Chapter 767: Emperor Lao Tzu's Gift (II)

It is a very tiring job to draw bath water from the ancient well, especially the water at the bottom of the well is very special, especially heavy and heavy, but if it is for his wife, Diao Xiaosi is tired of it, and he is not even willing to use the absolute control of the inn that he has just gained.

Humming the tune that has been unchanged since he was three years old, he poured buckets of well water into the bathtub more than half a person high, and the bottom of the basin urged Haoyang Divine Fire to boil, and finally threw a large bundle of green vines picked from the wall into the basin, and then triumphantly made a gesture to Princess Jincheng who was standing at the door of the water room.

Princess Jincheng didn't move, stared at the steaming bathtub and said, "You brought me here just to take a bath?"

"Of course not. But since you are already the proprietress of this inn, how can you do business without washing it fragrantly?"

"I just washed it an hour ago. ”

Diao Xiaosi smiled and began to look at her with stunned eyes.

Princess Jincheng frowned slightly, and finally walked into the water room without saying a word.

Diao Xiaosi smiled happily, his eyes narrowed into two crescents, staring at the graceful and plump figure of Princess Jincheng shining.

"Concubine, I remember, when we took a mandarin duck bath together...... Ah, you're so ruthless!"

Princess Jincheng's sleeve brought up a puff of wind, and threw him out of the house, and then the sleeve wind turned back and "banged" the door and bolted.

- 1 - this - read - novel {y}{b}{d}{u} Diao Xiaosi is so busy and hurried to be courteous will not just take a mandarin duck bath with himself, it should be ulterior motives, otherwise there is no need to do it at all.

She didn't rush to take off her clothes, but tentatively put her hand into the tub, and the water was just the right temperature.

Suddenly, a strange warm current bubbled in through the fingertips, and the violent and yin qi accumulated in the body was like the spring sun turning snow, and even the negative emotions such as anxiety and fatigue that had accumulated in the body were also dissolving.

Princess Jincheng's bright eyes lit up with a touch of brilliance, slowly closed her eyes, and felt the wisp of warmth trickling in her body, refining the fairy heart and cleansing the dust, and then the crystal like jade slender hand faintly glowed.

After a long time, she let out a soft breath and looked back, and saw that the window had been silently opened and a thin slit let in the light, and a sparkling eye was peering through the gap.

"Wow!" Princess Jincheng raised her jade palm and splashed water in the air, and the window slammed shut.

Hearing an exaggerated scream coming from outside the water room, she smiled unconsciously, and Luo Shang faded and slowly revealed the perfection of ivory carving, which made the whole world hold its breath.

"Wow, it hurts-" Diao Xiaosi rubbed his nose that was hit by a water arrow, tears came out of his eyes, and he heard the sound of rushing water in the room, which made his heart flutter.

In fact, at this moment, he had replaced Qingwu Gong as the master of the Half Gate Inn, and with just a slight movement of his thoughts, the situation in the water room could be seen at a glance.

But since his wife said no, how could her husband peek? Diao Xiaosi would never do such a shameless thing. Of course, if you change to someone else's wife, it will naturally be a different matter.

Knowing that the beauty bathing effect is very good, and understanding the beauty of the present, his willpower - pull, is it still a man who has willpower in this situation? So, Diao Xiaosi resolutely stayed away from the place of right and wrong, twisted his body and ran to the backyard, at least there can be found four punching bags to be repaired.

The four murderers of the Great Wilderness did not know that the doom was coming, and the four heads gathered on a piece of bluestone, looking down at a chess game placed on the stone with blazing eyes, but no one dared to move one of the pieces on the chessboard.

With their eyes, they can naturally see that this game of chess is full of strange killings and robberies, and once they enter the game, there is no life or death, so no one will act rashly until they have a thorough understanding.

However, the various changes in the chess game and the faint emanation of the fairy charm are really fascinating, and the eight eyes are firmly attached to the chessboard and can no longer be moved.

"There are still a few shopkeepers missing in this inn, and that's you. Diao Xiaosi suddenly stood behind Tao Ranzi.

"No, why are you supporting us?" protested the Chaos in anger.

"Who dares not to do it? Lao Tzu's fists are harder than yours. Diao Xiaosi circled around the Great Wilderness and said in a relaxed tone: "That's it, let's make a deal, and you work hard in Lao Tzu's inn." Every thousand years, the best performer, I let him go to the heavenly realm. If anyone deliberately makes trouble with Lao Tzu...... Well, Lao Tzu has a fast track to go to the underworld, and directly escort him to be reincarnated as a pig in the next life. ”

The four murderers of the Great Wilderness couldn't help but shudder, escorted to be pigs in the next life, were raised in captivity, slaughtered by people, eaten by more pigs, boiled and braised and braised barbecue steamed meat buns...... Isn't it more depraved and undignified than being a watchdog?

Tao Ranzi was silent for a while before he said, "Your words...... Really?"

Diao Xiaosi was happy and said: "Why shouldn't it be true? To be honest, Lao Tzu has no friendship with the Ten Palaces Yama, but the Queen Mother is my godmother." ”

"Why?" Tao Ranzi looked at Diao Xiaosi and continued to ask, "Why don't you kill us, but are willing to send us away...... To the Celestial Realm?"

Diao Xiaosi said with a smile: "Because there is a group of guys above who are too boring, Lao Tzu sent you to heaven, not only helped me, but also helped them have fun." Believe me, the more you do the worse you do, the more you will feel accomplished. ”

The four murderers of the Great Wilderness were speechless for a while, and Wu Zi couldn't believe that this was the truth.

