Chapter 2 Enough trouble, it's time to trigger A
Along the way, huge rocks and big trees kept changing positions around Yang Guo or Emperor Guo. Finally, when he put together a wooden house out of thin air...... A wonderful mudra.
"Yimu turns gold~! Illusory Realm—Pulp Source Feather Array!"
「...... Meow, so tired~......
I knew I wasn't going to make any wooden houses......
Knocking on the head that was a little dizzy, although he complained, the emperor said to himself with some regret. I already knew that it was good to let Ouyang Feng sleep in the suburbs, for Ouyang Feng, who was already crazy, it was the most suitable to trap him with a formation......
No matter what the emperor thought of Ouyang Feng, basically the process was not to want this 'good thing' to spoil him. So they left him in this mountain forest...... Because of that little bit of 'conscience' in my heart...... So I built this wooden house with "Ruthless Miracle". But there are regrets for being too hardworking......
But these are the little things. At this time—
"Beauty, wait for the emperor to come back~heyhehe~~" Rubbing his hands, after solving Ouyang Feng's matter at this time, the emperor couldn't help but show an 'innocent' smile when he remembered the 'business'...... What he thinks at this time is naturally self-evident......
Suddenly—
"Huh, why ......are you dizzy?"
It's dark in front of you, and then a scream pierces the quiet night sky!!
"Ah~~!! you bastard~~!!" Because of the consumption of ruthless miracle power, a stunned god, Emperor Jun Guo suddenly found that his body was not under his control! And right here, by the way.
'Yang Guo' twitched the dagger in his boots, and his hand raised the knife and fell......
Thus was born the body of a eunuch......
And in the next moment, Emperor Jun Guo once again gained control of his body. And he was greeted by endless pain......
"Bastard!I'm going to kill you!!I'm going to kill you~~!!" saliva splashed, and the emperor covered the 'vital point'. He fell on it in pain and trembled.
"Don't you always want to do it?"
A faint voice sounded, between reality and illusion. Yang Guo, who appeared in front of Emperor Guo again, looked at the Emperor Monarch's aisle curled on the ground like an insect with ruthless and cold eyes.
"Nothing else, I can still end the lives of the two of them...... By the way, as long as I am here, I will never let you do anything wrong!!"
"I'm doing something nonsense!?
You kid soaked sister flowers when you were 'outside', and when you arrived, I will become a monk and yourself!!" the emperor shouted with a smile instead of anger.
"Now you don't need to 'masturbate'......" It's humorous, Yang Guo, who hasn't appeared for a long time, just glanced at the emperor, then turned around and slowly sank towards the 'ground'......
"Damn, you're still talking about the wind and cold, you wait for me~!!I'll solve the hidden danger of the two of you sooner or later~!!! and-"
"Shut up! I don't care about them. But since ancient times, if you dare to make a move on your aunt......
"Come on, who am you? Don't think I don't know. 」
"What if you know!?Everyone has a love for beauty, but you can't break the code of ethics~~"
"Whew!
It's all excuses, I don't want to tell you about those useless things, if you have the ability, we'll fight it out now. You don't want to run~~"
It's a pity that Yang Guo didn't listen to the emperor's nagging after he turned around and said a word. The whole thing sank into the ground and disappeared......
"Bastard!!"
The emperor gritted his teeth and decided to treat his injuries first.
In fact, it is really better than strength, the emperor has passed, that is, the broken face is naturally stronger than the heart demon. Even if it's 'hurt' now...... But I can't stand this kind of sneak attack-based guerrilla warfare!!
Although the emperor had a lot of complaints about the late Huang Yaoshi. But I still have to thank him for the intermittent glue of Tianxiang left for the demons...... Although because of the two arms connections, it is not much. But......
You know, even if the size is large, it can't be as thick as an arm, right......
The main thing is what psychological shadow does this leave behind?
However, the words are divided into two ends, because the body is injured. The bear child also woke up, but the bear child was afraid of pain after all, so he snatched control in an instant. Another moment of pain and fainting. Anyway, even Ouyang Feng was woken up......
"Rebel son! Come on!!" No matter why he turned his back to him at this time, the rebel son was not wearing pants at this time (with blood stains, pants were still on the side when they were taken off). But Ouyang Feng, who woke up, shot for the first time!!
"Shut up!" the emperor has nowhere to spread fire. At this time, the ruthless miracle is activated!!......
Emperor: "Help me see, is it crooked??"
European "......"
After subduing Ouyang Feng. The emperor gritted his teeth and said...... Ouyang Feng was speechless......
........................
