Chapter 111: Uncle Hurts (Part II)
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Seeing that the tender and flawless whisk of dust like water is about to be gently cared for on Diao Xiaosi's neck, the evil uncle who specializes in eating and supporting mandarin ducks in folk tales is finally ready to make his debut.
But out of the door came not a stick, but a jar of wine.
"Smack!" The empty wine jar smashed on the dust and exploded, and the right arm of the Absolute Gold Master was slightly numb, and the dust suddenly deviated and hit the door panel.
"Bang!" The whole door panel was in ashes, and Diao Xiaosi couldn't help touching the back of his head.
Master Jue Jin stopped the dust, looked into the room and said, "Senior Brother Evil Moon, don't come to harm?"
The room resounded with an angry and deplorable voice from the evil moon real person: "! After smashing the field, you still pretend to ask me if I am harmed?
The Absolute Gold Master was too familiar with the perverse temper of the Evil Moon Zhenren, and said with a blank expression: "When did the poor nun smash your field?"
"Even the door panel of the poor road was smashed by you, and you dare to say that you didn't smash it?" Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Old nun, the monks don't say anything, if you don't admit that you smashed this door!"
Diao Xiaosi took the opportunity to get up, rubbed his buttocks and retreated into the house and said, "Uncle, why don't we report it back and smash the door of their lower courtyard of the Ci'en Temple! ”
As soon as he saw the real person of the evil moon making a move, his heart was settled. The old madman is really an old madman, and even the abbot of the lower courtyard of Emei Ci'en Temple dares to open his mouth and scold a dog with blood, this uncle knows it too much. I just don't know how many brothers and brothers Zhang Lihua has, or sisters, if they all find a support group, the absolute lineup is luxurious. In the future, in the heavens and the earth, wouldn't you be able to walk sideways casually?
Master Juejin said in a deep voice: "Senior Brother Evil Moon, is he really your nephew, why has the poor nun never heard of it?"
Evil Moon Zhenren sat on a pile of wine jars with Erlang's legs up, looked at the golden master and said, "Did your mother tell me when she got married? Did your grandmother tell me when she gave birth to your father? Why does my sister have to tell you when she gets married and has a son?"
None of these three questions could be answered, she frowned slightly, realizing that Evil Moon Zhenren had made it clear that she wanted to protect Diao Xiaosi. But he traveled thousands of miles from Emei to Jiankang, wasn't it just to arrest Diao Xiaosi and bring him back to Ci'en Temple to bring him to justice, how could he retreat in the face of difficulties?
What's more, if he returned empty-handed today, how could the face of the Temple of Mercy and Grace remain? Wouldn't Master Jianyong's nephew die in vain?!
Thinking of this, Master Jue Jin's thin eyebrows slowly raised, and said: "This person is the murderer of Jian Yong's nephew, and the law does not tolerate mercy, and the poor nun must take him back to Emei!"
Diao Xiaosi had a person behind him, and he was suddenly full of confidence, and said hesitantly: "What law, whose law?"
Master Tai Senran said, "Dharma!"
"Bullshit Buddhism!" Diao Xiaosi sneered: "Lao Tzu only heard that people in Buddhism sweep the floor without hurting the lives of ants, cherish moths and gauze lamps, and even step on an ant to kill and burn a moth to death It is a great sin." However, the monks and nuns of your Mercy and Grace Temple have horns on their heads and sores on their feet, and they shout and shout at every turn to kill important people's lives. What kind of Buddha do you recite or what Dharma you cultivate, you might as well go home and have a baby!"
"Presumptuous!" "The golden master was too angry and cold, and secretly had already transported the Buddhist magic skill of "oh Buddha scolding ancestors".
Just now, the evil moon real person almost pointed his nose and scolded the street, and the absolute gold master Tainian was in the right path, and he didn't care about the magnificence. What's more, this old man is famous for his temper and is no different to anyone, so wouldn't he lose his identity if he has the same knowledge as him?
Besides, the evil moon is really proficient in medicine, there are countless living people, and he has also saved the life of the Emei monk. It's nothing to scold him a few words for this favor, even if it is spread out, others will only admire the Buddhist disciples' cultivation and deep knowledge of Entubao, but they all look down on this crazy old Taoist. This is a great benefit to Yu Emei's reputation, but it inevitably makes Kunlun's face gloomy.
But Diao Xiaosi is just a shameless and despicable little rascal, how can he be compared to the righteous path master Kunlun Qisu?
Her cultivation is far better than that of the Jianyong monk, and this "Buddha scolding the ancestors" is silent on the surface but extremely powerful.
Diao Xiaosi felt a "buzz" in his head, his throat spurted blood stasis with a sweet "wow", and the wounds on his body that had just healed all collapsed, and he almost fainted in pain.
Evil Moon Zhenren was furious and said, "Old thief, you are a rooster crying in the middle of the night!" He also performed the stunt of Kunlun Yaotai Palace, "Shocking and Deafening", and roared back towards the Absolute Gold Master.
The body of the Absolute Gold Master swayed slightly, but more than half of them were angry with the Evil Moon True Person. She is famous all over the world, admired by everyone, and what she shows is obviously Emei's mastery, and this old madman actually compares himself to a chicken!
Evil Moon Zhenren glanced at Diao Xiaosi, who was bleeding from the seven orifices, and knew that he would not be able to die for a while, so he picked up the wine jar and jumped up and scolded regardless of the three seven twenty-one: "Niang Xipi, Rolling Nong is only ......"
Before he finished speaking, the roof "banged" and the dust was flying, but he was excited and pushed out of the big hole with his head.
Evil Moon Zhenren choked on the ashes and became more and more annoyed, and then picked up the preface and yelled: "Egg!"
