Shen Yi always thought that he was the most bastard in the world. At the age of three, he would pee in the well where everyone in Shenjiatun had draught, and at the age of five, he would put comic books in the desks of his classmates, and then report to the teacher in class. After the age of seven, he will drill into the arms of the big-breasted aunt and feel the big white rabbit of the big-breasted aunt. From the age of seven to his twenties, in the past fifteen or sixteen years, Shen Yi has done a lot of mixed things, such as letting his cousin Wu Xianzi conceive a baby. But after Shen Yi saw Park Zaixing, he realized that there were really people in the world of Lu Dao who were more bastard than him.

In the conference room on the second floor of the hotel, Shen and the others, who had rested all night, sat in front of a two-person Korean stick led by Park Zaixing, and Park Zaixing slowly expounded that Halla Mountain is the inherent territory of South Korea and the sacred principle that others cannot infringe, and then said that people like Chu Rong who break through on other people's territory are as if they are forcibly occupying the territory of other people's countries, and this kind of behavior is not protected by law, is shameless, and is worthy of condemnation. Therefore, they asked Shen and the others to leave Chu Rong behind, and they wanted to accept Chu Rong as a Korean national, and let Chu Rong be in Halla Mountain to protect the safety of the party.

When Shen Yi and the others heard the news, they were all shocked. Nima, let Chu Rong go to guard Halla Mountain? Damn, is this the rhythm of the gods? And it is also the kind of door god that is pasted on the door, to put it mildly, this is called the door god, but it is actually similar to the stone lion in front of the door. Moreover, this reason is too high-sounding. Nima, if we break through on your turf, our people will become yours? It's like a pregnant woman who travels to a foreign country and gives birth to a child in a foreign country, and then the child has to be a foreign citizen, because it was born in their country. Another example is to poop in a foreign country, and then because of this, the person who poops must become a member of their country.

If this is the case, it is estimated that many Chinese people are desperate to go to the United States to and pee.

Disagree, absolutely disagree.

Shen Yi straightened the bow tie that didn't exist on his chest, and didn't go wild, but said very elegantly: "Mr. Prostitute, we just broke through the foundation of your Halla Mountain, is it just that, our people also belong to your country?" If that's the case, can I bring our country's 3 million street lady fall team to visit your country, our request is very simple, our country's old lady falls down here, your people will help us up, help us up and compensate us 20 million won, not much. ”

Lin Ziqing and Zhang Zijin next to Shen Yi couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Poof, Brother Shen is so interesting, the old lady fell down ......" Zhang Zijin couldn't help but say.

Shen Yi still said seriously: "Translate it to him." ”

Zhang Zijin nodded sincerely, and decisively translated this passage, Park Zaixing heard Shen Yi's words, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he made a lot of noise in Korean, after Zhang Zijin translated, Shen Yi understood that Park Zaixing thought that Shen Yi was making trouble unreasonably, in this case, the laws of their Korean Empire would not protect Shen Yi.

Shen Yi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Park Zaixing, coughed lightly and said: "NO, we are not making trouble unreasonably, women are making trouble unreasonably, we fart here, and you will say that we occupy your national resources." ”

Poof, this guy is so good. Chu Rong looked at the serious Shen Yi and thought in her heart.

Zhang Zijin translated Chu Rong's words, Park Zaixing listened to Shen Yi's words, his face suddenly became gloomy, he and the handsome woman like a man next to him glared at Shen Yi, and then said a word to Zhang Zijin, after the translation, you are really sure, do you want to do this?

Shen Yi shook his head and said with a smile: "We don't know for sure, but Mr. Prostitute, we just took a hot spring here with you, and then became people of your country, this is really unreasonable, doesn't your country claim to have a history of 8,000 years, doesn't this 8,000 years of history teach you how to treat friends? Of course, we can't call it a friendly country." ”

When the handsome man like a girl heard Shen Yi's words, he frowned and said, "We know how to be humble, but we will never treat thieves well." ”

"Thief?" Shen Yi asked, and smiled contemptuously, "We are thieves, why did we steal your things?"

Mr. Pseudo-Niang said angrily, "You are using the aura of our Hallasan. ”

Shen Yi was helpless, and Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled and said: "If your Halla Mountain is really a blessed land, then your cultivators, why don't you break through Halla Mountain?"

In fact, there are really many cultivation systems in the world, such as Taoism, Buddhism, and Demon Religion in China, as well as some small and partial cultivation methods, while in foreign countries there are many various chaotic cultivation sects, the largest of which are Christianity and Islam. If there are cultivation methods in the worldly realm, then no one can really count them all. Some of these practices are similar, for example, in the countries near Southeast Asia, most of them practice Chinese Taoism.