Experience a farce...... It's a farce, anyway, after a farce. The emperor has lived a lot more honestly, there is no way, he understands the temper of the demons. If it is said that the broken face, that is, the current emperor is the part of Yang Guo's ideal strength, then the heart demon is the part of Yang Guo's loyalty and other dogmas, no way, inherit the soul of reason.
However, the emperor's usual combat power is obviously much weaker than when he broke through the face at the beginning, but the explosive power is still there.
It's very simple, the money given by the parents is squandered, and the money earned by himself is eager to be broken in half to spend. It's a matter of mentality.
said so much, but everyone knows that the emperor is a villain, and the villain is naturally more timid, and as the saying goes, the soft is afraid of the hard, the hard is afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal is afraid of dying......
The emperor was really afraid that the demons in his heart would ignore his injuries and launch an all-out harassment guerrilla war against him.
"Hmph, wait, one day I'm going to put ............ in front of you," the emperor gritted his teeth.
Well, this can't be said. However, what the emperor thought about is naturally self-evident.
But......
Open crotch pants!
This is not a fairy, and Yang Guo has no rings! Even if it has reached the realm where flies and insects cannot fall, and a feather cannot be added. At most, it will dust off the body and dry out the clothes. Blood stains can be cleaned up. But......
In a word, it's all women's fault! Because without you women, what kind of pants do we need to wear!
Although the emperor is relatively undisciplined, it is not to the point of running naked (harmoniously)!
If the bear child can probably ......
Think about removing the idea that this is the face of the individual 'Yang Guo' who is lost no matter what.
In the end, Emperor Jun looked at Ouyang Feng shamelessly......
(Ouyang Feng: Ya Yan Butterfly~~! Emperor Junguo: You screamed! You screamed and no one heard it...... )
Ahem......
In this way, the emperor snatched Ouyang Feng's pants very calmly, and decided to deal with them first and put them back to the ancient tomb, of course, the profane pants were still left for Ouyang Feng. But that's enough to limit its movements......
Don't look at Ouyang Feng's madness, he hasn't gone crazy enough to run naked (harmoniously). But I don't dare to go out if I wear a Chinese coat......
Ouyang Feng didn't need to say much if he had any ideas, but he said that the emperor had overdone it...... Or rather, flying. So he rushed back to his own room in the ancient tomb......
Of course, because of the wilderness along the way, there is actually a shame in my heart that comes back with open crotch pants~. But it's just thinking about it, mainly because it's troublesome. I also ordered the pants to be sent back...... And......
"Oh~!!
You don't knock on the door when you come in!!" The emperor, who was changing his pants, took advantage of the situation to protect the vital point, and shouted at the same time.
There's no way to say that practice brings true knowledge or something, it's a subconscious action......
"So you were changing your clothes?" I don't know if it's a lack of words, but anyway, I opened my mouth very definitely......
"Isn't this nonsense? What to see~?!"
Emperor Jun was so depressed, just now he dragged Ouyang Feng's almost maggot pants as soon as he entered the room. With the memory of the body...... But—
"If you want to find your clothes, you don't have to, it rained last night, and today Limbo saw that the sun was good, so he washed all your clothes in one go. After listening to the emperor's 'eviction order', our Aunt Long was still determined, and simply explained to the embarrassed emperor......
"Holy!
It's okay to get wet, where?!" picked up the quilt on the couch and surrounded it. The emperor was speechless.
"Are you in such a hurry?" said the little dragon girl with a frown.
"Isn't this a torn pants~?" the emperor said embarrassedly as he picked up his pants.
"So that's the case, then I'll sew it for you......" Nodding in understanding, our Aunt Long still didn't mean to leave, but came to the stage...... Everyone remembers, Yang Guo slept with Mama Rong...... It's Grandma's room. So the sewing kit and so on happen to be in the house. And the little dragon girl naturally knows where it is. The problem though......
Well, for the ancient women to be popular, the emperor naturally will not doubt it, and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Isn't it just blasphemy pants~, anyway, the bloodstains have been cleaned up a long time ago, although the opening is more embarrassing. But......
———————————This is the dividing line of the mother's hand and the wanderer's shirt———————————
"This ......"
At this time, the emperor was speechless, how to say it......
This big needle yard...... Could it be that this is definitely the legendary 'net pants'! Fortunately, I didn't put them on for the first time, otherwise it would have been dewy!!
"I'll take it and let Limbo sew it for you......
Blushing, Aunt Long, who cultivated the Xuangong of eliminating the seven emotions and six desires, blushed......
I saw that she snatched the dirty pants in the emperor's hand at a speed that the emperor couldn't react, picked up the middle coat and outer pants, and fled with a smoke......
"This ......"
Scratching his head, the emperor couldn't help but sigh at the end. (To be continued......)