His voice used full skill, like the Yangtze River blasting into the ears of the Absolute Gold Master.
A wisp of blood overflowed from the corner of the Absolute Gold Master's lips, and he said with a cold face: "Senior Brother Evil Moon, are you going to become the eternal sinner who provoked the dispute between the two families of Kunlun and Emei?"
The evil moon real person flew in the air, and the wine altar smashed into the chest of Master Jin, and he said as if he had not heard it: "I will beat you to be immortal!"
With the actions of the Evil Moon Zhenren, the Absolute Gold Master vaguely guessed the dirty meaning of the old madman's words, and a cluster of anger finally appeared in his eyes, and he quickly turned cold, flashed sideways and waved the dust to the wine jar, and scolded sternly: "You pretended to be crazy and stupid, full of foul language, and lost the face of Kunlun Yaotai Palace!"
"Uh-" White and flawless lotus flowers bloomed on the dust, smashing the wine jar and rushing towards the Evil Moon True Person.
"Old thief, do you really play with me?" Evil Moon Zhenren's eyebrows flew and danced energetically, and he melted into the white sea of lotus light with his bare hands, and made a "Kunwu Seal".
This Kunwu Seal is the supreme Dharma Seal of Kunlun Yaotai Palace, using one of the "Eight Methods of the Royal Road" to transfer the power of the whole body, with 13,600 runes cast into the red light of the Kunwu Divine Sword, which can wash away all the demons and monsters in the world, and the power is no less than a sword trick.
The Absolute Gold Master was too caught off guard, the white lotus was wiped out, and the dust flew out, and the gray clothes crackled and burst with thousands of holes, and he couldn't help but be ashamed and angry: "I chanted the same source of Buddhism and repeatedly let each other, but you deceived people too much!"
"Boom-" When the light surged wildly, half of the courtyard was blown up, and Diao Xiaosi hurriedly dodged far away to avoid the fire at the city gate and the pond fish. He watched from afar at the old madman fighting with the old thief and the nun in the dark, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said secretly: "It's best for the old Taoist priest to kill this old nun, and the monk of the Church of Ci'en Temple and the Taoist priest of Yaotai Palace will kill the blood of the river, and Lao Tzu can be peaceful in the world." ”
I don't know when the little Taoist boy stood beside Diao Xiaosi, and the watcher battle group shouted loudly: "Master, I opened the ban and sealed the courtyard and destroyed her!
Diao Xiaosi woke up like a dream, secretly scolding himself for being stupid, when will he not fan the flames at this time?
The absolute gold master was too pale, and turned a deaf ear to Diao Xiaosi's nonsense. She wanted to stop at the point, but unexpectedly, the evil moon real person didn't know how to advance or retreat, and actually rushed up like a madman to fight with herself, and her heart couldn't help but be nameless, and the demon slaying fairy sword was shining brightly to attack the opponent's vital point.
The two of them tumbled and fought viciously for more than 30 rounds, and Evil Moon Zhenren suddenly took the sword of Jin Shitai by surprise with his sleeve coat, and his body twisted sideways to reach forward and swept her cheek, and said disdainfully: "Niang Xipi, it's no different from an old bark...... Oh, you thief!" But he was very happy and sad, and he was too annoyed by the gold master to point at his middle waist and eyes, and he screamed in pain and rolled backwards in the air, dodging layers of sword light slashes.
The Absolute Gold Master did not say a word and urged the Demon Slayer Sword to press forward step by step, but he was actually a killer.
Diao Xiaosi was elated and applauded loudly, in the end, he was a master of the world in Kunlun Yaotai Palace, and even the old thief dared to tease - mother, my son loves his uncle to death!
At this time, the two top masters of the righteous path had completely spelled out the real fire, and the flying sand and stone pillars within a radius of thirty zhang were broken, and the wine jars in the house had already been destroyed.
Evil Moon Zhenren has always been a drunkard, and when he saw the wine flowing in the house, he couldn't help but burst into a rage and said, "Old nun, return me the wine!" His hands pinched the "Iron and Blood Kunlun Seal", and a cloud of intense red light swept and stirred, lifting the bricks and tiles and porcelain pieces all over the ground out of thin air.
In the snap of a finger, these ordinary earthworks and sand porcelain suddenly lit up with a dazzling light, like the swaying stars of a thousand tent lamps in the middle of the night, swaying from all directions, surging mountains and tsunamis.
The sky was chaotic and dark, and the figure of the Absolute Gold Master was looming in the overwhelming red sparks, and the blue light of a demon slaying fairy sword was like a clear spring flowing in the sea of fire, passing through the mountains and valleys endlessly.
At the moment when the battle between the two top masters of the world was in full swing, a slender figure like a snow crane suddenly flew from outside the courtyard, silently bullying behind the Absolute Gold Master, and suddenly a layer of ice blue glow slapped down on her vest.
The golden master snorted angrily in his nose, avoiding the key point in his heart, and used the Emei stunt "Luohan Golden Body" to slam the hard connection. Her body rushed forward two steps, her mouth spurting red and blue bruises, and she suddenly twisted her waist and swung her sword to slash down.
The visitor didn't seem to expect this old nun to be so strong, and quickly took off her white clothes and cast a spell to escape.
"Huh!" the Demon Slaying Immortal Sword provoked the white clothes and failed to hurt the arrival. The Absolute Gold Master's eyes froze, and he suddenly plunged his long claws into the void on the left.
"Whoa-" The shadow will flash, and the half-cut sleeve of his left arm will be torn to pieces by the "Extinction Divine Claw" of the Absolute Gold Master, turning into a fluttering white butterfly dancing in the air.
The person who came was secretly stunned, and was about to float to cast the Queqiao Xianni, but he never dreamed that there was a sudden change in the field, and there was a strange scene that everyone expected!