Chapter 7: Fire in the Tomb B

"Idiot, you're stupid, you can't even make fire!!"

"You're not the same. 」

"How can I be the same, do you know the so-called gentleman who cooks far away? What's more, what kind of broken stove are you using from the ancient tomb faction! It's too 'advanced'! I don't even have a blower, and I think only the immortal who has passed away will use it~!!! I can't do it......

From the kitchen of the ancient tomb, there was the irritable voice of 'Yang Guo' and the little dragon girl's rebuttal as always. In fact, it is normal for the stove to not have a blower. Zi once said: If you can't pull out, you blame the pit, and if you can't go to the sky, you still complain about the long crotch of your pants.

In fact, Yang Guo really knows how to cook, but he forgot about it himself.

That's right, it is the so-called 'delicious but not dumplings', as a traditional Chinese food, when I was a child, during the New Year's Festival, a family of three had dumplings on this side of the jaw. chatting with parents, talking and laughing, waiting for the dumplings to be cooked. I haven't eaten it yet, and it's already beautiful enough. What a wonderful life was back then.

Later, Mu Nianci died, and Yang Guo stayed in Lujiazhuang, and he could eat dumplings during the New Year's holidays, but he didn't do it himself......

Speaking of this dumpling, I think Yang Guo was a good hand at maxillary noodles, rolling skin, and chopping stuffing.

As for the last step - the package

Needless to say??

So I saw that 'Yang Guo' was still a little rusty at the beginning, and he was also disabled, but he quickly regained his former feeling. And because of the practice of martial arts, one-handed movements are now better.

Although the ingredients are limited, the dumplings themselves are not difficult to do. Although this dumpling filling determines whether the dumplings are delicious or not. But it does not require much of people's cooking skills. The hands of those who practice martial arts are not stupid, and it is enough to make dumplings and learn now, and they can still stump them??

Even later, there was no filling, and the emperor had a whim and made a few sugar dumplings filled with jade bee syrup. to hide the embarrassment of having too much face.

The dumplings here are wrapped quickly, and even Xiaolongnu, who has never cooked, has learned this skill, everyone is a person who practices martial arts, and he didn't have a face full of noodles. But after the most ugly, the two of them rushed into the street in front of this pit father's small pot stove......

Because the tomb sect is all about women, this pot stove is relatively petite. At the beginning, it was because of Song Xia's rice bucket. Mu Nianci used the kind of big pot stove with a blower, and the emperor's so-called cooking skills were just stealing from Mu Nianci back then.

Anyway, for all sorts of reasons. Anyway, no matter whether the emperor borrowed straw to make a fire or borrowed something to make a fire, he just couldn't light it anyway. In the end, the little dragon girl was forced to try her hand at it. There was the very first scene......

"I said. Is it that hard to make a fire?' Yang Guo is nostalgic for his childhood life. At this time, seeing the embarrassment of the two of them, he complained. Who knows—

"Shut up!If you have the ability to come~!!" Yang Guo didn't open his mouth, this opening just hit the eye-catching! The emperor is also a real cadre who does what he says, and there is no previous whirlwind. Yang Guo easily gained control of his body again.

Shake your head. I thought it was just a fire, what's so difficult. Recently, he has been giving birth often, and he has been able to give birth to a skill!

This stove is not the gas stove and induction cooker of today. What's more, even now, there are still people who won't fire.

The emperor is also helpless, this dumpling has been wrapped. Now because the water can't be boiled and can't be put into the pot, the so-called can see but can't eat, it's too torturous. He had a bad temper, but now he was even more angry. With the mentality that everyone is finished playing together, Panshou is behind, waiting for Yang Guo to make a fool!!

Many friends may not have seen this kind of cauldron, and the emperor retired in a negative mood and replaced Yang Guo to take over.

As the saying goes, it's easy to see flowers, and it's hard to embroider. He didn't take over halfway as the emperor, but because he always lit a fire in the wild, he really lit the fire in the end. Originally, I wanted to invite credit, but I don't know what's wrong with this stove. There was smoke billowing from within.

"Idiot!Don't stop it yet!!!Out of "Splitting the Empty Palm"~!!" Emperor Jun shouted in Yang Guo's consciousness. And Yang Guo also listened to the emperor's wrong instructions for a while, and used the palm wind to blow wind into the stove. As a result, the backlash was even greater, and for a while, the kitchen was full of smoke, forcing Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo to water and extinguish the fire, and escaped from the smoke-billowing 'battlefield' with dumplings.

"You!" ×2

Activate the mechanism to seal the stone door of the kitchen. After escaping, the two turned each other off.

"Haha............ha

Yang Guo finally couldn't help but start laughing.

"What's so funny?"

The little dragon girl said a little angrily. This is also a rare reaction from her......

