You mean...... Let the ghosts come to see the ghosts?"

The immortals asked suspiciously, they had never thought of such an idea.

"Yes, you can, you can organize them to vote, to vote...... Or just let it do it," Wu Ge pointed to the "dry cloth," "Anyway, it wants to be an official." ”

"What did you say?" Ghost Da was intrigued, turning to Wu Ge.

"They're going to make you an official," Wu Ge explained, trying to avoid the ghost's gaze. "Let you be the 'king of Hades,' and there are more than 2,000 ghosts under your control...... Wow, don't come here, don't come here. ”

The ghost rushed towards Wu Ge, looking impatient.

"Are you saying I'm fully responsible?" it chased after Wu Ge, who bared his teeth and dodged desperately. "Your decision was too wise. I have been a cadre for many years, and I am very good at organization, so I will definitely be able to ......."

"Don't look for me, don't look for me," Wu Ge's face turned white with fright. "I'm not responsible. He casually pointed to an immortal," he said. ”

The ghost rushed to the fairy, smiling brightly.

"Are you a leader? I'm a very good person, and I'm a bit immodest to say that, but I do have many years of experience in management and organization......

Although it does not have a physical body, it can now actually shine with two eyes, and this hand suddenly made the immortals admire.

"Letting the ghosts take care of the ghosts is indeed a solution, and it can solve a lot of problems. A fairy said with a deep groan. "However, if they collude inside and outside and let the ghost escape, it will be numb...... Ah, you, what are you doing?"

The ghost rushed in front of him and glared at him angrily, and the fierceness of his momentum suddenly tested the concentration of the immortals.

"How can you say such irresponsible things?" it accused, "am I that kind of person? Will I do that kind of unprincipled thing? Will I be so irresponsible? Will I be the one who can be bought by a small favor?"

Its sharp questioning made the fairy seem as helpless as Wu Ge, and it was obvious that it was not only an excellent "dry cloth" during his lifetime, but also a master of speech.

"Okay, I think that's it, at least give it a try. What do you fellow Daoists think?" asked the Martial God Immortal.

The gods all showed relieved expressions.

"It's a good idea, and if it goes well, the problem will be solved once and for all. One of the gods said, "It's strange, why didn't we think so before." No wonder Master Qingyun said that this kid is a talent that can be created, haha. ”

Wu Ge let out a sigh of relief—there was finally a happy ending.

"Okay," the Martial God Immortal said happily, "Don't cry Jiujiu, you bring this ...... Well, this little brother went to the ghost mansion and handed it over. ”

"Oh, by the way, leaders, this is the Internet era, I think our management should keep up with the trend of the times. Can you please ask the leaders to consider allocating a little money to purchase a batch of computers?"

"Uh, what?"

Although Sun Wukong is not the same thing as the Sun Monkey in "Journey to the West", and he is particularly taboo for people to mention this, he and Sun Monkey really have a lot of similarities, one of which is: Sun Monkey finally rated an intermediate title of "Fighting to Defeat Buddha", and Sun Wukong's fighting spirit is also very prominent.

People with a fighting spirit usually have a lot of self-esteem. Yesterday in the fairy world, Sun Wukong was full of unhappiness, he must get back this face, so early this morning, he grabbed Wu Ge's ears and dragged him out of the classroom.

"What are you doing?" Wu Ge said, covering his ears in dissatisfaction, "in front of so many people. ”

"Do you still know so many people?" Sun Wu said angrily, "There were more people in the fairy world yesterday, why don't you care at all?"

"Who doesn't care? It's not like I can't help it. Wu Ge argued.

Sun Wukong raised his fist.

"Okay, okay, just tell me what you want me to do. ”

"What are you doing, of course, to hunt ghosts. You can't even catch a ghost, how can you mess around in the fairy world!"

“...... It's okay to be quiet, it's on the street. ”

"What's going on on the street, are you afraid that people will hear about it? What do you see? We're just going to hunt ghosts, aren't you convinced?"

A few pedestrians hurried by with frightened faces - it was a bad day to meet two psychopaths early in the morning.

"Okay, okay, then you go there and catch it. ”

“...... How do I know, of course I'm going to look for it first. ”

Ghosts are not so easy to find, and the whole world - to be precise is the "pan-Chinese region," because there is more than one fairy world in the world, and each has its own jurisdiction - only a few ghosts a year, which is even lower than the birth rate of giant pandas.

They went around half of the city, and the only gain was that Sun Wukong finally understood that the base station of the communication company was not a ghost, and he always felt that the "qi" there was a bit weird.

"What now?" Wu Ge asked tiredly.

"Hmph...... Anyway, I must find one today. ”

"But it's too hard to find it this way, I don't think it's as good as ...... Master, master?"

Sun Wukong didn't answer, he was angry.

However, his diffuse is an active diffuse, with the purpose of searching the surroundings. As we have said, qi dispersion is actually a means of cultivation, and its mechanism of action is similar to that of walking a dog - although people are in a good mood because of this, it is also very beneficial to the dog's physical and mental development. But the problem is that the location must be chosen well, the current urban pollution is serious, the traditional pollution is enough, the gods can deal with it, but the chemical pollution and electronic pollution are not exposed to the gods before.

Therefore, this time the qi release was extremely unpleasant for Sun Wukong, and he felt uncomfortable up and down after he took his qi back.

"Hmm," he shook his head, feeling a little dazed, a little unawake. "There seems to be one around here, but I'm not sure...... Let's go check it out first. ”

He staggered a few steps, then turned around and reprimanded, "What are you doing, hurry." ”

“...... Why do you blame me? You yourself are walking so slowly!"

"Am I slow?" Sun Wukong suddenly became angry, "When have I slowed down, keep up, I'll let you see ......"

