Gaiden: Jade Seems Ruthless Chapter 16 C

Anyway, Lin Peng blew himself up like this, and Lu Yuhang couldn't say anything. Nature copes with silence is golden......

I don't speak, I'll take a look~~

"Why don't you speak......

Lu Yuhang chose to be silent, but Lin Peng felt a little embarrassed and asked.

"Nothing......

I just didn't expect Peng'er, you're quite good at housework..."Lu Yuhang changed the topic very casually.

"Huh?

It's just a simple housekeeping, isn't it normal to say that you can do this?" No way, even if the girl was a young lady who was served by someone before she left home, but after such a long time, she will naturally be able to do anything......

At this time—

"Xiaopeng, are you almost done cleaning up? It's time to eat...... Today, I made Xiaopeng's favorite braised tenderloin and sweet and sour fish. Come on~, I'll take you and Yuhang to wash your hands first......" Meng Ruyan suddenly appeared and came to greet Lin Peng and Lu Yuhang for dinner. At the same time, he naturally pushed Lu Yuhang to the bathroom......

........................

「...... Anyway, you're so extravagant......

"This...... I can't move~!"

"Then you can move quickly~!"

『(ˉ『ˉ)Saliva ~~

I'm thinking......

Well, Lin Peng, who was washing his hands at this time, was squinting his eyes and looking at Lu Yuhang, who was being served by a dream-like face to wash his paws, very unkeenly. The two of you are talking to me, and when you are working hard, you can only hear Lin Peng's words......

Anyway, if you don't do it, what kind of hands are you washing?!

Of course, Lin Peng didn't say anything about this complaint. So wait for a while...... Suddenly, the dream opened his mouth-

「...... Speaking of which, Xiaopeng, I am really happy that you can come. You know, it's really nothing to wash your hands and feet...... It takes a lot of effort to bathe Yuhang......

All right. At this time, it doesn't matter if he is smiling while wiping his hands for Lu Yuhang. Anyway, Lin Peng's eyes were getting more and more strange when he looked at Lu Yuhang......

"Don't worry. I'll wash it for you in the future!" Lin Peng said to Mengyan. Speaking of which, it seems that Lu Yuhang is some kind of bowl and chopsticks fruit......

That's it, waiting for the table—

"Ahh......h Then I'm welcome......" After everyone sat down, Lin Peng picked up the dishes and chopsticks. But—

"Xiaopeng wait!" Meng Ruyan stopped her.

"What? Sister Yan, do you want to feed him first, the 'head of the family'~?" Lin Peng looked at Lu Yuhang with hanging eyes, saying that she didn't understand the rules, but just rejected these rules......

Isn't there a saying that says?

Because of rejection, so complain!

At this time—

"That's not, it's just that I want to help you 'purify' first......" Lu Yuhang replied with a slight smile in his tone. And he uses 'you'. Of course, these details were not paid attention to by Lin Peng...... Because—

"What's the matter?!"

Lin Peng was shocked. In other words, it's not that I haven't eaten here at Lu Yuhang in the past, why did I suddenly have this kind of rule.

"Have you converted, do you believe in Buddhism or do you believe in the Tao?" asked Lin Peng, who reacted.

In other words, Lin Peng thought that Lu Yuhang believed in Buddhism or something, and it was understandable, soul!

How can you say, ~ It's normal to believe in something, right?

"Not really, although I've been working on it lately. But the main reason is that this meal has fish and meat, which is not good for the body......

Of course, I mean more about the soul......

Let's put it this way, because the soul in the flesh contains a sense of memory that makes the soul of the person who eats it more and more turbid......

...... Of course. Peng'er, there are many reasons why your personality is so hot......

But Lu Yuhang just thought about it in his heart. At this time—

"I'm a dear~, it's strange and cautious, then you can 'purify'......" Lin Peng naturally threw down his chopsticks when he heard it, and people are curious. As a result, Lu Yuhang, who was stared at by her playfully, was a little embarrassed to show off his skills......

"Ahem~!" though it's not necessary. But because of habit, the soul also has to cough. Next, naturally-

『Buzz wēng阿à比bǐ惹rà吽hōng嘎gāmiscellaneous zá惹rà............』

That's it. Lu Yuhang used his soul to roll the dishes on the table, and cooperated with Manjushri to blow the secret mantra of flesh and death. The dishes were purified in seven sections......

Speaking of which, this mantra is still an excerpt from a Buddhist scripture. As for the sutras......

Professor Yang is also a lay disciple of Shaolin~! Some scriptures or something are very normal.

"Alright. It's ...... to eat."

"I don't know weishenme, I suddenly don't want to eat at all......" Lin Peng looked at the dishes that had whetted her appetite just now, and suddenly felt a strange discomfort...... However, when Lu Yuhang gave an order, it may be that he is accustomed to a natural dream, and he is very happy to eat-

"Xiaopeng, eat quickly, let me tell you, the dishes that have been 'purified' by Yuhang are particularly magical and delicious~.

