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On this night, Penglai Xiandao was full of lights, and many guests who had not left the island were all invited to come, filling the huge sea and sky line.

This is the second time Diao Xiaosi has participated in a wedding in his life, the previous time the groom was Li Er, and this time it was his turn to be the groom.

Although the time was a little rushed, the luxury of the guest lineup was no worse than that of Li Er and the eldest grandson Guanyin.

Evil Moon Zhenren represented the man's parents, Geng Nanyi, Geng Shaohua and his wife represented the woman's parents, and even Yu Wenyao and Gu Yuming, who had retired, also sent people to send congratulatory gifts.

The happiest person at the wedding banquet was none other than Diao Xiaosi. He was pleasantly surprised to find that he had been a villain in vain in the morning, and Sun Sheng and the others had already prepared a big gift. It's just that these gifts were originally intended to congratulate him and Wan'er on their marriage, but now based on the simple wishes of the parties, they are very cooperative and sent to the newlyweds as wedding gifts.

Thinking of this, Diao Xiaosi's intestines were all green with regret. He secretly pulled Geng Shaohua aside, and deeply reviewed it painfully, saying that because of his youth and ignorance, the wedding was too hasty and simple, and he was really sorry for his wife, and even more sorry for the old man and mother-in-law who had worked hard to raise his daughter.

In order to make up for her mistakes, in order not to let Wan'er leave a lifelong regret, can you take advantage of the fact that the wedding banquet has not yet started, and quickly hold a grand and grand marriage ceremony?

Geng Shaohua was quite relieved at first when he heard it, but he was a little embarrassed that all the regulations of the wedding banquet had been arranged, and he was afraid that it would be too late to change them temporarily.

Diao Xiaosi immediately suggested empathetically that if you don't have a kissing ceremony, you can just collect money from the guests.

When Geng Shaohua heard this, he almost fell from the top of the mountain, and under the pretext of discussing with Geng Nanyi, he hurriedly fled.

Diao Xiaosi looked at Geng Shaohua's back as he fled with regret, and began to think in his heart that he must take Wan'er back to the door in a few days, so that Yang Guang and Li Yuan can see their daughters-in-law.

Fortunately, the congratulatory gifts that everyone gave to the newlyweds were very rich, which slightly made up for Diao Xiaosi's loss and remorse.

What Evil Moon gave Wan'er was a jade vase with a portrait of the bride. Diao Xiaosi began to think that this thing was similar to the Golden Vase Plum Spectrum, and resolutely refused to agree, but was ridiculed by the old madman and the thief and said that he didn't know the goods.

It turns out that this jade bottle is the treasure of the town gate of Kunlun Yaotai Palace, the "Star Shadow Shake Falling Bottle", and the power is still on the Borneo Thousand Consciousness Tree.

Changsun Sheng was even more unambiguous, and his shot was a "Flower Sky with Snow Talisman", a "Thirteen Void Talisman" and a "Yunluo Xiangyi", making up for most of Diao Xiaosi's losses in the Battle of Diaolongtai.

Diao Xiaosi was not satisfied, and he really wanted Changsun Sheng to bring three of each of the nine best Dao talismans of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, until the head of the Changsun was so angry that he wanted to bombard him with the Huatian Companion Snow Talisman.

The thief Lao Dao gave Zhongnan Wuzhen a "Bingqing Jade Sword" that he had jointly refined and forged in his early years, and the eldest grandson Wuji saw that his eyes were hot, and he clamored to exchange it with a folding fan, but was kicked back by Diao Xiaosi.

Others also have their own gifts, Chu Suiliang lived up to the trust to write a book for a whole day, completed the copy of the Lanting preface, and also added a lot of scholarly elegance to the wedding of the bride and groom.

Diao Xiaosi deliberately counted the characters carefully from beginning to end, yes, there are a lot of words.

To Diao Xiaosi's surprise, Princess Jincheng actually had a congratulatory gift, which was a complete set of royal dragon and phoenix Chengxiang tea sets, I really don't know how this little lady brought it to Penglai Xiandao.

As for the relationship between himself and Princess Jincheng, Diao Xiaosi felt more and more confused, like a mess that couldn't find a thread.

Seeing that this girl's face was getting colder and colder, Diao Xiaosi took the time to talk to her several times, but she was blinded and died of depression. Thinking about the passionate moment in the big water tank before, is it just a dream of Nanke?

It's helpless, anyway, things always have priorities, and after marrying Wan'er, it's not too late to think about her again. Now the top priority is that Mrs. Taiping will hold the wedding first.

Although the family affair was set in a hurry, the necessary links were indispensable.

At noon, Diao Xiaosi rode a high-headed horse with eight sedan chairs, and went to the sea and air to welcome his relatives in a majestic manner. As soon as he arrived at the door, he was stopped by a group of female disciples of the Immortal Pavilion led by Nan Wanping.

Seeing that these female disciples each had a big stick in their hands, Diao Xiaosi suddenly felt that something was wrong, and before he could turn around and escape, he was deeply trapped in the rain of bullets. Finally, he was sensible, and he hurriedly took out some jewelry, and then he spent money to eliminate the disaster and escaped.

finally took Wan'er on the sedan chair, returned to Haitian Yixuan, and waited for him with a marriage gift.

