Chapter 101: A few uncles listen to me...
This movement immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the other residents, and a family downstairs shouted: "Can't the movement be smaller! It's great to have a wife! Beware of the collapse of the building!"
When Lu Bei'er heard the action, his eyes were full of anger, and a silver needle was as good as the floor when he turned his fingers, followed by a miserable scream downstairs, and the person was pricked with a needle and suddenly didn't dare to say more.
No one bothered, and Lu Bei'er immediately stretched out his poisonous hand to Shang Ge.
"Don't...."Shang Ge kept shrinking into the corner, but in the end he couldn't be spared, what awaited him was another inhumane ravage...
The sound finally subsided, Lu Bei'er sat on the chair refreshed at this time, Shang Ge, he was sitting in the corner of the bed in disheveled, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and the whole bed was in a mess.
Lu Bei'er rubbed her wrist comfortably, and shouted at Shang Ge: "Come here!
Shang Ge was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, he silently moved off the bed, stood behind Lu Bei'er and pinched it.
Lu Bei'er was in a good mood, and the fatigue of many days was swept away, and she was even thinking about whether to beat up this bastard every once in a while, who made it so easy after every move...
If Shang Ge knew this woman's absurd thoughts, then he would definitely fight with Lu Bei'er! If he couldn't fight, he would have to fight! He Shang Ge couldn't stand this grievance!
There is a word called happiness and sorrow, and when Lu Bei'er was happily enjoying Shang Ge's massage, there was a knock on the door of the room.
Lu Bei'er frowned and looked at it, thinking that it was another resident who was alarmed by the sound, and when her jade fingers flipped over, a finger-long silver needle was ready to go.
"Excuse me, is there a little brother named Shang Ge living in the house?"
"Uh... How could this sound be so familiar? Lu Bei'er was puzzled, and the hidden weapon between her fingers was also put away.
Shang Ge heard the question outside the door, and he replied, "It's here, I don't know what Your Excellency is looking for me?"
Shang Ge had no intention of opening the door, and now he couldn't see anyone like this, and he wondered who was coming, it stands to reason that he was an acquaintance of Shen Fat Man in Kyoto, but this person who spoke was obviously an old man.
When the people outside the door heard Shang Ge's words, they were overjoyed, they had finally found the right place, in order to find Shang Ge, they even used the intelligence network in the organization, so it was easy to find.
Wei Zheng opened his mouth and said: "Little brother, we are the elders of the bottle family, we have something to ask you, I don't know if it is inconvenient to let the old man into the house to talk." "They were still very polite to Shang Ge, the future niece and son-in-law.
Wei Zheng's words made Lu Bei'er stupid, she never expected these uncles to be so boring, and deliberately bypassed herself to find Shang Ge!
Lu Bei'er was so anxious that she couldn't let them see this scene! Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to wash it even if she jumped into the Yellow River!
Shang Ge's face became interesting, he blocked the window for the first time, and said in a suppressed voice: "No matter how arrogant you are, hahahaha, I'll let your uncles and uncles see your true side later, and save yourself from being blinded by you all day long in the illusion of being sensible." ”
"You dodge!" Lu Bei'er said urgently.
How could Shang Ge let go of this hard-won opportunity for revenge in vain, he firmly blocked in front of the windowsill and threatened: "Impossible! I warn you, if you dare to use force again, I will immediately shout, and when the time comes, it will be seen whether you slip away fast or those uncles outside the door come in quickly." ”
Lu Bei'er suddenly didn't dare to act rashly, she softened and said: "Shang Ge, this time I went too far, you dodge first, if you have anything to say, let's talk about it next time." ”
Shang Ge just wanted to laugh three times heartily at the moment, and he said proudly: "Aren't you crazy, you are crazy again!"
As he spoke, a 'snap' slapped Lu Bei'er's little buttocks, and Lu Bei'er was about to go berserk, but he still stopped when Shang Ge was about to shout.
Wei Zheng and the others outside the door didn't know that they had become Shang Ge's accomplices in molesting his niece, they saw that there was no reply in the room, and asked suspiciously: "Little brother, why don't you speak, then I'll come in." ”
Lu Bei'er's heart was about to jump out, but Shang Ge still blocked the window with a proud face and didn't give way, she looked left and right, threw herself on the bed, and wrapped her body tightly with the quilt.