...... How can I say it, I haven't even dreamed much lately......" Dream like Yan kept putting vegetables in his mouth like a mouse, and talked about it. Anyway, the magic of the two does not delay.

"Like Yan, you said that, Peng'er, she wouldn't understand......

Peng'er, you must know that people can dream in addition to the so-called daily thoughts, mainly to sort out the external soul fragments! and the so-called disease comes from the mouth, but these 'purified' dishes are different, because all of them are blank soul fragments, so the relative soul is easier to absorb. Therefore, it will relieve the soul of some pressure on digestion......' Speaking of this, Lu Yuhang didn't brag about it...... It's a statement of facts.

And saying this, Lin Peng naturally picked up the chopsticks and started. Pick up a piece of fish and put it in your mouth......

How to say it -

「...... I don't know what's going on, but although I still like the taste very much, I always feel that it doesn't smell good......

Of course, I'm not talking about your cooking skills, Sister Yan...... It's true~" Facts speak louder than words, although Lin Peng quickly put a few mouthfuls in his mouth, but sincerely...... It's not a ...... to say it's not delicious

『......

............

Looks like a face. Go and bring the rest of the braised tenderloin...... I'm sorry for you......

"It's okay, I got it......

「???」

...... Thereupon. When the two plates of tenderloin were placed in front of Lin Peng, Lin Peng was confused for a while......

"What is this for?"

"Nothing. Peng'er, I can tell you that these two plates of meat are out of the pot together. This plate is purified by me, and this plate is not purified. You can taste it all......

Lu Yuhang didn't say anything else, just asked Lin Peng to go to shiyan by himself......

「!!!」

Lin Peng chose the meat that had not been purified, and then he was suddenly shocked. I ate two bites in a row...... zuihou is tasting the so-called purified meat......

How to say it, obviously the taste is the same, but the latter can be described as chewing wax......

"How so? Isn't this out of the pot together??"

"Of course, this is out of the pot together.

...... Let's put it this way, not only the body, but also the human soul has likes and dislikes. The realm of the so-called 'kitchen god' in the mortal world. After all, it's the soul. This is what they call cooking with their 'heart'.

So compared to the dish jishu itself, Peng'er you may pay more attention to the 'soul' of the material......

Well, in fact, Lu Yuhang didn't want to say it. Nor can it be said that—

That is, on the nature of the soul, the dream-like face appears to be a relatively viscous milky white. And Lin Peng's soul appeared gray-red......

Of course, most people are usually yellow and white. The old man is sky blue...... And themselves—

is a completely transparent color......

"I always feel that what you said is not a good thing...... "Maybe it's the sixth sense, anyway, Lin Peng glanced at Lu Yuhang. And then for a moment I really didn't know how to continue with that dish......

She also knew that it must have been 'purified' that the dishes were good for the body. But......

One is washed 'white porridge' and the other is 'eight-treasure porridge'...... Anyway, personal preferences are different......

"Don't worry, Peng'er, I already knew that this kind of thing could happen. So in advance, I asked her to divide each dish into two portions......

I've probed your soul to fluctuate over that 'taste', and you're waiting—'

As he spoke. On the other side, Meng Ruyan has already cooperated with Lu Yuhang to serve the backup again. Then Lu Yuhang once again 'blessed' these newly served dishes...... In other words, the so-called exclusion of the 'bad' and the 'useful' are left behind...... Anyway, it's much more troublesome than a complete 'purification'...... But—

"Now you're trying......" Lu Yuhang gestured to the newly 'blessed' dish......

「!!!

Oh~~!"

Well, Lin Peng naturally took a bite to the sweet and sour tenderloin that he had eaten and had not been purified. As a result, I was so excited that I bit my tongue...... And finally—

"Whew~...... ......It's so delicious! This...... God!" Lin Peng couldn't describe it in words, only to see that she quickly tasted every dish and found that the plates were all high-quality. The plates are delicious......

Anyway, it's just too much to her taste! including some dishes that I didn't like to eat at all in the past......

"It's good if you like it......" Lu Yuhang smiled...... Of course, this smile his body can't do right now. But—

"Wait~. Give me a little left~~" Lu Yuhang's soul let out a miserable scream.

"Bah~ (grimace)!"

...... Well, all I can say is. Because Lu Yuhang is one level higher than the so-called 'kitchen god' in the world at this time, the so-called ever-changing 'kitchen god' can use ...... 'heart' to sense the 'taste' of diners...... Then use the 'heart' to make the dish that the diner likes the most.

At this time, Lu Yuhang is even more magical, and it is not nice to say. After his 'blessing', it is a splash of poop after 'blessing'...... Okay, let's not give this zombie example...... It's amazing anyway. (Mystery Voice: You have reached my appetite!Grave egg~~Hurry up to the person who is eating~!!)(To be continued......)

PS: To be honest, if I hadn't realized it recently, I would have been a 'eunuch'......

It's not without precedent...... I don't shout anything, and I definitely won't be a 'eunuch'. That shouldn't be useful at all......

I can only say that I don't want to disappoint the people who support me, and that's true!