Diao Xiaosi said: "Of course, you can also refuse Lao Tzu's proposal, then I have to listen to my mother's words and throw them all into the oil pot and fry them." ”

Tao Ranzi gritted his teeth and said, "One word is a certainty!"

Diao Xiaosi nodded, scolded Fang Xuan for collecting the Zodiac Immortal Seal Prohibition in the body of the Four Murderers of the Great Wilderness, and said in high spirits: "Guys, start working, first clean up the inn inside and out!"

The monstrous son said angrily: "Boy, you ......"

"What boy?

The monstrous son glared at Diao Xiaosi angrily, and suddenly roared and pounced.

Diao Xiaosi remained unmoved, and said disdainfully: "Don't forget, this is Lao Tzu's one-third of an acre." ”

"Bang!" the monstrous man's figure shook violently in the air, as if he had lost all his strength, and fell straight down like a lead ball, and his huge head slammed into the earth with a thud, leaving only half of the back of his head exposed.

Tao Ranzi and the others were shocked, they clearly sensed that an irresistible force of the law was suddenly generated, it was precisely because of this strange power that the always strong monstrous son could only bow down and be powerless to resist at all, no wonder Diao Xiaosi dared to lift the ban on the four of them without fear.

After a long time, the monstrous son pulled his head out of the pit and stared at Diao Xiaosi with a disgraced face, smoking in his nostrils as if he was looking for an opportunity to break out again.

Diao Xiaosi said indifferently: "Haven't played enough?

The monstrous son got up from the ground and turned his head to leave, just wanting to get as far away from Diao Xiaosi as possible.

Seeing this, Tao Ranzi, Qiongyazi and Chaozizi followed after a little hesitation.

Diao Xiaosi was in a good mood to see the figures of the four people, and there were four more golden immortal thugs at once, and they were still free long-term workers, and it was difficult for the Banbianmen Inn not to be prosperous from now on.

As for what to do in three or four thousand years - whatever, is it possible that Lao Tzu wants to guard the inn and be the boss for a lifetime?

Diao Xiaosi retracted his gaze and landed on the chessboard, the black and white sub-canine teeth were intertwined, interlocking and endless, which was the endgame left after the last game with Yaochi Jinmu.

On that day, he risked his life and gritted his teeth and stood firm, survived the ninety-nine tribulations, and thus realized the realm of thirteen nothingness, but the ninety-nine calamities were not the end, and there was still one calamity owed from the consummation - this calamity was himself.

Only by defeating oneself can one be truly invincible.

But how to overcome himself and how to take this fateful step is really difficult for Diao Xiaosi.

He suddenly remembered the pale golden treasure bottle that Li Yuan had given him, so he took it out of the dragon belt and shook it slightly in his hand. There was a crisp sound of "ding ding dong dong" from the treasure bottle, as if it was a pill.

"Isn't it going to be a ...... again Take medicine?" Diao Xiaosi's curiosity was aroused, and he couldn't help but uncork the bottle.

"Hum-" A dark golden pill rose from the treasure bottle, like a small round of golden yang slowly rotating in front of Diao Xiaosi's eyes.

"What is this?" Diao Xiaosi's heart didn't know why a strong uneasiness suddenly swelled up, and he had an unprecedented dangerous intuition, as if something that he was extremely resistant to was about to happen.

He didn't want to shoot his left palm, and a "Si Ming Seal" in the twelve zodiac seals directly shot at the mysterious dark golden pill.

"Po!" the pill was sealed in the palm of his hand, like a caged bird letting out a faint tremble.

However, the uneasiness in Diao Xiaosi's heart did not disappear because of this, but inexplicably increased.

The strange thing was that no matter how he snooped with his immortal sense, he never noticed the slightest abnormality in this dark golden pill.

It looks only slightly larger than a mung bean, but it has a shell that is so thick that it is impossible to penetrate.

"Boom!" Suddenly, the dark golden pill in his hand burst open without warning, setting off a surging cloud of light.

Diao Xiaosi was caught off guard, only to feel that the overwhelming dark golden light tide in front of him was filled and agitated, like a thick and majestic wave crashing up, and a huge earthquake in his mind seemed to be his body disappearing in an instant.

A boundless evil qi that seemed to be like a substance poured into his spiritual sea immortal heart, killing the yin and cold full of trembling domineering majesty, and crushing Diao Xiaosi's immortal consciousness and spiritual wisdom with a devastating momentum, as if he wanted to completely wipe out the three souls and seven spirits.

"It's over!" Diao Xiaosi screamed, finally not forgetting to protect himself, the Haotian Divine Fire in his body, the Yunji Spiritual Spring, the Yin Lei Essence, and the Xinzhai Ancient Well Water...... A surge of water collided with the incoming tide of dark golden light!

"When!" The two terrifying forces met in a narrow way, and there was a deafening sound of gold and stone, like a pair of hammers hitting together.

Diao Xiaosi felt that his body was like a walnut that had been smashed again and again, and he couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood.

Fortunately, he successfully kept a wisp of spiritual wisdom immortal, and did not let the golden tide completely annihilate him.

I saw that the half-side door inn faded away from his eyes, and the golden waves around him were roaring and agitating, like a series of thousands of male peaks pressing towards him, if he didn't experience it himself, he couldn't imagine that such a small golden pill was as powerful as Xu Xu.

What is the origin of this thing - Ge Laozi's tiger poison still doesn't eat children, Li Yuan, it's really not as good as a beast!

Diao Xiaosi was so annoyed that he almost pulled out a knife to chop the cheap hand that opened the treasure bottle, but he was afraid of pain.

While he was working at this time, he heard a grand voice ringing in his ears: "Accept my blood, be my slave;

"Chiyou Demon Blood!"

In an instant, Diao Xiaosi finally guessed the function of this dark gold pill.