largest, he has completely won the realm of Daluo, even compared to Yang Shengying, it is not weak at all.
Yang Shengying and Black Bear have each made progress, and gradually reached the peak realm of Da Luo, that is, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong Ao Lie, all of whom also took advantage of the opportunity of the North Sea to break their own shackles in one fell swoop and advance to Da Luo Jin Xian.
After a few people gave a salute, Qianyang immediately smiled and said: "It has been more than a year since the Great War of the Northern Underworld, and you have all stabilized your current cultivation, it just so happens that there is something here in this seat, and you need to go to Xihe Niuzhou for a trip." ”
Zhu Bajie is the most clever, and he said loudly at the moment: "The teacher has something to order, I must go to the soup and the fire, I will not hesitate to do anything!"
Well, this guy is worthy of being an official in the past, with a bureaucratic atmosphere, even if he regains his peak cultivation now, of course, if you believe his words completely, then you are really a stupid pig!
Qianyang knew his true nature, but this beautiful word sounded like it made people feel comfortable, so he immediately smiled and said: " I'm afraid you don't know yet, now the people of Buddhism are going to the Xiliang daughter country, there is a river in the daughter country, called the Zimu River, the water in the river is quite magical, no matter the immortals, no matter men and women, as long as you drink a sip, the body can give birth to yin and yang, so that the body is pregnant with Liujia to give birth to Lin'er, that Tang Sanzang does not know whether it is too good luck or bad, when crossing the Zimu River, mistakenly ate the Zimu River water, and now the river is attacking, generating fetal gas, and will give birth to a child in two days. (To be continued......)