Wei Zheng pushed open the door and saw a disheveled man, the man had a blue nose and swollen face blocking the windowsill, his smile was as ugly as a chrysanthemum, and the whole room was also messy, this first impression was really unsatisfactory.
For the sake of his niece, Wei Zheng politely said, "What's the matter, little brother, why don't you keep silent." ”
Shang Ge casually tugged at the messy clothes and said, "The wind in the window is big, I didn't hear it clearly, and I ask a few uncles and uncles not to blame, come, please sit." ”
Is it very windy? Wei Zheng and Lu Wuxian and the others, you look at me, I look at you, and then they no longer dwell on this meaningless topic.
Shang Ge gave up the seat to a few elders, and he himself came to the bedside, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, Shang Ge lay down on the quilt that wrapped Lu Bei'er, and after a few adjustments, he finally found the most comfortable position.
In the bed, Lu Bei'er felt the strangeness coming from her chest, and her silver teeth were about to be crushed, and when she was so angry, she didn't forget to control the ups and downs of her body when she breathed, for fear of being seen by several uncles.
Shang Ge lay comfortably on the bed and said, "A few uncles, can you ask if you want to ask the kid, just ask, the kid must know everything." ”
Wei Zheng always felt that this kid was weird, how could he lie on the bed when he saw a guest, he smiled far-fetchedly: "It's not a big deal, the bottle is something we grew up watching, and in our hearts we are already like our own daughter, there are indeed a few questions I want to understand, and please don't think that we old guys are nagging." ”
Shang Ge smiled politely: "You are too polite, several of them are elders, if you have anything to ask, just ask." ”
Wei Zheng nodded and asked, "Where is the little brother?"
"Ancestral Huaishan City. ”
"How many people are in the family?"
"After a catastrophe, I was the only one left. Shang Ge replied calmly.
Wei Zheng and Lu Wuxian looked at each other, and the latter asked directly, "How do you feel about the bottle?"
Wei Zheng glanced at Lu Wuxian dissatisfiedly, thinking that he was too straightforward, but Lu Wuxian didn't feel it at all, the words had already been asked, and several old guys looked at Shang Ge one after another, waiting for his answer.
Shang Ge thought for a moment and recalled, "The bottle's hand is very slippery.."
Wei Zheng's eyes widened suddenly!
Shang Ge continued, "Her lips are also tender. ”
The meaning of this sentence made several old men brow and jump wildly, and Lu Bei'er in the quilt only felt that his lungs were about to explode!
"Oh, yes, and. Shang Ge seemed to suddenly remember something, and he added, "Her ass is quite sensitive. As he spoke, he turned his back and slapped it on the quilt, which hit Lu Bei'er's buttocks.
Lu Bei's tears came out, her only wish now was for a few uncles to leave here quickly, she must make Shang Ge regret what she did today!!
"Okay, okay, enough is enough, don't say it..."Lu Wuxian quickly interrupted.
Judging from this kid's words, a fresh little cabbage that they have been taking care of for many years was arched by the kid in front of them, and they had mixed feelings in their hearts for a moment.
In the hearts of these old people, there is no idea of the right person, compared to those external conditions, they only hope that the bottle can be happy for a lifetime, Lu Wuxian sighed, and said: "You must treat the bottle well in the future, if you dare to bully her, let me know that I will definitely peel off your skin!"
Under the sudden targeting of several old men, Shang Ge hurriedly reassured, "Regarding this, uncles, please rest assured, I can't cultivate by nature, even if I want to bully her, I can't beat her." ”
That's the truth, anyway, it's always him who gets beaten when the two of them are together...
Wei Zheng said with a complicated feeling: "That's it for today, Shang Ge, a few of us old guys will go back first, and if we encounter any difficulties in the future, we will open our mouths, all of them here are a family." With that, he got up and left.
Shang Ge didn't agree, he could fully foresee what would happen to him for a while, Lu Bei'er was like a bomb, but it would explode at any time!
"Uncles, it's so late now, why don't you stay in this inn, and I'll go and open a room for a few of you. With that, Shang Ge was ready to slip away.
Wei Zheng stopped him as soon as he stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Shang Ge, we have received your wishes, but we old guys still have to go back." ”