As a big country in the plagiarism of intellectual and cultural property rights, South Korea naturally takes Lao Tzu as its ancestor, so their cultivation method is also a wealth and land tool. As the largest spiritual mountain in Korea, Hallasan Mountain has naturally had many people who wanted to practice here since ancient times, but Koreans could not break through it at all, and as long as they were close to Hallasan Mountain for a long time, they would always regress in their cultivation.

And now Chu Rong used the volcanic power of Halla Mountain to break through, which naturally attracted the attention of the Korean Monks Association, and it was precisely because of this that they wanted to leave Chu Rong behind. And now that Shen Yi asked like this, he struck their hearts, and this handsome man like a girl immediately turned red and said: "This is our country, and foreigners are not allowed to infringe on it." ”

Shen nodded and said, "Yes, we didn't infringe, we just came here to consume, to travel, to soak in a hot spring." ”

The man's anger exploded, and he made some swearing. Shen Yi straightened the non-existent tie and said, "The guy who spews feces all over his mouth." ”

The atmosphere at the scene was a little cold, everyone was eyeing each other, waiting for Park Zaixing, whose face was full of wrinkles, to speak, and when he reached the end, Park Zaixing smiled, turned his eyes to look at Anyang Jingxin, who had the highest cultivation in the field, and said: "This is South Korea, are you sure you can beat thousands of Korean cultivators?"

Zhang Zijin translated, and Shen Yi scolded angrily: "Nima, it's really dark enough, relying on us on your territory, the strong dragon can't suppress the ground snake, so they will bully us." ”

Who would have thought that An Yang Jingxin looked at Mr. Sissy and sneered: "Then can you beat our thousands of Chinese cultivators?"

Shen Yi suddenly had some enlightenment, but An Yang Jingxin stood up, looked at Park Zaixing with a smile and said: "You Korean cultivators, the highest is that Park Xing Zhenglong, and how many of us Chinese masters can live in seclusion in the mountains? If you really plan to do something to us because of our breakthrough in Halla Mountain, then behind us, there will be our entire motherland." ”

Domineering, mighty, Anyang Jingxin's words reached Shen Yi's heart. If this group of Korean sticks really dares to do something to themselves, when the time comes, when the time comes, the patriotic young people will not directly rush to the Samsung store and smash their store, and then send some great cultivators, they dare not to hand themselves over obediently. Although the Chinese often fight among themselves, when facing foreigners, they can still unite the front.

Sure enough, An Yang Jingxin's words made Park Zaixing's face a little gloomy. Park Zaixing said: "Our Korean cultivation has a history of 8,000 years, and we must not allow our cultivation to flow into your China. ”

Hearing this, everyone laughed. Eight thousand years? These sticks really treat themselves as onions.

Chu Rong, who had not spoken, was also angry, this incident was originally caused by her, but it brought so much trouble to Shen Yi and others, and the Koreans were so noisy, she had long been angry, and now when she heard Park Zaixing say that she had a history of 8,000 years, she was immediately angry, stood up and pointed at Park Zaixing's nose and said: "I, you still have 8,000 years of history, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, your hanbok is copied from our Hanfu, your text comes from our text, and movable type printing was invented by you?" Confucius is you Koreans? Even the Compendium of Materia Medica is said by you to be the work of you Koreans, and the Dragon Boat Festival is also your festival. Fuck, I can't help it, Nima, you don't have a small country with a large province in the land field, and you still say that it has a history of 8,000 years, and your sister has 8,000 years. ”

Chu Rong's words spewed out, and the spitting star actually carried flames and sprayed on Park Zaixing's beard, and Park Zaixing's beard immediately burned, and the sissy next to him hurriedly put out the fire for him.

Chu Rong cut her hair and said: "It's not the old lady I squeeze you, your country, is also the country that produces brainless powder and sissy cannons, what Quan Zhilong, what Zhang Genshuo, one is more disgusting than a mother, one is more disgusting than the other, and only in your country can such a person be produced, then go far and that away, I won't serve the old lady." ”

After speaking, Chu Rong snorted again, and a few drops of spitting stars spewed out and landed on the heads of the two opposite, and the hair on their heads also burned, and they quickly slapped each other to extinguish the fire on their heads. And Shen Yi and the others smiled, turned around and left, and at the end, Zhang Zijin snorted at the sissy man and said, "Sissy." ”

With that, a group of people left.

Back in the upstairs room, Chu Rong looked a little excited, took Zhang Zijin's hand and said, "If we treat them like this, will we be arrested?"

Shen Yi also thought of the question that Chu Rong said, if they were so arrogant, would they be arrested? If they were arrested, what would they do.

An Yang Jingxin shook her head and affirmed: "No." ”

With Anyang Jingxin's words, Shen Yi and the others finally put their minds at ease.

But then, Anyang Jingxin said again: "But they will soon come to us for trouble." ”

Several people looked at each other, and there was some fear in their eyes.