"It's nothing, it's nothing......" Yang Guo waved his hand and laughed bitterly. He also stopped down the steps.

"Why do you think it's such a big smoke? Is the stove broken?" the grizzled little black woman wondered.

To be honest, Xiaolongnu is not uncannibalistic, Yang has three meals of honey a day, and she is the same. Yang Guo wants to open the fire to cook, so she naturally will not object. And it's very attentive......

But now it's so embarrassing, she was dressed in white before, and she didn't even get to such a point after the decisive battle at the entrance of the tomb. I have to sigh that this cooking thing is really a big problem of humanity~.

Yang Guo was naturally embarrassed at this time, and the little dragon girl had become a little black girl, not to mention him, a guy who took the lead.

At this time—

"I'll just say, this broken stove must be broken, or the chimney is blocked!!Otherwise, Lao Tzu would have raised the fire a long time ago!" The emperor originally wanted to see Yang Guo's jokes, and he was still a little embarrassed after Yang Guo lit the fire, so he naturally summed it up at this time.

"Wait!What are you talking about??" Yang Guo asked in shock in his consciousness.

"I said the stove was broken, otherwise Lao Tzu would have lit the fire a long time ago. The emperor repeated weakly.

"No! the middle of these two sentences!!" Yang Guo anxiously prompted further.

"The chimney is clogged......

How did I forget this fork!!! I feel that I would make such a low-level mistake!!

Here is an explanation, the so-called chimney fork is a local language, we know the principle of the rise of heat in the road, the so-called chimney fork is actually a mechanism to block the chimney, usually close when the fire is not on, so as not to pour cold from the chimney. Blowing ash at the bottom of the pot can be everywhere and so on. If you've ever looked at the official road of a range hood, the two leaves that can be closed inside are the so-called chimney forks......

If you still don't understand, just think about the fact that the range hood is not turned on for stir-frying in the building now. Or you make a fire with firewood in a closed room!!

But then again, everyone doesn't know the chimney fork, let alone the little dragon girl.

Finally, Yang Guo asked Xiaolongnu to recall what strange actions Granny Sun had before cooking. What has been turned on, what has been turned off after cooking. Only then did she rely on the memories of the little dragon girl to find the damn mechanism in the smoky kitchen. At that time, in the thick smoke, I listened to the little dragon girl's words-

"This is it, I remember once with Granny Sun, who turned this place before lighting a fire. After the stir-frying, Granny Sun turned the mechanism back again. Saying that, he turned the mechanism, but he could hear the sound of the wind in the stove, whether it was Yang Guo or the emperor, there was a sense of looking up at another village.

Don't say it's a trivial matter! Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea are not a first-class major event in life! Let's just say that this small step can be done, and the three of them want to die, in a word, life is not easy, and living in ancient times is even more difficult......

Eating, drinking, and sleeping are the foundation of human survival. Fortunately, this ancient tomb was originally intended for people to live in, if there was no sewage system, then it would be a cheat......

In the late 15th and early 16th centuries in the West, there was no sewage system in big cities such as Europe, and the streets were full of garbage and defecation.

The so-called high heels, wide-brimmed hats, perfumes and the habit of men walking outside the women's test were invented to deal with all this and urine garbage all over the ground and flying in the air.

High heels can reduce the chance of trouser cuffs and socks coming into contact with dirt, wide-brimmed hats can protect the lace on clothes from being buried by garbage and urine falling from the sky, perfume can cover the stench of the streets (and Europeans were not used to bathing at that time), and as for the etiquette of men walking outside, it is because it can protect women from flying and causing trouble!

At that time, in big cities such as Paris, people would shout "Attention" before pouring garbage and urine downstairs, but it was inevitable that someone would be tricked. Gold Capital...... It's really full of gold.

The mention of this may have upset the appetite of the book friends who were eating. In fact, reading and eating is a bad habit. It's by the way.

Getting back to business, waiting for the fire to be raised by Yang Guo at one time......

Finally, there was no smoke coming out...... Yang Guo almost cried excitedly! Even the expressionless little dragon girl was very excited. ...... Of course, her excitement is also relative.

You say the original smoke in the house?

are all martial arts masters, and the chimney is opened, so what's so difficult about fanning the black smoke into the stove.

Soon, the water boiled. After the dumplings kicked into the pot with a bald lur, it was also counted-

"That's it!" Yang Guo snapped a finger!

"Don't forget to boil and add water, remember to boil twice! Don't bow for thirty-six years, and you will almost fall short when you tremble." 』

"Oh......"

Yang Guo was reminded by the emperor and calmed down, and at the same time taught Xiaolongnu the last step...... Next time, you will be able to eat dumplings made entirely by Xiaolongnu! Yang Guo is disabled after all, isn't he......?