After getting angry all his life, Sun Wukong's discomfort disappeared, and he walked really fast, Wu Ge was on fire in his heart, and he followed very closely. Sun Wukong saw that he couldn't pull the distance, so he simply ran up, and Wu Ge chased after him - his current light skills have the level of a third-rate little martial artist, as long as he doesn't fly, it's really not a big problem to keep up with Sun Wukong.

The master and apprentice were so energetic that they almost forgot about catching ghosts. Sun Wukong gradually increased his speed, and also picked up more secluded side streets, so that his advantages could be brought into play. Wu Ge understood his intentions and gritted his teeth to follow.

Sun Wukong turned a corner, Wu Ge followed, and suddenly found a vague black shadow flying towards his head, and he subconsciously raised his head and dodged......

His movements stopped abruptly, and his body tingled. Then he was horrified to find that there was a piece of glass in front of his nose, and even more frighteningly, about a quarter of his body—an arm and a leg, plus the connecting part in the middle—had reached the other side of the glass.

It's not that Sun Wukong is cheating, he just wants to take a shortcut. If Wu Ge follows closely, he can follow Sun Wukong through it. But at the critical moment, he saw the reflection on the glass flying towards him, and he froze for a moment to cause such a consequence.

He tried to retreat, but to no avail, only to feel a knife-like pain. It was a piece of shop window pane, thicker and stronger than normal glass—but even ordinary glass, he didn't have the courage to break it.

"Dead monkeys, it's really harmful!" he scolded, but there was nothing he could do. Luckily, the street is secluded and sparsely populated, and the people in the shops don't notice what's going on here. But this situation can't last long, and he only hopes that Sun Wukong can come back in time before he is discovered.

A girl walked over and glanced at Wu Ge with a careless look. Wu Ge did not move at all, posing as a puppet. The girl walked over.

"I was actually deceived. He let out a big sigh of relief, and felt like he was not in the air.

But before his heartbeat could calm down, like a rewind in a movie, the girl quickly retreated.

"How...... Are you alive?" she said as she glared at him in disbelief, half questioning and half conclusive.

"What do you do? Do you magic?"

There's no way, it's clear that he can't pretend to be a spring model anymore.

"Uh," he began, "...... Yes, performance art. ”

"Performance art?" her eyes widened, and Wu Ge couldn't help but notice that she was a pretty girl, and she looked particularly attractive when she was confused. But damn it, it's just too bad to appear.

"But how do you do that? How can you be half here and half over there?"

That's what I want to know as well. Wu Ge muttered in his heart, but he didn't say that.

"Well, it's, it's actually a prosthetic leg. ”

"Is it fake?" the girl was intrigued, and she took a step back and kicked it unceremoniously.

Wu Ge grinned in pain, but still pretended to smile and said, "How is it, this letter is right?"

But the girl's curiosity did not stop there, she squatted down, picked up Wu Ge's trousers, and studied it carefully.

"I don't think it's fake," she muttered, "it's all red here." ”

She stood up and looked at Wu Ge suspiciously.

"You're lying, aren't you? ”

"Well, actually," Wu Ge just wanted to say that the one inside was actually fake, and after thinking about it, if she ran inside to see, it would definitely attract the attention of the boss, so he swallowed the words again.

"Well, actually, I'm a robot. ”

"What?" the girl took a step back in surprise.

He was desperate, and he didn't expect to make up any perfect lies in this situation, but he just wanted to delay and delay until Sun Wukong came back. He had to think of ways to attract her attention, and what he was most afraid of now was that she suddenly shouted: "Hey, everyone come and see." "That's a problem.

The girl stared at the top of his head, and for a moment he had the illusion that she was also a fairy? However, he soon realized that he was wrong, because the girl had a calm face and whispered, "You seem to be sweating!"

"Why, so what? Oh...... You, haven't you heard of 'high fidelity'?"

"Really?"

"Yes. Wu Ge said weakly. Why hasn't Sun Wukong come yet, he can't hold on anymore.

The girl stepped forward and tapped a finger on Wu Ge's forehead, then licked the fingertips with her tongue.

"You're a liar!" she said flatly, "it's salty...... Ahh ”

Taking advantage of the girl's spit on the ground, Wu Ge tried again—not at all! He suspected that such a hard fit might cause him to lose the half of the window.

"I said, it's high fidelity. He said with a bitter face. Now there is no other way but to carry it, whether she believes it or not.

The girl pouted, the suspicion on her face growing heavier.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a state secret project. Wu Ge was making up nonsense while looking around, his brain was already like a pot of porridge.

The girl rolled her eyes thoughtfully, and suddenly reached out to untie Wu Ge's trouser belt.

“...... I'm testing it right now, you understand...... Huh?"

With a wicked smile on her face, the girl unbuttoned Wu Ge's trousers.

Wu Ge froze. In fact, he had a bad feeling when she unleashed him, but he really didn't expect her to do it. But now that the situation was as clear as the parts he was about to be stripped naked, he couldn't help believing it anymore - the question was not whether he believed it or not, but how he coped. His mind raced, trying to find a word that would fit the situation. "I'm a man" seems to be a bit mentally retarded, "men and women don't kiss" is a bit clichéd, and "this is a public place" seems to be painless......

Before he could figure it out, his panties had been pulled open. His brain exploded.

"What's the matter with you...... Why are you stuck here? It's stupid. ”

At the critical moment, Sun Wukong appeared, he taught Wu Ge as always, he didn't notice what was happening, he just glanced at the girl outside the window absentmindedly, then dragged Wu Ge's arm and gently and skillfully pulled him into the window, and then dragged him away quickly;

Before the girl could find out the truth, she watched Wu Ge disappear, and only had time to shout, "Hey, don't go." Then she touched the glass of the window and was stunned for a long time.