Evil Moon Zhenren happily stood aside, pointing fingers at Diao Xiaosi, asking him to do this for a while, and asking him to do that for a while. made Diao Xiaosi annoyed, and even asked the old madman if he was married? As the saying goes, without practice, there is no right to speak, and where it is cool, where to stay.

So Changsun Sheng appeared as the master of ceremonies tonight, but people came over, and said a set of etiquette for getting married, Diao Xiaosi suddenly lost his temper, and had to be at the mercy of a puppet.

Seeing their daughter and Diao Xiaosi getting married, Geng Shaohua and his wife were full of emotion, and Mrs. Geng secretly wiped her tears while laughing.

Thinking of these righteous masters who sat in the sea and sky to attend the wedding banquet of their daughter and son-in-law a few years ago, to them they were still unattainable figures as almost mythical, but now they are sitting together and drinking, and even married in-laws. The wonders of life's encounters are unimaginable.

It was expected that someone would make a bad drink at the wedding banquet, so Diao Xiaosi took precautions to catch the eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang as male bridesmaids, which can be regarded as adding two protective walls to himself. It's a pity that these two goods are not the materials for making wine bags and rice bags, and after a few bowls of wine, they hid in the thatched house and refused to come out.

Seeing that the double insurance failed, Diao Xiaosi had no choice but to go into battle in person, and after drinking, he only remembered that he picked up the bowl and dried it, no matter who was toasting him, he entered the cave room in such a daze.

According to the wedding customs, the cave house must be noisy. It's not noisy or festive, just like cooking without adding salt.

Nanyu Lane, Changsun Sheng and others, as elders, of course, can't make too much trouble, so they just smiled and returned to the hall to drink.

Who knew that the eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang suddenly rushed out of the thatched house with a radiant face and full of energy, and even Zhang Wuji was wearing bandages and crutches and slaughtered into the newcomer's cave room with a fierce momentum.

The most hateful thing is Nan Wanping, and I don't know where this demon girl came from, all kinds of difficult topics emerge one after another, and Diao Xiaosi is tormented to death.

In the second half of the night, everyone finally stopped the flags and drums, and the gold was withdrawn, and the troops were withdrawn, and they returned with all kinds of loot.

Diao Xiaosi was paralyzed on the bed, only feeling more tired than fighting three fights with Wang Xuanying, and said with a wry smile: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu has prepared for you to hide all the congratulatory gifts, otherwise we will have to go bankrupt tonight." Niang Xipi, I won't get married after killing Lao Tzu, I still have to keep my life and enjoy happiness. ”

Wan'er sat next to Diao Xiaosi and looked radiant, but deliberately asked, "Are you really no longer married?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and couldn't help but think of Princess Jincheng and Sun Zisu, and said: "When I'm old, let's get together a table of people to sit at home and play mahjong every day, and the one who loses is responsible for washing the dishes and taking the children to boil the bath water." ”

Wan'er couldn't hear the meaning of this scoundrel's words, and snorted: "I don't like to play mahjong, and you are not allowed to play." ”

Diao Xiaosi smiled and hugged her and said, "If you don't fight, you won't fight, but we have to find something to do, otherwise we will definitely suffocate to death." ”

Wan'er said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "Don't you like to play mahjong, then we have to do some other entertainment activities." ”

Wan'er pushed him out in a shallow anger and said, "You pervert......"

Before he could finish speaking, the cherry mouth was firmly sealed by this guy, and as soon as his delicate body was soft, he taught him to press it on the bed.

Wan'er was soft and called, "You haven't washed yet, get out of my bed!"

Diao Xiaosi looked at her pink and red face under the light, pointed chin, black eyebrows, red lips and delicate exhalation, Ruolan's skin was delicate, and her hands couldn't help moving up and down, and said with a smile: "Good baby, I also have this intention - let's roll the sheets together!"

"Get out!" Wan'er resisted with her hands and feet, angry and funny.

In the morning, when he was dressing up, his mother also took his hand and taught him earnestly, saying that he should fulfill his woman's morals and be gentle and considerate to men, so as to tie his heart.

But looking at this bastard's indulgent and profligate appearance, it is not only the heart that needs to be bolted, but even the hands and feet have to be tied up with iron chains.

At this moment, Diao Xiaosi cheered and said, "Since you say the same, let's get out together!" pulled the sheets and bedding and wrapped himself and Wan'er together.

Wan'er punched and kicked and resisted hard, where is there still a little bit of the bride's tenderness and joy?

Gradually, the cave room fell silent. After a while, the candles were extinguished.

In the dark, I heard Wan'er panting slightly and shyly: "If you like children, I will give birth to two more, and if you want to play mahjong in the future, you will have someone to accompany you." ”

After thinking about it for a while, Diao Xiaosi replied: "Wife, if you don't become the pavilion master in the future, let's go back to Jiangzhou to open a mahjong parlor......

Before he finished speaking, a heart-rending howl sounded in the cave room: "Won't I let you be the boss lady? No, how can you bite your ass...... My wife spares her life—"